"I can be very disarming." "Looks like you've been disarmed," I jabbed, not looking up at him. Benn let out a loud laugh at that. Shanks grinned. "You wound me." "Clearly, I'm not the only one."

When you're a Black, you're a Black and nobody gets to hold all the cards except you. Not a Dark Lord with a grudge, not a Headmaster with a prophecy and certainly not the world's most influential Mafia Family... Dorea is as much a Black as a Potter and she is not about to let anybody walk over her! A Fem!Harry story. Slow Build.

Harry has always had a talent with mimicking voices. He could make his voice sound like anyone he wanted it to be like, be it male or female; with just a little practice on his part. Then when he found out he could also shift his features to look like anyone he wanted to Harry knew that he had something that could save him from the hell that was his so called family...

16-year-old Sawada Tsunami wakes up one day to find up she now has a sadistic tutor in the form of an infant. Tsuna's hiding a bit of a secret from her family, though. It's not like she could just tell her mother, let alone her father, that she's in charge of a Yakuza group. First attempt at fanfic. Rated for later chapters. Crossposted from AO3. Fem!Tsuna/Guardians eventual rom

When he was four, Tsuna was kidnapped by the Estraneo Family. He lost his mother, his brother, and his freedom. But Skies don't take loss very well. "Never again." Gen Fic, Adult!Arcobalenos, Different!Guardians.

Unfinished ideas, stories, drabbles, and whatever, that are KHR/HP based. Surprisingly, I have a lot of them, so much so- that it's kind of sad, haha. Some of these ideas are DARK, so warnings will be before each story.

Set during Order of the Phoenix. Minerva McGonagall, the Weasley twins, Peeves, and a common hatred of Dolores Umbridge? Things do not bode well for Hogwarts' High Inquisitor.

Harry Potter is not a Potter? Quatre Winner is not the only Winner son? When Hari Winner disappears just after his mother passes after giving birth events will occur and a prophecy will unravel. But neither twin is a pacifist like the rest of their family. They will fight for those they love and will search for that which is missing. They will drag the unsuspecting along with them

Separated from the group, Kagome tries to survive the Feudal Era and makes a pesky acquaintance with a kitsune. DRABBLES

Percy was ultimately betrayed. After getting Luke to destroy himself to stop Kronos, Annabeth murdered Percy. A long hidden mole, she had planned for this. Sorry I suck at Summaries. I often use the first chapter to make a good impression.

When two angry souls find each other and one is a girl from another world who is murdered and finds herself being reborn in a world where it is normal for people to catch fire. Literally. Did I mention that said girl is now a boy? Warning: OC (not self-insert), Slash, Yaoi, BoyXboy, Reincarnation, Language)

HP/Naruto It was the kind of stupid crazy thing that would happen in one of ero-sensei's novels. But this Potter kid was Sasuke's family, which made him Team 7 family and there was no way in hell they were going to let any murdering brother take that away

The 15 year anniversary of Voldemort's defeat is near so Luna is writing the behind the scenes look at what the 'power He knew not' was all about. She turns to Dr. Bell, famous psychologist, for her unique view of the B-W-L. Year 1 onwards w/future perspective. Harry/Multi due to House needs.

After the war Harry has had enough of Wizards and Magic. He leaves the wizarding world with nothing but the clothes on his back before a friend suggests he hire a bodyguard and take a vacation. He heads out on an adventure and along the way finds a family he didn't ask for, but certainly needed. HP multicrossover. No pairings.

A lab experiment goes wrong, leaving Sakura a sex-crazed fiend. Determined to find a cure, she stalks the Akatsuki HQ looking for a way to alleviate her unexpected problem. Beware this plotless filth, oh innocent browser. Your life will never be the same. UPDATE 11/2019: Went back and cleaned this up, fixed Konan's chapter, adjusted the ending. Enjoy.

Harry has been in Westeros for a little over six months when he arrives at Castle Darry one evening and sees the ghost of a direwolf. Harry Potter/Sansa Stark

Harry decided to leave England to get a new life in Tokyo, Japan. He met Brownie and became a werewolf. He discovered that his mother had a niece in Japan who was Mont d'or's mate. Then he will deal with his past, his cousin's past, his new life and his new family. He will find his role in the Charlotte's family as Yakuza because they are a powerful family in both worlds.

In the Chamber of Secrets something awoke in Bella Potter. Something that had stirred the year before. It wouldn't be until a trip to Italy a few weeks later that the full extent of what had happened would even start to be realized. AU, Smart/fem/Harry(Bella), Pairing undecided,

It all started with a F**** Tournament, Flames and will to live a little longer, and just escalated from there, how he got from Wizard, raised to be a sacrificial lamb, to a Mafiosi in training he will never Know. [This story has been adopted by DaughterofDuck]

In which Harriet ran from her own world that was threatening her and jumped to another. It was peaceful at first, until a certain little deer wandered too close to her territory with injured companions. And then made a really stupid deal. Not to mention she was obviously not from around there, so she covers her face. fem!Harry x Shikaku ON HIATUS/POSSIBLE ABANDON

After the Champions were selected for the Triwizard Tournament Harry, in a moment of desperation, calls upon the help of any gods that will listen. He gets the two that are both the most non-conventional and perfect for the job. AU, Gen. No Pairings.

In which an accident forces Ophelia Potter in another, more dangerous secret society and things aren't just the same anymore. "I did everything to make you proud, you know? But I guess my best just isn't ever enough." "You're just like your mother, girl! I should have known that you would turn up exactly like that freak!" Fem! Harry.

