TheMuleteer
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Joined 03-29-06, id: 1017948, Profile Updated: 07-30-09
Author has written 16 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Star Wars, Chronicles of Narnia, Heroes, and Harry Potter.

'Ello, everyone. Now, I could be one of the many other writers here that has some huge, giant, overblown profile page that offers you every detail on them in existence. Me? I choose to take that time to write instead. Thus the scant profile.

Here're the basics:

I'm 19.
I've been writing stories for since April of 2006.
Anything pre-2007 is pretty much crap, and I'm hideously embarrassed of it, but I've left it on, because I feel I should own up to my failures.
Anything pre-2008 isn't great, but I can live with being associated with it.
I find that Jo Rowling has provided for us one of the best sandboxes to play in for the ages, and I can't thank her enough for basically giving us permission to do so. Want proof? Here's the link: http:///2/hi/entertainment/3753001.stm

Favourite Authors: (These people are GOOD. Which is why I'm telling you: READ THEM. DO IT.)

kuroraikou http://www.fanfiction.net/u/857869/kuroraikou
Zayz http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1283122/Zayz
S'TarKan http://www.fanfiction.net/u/884184/STarKan
Souderwan http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1045656/Souderwan
Derek Metaltron http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1216166/Derek_Metaltron

Hobbies:

Writing, reading, playing and enjoying music. I try not to be overly complicated.

Upcoming Projects:

Harry Potter and the Legacy of the Chosen One Tentative Title, Will Probably Change
A project that I am slowly developing with Kuroraikou off of an idea she had. Set around 110 years after the events of the series. Multiple chapters over multiple books. A long time in coming.
After being raised in seclusion from the Wizarding world for eleven years, Harry James Potter II begins attending Hogwarts. While at school, he tries to keep out of the spotlight, but the legacy of his name, along with his own prodigious abilities make this practically impossible. He begins to search into Harry Potter’s past escapades, trials, and the things his friends and classmates saw from outside his world. Modeling himself after the original Potter as he acquires bits and pieces of knowledge about him, Harry struggles within, wondering if this is a man whose shoes he can fill...or if he really should.

Not the One
Harry Potter; oneshot, possibly to become chaptered.
Nineteen years after the defeat of Lord Voldemort, Harry Potter's life is calm, centred, whole. All is well. Twenty years after the defeat of Lord Voldemort, his life has been destroyed. With his best friends, he tries to piece it back together, growing closer to one in particular. She's not the one for him. He's not the one for her. But they try to work through anyhow.

Harry Potter and the Dangers of Time
My attempt at a much more realistic, much less nonsensical story involving Time Turners. Multiple chapters over multiple books. Will take some time.
At the end of his 3rd Year, Harry Potter had saved the lives of two innocent beings. But at the cost of their freedom, a Professor's job, and the escape of a rat, he feels it wasn't enough. He rashly chooses to ignore warnings, and proceeds to meddle with Time. The consequences of this are many and dangerous, and as the story progresses, Harry begins to fight against losing his own mind while Time spirals into madness too.

Of Scum, Villainy and Unsung Heroes
Harry Potter; Eight chapters, counting an Epilogue. Will be a while.
Professor. Villain. Monster. Git. Snivellus. Coward. Murderer. Traitor. Over the last seven years of his life, Severus Snape was called many things, but never a hero. And never a man. His thoughts, his motives, his inner turmoil have never been explored, never considered. Until the Boy Who Lived calls him 'hero'. An introspective into the broken heart, shattered soul and wounded man that was the Potions Master, the Half-Blood Prince.

LXG: MMX
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen; modernised. Multiple genres, including (obviously) LXG, Alias, Torchwood, Ultimate Marvel, Bionic Woman, Heroes, Dexter, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and the Bourne Trilogy.
After a series of unusual events hint at the coming of a global catastrophe, the League of Extraodrinary Gentlemen is reformed, and seven heroes are called; a scientist, an immortal, a hunter, a rogue, a beast, a spy, and a vampire. Facing a dangerously cunning villain and his mystifying plot, the League must first face the demons both standing next to them and inside themselves.

dies

Five projects, four of them easily going to be enormous volumes of work. All that, plus college, jobhunting and attempting a stable relationship. This is going to be interesting.

