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Joined 03-31-06, id: 1019124, Profile Updated: 06-11-10
Author has written 3 stories for Stargate: SG-1.

Hello everyone! I guess if you're reading this, then you incredibly bored, or you want to find out about me. Well, lesse, I live in the U.S., and I can't spell, at all. All I have to say about that is, whoever invented spell check, I thank thee. Enourmosly. As to my name, well, you can call me Boss.

Friends on fanfiction:

goldcatmaster

gamegirl07

arada

Aslan'sOnTheMove

thats it.

Favorite shows~

Stargate Sg1
X-Files
Code Lyoko
Stargate Atlantis
Star Trek Series, although not the one with Captain Kirk. That guy gives me the creeps.
Teen Titans. (Oh, my gosh! I just saw the movie, and it was everything I ever hoped it would be! It Rocked!)
Doctor Who (he's pretty much the only reason I watch SciFi anymore, what with SG-1 gone. Although I have been trying to catch Amanda Tapping on Atlantis)
Crossing Jordan
NCIS
Gundam Wing A/C (although tecnically, I have never seen the show, I am obsesed with the fanfiction. Well, as obsesed as an insanely busy person can be)

Shows that I would probably like if I saw more of them
JAG
John Doe
Judging Amy

Favorite Movies:

Star Wars Episodes 1,2,3,4,5,&6(Can you see that I'm a Scifi type of person?)
The Princess Bride
Ultra Violet
The Hitckhikers Guide to the Galaxy
The Sound of Music
The Pacifier
I, Robot
Robots
The Matrix
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe
The Interpreter
Spiderman 1&2
Catwoman (call me weird, but I like the movie)
The Fantastic Four.
Indiana Jones 1&3
Mission Impossible (so far I've only seen part, maybe most of the first one, but I want to see the other two)
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.
Pirates of the Caribean: The Curse of The Black Pearl & Dead Man's Chest
Lord Of The Rings All three. Oh my gosh. They were AWSOME!!
A Walk to Remember sniff sniff

And that's all that I can remember.

Movies that I can't stand

Napoleon Dynamite (please don't flame me just because I wrote that)
13 going on 30

Favorite Books (Oh boy, here we go)~

Snow
Ella Enchanted
The Story Tellers Daughter
The Two Princesses of Bamarre
The Courtship of Princess Leia
The BSC series
Nancy Drew Mysteries
The Hardy Boys Mysteries
Nancy Drew and The Hardy Boys Mysteries. (They work together. Whoever thought of this is a genius.)
Curse
Whodunnit
Alpha Force ( For those of you who say it's only sold in England, well, your right,but my school library happens to have a few of the books)
You think you got Issues Much?
Alex Rider Series From Stormbreaker to Ark Angel, I love them all.
The Bible
The Left Behinds~The Kids
The Cronicles of Narnia
Spy High series
Trickster's Choice & Tricksters Queen
Doctor Who series
A Walk to Remember sniff sniff
All American Girl
Princess Diaries, the first one. Oh my gosh, Meg Cabot is hillarious.
A lot of comic books and stuff like that.

There's more books that I can't remember

Favorite Sayings:

If you know that you do not know anything, then you know something, and can start from there.

Creepy

Oh, Dannyboy!

Spacemonkey

Holy Hannah!

Does it look like I care?

And, but, so, therefore?

Lets go campers!

Sirrrrrr!

I don't have any ideas, at multiple looks of incredulos stares, yet.

Carter, no Technoblable.

Step follows step, hope follows courage, set your face towards danger, set your heart on victory.

The lights are on, but nobodys home.

I am marshmellow! Hear me roar!
meow

Three fries short of a happy meal

Doh.

If you want to get out of here, you listen to me! And will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?

Unique is good, strange is good, different is good, normal is bad. I am unique, and Unique is good.

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. Sanity is also in the eyes of the beholder.

And more trees!

Carter, no giggleing

Three coconuts short of a palm tree.

We don't want to sound like the north bound end of a south bound cow. (From my band teacher, just before we started to play. Good advice, 'cause I think we sounded pretty good that time.)

I didn't fall off the ladder, the ladder fell, and I went with it.

Jeremy~ Odd, you're a creep.
A few moments later
Jeremy~ Odd, you're a genius!
Odd~ So what am I Jeremy, a creep or a genius?
Jeremy~ You're a creepy genius.

Fantastic! (cookies to anyone who knows who says that. A lot)

"It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your TARDIS is?" - Theresa Schwartz, from a 'to-be-used' line in Keeper of the Lost

"Holy (insert swear word of your choice here)" -Maximum Ride, from Maximum Ride: the Angel Experiment

"People who say nothing is impossible have never tried slamming a revolving door!"

