Pishivee
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Joined 04-01-06, id: 1019557
Author has written 14 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Final Fantasy X-overs, Final Fantasy VII, Lord of the Rings, and Naruto.

Okay, this feels like the first time I've logged in in probably a year (but actually its probably only been 10 months). Some new things about me:

I still love Final Fantasy, but know I've played all of them except for 3,5,10-2,11,12, and 13.

Star Trek is the awesomest thing ever to happen to me (the original series)!!!

I don't care like I used to about this site. That means Capers of a Genin Cell will probably never be finished (in fact, just go watch Naruto Episode 101). My Vincent story will probably never be finished. And if I find time or impulse to write more stories for this site, it'll be because I'm bored.

So with that said, enjoy what I uploaded when I was obsessed with this site around 13 months ago.

Live long and prosper. May the force be with you. Lumos!


I LIVE NORTH OF ORLANDO, FLORIDA! GO LAKE BRANTLEY PATRIOTS! I LOVE MARCHING BAND!
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Sleeping Havoc by Aztec Goddess reviews
People say you can feel magic in a kiss given by your true love . . . or it could just be an irritation to unwanted germs. Eventual: MariaxDenny, ScarxLust, JeanxO.o?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 85,007 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/25/2006 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Jean H.
Don't Drink and Take Tests by The One Ring Alchemist reviews
When Reno isn't satisfied with test results, what does he do? Pressure Elena and Rude to help get a perfect score!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Reno, Elena - Complete
KH Parodies by Sandy Temari reviews
Have you ever wondered what happens when classic songs go KH?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Axel, Ansem the Wise/DiZ
30 Ways to Make Orochimaru Bite You by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
Yes, a 30 Ways on the Snake guy. Take pleasure.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Elevator Hell by SlaveofStrife reviews
What do you get when you put 4 Turks in a dodgy lift late Friday night? Sheer panic, fist fights, a few tears, discussion of potted plants, extra pepperoni, and some saucy confessions? Well, possibly. Read and find out!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,106 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/15/2005 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Twas the Day Before Christmas by Desha reviews
A parody of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas... starring Reno. :
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/23/2002 - Reno
Cid Battles by Aqua Knight 7 reviews
The FF Cids are trying to prove who's better, the Cids who helped the heroes by joining with them, other the ones that just gave airships and information. Review if you think it's worth continuing.
Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/10/2002 - Published: 9/3/2002
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How to Restore Your Clan reviews
Naruto teaches Sasuke the basics of restoring one's clan. Rated T for images that may appear in the head. READ TILL THE END! That's where it gets funny! Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
When Orochimaru Wanted a Pickle reviews
Orochimaru has bad luck when it comes to obtaining a pickle. It's a rhyming poem!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Capers of a Genin Cell reviews
A story that will get very ridiculous, because it involves Naruto trying to steal Kakashi's book if it costs him his life. Please R&R, and give me more ideas for more capers!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Naruto U.
Redemption reviews
One shot. Winry and Roy Mustang consider their differences and the strange link that they have over breakfast. Takes place after the last episode. Please review and tell me if it ends too quick like my sister says.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Winry R., Roy M. - Complete
The Fully Mental Alchemist reviews
The toned down, superficial story of the Fullmetal Alchemist, Edward Elric.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Final Fantasyrelated Parodies and Goodies reviews
So far, I have stories featuring Rude FF7 and Leon KH, KH2 that are howtheleopardgotitsspotstype of stories, and a fantasy about the KH and FF7 Clouds. By the way, these aren't really crossovers, but i didn't know where else to put them.
Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
A Hidden File reviews
Elrohir and Elladan uncover a file full of all the secret information about The Lord of the Rings Characters you could want! These are all true facts from the Silmarillion and the appendicies of The Lord of the Rings.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Elrohir - Complete
The Curtain Falls on two Turks reviews
Reno and Elena day jobs may be as Turks, but what about night? ...If you don't like it, read the end and answer my question: How do you personally pronounce the Turks' names?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Reno, Elena - Complete
The Fellowship of the Necklace reviews
A parody of The Fellowship of the Ring involving foodbased names. Part of your balanced breakfast!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Frodo B.
The Great Shinra Minesweeper Race by tai reviews
Ever wondered why employees rush off to work so quickly?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Rufus - Complete
The Grapes Of Wrath reviews
Using quotations from John Steinbeck, Wrath and other characters attempt to travel to market. Based on a comic i drew a while ago.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Envy - Complete
Of The Recovery of Roy Mustang reviews
This story is based on what happens in the last episode, and as the title suggests, what happens to Mustang. If you read all the way to the end, you might find it good. My stats tell me more people read the beginning than the end.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,399 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Earning Gil From a Fat Guy reviews
This is my boredom story. I just started off with Reno meeting a fat guy who he antagonizes, then I thought, hmm... let's make them be stuck with each other on a road trip to Kalm!...not long, enjoy my slangy style of no quotation marks all for reno.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Reno - Complete
Making A Statement reviews
This is just some humorous story full of run on sentences. FF IX, FF VII, and FF IV characters in it. Zidane has to help a mysterious, otherworldly group get to Treno to do an investigation...
Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Complete