Queen of Britannia
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Joined 04-01-06, id: 1019650, Profile Updated: 01-14-14
Author has written 2 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh GX, and Yu-Gi-Oh.

Hey, Queen of Britannia here. I hail from Canada land of many wonders one including monopoly coloured money. I just love that. Even though my pename suggests it I am not, in fact, from Britain nor do I rule it. (though I wish I did) I do, however, love British boys and their sexy accents.

Most of the time I only send messages to tell people I like their story and they should update it soon (as in asap). I have, however, actually posted a story and I'm excited. That's just a bit about my life on ff.net, let's get on to the life I'm supposed to have for real...and don't.

Avatar: Athena, Aurelia's other duel spirit and friend of Ruin, Queen of Oblivion.

UPDATE!

Okay, I'm back to working on HETL but it's slow going as classes have started up again. The first chapters of Season 3 are up.

New quote: Mutations: Spicing up your sex life since Mendel's peas.

Anywho, Name: Laura

Age: 21

Fav. things to do: read, belly dance, horseback ride and watch my fav. movies.

Fav. books: Chronicles of Narnia, the Firebrand, Avalon series (by Marion Zimmer Bradley), Phantom Stallion series, Black Stallion, The Luxe series, Nefertiti, The Heretic Queen, Lords of the Underworld series, School for Heiresses series...the list goes on forever.

Fav. Movies: Chronicles of Narnia, Star Wars, Chronicles of Riddick, Underworld Evolution, Scorpion King, Harry Potter and all the Disney classics.

Fav. Shows: Stargate SG-1!! Heartland, Legend of the Seeker, NCIS, NCIS: Los Angelos, Criminal Minds, Vampire Diaries, Supernatural, Yu-Gi-Oh (all of them), Pokemon (yeah), Star Trek (all of them),...again the list goes on.

Fav. Couples:

Narnia- Peter/OC, Edmund/OC, Peter/Susan, Edmund/Lucy (I know, incest, but I pretend they aren't siblings)

Harry Potter- Draco/Hermione, Harry/Ginny

Star Wars- Anakin/Padme, Luke/Mara Jade

Yu-Gi-Oh- Seto/Kisara, Seto/OC, Atem/OC, Seto/Joey, Bakura/Ryou, Marik/Malik, occasionally Atem/Yugi (Because Atem is his name people NOT Yami)

Yu-Gi-Oh GX- Love: Chazz/OC, Jesse/Jaden, Zane/Aster (there aren't enough fics about them) Like: Chazz/Jaden, Jaden/Alexis

Pokemon - Gary/OC, Drew/May, Paul/Dawn, Ash/Misty, occasionally Gary/Ash (in that order)

Stargate SG-1 - Jack/Sam, Daniel/Vala, Cam/OC

W.I.T.C.H.: Matt/Will, Caleb/Cornelia, Hay-Lin/Eric, Taranee/Nigel

Couples I Hate:

Narnia: Not a fan of any slash in Narnia, Tumnus/Lucy (ick)

Harry Potter: Ron/Hermione (boring), Harry/Pansy, Snape/Hermione, Harry/Draco

Star Wars: Obi-Wan/Padme (she belongs with Anakin)

Yu-Gi-Oh: Seto/Serenity, Joey/Mai (don't really hate just not a huge fan)

Yu-Gi-Oh GX: Chazz/Syrus, Zane/Atticus, Jesse/Jim, Chazz/Blair, Zane/Syrus, Haou/Jaden, Jaden/Yubel

Pokemon: Gary/Misty, Ash/May, Ash/Dawn

Stargate SG-1: Pete/Sam, Cam/Sam, Cam/Vala, Jack/Daniel

W.I.T.C.H.: Caleb/Will (Her and Matt are so made for each other), Irma/Martin (he's better as just a friend/stalker), Matt/Cornelia (see Caleb/Will for reason), Phobos/Will

That is about all I read on Fanfiction.net. if I start something else I'll put it on here.

Fav. Singers- Avril Lavigne, Aly and AJ, Aerosmith, Carrie Underwood, Cinema Bizarre (they're just on Hiatus! They can't break up!), Disney songs (gotta love em), Evanescence, Hayley Westenra, Martina McBride, Rascal Flatts, SheDaisy, Goo Goo Dolls, Sugarland, Kate Voegele, Keith Urban, Kelly Clarkson, Lady Antebellum, Lady Gaga, Faith Hill, Nickelback, Orianthi, Pussycat Dolls, Rhianna, Taylor Swift (LOVE HER!!), Within Temptation...That's only a few.

Things (and People) I dislike - carrots, bubblegum, math, sluts, chat room talk like how r u? and c u l8ter. stories should be written with proper grammer and complete words. Homophobes, people thinking they are better than anyone else, horror movies, pop (as in soda for all you Americans), Brittney Spears, Paris Hilton, braces (I hated wearing them), glasses (I hate wearing them now), and people who think pot is cool. seriously, will these people never learn?

things (and People) I like- chocolate, cookies, cake (can you tell I'm into junk food?), romance (but none of that really sappy stuff and the horrible nicknames like 'Snookums' and 'honeybunch'), vampires, history (preferably English, Greek or Egyptian), music, Disney movies (only the classics), William Moseley, Hayden Christensen, Natalie Portman, Tom Felton, animals, reading (mostly on ff.net), and World of Warcraft.