"You have enemies? That's good. That means you've stood up for something once in your life."

"The real proof there's intelligent life out there is that they never tried to contact us."

"Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried nailing jello to a tree."

"The Doctor's name is sacred. Why the heck did he tell it to River-Song?!" Dragongirl of the Stars

"Well, that was about as logical as jumbo-shrimp."

There's more, but I can't remember them at the moment.
If you recognise any of my quotes, and notice that their wrong, or misspelled, please notify me, and I'll make the proper changes. Eventually.

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If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

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If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World,'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', ViolinGurl507, IAmTheBoss

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

( o o ) = ( o o )

If you're freaking sick of all the Doctor/Martha fics, copy this into your profile page.

If you think apples should be banned for keeping the Doctor away, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of the wise and intelligent people who knew that Rose would return BEFORE ALL OUR HOPES AND DREAMS CAME TRUE, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever wanted to shout "Raxicoricofallapatorius" in the middle of a room full of people working silently, copy this into your profile.

If you think that even though River-Song can throw a mean right hook she should STILL keep her hands off the Doctor, copy this into your profile.

If you KNOW that Donna Noble deserved a better ending for her nobility, pardon the pun, copy this into your profile.

Russell T Davies is evil and a genius. Mainly because he's brilliant and tries to hide it behind cruelty and coldness (towards, mainly, the poor Doctor and Rose). If you agree that Davies is an evil genius but has good intentions, copy this into your profile.

Steven Moffat classified Rose Tyler as the Doctor's "needy girlfriend," and that he had to hand it to the Doc for ditching her and 'palming her off on a copy of himself.' If this statements makes you very, very angry, join the club! (and copy this into your profile!)

If you are feeling very not-nice things towards River-Song because of the above statement, copy this into your profile.

Lastly, if you want to join the rebellion of fanfictioners that are going on a mission to threaten Moffatt out of writing River-Song/Doctor romance... oh c'mon, people, you already know what to do.

If you think the Doctor belongs to Rose and Rose belongs to the Doctor, copy this into your profile.

Art shouldn't be confined to pen and paper, ink and Charcoal, water color and Oilbased.
Art should be open and free, like horses run wild, full of movement and actions, song and melody,
harmonius; in unity.
Art is expression, bold and wild, shy and timid, freeverse or haiku,
rhyme or rythm.
Expression through dance and movement, actions or none,
freezeframe and still, they're second to none.
It's silent and noisy, serious and silly.
It doesn't really matter.
It's what I feel, how it effects me, and how I express it that matters.
I am expression, and expression is Art.
(just a little poem I wrote)

Here we are, going far
to save all that we love,
If we give all we got, we will make it through,
Here we are, like a star, shining bright on you world, today.
Make evil go away.
Code Lyoko we'll reset it all,
Code Lyoko be there when you call,
Code Lyoko we will stand real tall,
Code Lyoko stronger after all.
~ Code Lyoko theme song

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her.

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her.

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go.

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her.

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong.

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention.

When she pull's away
Pull her back.

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful.

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word.

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared
Protect her.

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her.

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh.

When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay.

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up.

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand.

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers.

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh.

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold.

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does.

When she misses you
she's hurting inside.

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away.

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers.

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it.

Repost so the one you love will;

Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.
Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend"
Girls post as: "A True Boyfriend"

Oh so cute! Bunny!

Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and
come join the dark side, we've got cookies.

Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Parting remarks~

I am a Christian, and nothing you can say will change that. I will not curse in my writings, and if you don't like, well tough, go read someone elses writing.