Two immortals who have been around for a very long time but have never had the chance to come across each other until they meet the man that will treat them like equals... like his sons. On their journey one will know what the other is but won't utter a single thing about it and the other will be in the dark for an amount of time. Will these two immortal become something more?

Hadrian Valkorian (Harry Potter) and his family have awoken from there deep sleep in the ruins of one of the great cities of Valyria. With them comes the return of the Dragons and magic to the lands of Westeros and Essos. They will bring about the start of a golden age for house Targaryen and all of the seven kingdoms. Lannister bashing, Robert bashing.

(CURRENTLY RE-WRITING AS SILK I went back to re-read this and didn't like how directionless my writing was so I'm completly overhauling it in "Silk & Wool" I am keeping this up for archiving purposes.) Harry Potter disappeared from the Dursley's doorstep on that fateful night, and Hattori was a strange shinobi that brought cloth to life. Slow-burn.

Sometimes, you find something you didn't even know you were missing. For Wheeljack and Mirage, a chance cooperation is the beginning of more than either of them knew they were looking for. And as Wheeljack learns to see the mech behind the invisibility, and Mirage begins to rely on the solid strength beneath the mask, they turn out to be just what the other needed.

His sensei was probably cursing him from the grave. Kushina-san, too. 'I am truly disgusting' Kakashi thought grimly. Not that Naruto knew. She wouldn't know if you smacked her in the face with it, but it was all the better for him. He didn't want her to recognize him as a pervert, even if reading porn publicly was a dead giveaway. Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto.

"Are you sure?" Death had purred, spindly fingers tugging at tangled raven locks, voice twisted in amusement. Hyacinth quirked a brow, not fearing the being when it said so clearly, so honestly, only moments ago, that her protection was its utmost priority. Like the allure of the Veela, the entity enraptured her attention with surprisingly caring words. MoD!Fem!Harry x Acrobaleno!

Soul mates are treated with reverence In both the muggle and magical worlds. On everyone's 15th birthday the name of their soul mate(s) will appear somewhere on their body. Harriet Lilyann Potter is going to be a 5th year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. She has had a hard life that only seems to be getting harder in the near future. An soulmate au

After the war with Voldemort, the Ministry of Magic goes to the ESUN to offer an Alliance, through marriage to their savior, Harry Potter. Yaoi

Two shifters meet what kind of adventure will they have? Fem!Harry/Skull. being rewritten! Then deleted!

Prompt#47 from Bleeding-roses-16 Xanxus never really considered the fact that if he was adopted it meant that Timoteo wasn't his biological father.Which meant his biological father is probably still out there until Lussaria pointed it out.Xanxus doesn't really think about it because he's far more involved with the Cradle Affair Harry isn't gay in this, I'm pans ppl Hiatus UFN

When Grimmjow thought he should have died, he didnt.He woke to three little human boys taking care of him.Faced with a different body,and the fact of never going home,he hatefully sticks around.But those three little boys worm themselves under his skin,and make a themselves at home in his heart no matter how much he tries to kick them out.Soon,he doesnt even want to go back. GASL

AU The bell test; a time honoured tradition for Team Seven's legacy, the greatest paragon of the virtues of teamwork… And Kakashi's not-so subtle middle finger to the bureaucrats that tried to pawn a genin team on him before he could teach his sensei's son. It was working, too- at least until the no-name brats actually passed his impossible test... Team Seven will never be the same

After been left at the doorstep of the Dursleys, Arya had been abandoned by her family in a dark alley in Italy. After been discovered by Varia, she was trained to become Xanxus' heir. What will happen when Arya is found by the magical world around 14 years later, the time for the Triwizard Tournament? Will the Sun Arcobaleno accept to let his young lover fighting for the wizards?

Grimmjows a panther hybrid teacher wants Ichigo a tiger hybrid to be his mate. but keeps getting turned down due to the fact that his the hybrids teacher. but this panther wont stop at nothing until this little students submits to him.

Rokudaime Hokage Uchiha Sasuke is a man with nothing beyond duty to the dead. Yet when a second chance comes from the lips of a demon, his battles begin anew... EDITING.

Iemitsu may be the decedent of an old family with the Gift of Flames, Nana is also of a line, even older. The day her husband stands aside to let her daughter be Sealed, like she once was, is the day when she knows her Tsu-chan doesn't have a father anymore. But she doesn't really need one because Hibari Kyoya claims the bird-child as his flock. Wing!Fic fem!27 (cowritten with WRR)

Ever wondered why Tsuna's favourite colour was orange? Of course, it has nothing to do with his favourite uncle's hair colour... Yuzu-is-Nana, Uncle!Ichigo

Harry was on a mission to get a cursed time turner of an evil wizard and somehow lands in New York. Its in the 1940's and he is stuck but makes the most of it until he returns to his timeline or so he thinks. Things change can harry live in the future or will he want to return to his own time?boyXboy(under review, will stop here for updates and be loading under another name shortly

Acedia (noun): spiritual or mental sloth; apathy. In Latin, it means "without care" or the neglect of to take care of something that one should do. After abandoning the Wizarding World in his Fourth Year, Harry James Potter thought this suited him perfectly. After all…he doesn't give a damn anymore. HP/KHR Crossover. Cloud Officer!Harry. DISC: REWRITE POSTED.

When Viper dies he gets reborn. As Harry Potter. Will the others come back or have they already returned and are hiding behind the Mist. Into in 4th year, but really happens in 5th.

