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Joined 03-30-06, id: 1018388
Author has written 6 stories for House, M.D..

I usually torture people with my fics over at the House Fans forum. I've finally bitten the bullet and joined Fanfiction... so now I'll officially be torturing on a much larger scale. Location: Australia.

It sometimes takes me a while to get around to uploading something here. You can find me on LiveJournal at joe-pike-junior.livejournal.com. Links to all of my Housefic can be found there. Cheers!
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Knowing and Doing by sydedalus reviews
Complete! HW established relationship. The leg gets worse and our heroes must do something, but will the cure be worse than the disease? A look at addiction and enabling. Formerly known as Shorts.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,800 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/9/2007 - Published: 9/23/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Of a Thursday by sydedalus reviews
House meets blood clot. A fill in for the infarction set in that time period and based on Three Stories. HouseWilson strong friendship. Hurt comfort, angst, drama. WIP. Please R & R.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 91,694 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 5/18/2005 - G. House, Stacy W.
My Life in Drugs by sydedalus reviews
A look at House’s life in vignettes revolving around instances of drug use from his adolescence to the present. Despite the title, this is not written in first person. Gen. Some episode fills. WIP.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,403 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006 - G. House
Escape Velocity by Double Dog reviews
Three vignettes as Wilson tries to master the art of flying.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/16/2006 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
An Auspicious Adversary by nomad1328 reviews
Post No Reason events, House and crew figure things out.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,309 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 10/28/2006 - G. House - Complete
Harbinger by nomad1328 reviews
A sign of things to come
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2006 - G. House - Complete
What Folly Reason, What Folly Hope by sydedalus reviews
A fill in for the summer beginning after the first scene in No Reason and ending eventually with the first scene in Meaning. Gen. Emphasis on House and Wilson's best buddy status with some Wilson, Cameron, Cuddy interaction.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,308 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson
His Coy Mistress by maineac reviews
Pain is a strange bedfellow, and it had been his bedfellow and mistress for over six years. Set post No Reason. Chapters 6 and 7 are up. Complete.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 8/18/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Liberation by Barbara Barnett reviews
Based on the Fox extended preview. House is running. Short, oneshot, very introspective piece regarding House's new circumstances. Author also known as SASMOM. Editedcorrections 815.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/14/2006 - G. House - Complete
Rediscovery by Eleanor J reviews
Cuddy is trapped during a blizzard at House's place. They reconnect and try to take that next step, but their own insecurities get in the way. Can they get over them to have a happyish ending?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,942 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 1/13/2006 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Short Shorts by Luveniar FurElise reviews
Short funnies. Basically just an excuse for my weirdness. Something new July 28! Happy Reading!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006
Guitars and Video Games by sydedalus reviews
Some of the things House has lost over the years, or how video games came to replace guitars in House’s life. One shot. Character study. Gen.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/19/2006 - G. House - Complete
Intervention by sydedalus reviews
Epilogue is up, the fic is done! Very long HouseWilson friendship piece that takes place during and after the episode Detox. Gen but also a medical fic, buddy fic, hurt comfort fic, and hopefully a realistic fic. Finally FINISHED!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 158,119 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 2/22/2005 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Dealing by Alipeeps reviews
It's been a long day and House is tired.. too tired to keep fighting what a part of him wants... HouseCameron pairing. Rated M for adult themes and one or two naughty swearwords! My first ever Fanfic.. Chapter 3 now up Finally!
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,614 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 11/20/2005
Potassium and Water by treacle-antlers reviews
...' They told me you're the best diagnostician in the country. ' He closes one eye, ' Did they also tell you how I feel about suck ups? ' HouseCameron
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2006 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Faded Edges by Systemic Anomaly reviews
For thirty years he's been convinced he's a disappointment: and doesn't care. She knows better. But sometimes the secrets people keep aren't the things that hurt us. House 1st person POV.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2006 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Family Housing by Namaste reviews
A look at House's childhood through a series of vignettes from his parents' perspectives.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,718 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2006 - G. House - Complete
Swimming In The River Lethe by PinkFreud reviews
She is being haunted, and all she wants to do is forget. HouseCameron.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,499 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 4/23/2006
Respect by ifyoucanfindmeimhere reviews
A post Three Stories Oneshot. What does Cameron do with the information she has gleaned from the lecture?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Complete
Nothing Like the Blues to Get You Down by sydedalus reviews
Scene fill in for Acceptance. House goes home after drinking with Clarence. Gen with vague HouseCam, HouseCuddy, HouseStacy, and HouseWilson overtones. FINISHED!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,601 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/24/2005 - Published: 9/15/2005 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Objects at Rest by euchrid eucrow reviews
“He likes to surround himself with imperfection. There's something intrinsically intriguing about the damaged, the incomplete and broken.” Spoilers for Honeymoon and the unaired sides.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,986 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/4/2005 - Published: 6/6/2005
Spellbound and Swallowed by temet nosce reviews
Beneath his fingertips he can feel blood, warm and essential, coursing through her veins. “You leave me absolutely exhausted.”
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,857 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/31/2005 - Published: 2/28/2005
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Equations For A Falling Body reviews
He falls. He falls.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Complete
Score reviews
Partial Skin Deep fill in. Cuddy POV. House needs a favour. Please R & R.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2006 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
January reviews
House is sick. Set before the Pilot. Strong HouseWilson friendship, HouseCuddy friendship. Please R&R. Chapter 5 up, sorry it took so long. FINISHED.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,760 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 4/23/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson
Call Back Let It Ring Some More reviews
House's mum gets a phone call. Infarction era. Wilson, Blythe House POV. Please R & R.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Complete
Breaking Character reviews
A post'Need to know' oneshot. Quick. HouseWilson friendship.Please R&R.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The Bleeding Man reviews
Stacy thinks about House.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/19/2006 - G. House, Stacy W. - Complete