Here's a memo for everyone who gets stressed a lot and hate it. Write stressed on a card and hold it up to a mirror. Eat what it says. Just try it. I got this idea from Reizbar-Ookami in her story Thanks for the Memo. For those who don't like Yaoi or puppyshipping, don't read it. Reizbar don't leave us!

Just to let you know:

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

So anyway that's all about me besides my complete randomness and the fact that I carry on and on. but you probably already knew that...you being so clever and all. (lol Lion King!)

BTW: Bakura = sexy. Copy and paste if you follow this logic.

IF:

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this in to your profile

If you love the rain copy this in to your profile

If you think Writer's block sucks copy this in to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile. YUM!

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. TOTALLY!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, WriterGirl3000, tietum, EAPshadows, Rairox64, rAiKiMlOver455673, RaixKim4eva, 000kayko000, Queen of Britannia

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you listen to music too much copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

Bakura = sexy. Copy and paste if you follow this logic.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253, TheEmoSideOfMe, EdwardlovesChristyalways, Queen of Britannia

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

If your skin is almost always cold...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you'vebeen on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253, TheEmoSideOfMe, EdwardlovesChristyalways, Hamie120, Queen of Britannia

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can imagine yourself in a video game/ manga/ or anime, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had this annoying kid in your class at school talking so loud you can hear them across the room when everyone else is talking, and you just want to strangle them but you resist the urge and then you look down to realize you messed up your work because you were concentrating so hard on non-homicidal thoughts, copy this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of the internet has a MySpace. If you're part of the two percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you agree, that purple bunnies WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have and insane friend copy this into your profile

For me crazy is a loose term. Crazy is where you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what's so interesting about the eraser.Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you say or do things that are completely random, like, "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find that I'm a very tough opponent.). So if you are crazy copy this onto your profile.

I agree when people say girls rule now and 4ever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.(Every Disney and Star Wars movie)

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you listen closely to song lyrics and relate them to your fics copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever gone to sleep one way and woken up the opposite way Copy & Paste this into your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random (Or can be at times) and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wished you were Hermione Granger, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself, copy this into your profile.

I'm a klutz. I mean, a MAJOR klutz. As in, I trip over things that aren't there and I accidentally drop quite a few things. If you're a klutz too, then copy and paste this onto your profile (but don't trip!) to fill the world with us unbalanced people!

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you talk so fast no one can understand you unless they try really hard and even then it's a struggle, copy this into your profile.

If you ever got hit in the face with a soccer ball, football, etc., copy and paste this onto your profile

You don't have to be a twig to be beautiful. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, The Choco-Holic, Jade Snape-Holloway, psychotic me, LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD, PrettyFanGirl, Cannotstopwriting,jasmineflower27, dork-with-glasses, Rhiannon da crazygirl. Fred-Weasley-Isn't-dead, Queen of Britannia

If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed, copy and paste this into your account

You know your addiction to Harry Potter is getting dangerous when you've added words like "Voldemort", "Hogwarts", and "Marauders" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done that, copy this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If 99.9% of the time, you have no clue what‘s going on, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a long list of fictional book/ movie characters that you are in love with copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these copy this into your profile!

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with your house of choice: FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Aangsfan - We'll never tell. You'll never know, GigoLove07- Ravenclaw. Queen of Britannia - Slytherin.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area, put this into your profile.

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers, copy this into your profile. I do.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

My life has been beyond boring. Nothing of great importance, good or bad, has happened to me. Copy this into your profile if your life is boring.

I enjoy smashing the fourth wall on a regular basis. Such as when I hug my favorite anime characters when they're being kawaii and/or beat the hell out of/scream at them when they do something stupid. If you enjoy smashing the fourth wall, copy this, paste it into your profile, and add your name. AlukaKaiserin (i yelled at Zane for TWO HOURS when i watched episode 163, and i just HAD to hug him when i saw him when he was nine. Squee time!), Chaotic Blades (I'll help you through Dark World, don't worry Jaden!) Chiyoko-chan ( I yelled and threw pillows at Chazz's brothers, Slade and Jagger while i was watching episode 25-26. CHAZZ IT UP!),Fanning A Revengefull Flame (i cheered ad hugged my imaginary jaden plushie when he hugged chazz in one of the episodes of gx) Queen of Britannia (i got so angry at Chazz's brothers when they were threatening him i wanted to scream. i think i did.)

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!

If it totally pisses you off when people say being gay is gross than copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't have a problem with Homosexuality copy this into your profile

WHETHER IT BE BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE AND NOTHING LESS THAN JUST THAT!..copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't use myspace and are proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Words of Advice

1. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

2. If life gives you lemons, make grape juice! Then sit back sipping it while watching people try to figure out how the hell you pulled that one off!

3. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

4. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

5. Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

6. Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way.

7. Dance like no one's watching. Sing like no one's listening.

8. An apple a Day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

9. Sometimes you've got to smile and walk away... Hold your tears in and pretend like you're okay. But you can't always do that. Cause someday, it will all come out anyway.

10. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.

11. Smile... It makes people wonder what you're up to

12. If all else fails, try reading the instructions.

13. If you can't convince them, confuse them.

14. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

15. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself...and spiders

16. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

17. 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

18. When a boy sweeps you off your feet, he's in the perfect position to drop you on your ass

Funny Tidbits

Dear Math, I'm not a therapist, solve your own problems.