Imagine being in the Naruto world. Now imagine getting stronger from intimate activities! That's right, this is a story about a soon to be over powered ninja that will make Jirayia proud! M rated for sexual reasons.

What if Harry wasn't as trusting and more intelligent then what people give him credit for. What if he learns early about who and what the Ancient house of Potter is really about. I had 38 chapters finished but due to my USB drive dying i lost all but the 11 i posted, I am working on it. Enjoy and please R&R

"Somewhere between all our laughs, long talks, stupid little fights, and all our jokes, I fell in love." – Unknown. FemHarry.

Harry was just enjoying the concept of a sabbatical. A little bit of time off, connect with Defense Masters, learn some new tactics, and enjoying other countries. He did not intend on tripping head first into the Mafia. Which apparently has Rainbow Flames.

Finally fed up with her son's school in Tokyo, Nana decided to move back to her hometown and raise Tsuna properly on her own. No one expected him to tap into his medical genius, but it might've been for the best. Nana would do anything for her son. But, moving back to Namimori may have been the worst decision she made in the long run. Older!Tsuna, Surgeon!Tsuna. Slow build.

Harry only wanted to meet his cousin. He didn't expect to get saddled with her blue-eyed, whiskered-cheeked, recently-orphaned baby. Yet in accordance with his Potter luck, he wasn't going to get what he wanted at all. (A Harry-raises-Naruto fic)

Instead of killing the dragon in the arena, Hiccup decides to fly away from Berk on Toothless.He finds a small island,and lives there,bartering with the people who live on a nearby island. Five years later,Stoick finds his son again. Chaos, of course, ensues.

In a moment of grief-stricken madness, Catelyn Stark attempts to murder her husband's bastard. Yet her entire worldview shatters when Lyarra Snow refuses to burn. fem!Jon, Lyarra x Robb

Hyacinth Potter loathed Albus Dumbledore, abhorred Voldemort, and disgusted with the sheer ignorance of the Wizarding World. She would only finish the war for herself and to get rid of all the unwanted attention once and for all.

Instead of being sent to the Dursley's, Sirius took care of Harry in Forks Washington. They had left to go finish the war when Harry was 11 but now he's back and the Cullens are too. Will Harry find his soul-mate? Will Edward submit to his feelings?

Harriet Potter-Black never wanted this. But that's where she is now, so she'd better deal with it. And sadly, most of them belonged in a mental asylum, but she too gets no room to complain. fem!Harry-is-Viper!

Wesley has an odd obsession with Oreos and shops periodically for it. Cue Harry, who's in hiding. She hadn't expected this persistent man and he hadn't expected to get so neurotic about her. Hence, a criminal like him pursuing a witch like her, when he's knee deep into criminal matters and she's attempting laying low. And to think -it all started over Oreos. Fem!Harry/Snarky!James.

He had just wanted to get some quick breakfast, before going to work, but instead he got a family.

Unexpected time travel can provide endless hours of entertainment...if you do it right. Under any other circumstances Harry would have done everything in his power to set things right the Gryffindor way. Too bad he's learned a lot since that final battle. Meet the biggest prankster in the Ministry's dreaded Audit department, and with one heck of a grudge to grind!

Just because Sam couldn't hear them, didn't mean the Primes had left. They said they had been watching him for a long time, and they hadn't stopped just because he'd met them. Rated T for safety. Edits are complete!

Voldemort summons a Hollow to do his bidding. However, things don't quite go as planned, and Harry gets stuck with a foul-mouthed, aggressive bodyguard. The thing is though, Grimmjow's stuck too.

Revision of "Of One Lost and Found". Each year, they mourn the death of their sparkling. Until one evening a stranger bears news of the Autobot soldiers and the lost sparkling. But, one can't wonder if the "guest" is the infamous missing sparkling.

Public opinion of Spider-Man is beginning to shift. In response, NYPD aims to work closely with the hero to counteract rumours of past police brutality toward the vigilante. But Peter, still frightened from past experiences with aggressive officers, is reluctant to co-operate, until a program once made to communicate with the hero, becomes much, much more. Spidey/NYC Spidey/NYPD

In a world where Sawada Tsunayoshi was not needed as the only remaining Decimo candidate, things quite obviously are different. Unfortunately (for Tsuna, the rest of us just get laughs out of his misery) some things still stay the same and diverging roads often have a nasty habit of ending in the same place anyways. Somewhat AU. Adult!Arcobaleno.

After letting slip a personal detail, Optimus Prime finds himself becoming the object of pursuit.

Sometimes it takes more than a Boy Savior to change things; a storm cloud is on the horizon and the winds of change are blowing…and they won't stop for anything. No matter if Wizarding Britain likes it or not.

A Marriage law Fic with a twist: Severus Snape IS s a Pureblood! So who is his father? And what changes will his newly revealed paternity cause in his life. What other secrets are there in his family. Ch 22 is up after a long hiatus

What will happen when two worlds meet and the yokai and ghouls come face to face, lets see what happens when I twist the threads of fate. Warning updates will be up at random. Beta by greysongarr and inuhanyoulover

In an alternate Universe, Tsuna is a female and she's Xanxus' pen pal. Let's have a look at them, Shall we? Rated T for a slight bit of cursing because of Xanxus.

When the Ministry of magic betrays Carmelita Potter and her boyfriend Krad Paxen by sending them through the Veil, it sends the two lovers to Krad's home dimension where two factions lead by a pair of warring brothers have arrived on Earth and are fighting once e lovers are soon pulled in between sides as Krad is related directly to both leaders, Optimus Prime and Megatron.

