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(Amazingly stunning authoress smiles enthusiastically at the funny little recording device)
Hey everybody! Bee here!
I'm an 18 year old girl living in New Jersey, USA.
My birthday is June 19th. And it is for this reason that I am cool.
And Bee actually is my name. Well, Bridget, but most people call me Bee.
I'm 5'2'' and I don't think I'm getting any taller. But no worries, short people rule and will someday rule the world! Yeah us! I'm dead serious. We will. You just wait.
Oh, and contrary to what you might think I have no problem with tall people. None at all. I happen to know some way cool tall people, which is basically everyone else at my school but whatever, and have no problem with them at all. They just won't rule the world like us short people will. It's almost enough to make you feel sorry for them...almost.
As pairings in stories go, basically as long as the characters are genuinely in love and it's not like something really creepy then I'll read it. Although, Voldemort/anybody makes me want to barf in the most serious of ways. But I'll read ones where he goes all father figure-y. Weird...
I really love music. My favorite artists/bands are Panic! At the Disco, Fall Out Boy, the Jonas Brothers, Onerepublic, the Academy Is..., the Almost, the Fray, Teddy Geiger, Switchfoot, Aly & AJ, All Time Low, Metro Station, All American Rejects, Cartel, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, The Used, My Chemical Romance, Cobra Starship, Gym Class Heroes, Cute is What We Aim For, 30 Seconds to Mars, Paramore, and a bunch of others that I can't rememeber and don't want to bore you with. If you want the full list you can check out my myspace if you can find it. No guarantees that I'll actually friend you though. Sorry but I'm just wierd like that. Oh, and good luck finding it. If you do find it I might consider friending you for that much longer because you're obviously so dedicated to finding me. I might be creeped out by that though. Cause now I'm thinking about internet stalkers...lovely...alright new topic!
I love to read and love to write. That probably doesn't come as a surprise to most of you, as I'm on this site, but whatever.
My favorite books are HP, LoTR, The Mediator series & The Princess Diaries series (and basically anything else written by Meg Cabot), the Redwall series, the Young Wizard series, the books by Sarah Dessen and a ton of other books I can't remember and don't feel like looking for. But my my bookshelf is super packed, so you get the idea.
I really love to laugh, and sleep, and don't do either as much as I should.
I absolutely adore thunderstorms and the rain.I highly recommend sitting outside in the middle of a thunderstorm (preferably away from trees, metal things, and pointy objects) and just watching the sky.
My favorite ever quotes are:
"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat."
"Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."
"An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."
"When ever I go to weddings old people poke me and say "you'll be next!" When I go to funerals I do the same thing."
"Come over to the dark side...We have cookies!"
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
"How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?"
"Amateurs built the ark, but professionals built the Titanic."
"But why is the rum gone!"
You know what tastes really good? Those little stick pretzels and Three Musketeers. You use the pretzels to scoop out the chocolate and then eat the outside. It tastes really good, even if it does sound wierd:)
You know what an awesome word is? Chipper. Chipper, chipper, chipper, chipper. Say it with me now, chip-per. hehe.
If ever I actually meet one of you in person and I say something really whacked, I apoloize in adavance. I really have no genuine creative outlet so I just say what I think and some of the stuff I think is a little out there. :) (I just reread that and realized that's a lie. I'm just like super crazy-ish!) (and yes i know that's probably not a word but i like to make-up my on words. It's fun. Oh and I'm on a serious sugar high right now, so normally I'm much much more calm...ish)
0-Laurie-0 is way cool. She wrote me a one-shot thingy called More than suffering, about Lily pushing Snape off a building (long story. just read the reviews for "New Feelings" by her and you'll get it. though it helps if you read the story too...) It's way cool, so go read it! And 0-Laurie-0's other stories are cool too. (NOTE: 0-Laurie-0 deleted all her stories so the the link doesn't work anymore, but i'm going to leave this up forever because i think it's cool she wrote it in the first place)
I have been told repeatedly by my mother (increasingly in the last few days) that I am psychotic. This is due to my extreme aversion to waking up at 6:30 in the morning to go to school. I mean honestly, who really wants to go to school anyway? I'm not planning on sitting behind a desk when I'm thirty anyway, so why do I now, and... (director from behind the computer coughs discreetly throwing the amazingly stunning authoress off her rant)
Oops. Sorry about that.