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Circles on Her Back by VegasGoddess reviews
His hands drifted up and down her back, unable to be completely still even in the hardest of times. They danced up and down her spine, over her shoulder blades and across her neck into her mess of curls.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Don't Cage the Wolf by Khatt reviews
If you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow: Don't trap the Doctor, and don't cage the Wolf. Main setting for the WolfStorm-verse.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,671 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rose T.
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,775 - Reviews: 3617 - Favs: 4,013 - Follows: 1,790 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless, Astrid, Gothi - Complete
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Final Recognition by Second Star On The Left reviews
Sherlock Holmes had been accused, by one of his many psychiatrists, psychologists, counsellors and therapists, of being incapable of recognising beauty in any form, but even he could see this. Future fic.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
To Serve and Protect by Ultra-Geek reviews
After something terrible happens, Arthur, Gwen, Gwaine, and Lancelot take their turns in protecting their protector, watching over their watcher. Merlin's the one in trouble, now, and it's up to them to save him.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,099 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
An Unexpected Return by pygmymeese reviews
When Alex finds himself back at Brookland ten years after graduating, he discovers that his name has yet to be forgotten. New students and old teachers alike just can't imagine a successful, respectable Alex Rider.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,078 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
The Replacements by LithiumDoll reviews
"I'm going to kill them," Ariadne said flatly when the line finally picked up. "They're dead men. Yusuf's pretty confident he's planned the perfect murder and Saito's promised to cover the legal fees just in case."
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/23/2010 - D. Cobb - Complete
Any Old Storm in a Port by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
The Doctor sends Rose away while he goes to handle something he won't tell her about. She asks to visit a party she missed during her first trip with the Doctor. Danger brings an unexpected meeting. Sequel to Double Crossing.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,252 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/13/2010 - 8th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Coronation by Alexandra3 reviews
Everyone thought DG would be the perfect Queen of the O.Z. She wished she had their confidence. Series of stories chronicling DG's reign...and all the problems therein. CDG. Flangst ahead!
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 101,085 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 6/5/2008 - DG, Cain - Complete
Come With Me by Dearheart reviews
He’s like fire and ice and rage. He’s like the night and the day, and the storm, and the heart of the sun. And...he's wonderful. Yes, there is a Doctor in our world who is not trapped in fiction. He's real. I've seen Him. I know Him. I love Him. Do you?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
A Brief Moment by TracyT reviews
Sam has a cold
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Realizations by Isis cw reviews
Complete! 1xR. This is the sequel to Manifestations, continuing the relationship between Heero and Relena, as they struggle to understand the lives they've chosen... and each other.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 204,129 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Heero Y., Relena P. - Complete
The Day When Nobody Died by janissima reviews
Sometimes, the most successful mission is one in which everyone comes back alive. Season 5 team fic. Slight S/J.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,654 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Food Fight by WhatATragicComedy reviews
Top Secret military base, check. Commissary full of personnel, check. One errant slip of the hand, check. Chaos, double check.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
BAND! by Lost in another daydream reviews
What band is like at my school. I feel I am very lucky to be part of something this... crazy!
Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Complete
Things SG Teams are No Longer Allowed to Do by caffinebunny reviews
Just a little comic relief around the SGC. Everyone needs to have a little fun. Rated K becuase they're reading naughty books... Darn Jarheads. Darn Flyboys. And the civilians aren't much better.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,253 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 2/23/2006 - J. O'Neill - Complete
The Doctor’s Pockets by Cute Gallifreyan reviews
Guess what I've got, Donna? Pockets! They're bigger on the inside. The Doctor is forced to empty his pockets out. 10th Martha
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007
The Assistant by dietcokechic reviews
Chapter 10 Kira discovers that explaining mysterious injuries isn't quite as easy as Jack and Daniel made it look.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,713 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 2/22/2006 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson
Innocuous by voodoobuddha reviews
Innocuous, adj., 1. Unlikely to offend, 2. Harmless. A supposedly safe object in the hands of an assassin and a merc can become deadly.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2007 - River, Jayne - Complete
To Save a Life by janissima reviews
The act of saving the life of one small child brings about life altering changes for Jack and Sam. Epilogue now up!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,202 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 10/30/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
A Promise of a Lifetime by Aslan'sOnTheMove reviews
I wrote this poem in the month of March 2006. It's technically not Bible material, but it's close. Please read and review. Enjoy!
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
The ABC's of SG1 by scgirl-317 reviews
All in a day's work...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Complete
Nightmare on Kadic Street by DanMat6288 reviews
The Kadic Academy Halloween Costume Party is fast approaching, and Odd has the perfect idea for what the gang will wear. Unfortunately, a love triangle and a megalomaniac multiagent computer program threaten to spoil the festivities. UxY
Code Lyoko - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,806 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/11/2006 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Complete