Catch you all on the flipside!

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Your Contribution To The War Effort by Limelight reviews
Han isn't by-the-book. Han/Leia
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
Fated Chance by Euonym reviews
It happened because of a game. That's it. Nothing more. But Fate doesn't like to lose, and if winning means sending a few people back in time, so be it. Harry Potter will be given a second chance. WRITTEN PRE DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,404 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
This Time Around by Asterales reviews
When an old enemy reappears, Jaina Solo and Kyp Durron embark on a dangerous quest through time to save Anakin Skywalker from the dark side. The deepest secrets of the Force slowly unravel as their mission is plagued with evils no one could have foreseen. Cover art by Iverna. Note: this story, in its current state, is unfortunately unfinished and will remain that way.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 60 - Words: 303,347 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Jaina S., Kyp D.
Star Wars: Five Things Continued by Derek Metaltron reviews
AU. A all-new compilation of five things that never happened to a character, inspired by TheMuleteer's own series. Now up are Chapters 7 and 8 - Evil Sith Darth Maul! And a Special Collab Bounty Hunter Chapter!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,761 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008
Morning People by Zayz reviews
LJ. On a sudden impulse, she tilts her head so that her lips brush by the soft skin of his ear lobe and she whispers, “So you do believe in romance?” Some nauseating morning fluff. You've been warned. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
You Love Him by Zayz reviews
LJ. "He was only a boy, a boy who was trying to love a girl, when that girl was trying to love everyone else." Two-shot. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,303 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Curiosity by Zayz reviews
Sparrabethy. DMC. The curiosity scene rewritten slightly. R&R?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
May I Have This Dance? by Zayz reviews
LJ fluff. Lily and James spend an evening dancing in the rain. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/10/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Just Friends by Zayz reviews
LJ. He was her very best friend, the one she trusted the most out of anyone else...until he wanted her in a way she wasn't sure she was ready to succumb to yet. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mask of Loki by Marcus S. Lazarus reviews
After 'HBP', Harry finds a strange green mask in the trash, but even after everything he has witnessed since joining the wizarding world, he has no idea how his possession of such a seemingly simple artefact will affect the outcome of the final battle...
Crossover - Harry Potter & The Mask - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,969 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W., Voldemort, Stanley I./The Mask - Complete
What It Means To Stay by Torniquet reviews
Peter catches Claire wanting to leave the Petrelli home, and return to the Bennet's.
Heroes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Claire B., Peter P. - Complete
The Not Quite Love Letters by Limelight reviews
Because, technically, the first love letter that Solo wrote to Organa was blackmail. UPDATED. NO, SERIOUSLY.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,021 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Leia O., Han S.
The Queen of Hearts by Marble Rose reviews
AU Paire. “Don't you draw the queen of diamonds, boy. She'll beat you if she's able. You know the queen of hearts is always your best bet.” Living with Claire teaches Peter the difference between real love and infatuation.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,891 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 2/26/2007 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Claire B., Peter P.
On Edge by DeathByMushrooms reviews
He could pretend their relationship was strictly platonic, but only for so long. One shot Paire.
Heroes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Complete
Another Time, Another Place by StarvingLunatic reviews
When Shego discovers an old book in the attic of her family's old house, it leads to Kigo in two different eras. Cover by HazuraSinner at deviantart.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 130,176 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 10/14/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Behind Enemy Arms by Etherelemental reviews
Ron is killed during a mission and Kim turns to an enemy to find solace when she realizes that she can't get what she needs from her friends and family.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,435 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Five Things That Didn't Happen by Limelight reviews
Five things that didn’t happen. [HanLeia, MothmaJanson]
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Leia O., Han S. - Complete
Heart's desire by FireAtWill52 reviews
What does someone see in the mirror one silver night...Guess the pairing!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Complete
Descent Into The Dark by Souderwan reviews
Prequel to Fall of the Sith. 300 years before TPM, and shortly before becoming a staple on the Jedi Council, Yoda is a very different Jedi. While visiting his home world, a strange experience in the Force leads him on a quest that could cost him his soul.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,368 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/8/2006 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Yoda - Complete