I've also just recently found out that I'm the rightful heir to the non-existent throne of Canada. My ancestors like discovered Canada and set it up and stuff, so technically I should be in charge. I plan to one day go and claim my rightful place as Queen of Canada. And my sister plans on setting up the first Sicilian mafia ever to exist in Canada (don't ask). I should probably learn French first though...
I have officially taken ownership of the word Wizzeldz (sometimes spelled wizelds), so to use it in your stories you have to ask me or Em3191 who will ask me. Oh and read the story I made her write about it. It's amazing. It's called A Tale of Wizelds, Munchkins, and a Transvestite. You kind of have to read it to understand, though it would just be easier if you could get into our minds when we were thinking about it. (No we were not high! Silly reader.) Which you can't thankfully, cause that would be creepy. Very creepy...and just read the story, cause it's the best 2 minutes that you will ever have in your entire life!
So I just saw OotP and my brother goes "blah blah blah I'm dead serious blah blah blah..." and I'm like freaking out going "Oh my gosh! That saying! It's foreshadowing!" while my brother looks at me like I'm crazy (which I am but we won't go there). I explain to him that when people go "I'm dead serious", it's foreshadowing the poor unfortunate death of our dearly departed Sirius Black.
It's true and you know it people!
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If your view on Harry Potter is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile.
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects post this in your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Post this into your profile if you're on of the 8 percent who would be laughing your head off.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.
If you have ever gone so insane that your friends were scared of you the next day, post this in your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, post this in your profile.
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped up and/or down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever have a question or comment or just feel bored and want someone to talk to or want to yell, rant, and scream at me or something equally as fun or random then totally feel free to message me and I'll try to get back to you as soon as possible.
um...yeah that's it. i'm done. you can go off and do something else now. bye: )
(waves enthusiastically with a big barbie-worthy smile at the reader, before turning to the pretty directior behind the computer)
So am I done yet? (Director says yes and so the amazingly stunning authoress of this profile relaxes her face and massages her cheeks)
Thank God! I don't know how people do that! My cheeks hurt so much! I don't know how people can just fake a smile for so long! No wonder models always look so grumpy!
(Director realizes that the funny little device that records this onto the computer is still on and waves his hands at amazingly stunning authoress who is by this time in a full blown rant)
And why did I have to smile the whole time anyway? I mean it's not like anyone can see me! This is a conspiracy to deprive the future Queen of Canada of her smiling abilities isn't it?! (Director coughs and waves hands at amazingly stunning authoress who is still not paying any attention)
We should call in the Army, the Navy, the National Guard, the Canadian forces and the hockey team! Everyone should protect the Queen from the evil attempt at taking away my smiling ability! How can I rule a country if I can't even smile! (Director gives up and sits down on coffee table with his heads in his hands)
And you're in on this whole conspiracy aren't you... (Amazingly stunning authoress points looks over and points her finger at Director and sees Director with his head in hands. Then she catches sight of the funny little device that records this onto the computer, realizes it's on and smiles sheepishly at the pretty readers)
Oops. I did it again didn't I? My bad.
(Amazingly stunning authoress grins embarrassedly before turning to Director and smacking him in the head, exclaiming about evil smile killing conspiracies and incompetant equipment that doesn't know how to turn off and stay off. Director exclaims in surprise at being hit, and turns off the funny little recording device as the amazingly stunning authoress stops rant again and smiles and waves at the pretty readers embarrassdly).
A/N 6/7/08: Okay, so I was re-reading a lot of the stuff that I've written and I've decided that I don't like different elements of each, so most of my stories are going to get a general overhaul. The oneshots and complete stories I'm leaving alone. I'll probably leave Falling for You, Parenting for Dummies and the Little Things alone too. It's just like, Two Souls (all of you are screaming, my gosh she's actually thought about updating this story?) and Memoirs are too fast-paced with not enough explanation and I want to be able to fix that. And um, Life in the Mind of... is probably gonna get revamped again, only cause I boxed myself in with that one.
I know you're all probably angry at me and stuff, but I just can't see myself picking some of this back up. I'm really really really really sorry. I'm working on getting back into it all, truly.
Any messages with your opinions would be appreciated. I feel like I'm doing the right thing with wanting to fix things up. Any suggestions would also be greatly appreciated.