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Joined 03-30-06, id: 1018519, Profile Updated: 09-10-11
Author has written 11 stories for Naruto, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

"Gah. My FF account's been dead forever. About time for its revival. I'm back! Improved and evolved... or I'd like to think so, at least."

Name: Monty Contreras

Birthday: November 15

Zodiac: Scorpio

Deviantart: sexee-kakashi.deviantart.com -->feed me pageviews... >:((

Current Obsessions: Sengoku Basara and Axis Powers Hetalia

Other Obsessions: Vampire Knight, One Piece, D.Gray-Man, Bleach, Naruto, Sengoku Musou, Musou Orochi...

Uncanny Abilities: I can do Marge Simpson's voice.

Anything Else You'd Like to Say?: "I like yaoi."

Why Have You Been Dead and For How Long? I was in the middle of 'Yes, Dear!' when I suddenly suffered from a long-term writer's block and through the years, I seem to have lost my interest in Naruto (sorry to those who added me their alerts because of all my Naruto fics; I hope you'll like my new ones anyway.) As of now, I'm more into Sengoku Basara and Axis Powers Hetalia; but yes, there will be yaoi... definitely. My FF account's been dead for say, nearly five years now. I'd create a new one, but I wouldn't want to put my past stories to waste. XD

What Made You Decide on Reviving Your Account? I felt guilty. XD And I think I've finally reawakened my urge to write stuff.

Why Should Your Watchers Continue Reading Your Stories? I could say I've somehow matured over the years? (averting eyes, nervous chuckle) Perhaps it would be nice to find out whether or not my plots have become more complex, or if my style of writing has become better. Rereading the fics I've done around five years ago, I guess I've calmed down a bit more now; and I'm not exactly that same uberhyperactive preteen I used to be. *chuckles* Oh well. I hope they continue reading my fics anyway. I'd like to think my stories have evolved in a good way.

