Black Archangel
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Joined 03-31-06, id: 1019140, Profile Updated: 02-02-08
Author has written 8 stories for Pokémon, Azumanga Daioh, and Misc. Games.

1/2/08: Meh. I kind of forgot about FF.net for a while. ...Dang, I should REALLY update some of my old stories, but, uh, too lazy, my life is killing me... I suppose I should get 'round to writing, keep you occupied since BRAWL HAS BEEN DELAYED AGAIN. Anyway, my brother's friend reserved it, so I should be getting it when it comes out. Yay Brawl!

On a lighter note, I'm planning another story for you all, so check the Kirby section of fanfiction, you should find it when it arrives.

...What are YOU waiting for? Go away, read my profile, copy some o' them copy/paste things into your profile, read some quotes. Yeah. DO IT ALREADY. DO IT OR I SHALL SING AND YOUR EARS WILL BLEEEEED.

Get distracted, smart one. -distract-

Favorite Quotes:

“He and his root beer are plotting to kill me.” ~Adeleine

"May I please beat you brutally over the head with this large, wooden, splintery object?” ~Kaorin

“Chestnut man go splat! All over road! Walk into street! Vvvrrrmmm! Kagura hit him! He bleeding! Insides outside!”~Sakaki

"After all the powerful magic and stuff, Voldemort just says ‘hello’ to him and he drops down dead!" ~Tomo

"It's good that Santa gives everyone presents... but ever since I was little, I was like, he's totally trespassing." ~Konata

Those odd "copy and paste" things:

If you like to eat Mudkips, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart (just once, but still...), Littlwhisker (I do it all the time so get over it!) Moonstar of FireClan (I know I have this twice, but hey, I firmly believe in it),ama-chan13, EvilDux(I just felt like adding a random and pointless note. Deal with it! And don't do drugs, kids.), Black Archangel (it's actually more fun than you think.),

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you can't tell the different between an escalator and an elevator, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Pokemon is cool, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others.

If you know someone who doesn't deserve happiness, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to deliberately disobey directions, do NOT copy and paste this into your profile.

If a HollyWood movie has ever -ruined- a book for you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been hypnotized by a ceiling fan, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in the Elf Monster that thrives on curry, eat your magical babies whilst copying and pasting this onto your profile.

If you think Scarfies are evil little buggers, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want a parasol of doom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want a limo chair, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you get just two reviews, paste this into your profile. (So you better review. Or I'll hit you. And it will hurt.)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yell RUN BITCH RUN! Put this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair forwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen period, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever written something multiple times thinking it would be funny to recycle the same joke that you didn't even come up with, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you always say 'uhhhh...' when someone questions you, instead of replying shortly, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you find joy in other people's misfortune and pain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (You know who you are. -shakes fist-)

If you misplace things easily, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're disorganized, don't copy and paste this into your profile because you'll only lose it.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand now I shall sleep. GOOD NIGHT MOON. -sleep-

...Mommy, I don't wanna go to school...

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Insomnia by tikitikirevenge reviews
Sun-dappled glades, ash-coated worlds: a retelling of Majora's Mask.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 197,587 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Link, Tatl
Yoshi and Pikachu's Pizza Delivery by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Yoshi and Pikachu decide to deliver the best darn pizza ever, but what kind of mishap will happen on the way? Find out, in the fanfic that breaks my million-word mark!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 1/18/2008 - [Yoshi, Pikachu] Silver
Leave Me Alone! by Berlioz II reviews
Kaori's worked very, very hard to get over her old Sakaki fixation, but why is Sakaki constantly butting her nose in her life now? "Will you just leave me alone!" ON EXTENDED HIATUS. WILL RETURN TO THIS SOME DAY.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,082 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Kaorin, Sakaki
New Azumanga Daioh by Anime Rebirth reviews
A complete retelling of the beloved anime Series Done AR style. EPISODE 27 UP!
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 148,905 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 8/10/2007
Kirby Annoys Meta Knight by calvinhobbes1010 reviews
Just as the title says. Sir Meta Knight goes on vacation to New York to get away from Kirby, but what happens when Kirby checks into the same hotel as Meta Knight? Absolute hilarity, that's what happens. READ AND REVIEW. Rated for slapstick and language.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,449 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Kirby, Meta-Knight
The End of Dreams: Dreamland in Peril by Kaviar reviews
Kirby just wanted to have some potatoes. What happened next would lead him through betrayal, conspiracy, and a reunion with old allies and foes.... Now we follow George's story! What will be revealed? ch. 9!
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,494 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/17/2007
Great King by Tsunamiracle formerly A-chana reviews
When Dedede's desperate bid for revenge begins to crumble all around him, a loyal servant finds himself trying to come to terms with an unfamiliar and sobering side of his king. -KSSU: Revenge of the King spoilers. Retelling of canon scenes. Oneshot.-
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Waddle Dee, King Dedede - Complete
Marshmallows by Umbreon Mastah reviews
Oneshot. A story of four friends, marshmallows, and a conveniently placed stick.
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
Transformation by TurtlesandMonkeys reviews
When a few scietists discover a new kind a cell life in Pokemon, it leads to losing one of their own. But what happens when this new cell life is discovered by someone else, and released into the public? Will all of human life be at an end? last chap is u
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,046 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
Blue Piranhas by Silver Sailor Ganymede reviews
Tomo, Yomi, and a pencil sharpener shaped like a fish. Need I say more?
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Complete
Soft Spoken Feelings by Love Hina Addict reviews
Sakaki’s birthday is apparent, as she is given an unexpected surprise from an unlikely person. [SakakiXKagura] [Shoujo ai] [One chapter story] [Dedicated to EvilDux for the pairing of the story]
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Complete
Therapy Sessions by Silver Sailor Ganymede reviews
Yukari, Yomi, Tomo and Osaka are sent for therapy sessions. No one could have predicted the results...
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
Winter Days by tikitikirevenge reviews
It's cold. Read this story or die. Discontinued!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,581 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Complete
Squish by Silver Sailor Ganymede reviews
Tomo wants 'to see squish marks', Osaka wants a straight jacket, and Yomi wants to know why she's the only sane person left on the planet.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Complete
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I'm the Strongest reviews
Touhou. Cirno tries to prove she is the strongest, but things start to go a little astray... Oneshot.
Misc. Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Complete
Phones reviews
Mars loses her snack time. Oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Complete
Intersection reviews
Something weird pops up during a trip to the summer home, and Kagura is determined to find out what is going on. Crossover with Pokemon x Kirby x Lucky Star. Kagura's POV. Chapter 5 FINALLY here!
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,773 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 9/14/2007
Murkrow VS Cherrim reviews
Poking fun at Pokemon has never been so much fun. Chapter 10 is finally up! Destroy the n00bs!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,137 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 7/11/2007
Candy reviews
Jupiter eats Mars in the next life. Oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Impostor reviews
Things get confusing as Mars and Jupiter question each others identity. Oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
Hypnosis reviews
Mars looks at ceiling fans. Oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
AzuMystery Dungeon reviews
Azumanga Daioh crossover. The Azu girls wake up as Pokemon in the world of Pokemon Mystery Dungeon. Needless to say, they screw things up. Requested by EvilDux. Had to resubmit Chpt. 6 due to an error
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,898 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007