What if Nara Shikako, from Silver Queen's Epic 'Dreaming of Sunshine' came from a world with soulmarks?

At the Will reading of Sirius the manipulations of Harry's life come to light. Harry sets out to live his own life, but things never go his way. The Dursley's are moving to Japan and are taking him with them. How will Harry's life turn out after finishing his education at Ouran, and dealing with the Host Club. Especially two certain seniors that have their eyes set on him.

ADOPTED female Harry. Also with characters from Kuroshitsuji and Hellsing. An ancient marriage contract is activated and Kali Potter and Remus Lupin are forced to marry.

Alternate X-men timeline will have mentions of characters and mutations only. Alpha/Soulmate Verse. What if when we were born fate decided who we would be and who would complete us? Everyone has a Soulmate deemed by the words first truly spoken by them written on our bodies. Everyone has a class Alpha, Beta, Omega. But could Steve ever fix his poor broken mate? Can he save her?

Sawada Tsunayoshi had always been different. The dubbed 'dame' teen is a person who can see the dead, not that anyone knows about it. He was fine with his 'dame' life until Reborn waltz in and claimed him to be the future boss of a mafia famiglia.

Amaryllis couldn't believe this! She was a Potter and yet she wasn't! How was that even possible? Fem Harry! A response to Cato73 'A What? Brother? Sister(?)' Challenge.

Ever wonder what happens if you die because of a careless almighty robot god? Welcome to my life, or death in matter of speaking. So as a "I'm sorry" he gives me a new life not only as a Transformer, but as my favorite inventors twin sister! Not even gonna question that, I don't need the processor ache. And whats with the sex appeal of British accents? Finished! Book two here!

Zoro is truly fearless, and either has massive self-confidence or absolutely no shame (or both). Which is good, since he has to give his captain a talk that is waaaaaay overdue.

When Darcy was in high school, she had a major crush on a Sokovian exchange student. She never expected to see him again once they were all grown up and from the looks of it, neither did Pietro.

Magic was sentinent. It was angry and powerful, so it acted upon the injustice done to her favorite childe, Arianne Lily Potter. Months later, Akagami Shanks finds a small emerald eyed child on an inhabited island in the Grand Line, and takes her on his ship. With Magic singing in her veins, how will the presence of Phoenix D. Arianne change the life of those she touches? Shanks/OC

Bermuda's only goal in life was to protect, which was why he allowed himself to become a Vindicare. When he found out that the young Lion of Vongola was breaking a most sacred Vongola law he was determined to get involved. But one young child charmed him with his determination. Bermuda never wanted a child, but he soon got one. When...Parental!Vindice! Full sum inside. Multishot.

One day, Harry J Potter made a wish in front of the mirror of Erised. One day, Bruce Banner woke up naked in a green-eyed man's aparment. One day, Harry introduced himself with his father's name to a strange man he found naked, green, and angry on the street. One day, SHIELD discovered human magic... and tried to make weapons from it. And the world is never the same.

AU! Special Investigator, Higurashi Kagome, is relocated from the 7th Ward to the 20th Ward as things become hectic. What are her motives for joining the CCG?

When a guy stumbles up to the border of Camp Half-Blood in the middle of the night, Percy thinks it's just another lost pizza guy. Or something like that. But then the guy starts asking to be let in - like he knows exactly where the camp is. And Mr. D...recognizes him? And he knows Hermes, well enough for the god to start hugging him? Something's up, that's for sure.

Tsuna is a person who works behind the scenes. He is a shadow that helps those who need assistance. He was never one to take the spotlight of anything, and yet, he was called to the the meeting of the strongest 7.

The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.

NejiNaruNeji. No one really likes arranged marriages and one Hyuuga Neji certainly doesn't. Well, what's a guy to do when your uncle wants you to marry your cousin? Find a fake partner of course. Poor Naruto finds himself 'going steady' with Neji.

In this world there are people with special abillities. They are called 'Elementals'. Elementals can have one of seven different flames, but one thing connects them all: They all have a 'mate'. These one or two beings will be found on their 'day of justice'. An event to look forward to. For everyone, but one Tsunayoshi Sawada.

If asked how far they would go for their village they would have only one answer, as far as it takes. But when a mission forces them to blur the line between deception and desire the question becomes, how far is too far to go back? Kaka/Saku, In/Ne

They always say love can be dangerous, but it's always worth it right? 17 year old Harry, Goblet of Fire saga moved up to Harry's 7th year with different scenarios before that. Story set in modern times with modern technology. Hp/F, A/U (Revamped and Reborn)

Sakura Haruno was the most popular girl at Konaha High, that changes fast when she becomes the class "slut". She then decides to create a blog about her life. Finding all the friends and jerks she needs on her blog, including a best friend, a jerk, a good advice giver and others. Will she find love also; what happens when she meets them. SakuraXAkatsuki. Rated T for Hidan and Inner

Harry thought it was just some dream he had while he was in pain. He later finds out that it was anything but when, one day, memories of a non-existing future fill his mind. Who were these people, and what connection did his future self have with them? (No Pairings)

Slash. HarryDraco. Hagrid never had the chance to bring Harry to Dumbledore, instead he was given to the Aurors and raised in a secret training program. Now, when he should be starting his seventh year, he steps for the first time into Hogwarts...