Dear Algebra, Stop asking me to find your X, she's not coming back.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

Idaho, no Udaho

I Live in my own little world. but it's okay...they know me here.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

Oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips!

Guys should be like lattes: rich, strong, and hot!

He who laughs last didn't get it.

Remember there's a light at the end of every tunnel, just make sure its not a train.

Love? I'd rather fall in chocolate

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

You learn at least one new thing every day, though the vast majority of those things usually aren't learned in school.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I’m so clever that sometimes, I don’t even know what I’m saying.

Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people.

Isn’t it funny how the word politics is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many in Latin, and tics meaning 'bloodsucking creatures?'

Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

I agree with the dictionary. gals before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

There are two ways to argue with women, neither one works.

If it weren't for the gutter my mind would be homeless.

If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.

I wouldn't say you're stupid, you are, but I wouldn't say it.

Hello, I see the assassins have failed.

Even if the voices aren't real they have some good ideas.

I'm not crazy, your just more sane then I am.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.

If vodka was water, and I was a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and never come up. But vodka's not water, and I'm not a duck. So slide me a bottle and shut the fuck up.

I once gave up anime. It was the most terrifying weekend of my life!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

I'm not always a dork. Sometimes I'm asleep.

You are stupid and therefore wrong.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

God must love stupid people; He made so many.

Smart is sexy.

2 out of 3 people understand fractions.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid...

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Someday we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Fuck being a princess! I wanna be a vampire! (This is definitely my friend Kay)

Harry Potter Fanfiction keeps me sane.

Twilight is a fling while Harry Potter is my one true love.

Emmett's the strongest.
Rosalie's the hottest.
Edward's the fastest.
Bella's the clumsiest
Alice's the quirkiest.

But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous. (I'm a sucker for Jasper ;)

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who the Hell is drinking my water!

Friends/Best Friends

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!

Friends will ask you why you are crying but best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

I used to be normal, until I met those losers I now call my best friends!

Friends hug you good-bye. Best friends rape you in the hallway.

A best friend is the one who can look at you with the biggest smile on your face and still knows something's wrong.

A friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Friends will always be like "Well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "You will die in seven days."

Inside jokes midnight calls crazy nights = Best friends

A best friend is a girl you can call in the middle of the night and say you killed someone and she would say "Where should we hide the body."

A friend will laugh at you when you play the air guitar a best friend will be standing there next to you doing the drum beat on your head

My friends are people who would spend hours trying to drown a fish but I lovethem to death!

You know you've got the greatest friends when the only time they make you cry is when you're laughing too hard.

Unlike Barbie,
Me & my friends
aren't sold separately

Flip flops and belly tops, lemonade in da shade, blue skies, hot guys, late nights and water fights, ice cream, sweet dreams, party time, lookin' fine, sleeping in and sneaking out, that's what girls are all about

Horrible Pick-up lines and what to Reply

Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.

Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Girl: Unfertilized.

Guy: Your body is like a temple.
Girl: Sorry, there are no services today.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: But would you stay there?

Guy : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Girl: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Girl: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together.

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

This is a really cute, true poem.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

16 Things to do when you’re in Wal-Mart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in house wares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go"

16. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

Random Quotes

"All I wanted was a warm bed, a kind word, and unlimited power." -Ashley Brilliant

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson

"But why is the rum gone?" -Captain Jack Sparrow

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein

Tears wash the windows of our souls so we can see ourselves more clearly. -Exodus 19:5

The white man said, "Colored people aren't allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was Black, when I grew up I was Black, when I'm sick I'm Black, when I go in the sun I'm Black, when I'm cold I'm Black and when I die I will be Black. But you sir, when you're born you're Pink, when you grow up you where White, when you're sick you're Green, when you're in the sun you're Red, when you're cold you're Blue, and when you die you will be Purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man turned around and sat down, and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Did you know...

Kissing is healthy.

94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

Boys aren't worth your tears.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her

When she stares at your mouth, Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you, Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong

When she ignores you, Give her your attention

When she pulls away, Pull her back

When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying, Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you, Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt, Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands, Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does

When she misses you, she's hurting inside

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away

When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok, don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 years later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Tease her and let her tease you back

Stay up all night with her when she's sick

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid

Give her the world

Let her wear your clothes

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

Let her know she's important

Kiss her in the pouring rain

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

ThInGs To PoNdEr:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations if smoking is prohibited there?
Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?
Why is verb a noun?
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?
Why is it called after dark when really it's after light?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why is it that whenever a person you totally don’t know starts to yawn, you yawn too, and then it starts a chain reaction of people yawning? Does that mean that it travels across the world making everyone yawn? Does it reach China in the next day?
Why do psychics have to ask for your name? Shouldn’t they have already "seen" it?
If Wal-Mart is lowing prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?
Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the drive way?
Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?"

AND THE GREATEST QUESTION EVER!!

If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long does it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
(Awesome isn't it?)

Quotes that I really Like From Shows I Really Like

Stargate SG1 (Yes I realize there are a lot, the show went on for 10 seasons people)

From The Enemy Within

Jack to Kawalsky: "If you dont make it - can I have your stereo?"