Backhanded by Limelight reviews
Janson wakes up with someone in his bed. And this someone is definitely not him because he checked, and he’s here, and that crosses off an out of body experience. [Mothma.Janson, Han.Leia]
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Leia O., Han S. - Complete
A Tale In Past Tense by Limelight reviews
Han Solo wants to tell you a love story. [Han Leia]
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
Fog Inside The Glass by Limelight reviews
Han Solo spent most of his life sleeping with women and leaving. But he couldn't leave her. [Han Leia]
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Leia O., Han S.
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The Hardest Question reviews
How? How can I, for the sake of being honest, destroy everything we have? Some years after DH, Harry Potter must face his feelings for his closest friend, and find an answer to the hardest question: How can I tell her the truth? Partially 19Yrs compliant
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,933 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Star Wars: Five Things reviews
AU. A compilation of five things that never happened to a character. Leia, Palpatine, all of them. Bad Summary. Read and Review!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,399 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 6/29/2006
Kill Will reviews
Post AWE, VERY AU. Elizabeth & Jack's wedding is attacked and ruined. Escaping death, Elizabeth swears revenge on her attackers, and she'll Kill Will. Loosely based on 'Kill Bill'. Retrospective Sparrabeth. Gets rather violent at times, so be warned. R&R.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,101 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Elizabeth S. - Complete
Star Wars: What Might Have Been reviews
Alternate Universe: What is the power of chance? And what does the Force have to do with it? Bad Summary. Please Read and Review.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,163 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
Nobody Does It Better reviews
Part III of my Paire songfic series. After a long search, she finally found him. Paire, postFallout. Read and review, please!
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Complete
Moonraker reviews
Part II of my Paire songfic series. Peter runs...and Claire knows why. Heard this song...somewhere...and thought it fit perfectly, despite the odd title. Read and review, please!
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Complete
All Time High reviews
My first Heroes fic. Peter & Claire confront their feelings during their escape from Texas. First in a series. Songficdrabble. Please R&R!
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Claire B., Peter P. - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Next Grand Adventure reviews
Post POTC3. Mysterious illnesses, traitors to the Crown, the Devil, Admiral Jack Sparrow, the American Revolution, and most important of all...RUM! Please R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 55,122 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: Sons of Liberty reviews
Jack Sparrow and company have decided to join the United States! Men in dressses, rum, chaos, mayhem, and did I mention rum? Read and Review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,459 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: And Really Bad Eggs reviews
A connecter between CotBP and DMC, so spoilers for the last one! The crews' pasts are revealed in LOST style flashbacks as the adventure continues! R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,009 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Complete
The Death of Captain Jack Sparrow reviews
A perspective of Jack Sparrow's end, seen through his eyes. Contains a SERIOUS DMC spoiler, with sad JE suggestions. Updated and revised. Read and review, please.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Complete
The Death of Elizabeth Swann reviews
The moment the two slipped beneath the waves, she felt herself die with them. A companion piece to Death of Captain Jack Sparrow. MAJOR DMC spoilers, with a lot of sad JE. R&R, please.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Complete
In Dire Need of Rum reviews
Just a JackElizabeth drabble about the moment Jack realised the fact that he's in love with Elizabeth. AU.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, J. Gibbs - Complete
Narnia: Beginnings and Ends reviews
Peter and Susan. What are they? And what can they become? Bad summary. Wrote this when I was totally out of it, but maybe it's good. WARNING: INCEST. Read and review, please!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: Acts of Piracy reviews
James Norrington is a traitor. He left the Navy and joined the forces of Admiral Jack Sparrow. Also in The Next Grand Adventure. Read and REVIEW!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 16,702 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/8/2006 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Complete
Pirates of the CaribbeanPursuing The Right Course reviews
FollowUp to POTCArctic Escapade. Admiral James Norrington has had his fleet of 3 cut down to one by none other than Jack Sparrow. He weighs his options...and makes the decision that changes everything...forever. R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Complete