During a routine psychology appointment with Smokescreen, Sunstreaker suddenly becomes intrigued by the closed off Praxian. However, the more he and his brother dig into the mech's past, the more they push the surprisingly fragile mech to breaking point. Eventual Twins/Smokescreen, some Prowl/Jazz, Bluestreak/Bumblebee.

When Ichigo's shipped off to a Tokyo Shrine known as Sunset, he's suddenly faced with a girl who not only visits the past through a magical well, but that she had something to do with Kaien. It all seems too surreal. Kagome now knows what Inuyasha feels like when choosing between her and Kikyo. Kagome just hopes she makes the right choice fast enough because Naraku's coming.

When Harry becomes something condemned to death he is forced on the run. What happens when he is offered sanctuary at a school for mutants? HarryxLogan, SLASH

Harry dies, again, and his Death Angel is NOT happy. Sent back for the last time with his memories intact, he tries to do it right. And his Death Angel won't leave him or his soul mates alone. Challenge by Reptilia28; H/Hr/L Nev/Sus B/Han A

Sequel to Dark Secrets. Now that Sam's living with the Autobots, new Autobots are coming to Earth and he is excited. If Optimus and his team are so great, that means other Autobots will be great too, right? Rated T for Language.

It had been just a simple mission of killing one asshole, that's it. So why was Xanxus now going home with a brat he had just picked up? Parental!Xanxus and Child!Tsuna, AU-ish.

ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Their story began long before anyone could realize it. The story of a little pink-haired girl child, and a stoic young boy.

When Harry saw his godfather fall toward the Veil of Death in the department of Mysteries, he tried to push all his magic to reach Sirius in time before his demise, but life's never fair with Harry Potter, or is it? Harry in Star Wars universe. Force user Harry. Harry/Padmé. (AN/9 July 2016 : : I'm still alive guys but very busy, updates are coming, I promise)

Darcy Lewis absolutely adored her fiancé Bruce Banner. On the day of their wedding she gets some news that rocks her world. How will she relay the news to Bruce? One-shot!

Harry and Neville move with Neville's gran to Forks to start over after the war. The two boys are vamps and soon meet up with the Cullen's. Will contain slash, don't like don't read. : Rated M just in case.

It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.

Darcy is called to be a witness at the State Armed Services Committee's investigation of the Avengers. All Clint has to do is keep her out of trouble...

When Peter betrays the Potter’s and Voldemort goes to fulfill the prophecy, Harry stops him but his younger twin siblings are given the credit. Over the next year Lily and James are caught up in the fame and fortune of having the ChildrenWhoLived and Har

After saving the stone Harry is approached by Oma Desala, and is told that he is the subject of two different prophecies but one is currently blocking the other. He is given a chance to change his path and fulfill both destinies. Smart/Powerful Harry

The Autobots are Sam's only friends in the world, but he can't completely trust them. He doesn't trust anybody because of a dark secret he's been hiding... It's got a different storyline from the movies but the same characters. T for violence and language

After an attack by the Decepticons, Optimus and Ironhide have to keep Ratchet alive by spark merging with him. What will happen as a result? Optimus Prime/Ratchet/Ironhide

Hokage's orders are the law. That's a fact. So when she orders Hatake to make sure that Haruno actually sleeps, or something like it, and takes her meds, refusement isn't considered. From either side KakaSaku, SasuNaru ect. ect. Mrated.

Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.

"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.

Bella looked at her new little brother as he rested in the arms of the social worker. "He's so tiny." She breathed, reaching out to touch his soft down of black hair. Charlie, her father, tousled her hair and let out a laugh. "You were once tiny too."

Most people believed The Yondaime to be Naruto's father but they were wrong. His true father had to watch as Kyuubi was sealed into his newborn son and sent into a world of hatred. And now, he wants Vengeance. Read and Review Please. Main pairing NaruTayu

Harry has been chosen. Given power, pureblood knowledge, his true potential and a greater destiny. Watch how this change can alter the timeline. Will Hogwarts be able to handle the new, improved Harry Potter? Now starting year 2. HP/DG/SB/KB/?

Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.

Umbridge goes too far with the blood quill and it results in a trip to the infirmary, better instruction, a TA position, and falling in love for Harry Potter. Growing up is never easy, especially for The Boy Who Lived.

Uchiha Itachi always believed Haruno Sakura to be beneath his notice. But a chance encounter with the pink haired kunoichi reveals his error and gives him a chance to remedy his mistake in the most unexpected of ways. AU, Non-massacre.

Harry, realising that he has been betrayed by his closest friends, goes to Gringotts, where he makes a suprising discovery, that changes his views... (Adopted off to Lucida Anseris)

When walking into The Leaky Cauldron with Hagrid, Harry shakes Professor Quirrell's hand. However, he was already possessed by Voldemort, and is instantly attacked. Blasted into a new universe with no knowledge of magic, how will Harry manage?

Starts with the dementor attack, but instead of Mrs. Figg coming to the rescue, Remus Lupin and someone else arrived and informed Harry of the manipulations in his life.

Sequel to The Cursed Summer- a MUST READ- Starts off after returned home from his summer adventure to find he was a ward to Mr. Weasley. He tries to forge his own path but with an over protective Headmaster, and headstrong betrothed, can he do it?

One shots featuring a severly misunderstood Orochimaru caught with his pants down.

There was no Harry Potter at the Dursley’s when Dumbledore sent Hagrid to fetch him in first year. Where in the world is Harry Potter? This fic is SNARRY slash, Snape!Dom, Harry!sub

Harry and Hermione are sent back from the Battle of Hogwarts to their first year to craft a better future. Time travel, Soul Bond, HHr, possible Weasley Bashing. Rated M for violence and later content.