From Emancipation

Jack: "You really think that this is the miracle drug that the world has been waiting for?"
Daniel: "Well, if it is then we wont get any credit. They can hardly tell people where we found it."
Jack: Well, there goes that Oprah interview.
Tealc: What is an Oprah?

From The Broca Divide

Jack: "Teal'c! Doc! Open the door! Teal'c!"
Teal'c: "Colonel O'Neill?"
Jack: "Lucy! I'm home!"
Teal'c: "I am not Lucy."
Jack: "I know that. It was a reference to an old T...never mind. Open the door."
Teal'c: "I will summon the doctor."
Jack: "No, no, come on, I'm fine. I'm back to being myself. Just open up."
Teal'c: "I cannot be certain you are back to being yourself. You referred to me as 'Lucy.'"
Jack: "Oh, for crying out loud, will you just open the door?"

From Hathor

Daniel: Hathor was the Egyptian goddess of fertility, inebriety, and music.
Jack: Sex, drugs, and rock and roll?

From Solitudes

Jack: You wouldn't think jagged bone digging into raw nerve would hurt, but it does.

(Jack has a broken leg, and Sam is trying to set and splint it.)
Sam: Is this your first broken bone?
Jack: No. This would be... eh... nine. If you count skull fractures.
Sam: Skull fracture? How'd that happen.
Jack: A little parachute mishap over Iran and Iraq back in... eighty...
Sam: This is going to hurt. (She moves his leg.)
Jack: I know, I know.
Sam: So, what happened.
Jack: I hit the ground. Go figure...

Jack and Sam are stuck in Antarctica and must lay close to share body heat.
Sam: "Um...Sir?"
Jack: "It's my side-arm I swear."

From The Fifth Race

Jack:"There is nothing cruvis with me."
Daniel:"You just said cruvis."
Jack: "No I didnt."
Daniel: " Yes you did."
Jack: "Didnt."
Daniel: "Did."
Jack: "Didnt."
Daniel: "Did."
Jack:"Cruvis, what is that!"

From Nemesis

Teal'c is in a spacesuit preparing to go outside the Asguard ship into space. He is in the airlock.
Jack: Say something.
Teal'c: One small step for Jaffa.
Jack: Nice.

From Sacrifices

Jack: I find that putting your fingers in your ears and humming loudly solves a whole slew of problems.

From Window of Opportunity

Jack walks into the gate control room and hands General Hammond a piece of paper
Jack: Here you go George.
General Hammond: Whats this?
Jack: My resignation.
Sam: You're resigning? Why?
Jack: So I can do this
Jack takes Sam and kisses her.

Teal'c: Should we not be helping Daniel Jackson with the translation, O'Neill?
Jack: I'm taking this loop off.
He pauses and Tealc sits.You know what Teal'c? If we don't get out of this soon, I'm going to lose it. Tealc is confused."Lose it. It means go crazy. Nuts. Insane. Bonzo. No longer in possession of one's faculties. Three fries short of a happy meal. WACKO!!

From 1969

Jack is being interrogated.
Guy: So whats your name sir?
Jack:Captain James T. Kirk of the star-ship Enterprise.
Guy: Your tags say otherwise...
Jack: Their lying!
Guy: Mr. Kirk either you cooperate, or I hand you over to the CIA!
Jack: CIA huh? Well then I'll be perfectly honest with you Bob- can I call you Bob?- I'm not called Kirk.
My real name is Skywalker- Luke Skywalker!

From Abyss

Ba'al: Do you not know the pain you will suffer for this impudence?
Jack: I don't know the meaning of the word. pause Seriously, "impudence," what does that mean?

Ba'al: I am Ba'al
Jack: That's it? Just Ba'al?...as in Boccie?

From The Lost City

Daniel: "Sphere, planet. Label, name."
Jack: "Following, still, you, not!"

Jack: At.
Sam: What?
Jack: At.
Daniel: This?
Jack: That.
Daniel: That is at?
Jack: You can stop, that. And dont ask me what is means, I dont know.
Daniel: I think I do. Draws symbol Whats this?
Jack: Shh... long confused pause Well?
Sam: You just told us to be quiet.
Jack: No when I see this I think "Shh"

From New Order Part 2

Jack is revived without the ancient knowledge aboard Thor's ship.
Jack: "Tealc, whats with the hair?"
Thor: "ONeill?"
Jack:"Thor, you got aspirin?"
Thor: "You should feel better momentarily, and your memory will slowly return."
Jack: "Tealc, whats with the hair?"

Tealc, Daniel and Jack are on Thors ship and Thor just recreated the weapon Jack invented with the help of the ships computer.
Jack: "Sweet! What is it?"
Daniel: "We dont know, you made it."
Jack: "No."
Daniel: "Yes."
Jack: "No."
Daniel: "Yes."
Jack: "No."
Daniel: "Yes."

From Reckoning Part 1

Jack: Sorry to keep you waiting, I was just finishing a lovely brunch!
Ba'al: Impudence.
Jack: No, tuna.

From Reckoning Part 2

Jacob and Sam are trying to make an ancient weapon work.
Jacob: It can't be as hard as blowing up a sun.
Sam: You know, you blow up one sun and everyone expects you to walk on water.
She types in a few keys and it works.
Jacob: What do you know?
Sam: Next up, parting the red sea.

Daniel and Replicator Sam are fighting in his head.
Daniel: Going somewhere? How about a little more time in Danny's world.
Replicator Sam: You can't stop me.
Daniel: No...but I'm learning.