Days Like This by janissima reviews
Sam learns that the old adage Sometimes it doesn't pay to get out of bed, even applies to theoretical astrophysists like herself. Can her long, challenging day possibly end on a good note?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,440 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 7/26/2006 - S. Carter - Complete
The Atlantis Handbook by Cammy reviews
John and Rodney were bored. Teyla and Ronon were roped into it. The rest of Atlantis was amused by it.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,925 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
The Empty Chair by Maggie Eaton reviews
After a long and full life Jack is laid to rest with full military honors. The story focuses on Sam’s reactions as she stands alongside the rest of SG1 to pay their final respects to a beloved friend.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Snapshots by janissima reviews
Life is a series of moments, often recalled like the pictures in an album. Come see how Jack and Sam are adapting to family life with their children. Follows A Mother's Love series. The final chapter, up and ready.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 179,883 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 9/22/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Will She Love Me Tomorrow? by L.A. Doyle reviews
One day she’s going to wake up, look in the mirror, and say enough is enough. She’ll move on and our opportunity will be lost.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/10/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Janet's Mission 7: Size Does Matter by Dancing Through Life reviews
The final chapter to the Janet's Mission series.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2006
Be Still by L.A. Doyle reviews
She didn’t want to need this, but to just let someone else take the load, if only for a while…
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/8/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Answering Machine by Aria Rayn reviews
Ever get tired of answering calls?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2006 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Meddling by L.A. Doyle reviews
Meddling. It's what fathers do best, and Jacob wants to make sure his little girl is happy. SJ
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,302 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/25/2006 - Published: 5/20/2006 - S. Carter, Jacob C. - Complete
What makes SG1? by Darth Tater reviews
Two SGC head doctors have a little chat, with some advice. S9
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2006 - J. Fraiser - Complete
Just A Number by ReganX reviews
“SG1 has never been about a number on a patch.”
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Gen. Landry, S. Carter - Complete
Janet's Mission 2: Movie Night by Dancing Through Life reviews
Sequel To Janet's Mission. Colonel O'Niell gets on Janet's bad side..again. Read Janet's Mission first, it will make slightly more sense.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Complete
Promised by josiris reviews
Another planet. Another man vies for Sam’s affection.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/22/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Janet's Mission by Dancing Through Life reviews
Janet is excited when she gets to go offworld for the first time when not on a medical emergency.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Complete
Carter's Cooking by Depressed Dalek reviews
They've fought Goa'uld motherships, battled Replicators, and saved the galaxy. Now...can they handle a homecooked meal? Humorromance. SamJack. Based on actual events! my own...Taking a break from angst! Chapter Five is now up!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/20/2006 - Published: 1/26/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Out of Context by Annerb reviews
SG1 is moving on, but Sam is standing still. Fill in between season 8 and 9. First in the DC Series. Sam/Jack
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,670 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/16/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Helping Hand by Willow Fireheart reviews
Lost City ep addition. Sam Carter knocking at his door should have been a cause for celebration, her pulling him out of math class even more so...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/15/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Three Men And A Little Theoretical Astrophysicist by ReganX reviews
“How can somebody so small and so sweet possibly cause so much trouble?” Complete.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,866 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/12/2006 - Published: 1/13/2006 - S. Carter - Complete
The Ring by L.A. Doyle reviews
It captivates her.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
He Knows by Mackenise Jackson reviews
Jack knows this day may come. REPOSTED Sam/Jack
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/9/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Rules for the road by kristy1013 reviews
Sam learns of Jack O'Neill's new hobby.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/7/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
2010 by natalie s reviews
one shot, what if 2010 ended differently?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Complete
Plugged by Kittle425 reviews
Sam cannot figure out this new, complicated technology. Inspiration for this came from: cartoons dot ashtonpress dot net slash sgvcr dot jpg
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2006 - S. Carter - Complete
Helpless by L.A. Doyle reviews
I guess sometimes we just can’t help ourselves.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/5/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Darn Him! by L.A. Doyle reviews
The Colonel’s an attractive man, any hot blooded woman could tell you that.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
My Cousin, Ricky by DanMat6288 reviews
Ulrich gets a surprise visit from his American cousin, Ricky Affeber, who wants to know all about his cousin's life. But, when he unwittingly spills his feeling that Ulrich his hiding something to his forein exchange partner's parents, they decide to take
Code Lyoko - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,080 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Complete
Sir? by L.A. Doyle reviews
Was this the end of her career?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
The Bitter Sweet Taste of April by Italian-Goil reviews
April Fool's Day at the SGC...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2006 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson
The Dance by L.A. Doyle reviews
If you could feel your CO’s breath on your cheek and his heart pounding close to yours, you were unquestionably, without a doubt, too close.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Times Like This by L.A. Doyle reviews