AU, after the DOM, Harry is well and truly pissed off. He learns that he is the only one capable to defeating Voldemort once and for all. With his heart shut down and his mind taking over, Harry decides that if you have the Dark Mark then you're GUILTY.

Harry Potter is left by his best friends because they think he'd go dark. Harry decides to move to Forks while he works on his 4th album, he becomes a teacher in Forks high school, his best student is a vampire, and Harry happens to be his mate.HP/EC

Canon bks 1-5 AU thereafter. Starts at the end of Book 5, where the warnings given to Vernon produce the opposite result. New Prophesies are revealed which spell trouble for those who want to control Harry. Rating changed due to violence. HHrL NG RSB

Harry finally gets tired of being mistreated by the Dursley's and his complaints ignored or dismissed by the faculty of Hogwarts so he runs away. He learns a lot on the streets and in the world he falls into.

When Lily's secret is revealed Harry runs away from home and meets a girl unlike any other. But she can never be with him, and he would never even suggest it. Things change drastically when his mother's legacy turns him into something no one expected.

HPRW, A car accident leads to some unexpected revelations that Harry has long tried to keep secret. Will he reach out to his best friend’s family when he needs it most or will he accept his cruel fate?

The war is over, but not for Harry, the veteran, the hero is accused of war crimes. But as his former allies come to arrest him he is whisked away to the world of warcraft. Will he find acceptance there, more? Dark!powerful!Harry

Uzumaki Naruto! I hear by sentance you to one year in this form!" You would of thought that I, Uzumaki Naruto, would of been smart enough to not of done the sexy jutsu in front of Obaa-chan Tsunade...Apparently not. Why is it always me? Yaoi Sasu/Naru

Sirius pulls a favour and gets Tony Stark to look after Harry over the summer, where he finds what could be the power the dark lord knows not as in a freak accident Tony's knowledge was copied to Harry's brain.

There is an age-old trick to estabilish an alliance between two nations, promising lasting peace. However, one must be aware that a union between Horde and Alliance would cause quite a stir. And it does. What-if story, Jaina/Thrall.

During the Battle at the Valley of the End, Naruto is shown his true self: that he has the powers of the shinigami. How will his friends react? How will Konoha react? And more importantly, how will Sasuke react? SasuNaru

Kagome needs help, and there's only one dog who can do it. In which Kagome learns a thing or two about dogs and Sesshoumaru learns a thing or two about fun. SessKag.

A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.

First in the Lion's Trilogy. Daphne likes Harry, and decides she wants to get to know him. Harry is receptive to her advances. Little do they know of how their blossoming relationship will change the course of fate.

The wars are over and Quatre has recived a letter from his Aunt. What will happen and who is this mysterious cousin?

Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...

NaruGaa.Some years have passed since Naruto last tired to get Sasuke back, but to no avail.He decides to go to Suna, knowing he has feelings for Gaara, and wishes to spend time with him.But then, Sasuke returns.

Xover. After the events of his 5th year some members of harry's family decide to help him out. To help they send him to the shinobi continent where he meets someone who will be his brother. Harry PotterNaruto Crossover. R&R

At 11, Iruka makes genin. 1 year younger than most. At 16, he makes chuunin. Much older than most. Take a journey back through Iruka's past to learn explanations for this and many of the other things that make Iruka, Iruka. Irucentric, some Kakairu

Due to a potions accident Harry ends up in the MWPP Era, with no way to return. He ends up in the middle of a love triangle, except he doesn't know it, he's completly oblivious. LMHPSB WARNING! SLASH! don't like don't read.

Harry goes to sleep at 31, but wakes up on his 10th birthday in the cupboard under the stairs. Voldemort is still alive, as are many others. Can Harry end the second war before it starts? DH compliant, mostly. Bill, Remus, Dumbledore, and many more...

When Hatake Sakumo is suddenly a father, Tedi can't help but bring him to his father Hari to help him. Tōkō Hari is more than happy to help Sakumo out. Centered around Hari and the family. Sakumo/Tedi slash, WIP, AU.

When Kakashi woke up that morning he hadn't really expected Sasuke to awaken his Sharingan, let alone Naruto! It was simply illogical! There was no way Naruto could be related to the Uchiha Clan… SasuNaru, FemNaru, Incest, ItaIno, Slight ShikaNaru.

Tradegy befalls Kagome and her traveling group when they lose a member during the final battle. After being returned to her era, Kagome tries to return to her normal life. In an attempt to escape her depression, she finds a job that leads her to meet the Spirit Detectives. Reverse Harem pairing Kagome X Kurama X Hiei

Harry has an idea of how to break the rules of Transfiguration, and it actually might work. Maybe. Plenty of other things happen too. No slash and no pairings as yet.

A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.

Sakura has a mission in Suna, to research and to work in the hospital. But when she ends up living under the same roof as the Kazekage, can she really only concentrate on her 'mission? GaaraSaku

Harry was left on the doorstep at the age of one. What would have happened if the Dursleys had done what they were supposed to do? What if Harry got a proper childhood and knew of his magic? Independent!Harry and Slytherin!Harry Warning: DH SPOILERS!