Jack and a few others rescue Siler from the replicators
Jack: I expect to be put in your will for this.
Siler: Already are Sir.
Jack: Okay that's...weird.

Ba'al: My ship is loosing life support on many levels. My shields are failing. I can't keep this transmission up for much longer.
Sam: That's okay we've got it from here. Thank you.
Ba'al: he nods Good luck. He disappears.
Jacob: That was creepy.

From The Pegasus Project

Cam: Like my grandma always said "If at first you don't succeed,"
Sam: Try a thermal nuclear reactor?
Cam: Exactly what she said.

Random Quotes throughout the show

Daniel: This tastes like chicken.
Sam: So what's wrong with it?
Daniel: It's macaroni and cheese.

Maybourne: Teal'c. It's good to see you well.
Teal'c: In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you.

Jack: All right, describe for me the dress your sister wore last week when I took her out.
Daniel: I don't have a sister, Jack, and if I did, I wouldn't let you near her.

Sam: Actually, I'm a Major now.
Aris Boch: Oh. Well, how very important. I'll inform the galaxy.

Jack: So, what's your impression of Alar?
Teal'c: That he is concealing something.
Jack: Like what?
Teal'c: I am unsure. He is concealing it.

Joe: Dr. Jackson, can I just say, thank goodness you're back. Not that Jonas was a bad guy, but after all you've been through together you belong here with SG-1.
Daniel: Thank you. Jack?
Jack: He's a barber.
Daniel: Broke into your house?
Jack: Yeah.
Daniel: Second week in a row.
Jack: Mm hm.
Daniel: Alarm.
Jack: I'm thinking dog.
Joe: You could try locking your front door.

Jack to Daniel: Space Monkey.

Jack (is talking about a problem): Well, I guess well just cross that bridge when we come to it.
Bratac: No, the bridge is too well guarded.

Jack talking to Teal'c after Daniel ascends
Jack: General Hammond thinks we need a social-political nerd to override our overwhelming coolness.

Kinsey: I promise you, there will be an investigation into this!!
storms off
Jack: Fine, but remember, its O'Neill with two L's.
holds up three fingers

Sam: "Normally neutrinos pass right through ordinary matter, no matter how dense. I mean, something like five hundred million billion just passed through you."
Daniel: "No matter how dense."
Jack:"Hey, if you'd been listening you'd know that Nintendos pass through everything."
Daniel: "I heard."
Jack: "Everything."

Unknown person: Dr. Jackson is going to die when he sees this.
Jack: What? Again?

Sam and Jack are in an Asgard ship, after Sam helped the Asgard to defeat the Replicators.
Jack: "How did it go?"
Sam: "We kicked their asses, Sir."
Jack: "They had asses ??"

Ba'al: "You dare mock me..."
Jack:"Ba'al come on you should know of course I dare mock you!"

Sam: "You cant be serious!"
Jack: "What?"
Daniel: "Its the only way!"
Jack: "What?"
Sam: "Now, we agreed...!"
Jack: "If I have to say "WHAT?" one more time, heads are gonna roll!"

Jack ONeill: "I'd like to apologize in advance for anything that I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly...go...NUTS!"

Tealc has started hallucinating about his wife
Teal'c: "Do not test my temper, woman."
Daniel: "Woman? Did he just call me a woman?"
Jack: "Yes, I believe he did."

Tealc: "Appearances may be deceiving."
Jack: "One mans ceiling is another mans floor."
Daniel: "A fools paradise is a wise mans hell."
Jack: "...Never run with scissors?"

Bad guy: "No Matter what you have endured, you've never experienced the likes of what Anubis is capable of."
Jack: "You ended that sentence with a preposition...bastard."

Jack: "Hey Rigar. Remember that whole we come in peace bit? Bite me."

Jack: "For Crying Out Loud."

Vala: Listen, we're not rejoining the fleet. You're coming with me.
Adria: No. I can't abandon my army.
Vala: It's not your army.
Adria: Of course it is.
Vala: Well as your mother I'm putting my foot down. You're too young to have an army.

Adria: Taking your life would be a waste of my time.
Ba'al: Which I suppose would be put to better use complaining.
Sam: Ugh. Geez, why don't you two just get a room.

Vala to Daniel: I'm gonna go crazy. And I'm taking you with me.

Narnia

Susan: Gastrovascular. Come on Peter, Gastrovascular.

Peter: Well is it Latin?

Susan: yes.

Edmund: is it Latin for Worst game ever invented?

Yu-Gi-Oh GX

Chazz: You got it easy. All you have to do is chill, until someone squishes you. (he's talking to a bug.)

Chazz: This stinks! My new family's already dysfunctional!

Chazz: Rule number one! Never interrupt the Chazz when he's in the middle of a long monologue!

Marcel: Let's just be a family again, except without the whole me being possessed thing.

Chazz: You know, I used to be just like you. An elitist snob who looked down on everyone around me. But I've changed. Know how? Now I'm a snob who only looks down on some people. Anyway, there's a lesson in there, I'm just not sure where.

Jaden: Jim, this is no time to be speaking Australian!

Syrus: All right! A new saga begins: the Syrus spin-off show! Starring Syrus and only Syrus!

Burgundy: You throw like an Ojama!