...I wanna write a Basara fic. But my Hetalia one isn't even finished. >_>

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Down Will Come Baby by RobinRocks reviews
Cradle and all. An alternate timeline in which the tiniest of mistakes can change history. UKUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,494 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - England/Britain, France
Bell'Italiano by Shibby-One reviews
England is still dressed up as an Italian, and an oblivious America runs into him and doesn't realize who he is. Cue England wooing him the Italian way as he remains under cover in Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,161 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Into the New World by VashiMiku reviews
Mori and Chosokabe awaken to find that they are stuck together on a deserted island, and that a mutual acquaintance is behind this nonsense. Can they survive their environment long enough to forge the friendship that could unite two lands? YAOI
Sengoku Basara/戦国BASARA - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,438 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - M. Motonari, C. Motochika
Poisoned Flower by Dragon Rhapsody reviews
Let this poisoned flower you gave to me on that day to devour us whole in its embrace. Motochika/Motonari
Sengoku Basara/戦国BASARA - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2011 - M. Motonari, C. Motochika - Complete
The Best Laid Plans by ToxicStar reviews
Ishida Mitsunari's life has never been the same since meeting Shima Sakon. OLD FIC. WIP.
Samurai Warriors - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,225 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Mitsunari I., Sakon S.
Training Mission by Niji Erhime reviews
Guan Ping and Xing Cai have a handy excuse to spend some time alone without anyone being the wiser. Or so they think. Lemon Warning.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Guan Ping, Xing Cai - Complete
Seven Heaven by BrokenGlass1201 reviews
-RP done with zombieecho on dA- There's a little party between the nations, and they're playing the game of Seven Heaven. It's France's turn to spin the bottle... guess who will be the victim?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/22/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
Silence and Shadows by Niji Erhime reviews
The demon king and his wife, in an evening full of silence and shadows. Nobunaga and Noh. Lemon warning. R&R please.
Samurai Warriors - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Nobunaga O., No - Complete
This Night Belongs to You by Scytherageroses reviews
Kojiro Sasaki finally has Musashi Miyamoto within his clutches, but then again, it can't really be capture, unless the other man doesn't really want it...
Samurai Warriors - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Musashi M., Kojiro S. - Complete
Losing the Petals by angel-feather-keeper reviews
FrCan as in FranceXCanada, FrancisXMatthew, YAOI if you will. Basically Alfred and Arthur are celebrating the Fourth of July, when Matthew and Francis come to visit, and meet each other, finding an instant connection. AU Rated M, Sex, all those warnings..
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
We'll Meet Again by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. London pub owner Arthur Kirkland is driven to distraction by loud, brash American fighter pilot Alfred Jones. Unable to stop it, Arthur finds himself falling for Alfred's charms... just as the pilot is preparing to leave for war.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,415 - Reviews: 1557 - Favs: 3,558 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Wounded and Loved by JJKMagic reviews
Shu is attacking a castle of Wei. During the battle Jiang Wei gets wounded. What will Zhao Yun do? YAOI, LEMON. ZHAO YUN/JIANG WEI. COMPLETE!
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,608 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Jiang Wei, Zhao Yun - Complete
A Lesson in Engrish by slasheddream reviews
What happens when Yukimura switches up his homework with something else entirely. Masamune/Yukimura
Sengoku Basara/戦国BASARA - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/14/2010 - D. Masamune, S. Yukimura - Complete
Bubbles by IceFlake 77 reviews
In all our quest of greatness, like wanton boys, whose pastime is their care, we follow after bubbles, blown in the air." -John Webster. Germany x Italy fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Breakups and Heartaches to New Love by tomboy14 reviews
ShikaIno 2: Time moves on. One new life, one more death, it’s a normal occurrence for a ninja village. But time does not move on for two people. Oneshot songfic collection for the 75 reviews on The Horrors of a Fan Club
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,354 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N.
Kung Fu Cucumbers by Myew-chan reviews
OOC! Konoha is in a weird state. Naruto's psychic, Sakura's got a sword, and Kakashi's evil! Things are going real crazy here. Do you think Tenten will let peace prevail in the world? When is the end of the world anyways...?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,841 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Complete
Lessons on Love by HK Keiji reviews
UPDATED. Gaara hires Sasuke and Naruto to teach him about love... EVERYTHINg about love... sasunaru [sasukexnaruto][sasukexnarutoxgaara] threesomes to be included, that means naruto in the middle..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/17/2007 - Published: 10/18/2006
My Super Sweet Sixteen by tomboy14 reviews
[HIATUS]Ino starts her sophomore year at Tsunade's Institute for Young Ladies. With huge Sweet 16 parties coming up, a new girl and rival for Sakura's friendship, and her best friends crushing on Shikamaru [her best friend and secret love] what's to happe
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/9/2007 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N.
Winter Jubilee by Hyou-kun reviews
Renji experiences his first Christmas, with Ichigo. [RenIchi, IchiRen] [COMPLETE]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,509 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Sand Seduction by Elric-Chan reviews
Temari's just inherited a fortune, and decides to share it with her brothers. But there's a twist...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/22/2006
Naruto's Diary by Elric-Chan reviews
Sasuke turned the page, and sat up straight. 'I love him', the dairy read. 'I love Uchiha Sasuke'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Lunatic Pandora by Flowing Tears reviews
COMPLETE! Gai is in love with Kakashi, but said jounin has no idea how to win his heart. Team 7 decides to help.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,574 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/19/2006 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Spiral by Elric-Chan reviews
Sasuke stared at Naruto, a hungry, eager look in his eyes. Naruto stepped toward him, taking off his shirt. Sakura gasped. Sasuke was gay? With Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
When Orochimaru Wanted a Pickle by Pishivee reviews
Orochimaru has bad luck when it comes to obtaining a pickle. It's a rhyming poem!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Filling the Void by chibi-onna1 reviews
Naruto seemed... different that day. Sasuke goes to investigate.. SasuNaru. Also a bit of KakaIru. Chapter 11: Catalyst, is up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,337 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 5/24/2006 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Pretty Princess Sanzo by HPFreakswillrule reviews
Sanzo, if he existed, would kill me.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2005
A Princess Without a Knight by ajremix reviews
Slight spoilers of the tournaments approx. vols 9 through 12. Brief contimplation during the second round tournament, light ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19/2003 - Complete
Reality! by kinu-uni reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are sparing, and then everything goes wrong. Angsty-fluff NaruSasu! Meaning Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/17/2003
Ramen Date by SpaceTart reviews
Forgive the title. Ino and Shikamaru manage to go on a date.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2003
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The Midsummer Gamble reviews
After suddenly inviting him for lunch, Alfred takes Arthur to the US Army Airbase. What exactly does he intend to do here? As Arthur refuses to open-up and forget the bitter past, Alfred tries to make sweeter efforts to eventually, win this gamble.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,895 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Yes, Dear! reviews
The sequel to my story, Slut. Here, Ino and Shikamaru are going to say their I do's finally in a few months. But can they handle the pressure of inlaws, sex & having kids?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,978 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y.
Dumplings reviews
This poem is dedicated to Anko... That's all I can say!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Anko M. - Complete
Slut reviews
Ten years have passed... Ino ends up as a stripper in a bar. After she loses her job, Shikamaru steps into the picture and offers her to stay with him and find her a new job. Will this be the start of something hot? COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 76 - Words: 60,638 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Lost Minuet reviews
Sasuke and Naruto have developed a very beautiful friendship, but now that Sasuke's left for Oto, Narutostarts to feel pain and agony in his heart. This poem is dedicated to Sasuke, from Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Complete
Inner Feelings reviews
Tsunade's secretly in love with Jiraiya, but gets hurt everytime she sees him with someone else.In this poem, she lets out her feelings of love, desperation and jealousy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Pretty Princess Orochimaru reviews
Inspired by Pretty Princess Sanzo, what IF Orochimaru were a princess? Nothin, just bored that's all...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Raining POOP in Konoha! reviews
After so many years of plotting, Orochimaru has finally thought of an evil plan that might work! Find out what happens when it rains poop in Konoha! LOL
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Orochimaru - Complete
Recall reviews
Shikamaru lets out his true feelings for Ino in this beautiful poem...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Lovesick Sleeping Beauty reviews
Ino's finally dumped Sasuke for someone else! And Shikamaru's the lucky guy. But shyness pulls her back. Coincidentally, he also feels the same way for her. Then, they both get the leading roles in the play...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,815 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Release Me reviews
Naruto and Sasuke... Two good friends in one small village. As days pass, Sasuke soon realizes his feelings for Naruto are slowly changing. Will he find the courage to confess his love? Totally NaruSasu, with yaoi. Oneshot fic...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,825 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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