Harry watched Sirius fall through the veil, learns of Dumbledore's manipulations and decides he's had enough. At Sirius' will reading, he finds his godfather has one last master prank to play. Light goals, time training!Gray!Powerful!H/Hr/L, Nev/S J/L

Sakura's got a secret lover, but it isn't going to stay that way for long! How will everyone react when they find out who her "mystery man" is? -abandoned for now-

Edwards indulging in human blood again. When he comes across the scent of a emerald eyed boy. He doesn't understand why he doesn't have the urge to bite the boy after a huge mistake Edward leaves, but unknowingly leaves something behind. Slash/Rape/Mpreg

At the end of 3rd Year, no one is there to pick Harry up at Kings Cross. Whats if there were things in 4th Year that werent the same as the orgional. what if Dumbledore takes an apprentice, and what if harry and hermione fell in love please R/R

Sakura goes to Suna to accept the marriage of the Kazekage Gaara, and keep Suna and Konoha allies after a falling out. But Sakura isn't just marrying Gaara, she's marrying an entire village.

What good is an immortal demon's soul container if the container doesn't last? Ah the flower of youth...who says it's fleeting? A Naruto/Ranma/SM crossover.

Harry Potter is left jumpy and paranoid after the war. To keep him safe from loose Death Eaters Dumbledore sends him to an inconsequential town called Forks. Maybe, he'll leave the war behind, and become a normal teen. Maybe.PTSD.ECxHP.

Harry's escaped from Azkaban and wants Revenge! Now this isn't your normal everyday kind of revenge, Harry is a second generation Marauder with a bone to pick with just about everyone that thinks they can just discard him like a worn out shoe

Through the windows of the Inuzuka Compound, six year old Uzumaki Naruto witnessed something he wasn't ready for. What exactly did he see? Better yet, what will he do now that he has seen it? Smart Naruto. On Hiatus.

what if sakuras inner was more than just a voice in her head? what if sakura had a kekkai genkai that had been lost through time but now resurfaced? WILL BE REWRITTEN SOMETIME SOON

A new female Anbu gains the attentions of one Kakashi Hatake. But what happens when they're sent on a mission together? What will he do when he finds out the woman he's been eyeing up is none other than Sakura Haruno? And just what are Tsunade's plans? TEMP ON HOLD! WILL FINISH SOME DAY, BUT FOR NOW ON HIATUS! SORRY! ILUALL!

The night before Harry's Trial for Underage Magic, he gets a suprise that shocks him. takes the begining of ootp and some elements but mostly takes a different path. updated Chapter one rewriting other chapters. Chapter seven with beta

Kagome has finally given up on Inuyasha after 3 years of traveling with him. On her way to school she ends up getting the shock of her life when she runs into the YuYu gang. Will it be Yusuke, Hiei or Kurama that wins her heart? Rated for possible lemons.

Harry and Hermione recieve quite a surprise on his seventeenth birthday, Romantic novella, includes some mythical things.

Story is completely rewritten. Harry's 7th year and the Final Battle is approaching. Help has arrived and along with a surprise. The stupidity of Fudge continues with an absurd Marriage Law. Rated M for later chapters! HGSS Please R&R

Naruto codename "The Fox", his teammates Badger and Blood along with their mentor Mirage make one of Konoha's best teams for assassination, infiltration and information gathering. Reunited after a 3 year mission, they will show the genin about being ninj

Ino has turned her parents' flowershop into a Salon. One night, after she closes and goes home, she is kidnapped! But who has taken her, and what do they want with her? NOT in AU. ItaSasuSaku threesome starts as love triangle and DeiIno! Crazy plot.

Naruto has been raised as a weapon. Anbu captain since seven, he grew up as one of the elite ninja. With an adult mind and a childish personality, he meets his genin team...Rewritimg chapters 1-7

Kakashi has a problem but Sakura notices and helps him out.rated M for a reason. Please review was a oneshot, now it will be a series of connected one shots, hopefully with kakashi helping Sakura with her problems ;

Sakura is kidnapped by Itachi. When she escapes and comes back two years later will Kakashi be able to tell her how he feels?

My answer to Merlins challenge when he was writing Time Again, so this is my Harry back in time story, it is H/Hr all the way as during an accident 142 year old Harry goes back in time to become Eleven once again.

AU: Neville was named the Boywholived. Harry’s mother died giving birth to him and his father blames him for her death. And if you already have an heir in your family who really needs someone like Lucas Harry Potter?

What happens when 22 year old's Sakura and Naruto have to be sent back in time to save Konoha and the other members of team 7 but one problem Sakura is pregnant in her 12 your old body oh just read i suck at summarys rated t enjoy

Death has come to the Naruto world.A deadly gas knocked Naruto out for weeks until he returned to find many of his friends dead and others turned insane.His support in a world that only wishes to use him is his love Kyuubi.Follow Naruto's path to greatnes

Sakura has been trying so hard to live her life alone and peacefully. But it seems after her fathers death, her life takes an unexpected turn. Kakashi who hasn't seen Sakura in years appears in her life again. Will she allow certain secrets to surface?

A near death experience on Sakura's part finally opens the eyes of the copy nin to see his former uchiha pursuing student as a woman...no, The woman who would die for honour and love.Is Kakashi ready and willing to wear his heart on his sleeve?

Hermione makes a potion that will take her back in time to put right the mistakes she made, the worst of which was marrying the wrong man. Why she married Ron she did not know, she did know it was the biggest mistake she ever made.

My take on what would happen if Ebisu was in charge of Team Seven, Naruto/Mixed harem, Kakashi/Iruka, Jiraiya/Tsunade, there is Yaoi Don't like Don't read

After brutally raped by his Uncle, Harry is adopted by his godfather Remus Lupin and his fiance Lucius Malfoy. Can his new dads, brother Draco and Snape prove to him he is not a whore, he deserves love, slash/non con HP/SS

Originally a oneshot, it's finally been finished, and thus given its own story. Basically... What would happen if not only the preliminary match's were rigged differently, but also if Sakura felt the need to get back at Ino?