Hassleberry: Never trust three mutants in bikini briefs.

Chazz: When they said that you hit puberty, that was a rumor.

Chazz: We may be one man down, but we're five men strong! Well, four men, and a lovely lady. All right, three men, a lady, and Syrus!

Jaden: They dress weirder than Dr. Crowler.

Chazz: I'm not perfect and I don't care!

Jesse: You're the grown-ups here, right? Do something grown-up-ish!

Chazz: Yes, you. How did you not realize that? Were you on another planet? Jaden: Actually I was. Chazz: Why do I bother? Jaden: Ooh, I get it, you meant that as an insult didn't you Chazz?

Jaden: Wait a sec, I'm confused. Chazz: Yeah, what else is new?

Zane: Meet the new me. Thanks to duels like this, your brother was reborn. Syrus: Uh, happy birthday?

Slade: Congratulations, you can add. But tell me little brother, how's your subtraction? Give Chazz a lesson Dragoon, take out his last monster! -little clouds appear- What are these things? Chazz: It's multiplication.

Hassleberry: Cards that talk? Monster spirits? What kinda fool you think I am? Aster: Hassleberry, I don't think you want me to answer that so let's move on.

Crowler: Oh Jaden my boy! Syrus: He's being nice, something's wrong.

Bastion: Wait, if this isn't a Shadow Game, how did he shroud the Duel Arena in darkness? Would someone care to... explain that? Random Sailor: Sir, we've fixed the lights in the arena. Chazz, Alexis, Bastion: -anime fall-

Chazz: First of all, it's The Chazz, and second of all, what do you know about style? You have purple hair and you're wearing my mom's old living room curtains. Well guess what? It's time for a makeover. Adrian: What's that supposed to mean? Chazz: I'm not sure.

Jaden: Didn't you know Chazz? When Hero Spirit's out, if a hero gets destroyed all damage goes to zero, zilch, zip, nada. Chazz: Congratulations you can use a thesaurus.

Jaden: And now Chazz, you're in for some heartbreak! uh, actually that doesn't make any sense. uh, just attack.

Jaden: Let's Duel! Chazz: What do you think we've been doing? North Academy Crowd: (Laughing)

Syrus: If you ask me it's just a pathetic attempt by some loser to make friends. Wish I'd thought of it.

Syrus: Hahaha. I think rhyming's funny.

Ojama Yellow: I know him! he's the one whos richer, smarter and more famous than you! (To Chazz)

Chazz: there's only room for one spoiled rich kid at this school and that's me.

Ojama Yellow: Not again! I hate it when he conjures lightning.

Jaden: Wow. Chazz is kickin' butt and he hasn't even played his Ojamas yet. Jesse: But I thought you said those were his favourite cards? Jaden: They are. but they have this love-hate thing. Jesse: he hates his monsters? Sheesh, that boy's got some issues.

Jesse: The Chazz? Jaden: Yeah haven't you noticed? Chazz spends the majority of his time thinking of ways to prove he's cooler than everyone else. He even made up his own cheer. Show him Sy. Syrus: Chazz it up! Chazz it up! Chazz it up! Jesse: not bad. wish I could afford a cheer like that.

Jesse: I did it! I completed the Crystal beast deck! Axel: Alright. You all done talking to the sky over there? Jesse: Yeah.

Quotes from Yu-Gi-Oh

Joey: Nobody but nobody calls me a nobody you bunch of nobodys.

Seto: Don't you have someone else to annoy?
Joey: No, not at the moment.

lights go out in the arena
Joey: It looks like the Kaiba boys forgot to pay their electric bill.

Joey: Say what?! Am I going nuts, or did Kaiba just admit he was wrong?!

Seto: Me? Duel you? I'd have more of a challenge playing solitaire.

Joey: Are we going, or what?
Seto: What do you think, genius?
Joey: I'm detecting some sarcasm.
Seto: Really?

"If you dweebs start holding hands, I'm outta here." - Seto Kaiba

Quote from Ice Age (I'm sorry but this is too funny)

Sid: Call me Sid, Lord of the flames!
Manny: Hey Lord of the flames... your tail's on fire.
Sid: AHHH!

Quotes from my friends

Jessica: I'm going to eat your beads! (one of my friends was throwing beads at her to annoy her)

Kayko: I'm texting Leady (my calculator. it's covered in lead from my pencils. People in my science class were texting so she said this. don't know why)

Sorcha: You crazy Amazon Lady. (My new nickname apparently)

Jessica: "It's actually kinda comfy in here."(we had to mummify her in History, so she’s all covered in toilet paper and laying on desks)

Sorcha: "I thought you said the sphinx was in your bathroom." (history class)

Kayko and Jessica: "Tropical Passion, You know you want one." (Jessica's juice was tropical passion so they made up a slogan for it.)