It was always hard, but at times like this, it broke his heart to see her so lost.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/22/2006 - S. Carter, D. Jackson - Complete
Remarkable by L.A. Doyle reviews
The one thing in her life Sam was certain of was that she loved him. Not hero worship or because he was off limits. She was in love with Brigadier General Jack O’Neill.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
No Boyz Allowed! by macisgate reviews
Kate comes up with a solution for her stressed out female friends! Friendship, humour, and a little bit of everything. Enjoy! Oh, and, despite the title, boyz are allowed to read and enjoy too :
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Never Give a Scientist by Agent Blackhawk Carter reviews
This is something my mind came up. Completely random. Would probably recommend against what the characters do in this...yeah...be afraid...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Complete
Good Night by Maggie Eaton reviews
Some are lucky enough to find that one special love that spans the ages, defies time and defeats mortality. short Story. No copyright infringement intended. Passive Character Death. COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,391 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 10/15/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Field of Honor by aubreysmom reviews
Dedicated to those who personified American spirit on September 11, 2001, in a jetliner forever remembered as United Airlines Flight 93. COMPLETE
Sue Thomas: FB Eye - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Complete
Running Away by Spuds13 reviews
Cassandra took off after she realized that her life was not going in the direction she wanted it to go. She's off to make her mother proud.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,659 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Cassandra F. - Complete
An Awfully Big Adventure by Mara Greengrass reviews
“To die will be an awfully big adventure.”
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2005 - D. Jackson, S. Carter - Complete
Seven in the Evening by The Libran Iniquity reviews
The moment you know someone's never coming back.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/1/2005 - M. Reed, H. Sato
One More Day with You by SGAngeL reviews
Something unexpected happens when SG1 return from a mission. Saying anything more will spoil the story. JS
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Accidental Homicide by Jessie88 reviews
He really hadn't meant to do that - complete
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/15/2004 - Complete
Brave Little Girl by This Girl Maybe reviews
She never imagined it to be this hard. She'd prepared her whole life to lose them, but it still felt so unexpected.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/13/2004 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
For Every Evil by Mirrordance reviews
Complete. Legolas is a policeman in 2004. Though life's fallen into routine by now, he knows there's trouble ahead when he runs across the Fellowship and some old friends (and foes!) in new incarnations...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 154,309 - Reviews: 1475 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Legolas - Complete
Easter Egg Disaster by Elf-Vulcan reviews
[Prequel to 'When I Sleep'] The Atlantis team sets up an Easter Egg hunt. Easter Eggs are more dangerous then you thought...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/23/2004
Lunchrooms are Alike All Over by cannon reviews
Time heals all wounds, words will never hurt me, and other lies our mothers told us.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2004 - J. Fraiser, Teal'c
Sparrows by macisgate reviews
After the events of Heroes, Sam seeks comfort in a place of her childhood. Enjoy!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/13/2004
100 Goats by macisgate reviews
Jack’s miscommunication leads to a transaction at the expense of Sam and Janet! Literally. Chapter 4 now up! Story complete! Enjoy!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/11/2004 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Complete
This is a Recording by Star-of-Chaos reviews
Even the Acolytes need an answering machine.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Complete
What You Are by macisgate reviews
As SG1 helps an ally, Sam remembers a mission during the Gulf War. Embellishing off that small part in “Past and Present” where she mentioned a friend who suffered amnesia when her plane crashed and why “Twinkle, Twinkle” was the song in "Grace".
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,286 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 5/6/2004 - Published: 4/17/2004
XTrekkin' by Star-of-Chaos reviews
(one shot) An X-Men version of "Star Trekkin'". Blame it on too much caffeine.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/19/2004 - Complete
Sick by Jess13 reviews
Sam is feeling a little okay, a lot under the weather. Daniel attends to her and comforts her. Takes place in season one.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/4/2003 - S. Carter, D. Jackson - Complete
Backup by Elf-Vulcan reviews
What if the phone lines weren't working? How would they get in and out of the matrix? One-shot
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/30/2003 - Complete
The Task at Hand by Eleri McCleod reviews
As Jack struggles to accept the role forced on him during "Meridian," the remnants of SG-1 race to evacuate the Asgard Heimdal, giving Jack too much time to think.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/5/2003 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Childhood Heroes by Eleri McCleod reviews
The most unexpected person gets assigned to the SGC.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2003 - Complete
Seven Days, The Mis-Adventures of Jack and Sam by dietcokechic reviews
Jack and Sam on a simple mission. Naturally it all goes terribly wrong and someone gets hurt.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,893 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/24/2002 - Published: 2/18/2002 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
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War reviews
It was now or never. Do or die. Fight or flight. Kill or be killed. Everything rested on her shoulders. You would think she'd be used to this by now.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/15/2008 - S. Carter - Complete
Checklist for a bad morning reviews
Sam is having a bad morning, so she starts to make a checklist of all the things that could and probably will go wrong.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - S. Carter
Guardian Angels reviews
Find out just who protects Sg1 on all their hairbrain advtures.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Complete