Harry has a lover no one expected. And together they will bring Dumbledore down. Slash.

Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah

Naruto & Hinata were born on the same Day the Kyubi Attacked & it was sealed it both of them, Now Naruto grows up w/the Hyuga's, & knows who his family is, watch as he grows up & becomes The 6th HoKage w/the Hyuga sisters at his side, Lemons in Ch7 up HNH

AU: Due to beguiling, underhanded tactics, and emotional blackmail Tsunade finds herself raising a legacy. TsuJir, NaruSaku, ShikaTema

A spikey blond-haired ANBU guard is assigned to Naruto’s hospital room. Just who is this person? Set after the Sasuke retrevial arc No pairings, has an OC. I can saftley say 'brother' now. R&R, please.

Naruto's an adorable yet poor orpahned fox demon and Sasuke's a mighty Uchiha wolf demon, when mating season comes what happens when Sasuke finds this unexperienced demon and claims him as a mate? Sakura bashing. Sequel coming soon...I hope

Accidentally overhearing about a prank his best friends have played on him, Harry gets angry and wants revenge.

Harry ran away from the Dursleys when he was five.He disapeared.What does a clan of dragons, Charlie Weasley, Draco Malfoy, and a hybrid HorntailVipertooth have to do with his future. AU Will be a total rewrite.CWxHPxDM SSxSBxRL FWxGWxHG SLASH! WIP

Jiraiya was troubled by the crude 5 point seal surrounding the eloquent work of his student......... Jiraiya screamed out "Five part unseal method" when his hand hit Naruto's stomach all hell broke loose.

Dumbledore manipulates, the horrid end has been seen, steps toward justice are taken. HarryTonks

The battle between the Yondaime and Kyuubi. Tsunade doesn't leave Konoha, instead, she stays behind to take care of Naruto after the Yondaime's death.

An average day for naruto, until he invites a stranger to stay at his place, but he really isn't that much of a stranger. horrible at summaries, but i really don't care, read and review please!

FemNaru! Growing up with the Sharingan and seeking vengeance. Itachi and Naru massacre the Uchiha clan, leaving only Sasuke alive. Training under Madara Uchiha, Naru and Itachi begin their journey to become the best of the best. ItaNaru

War looming on the horizon with Voldemort on the rise, Harry finds new allies and is offered the opportunity to meet his full potential. Magic and Fate have other idea's for Harry's life. Abandoned

Harry never showed up to Hogwarts and 7 years later, the Beauxbatons school comes to Hogwarts for a year with a mysterious male student. HarryFleur ON HIATUS AS OF 3/3/08

Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120

ABANDONED. Two years after the Death Hallows Epilogue, tragedy strikes Harry Potter and his family. The only way to set things right is to journey back to the time before he was born. Not for Ginny enthusiasts. Time Travel. Avenging!Harry.

Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.

For many years the Wizarding World turned a blind eye. Now they must face the consequences as the tables are turned on them.

Everything changes for Sakura when she losses her sight to an disease without a cure. Kakasaku fic.

Kakashi and Ino have never paid much attention to each other, but all that changes when the rumors start to fly. Ordinarily, he would ignore this kind of thing, but she's just so good at making his life a living hell!

Naruto's lost his last precious person, and now there's no reason to go on. So, Kyuubi strikes a deal with Eternity to save her otouto and send him back on the road to happiness. SasuNaruSasu. [ON HOLD]

AU. Hermione spends the summer with Harry, then she finds out she is pregnant. How will they get through and its only beginning of 4th year? And how does Dumbledore play a role in all this?

Not your usual veela bonding story. When young veela enter puberty, their instincts guide them to the perfect man. It's either love or death for these beings of lust and flame, and Gabrielle Delacour has her mind set on love. HPGD

PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.

AU:The life of Harry is never easy and finding a long lasting mate who won’t use him becomes very difficult. Harry's in pain but no one notices except for Lucius Malfoy and soon he finds himself falling for everything his father hates.LMHP:Slash:Complete

Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE

Naruto is rescued by his uncle at a young age from members of Akatsuki, he is taken to his grandfather to be trained, he comes back years later to rebuild the Uzumaki Clan in Konoha. NaruIno pairing.

Harry was abandoned at the age of six. He was left with no memories. He grew up in a hospital under the name Oris Fides, the smartest child, but a wicked past. Deathly mute, the Wizarding World finds him, but was it the right thing to do? AU. HPSS SLASH m

[COMPLETED] 6th Year. Harry distrusts Dumbledore, he transforms the DA in anticipation of the coming war. Ships! HPGW HGRW RLNT SSOC. Pranks and Humor, angst. OOTP Spoilers. Rated M for language, violence and mild sexual situations in later chapters.

A very silly little one shot where Harry lets Voldemort know about the Power he isnt supposed to know about...

YYH IY crossover. Kagome lost her family in a fire and now she must live with her father at Kyoto where she meets her step brother, Kurama! Hiei and Kagome pairing. [COMPLETE]Don't miss my Christmas Special!

COMPLETE in 27 chs! Hermione suffers a terrible loss and has to choose between two paths. The Call of the Blood. HGSS. Loosely based on WIKTT Marriage Law Challenge. Warnings: Character Death, Descriptions of Abuse, Adult situations. Epilogue up 0622