Kayko: He that's the him or he that's the they? (We were trying to figure something out)

Kay: Turtles are the cockroaches of the ocean (Don't even go there)

Kay: You're lie retarded (English class joke)

Kay: Oh! Page 20! (She has a romance novel that really gets going early on)

Kayko: "Thou shalt not speak without raising Thous Hand." (We had to come up with laws for our class room Like Hammurabi did for ancient Mesopotamia so this was one of hers)

Sorcha: "Your day will be better with a candy cane." (I have no idea where this came from)

Kayko and Kay: "We have the same name. We're homogenius!" (They both have the same name, Kayla. Misspelled on purpose)

Sorcha: "The Beavers own Canada." (My Friends and I pretend that we own parts of the world. Like my friend Kay is Queen of the World and King of Scotland (we don't make sense at all) Sorcha and Kayko are knights of Scotland, She's also a princess of Scotland. Kayko's also an Arabian Princess/Sun God, I rules England (Obviously) and Egypt, Kayko rules France and Holland, Jessica rules Atlantis And I forget what everyone else rules. And I think someone said that they wanted Canada but we're like no one can own Canada. So Sorcha said this.

Sorcha: "Orange Juice and Broccoliflower." (apparently broccoliflower is real)

Kayko: "Don't read aloud when I'm eating noodles" (Kay was reading a dirty part from a book while she was eating mac&cheese)

Kayko and I: "We will change Henry to Chuck 2, the Sequel." (it was a combined effort. Henry is from the Luxe Series and Chuck is from Gossip Girl. We all want Chuck but we would settle for Henry. However Kayko and I decided to change his name because Henry makes us think of King Henry VIII and us getting our heads chopped off so we changed it to Chuck which is way cooler.)

Jessica: "Why did Ralph jump over the rock" Kay: "He's Twelve and nude what do you expect him to do?" (This is in reference to Lord of the Flies)

Kayko: "Squishy Pillow!"(She has one of those pillows with the tiny bead things inside, and she and I were really hyper and camping and everything we said made us laugh, this was one of the things that we couldn't stop laughing about. There’s kind of a story behind it but I'm not going to put it b/c is a bit weird.)

Me: "I want to be cremated and have my ashes scattered over the ocean" Kayko: "So the fishies can eat them?"(In World History Class, now that was a fun and crazy class. Sorcha, Jessica, Kayko and I were always insanely hyper in that class. And liked to bother (jokingly) this guy who we called Jacob Black and made a whole story up for him. He and Jessica regularly insulted each other.)

Kayko: "Had to snap." (I said something and then she kind of snapped her fingers and I looked at her and she was like had to snap. You had to be there)

Kayko: I have the library in my locker. (she has like ten books in there)

Me: "Unopen minded"

Kayko to Kay: "You enjoy her birthday as opposed to your own?" She was saying that she couldn't wait until my birthday and was really excited and Kayko was asking what about your birthday.

Kay: "Teenage boys...almost as bad as girls"

Kay: "We don't care how he feels, we care how...the water bottle feels" (he was Sorcha's boyfriend)

Kay: "I am ignored and undervalued." (Her Accounting Teacher walked away from her when she was asking him a question)

Kayko: "Don't attempt to understand what you can't" (I forget the situation)

Kay: "He has a monkey. A MONKEY!!" (In the book Only a Duke Will Do, Simon has a monkey)

Kay: "Virgins are such whores" (just being Kay)

Me: "She dislocated his jaw." Kay: "That’s hot." (In 'A Hunger like no other' when Emma punches or kicks Lachlan)

Kay: "I hate your stupid plants!" (She was Marie Antoinette and Kayko was the author. From a book on Marie Antoinette, her husband Louis was always talking about his plants and she was pretending to be interested.)

Kay: "Aids is the new emo"

Faith: "The Hot Dog Guy"(she was reading the funny/embarrassing stories in the magazines and instead of Hot Guy she said the Hot Dog Guy, we could not stop laughing about it.)

Me to my brother: "Because I can, I will and I want to."

Kayko: “The Jeopardy theme song is playing through my head right now.” (In English class Kayko and I were trying to think of an answer to a question and we were kind of sitting in silence when she said this.)

Me: Kayko you're crooked. Kayko: Can you uncrooked me? (This was in English class. When we got to class Kayko's desk was crooked.)

Jasmine: I'm feeling straight today. (She meant that in the direction way but I totally took it the wrong way.)

Kayko, Jessica and Me: We'll discuss it at the meeting.

And now...for the best sentence ever made...

Her lips thinned in irritation as he watched her dot when I banged on the door and my house blew up. (There is a long story of how this sentence came to be. It's basically a collaboration of two books 000Kayko000 and I read and French class. I know, we're weird. We have accepted this, so should you.)

Kay: Lady Shadow Dancer (Shades), Kayko: 000kayko000, Jessica: Gossiper101

If you think I am an absolute obsessed geek because I have the above, copy this and the above into your profile. :D.

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When Love and Hate Collide by RZZMG reviews
During sixth year, Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy are compelled by an ancient & powerful destiny to be together, but will their feelings for each other be enough to save Draco from the taint of his Dark Mark & his evil alter-ego, "Malfoy"? What happens when love and hate collide? Rev. 1 was a DRAMIONE AWARD WINNER in 4 categories! Rev. 2 underway-see profile for details.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 204,822 - Reviews: 1606 - Favs: 2,376 - Follows: 2,015 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
An Adventure in Parenthood (Beautiful) by Ravyn Skye reviews
Rin gives birth to a taiyoukai puppy, now what? Changing politics and an ever expanding family test Sesshoumaru's love and loyalty.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,985 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 11/14/2009 - [Rin, Sesshomaru] Sesshoumaru's Mother, OC
Its All About Blood by angelrider93 reviews
*FIRST CHAPTER NOW REVISED* When Draco is seriously injured by a rogue Manticore there is only one thing that can save his life, a blood transfusion. This leads to family secrets and truths being revealed that forces the blonde to re evaluate his beliefs. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 82,095 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Mission During the War by merinxD reviews
There they stand, faces an inch or so apart. The Sharingan is swirling dangerously as emerald orbs glare back unfalteringly. Sasuke's hand is wrapped familiarly around Sakura's throat. Her hand is pressing strongly against his alabaster skin, her chakra scalpel scraping against his jugular as he squeezes his hand. "Are you going to kill me Sa-ku-ra." He taunts menacingly.-WAR TIME
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 86,244 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Early Redemption by QueenNaberrie reviews
AU 2 yrs. after ROTJ, a time travel device is found. The New Republic sends Luke & Leia back in time to warn the Old Republic & Old Jedi Order about Palpatine. Anakin has just been put on the Council when they arrive. 11/23/14 Revising early chapters.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 280,491 - Reviews: 2077 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala
Metamorphosis by PearlieWolf reviews
Emma left her home, determined to succeed in the Pokemon league and make a new life for herself. Follow her journey as she discovers friendship, love, and a strength within herself she never knew she had. OC/Gary, minor OC/Tracey
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,256 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Gary O./Shigeru
Pack Mom Who? by DoctorDarkAngel reviews
Jackson is an idiot. Isaac is upset. Stiles is confused and Derek just has a headache.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Necessary Things by SlimReaper reviews
Just once, I'd like Naruto and Kakashi to get what they need. Kimura Suyo is someone who could actually provide it... but will her traumatic past keep her from receiving what she needs from them? Kaka/OC, now with delicious lemons!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 130,641 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Now I See by Nicholls reviews
Loki had stopped trying to count how long he had been in the Void, it didn't seem to matter anymore. There was nothing but darkness, until he felt a light. It seemed like the soft blue light was calling to him, so he fell. He followed it to Midgard of all places, and to the human known as Tony Stark.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,217 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Mirrors and Shadows by SlimReaper reviews
A sequel to After The Fall. Loki returns to Asgard, but are the Æsir ready to make peace with him? Loki/OC, Thor/Jane, possibly some Darcy/Fandral, Odin attempting non-dickish parenting with mixed success, and who knows what else. Lemons and retold mythology FTW!
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 115,797 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Thor, Loki
Rumor Has It by blueink3 reviews
Nearly six months after Cuba, Charles' life is turned upside down for the second time. Though he's slowly learning to adapt to the first, he's not sure he can handle the second. Luckily for him, there are a few people out there more than willing to help.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 171,708 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Khellian: The Hour is at Hand by 2Distracted reviews
Here's Episode 8 of Season 6. Enterprise works with the Vakhlas to find and rescue Hoshi, Archer gets a surprise he’s not ready for, and T’Mir gets promoted.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,105 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/27/2007 - T'Pol, C. Tucker
Khellian: The Flesh is Weak by 2Distracted reviews
Episode Seven of Season Six. Enterprise finds an unexpected ally in the Xyrillian system, TnT work on the brain drain issue, and Hoshi bites off more than she can chew.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,796 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/28/2007 - C. Tucker, T'Pol
Khellian: The Spirit is Willing by 2Distracted reviews
Here's Episode Six of Season Six. On their way back to Earth, the crew of Enterprise runs into a young troublemaker that they've contacted before.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,092 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 1/28/2007 - T'Pol, C. Tucker
Paradox: A Time to Mourn by 2Distracted reviews
Here's Episode 5 of Season Six. Hanky Time. Warning: Major Character Death... but he gets better, sort of. Trust me.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,174 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 12/2/2006 - T'Pol, C. Tucker
Paradox: Revelations by 2Distracted reviews
Here's episode 4 of season six. The Romulans have Trip, and T'Pol deals with the perils of command.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,443 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 11/8/2006 - T'Pol, C. Tucker
Paradox: The Hunt by 2Distracted reviews
It's Episode 3 of Season Six. Time to go Tolaris hunting.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,044 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 10/9/2006 - T'Pol, C. Tucker
Paradox: Undercover by 2Distracted reviews
Here's Episode 2 of Season Six. Hoshi's in charge and Malcolm likes it that way. It's time for a rescue, and something's wrong with Trip...
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,834 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 9/10/2006 - C. Tucker, T'Pol
Paradox: Snatch and Grab by 2Distracted reviews
Here's the first episode of my Virtual Season Six.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,146 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 8/11/2006 - T'Pol, C. Tucker
Cloak and Dagger: Extenuating Circumstances by 2Distracted reviews
A sequel to Cloak and Dagger: Forgiveness. In this intallment, Malcolm gets flack for his solution to the assassin problem, and Enterprise gets called back to Vulcan.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,858 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 3/5/2006 - T'Pol, C. Tucker
Cloak and Dagger: Forgiveness by 2Distracted reviews
A sequel to Cloak and Dagger: Show and Tell. Enterprise gets some new crew members, and one of them is not what he seems. Warning: I have upgraded the rating, not because this is more explicit than usual, but because there is a scene of sexual assault.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,681 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 3/3/2006 - T'Pol, C. Tucker
Back to Betazed: The Changing of the Guard by 2Distracted reviews
A sequel to Back to Betazed: Hello and Goodbye, and my Virtual Season Five finale. Elren of the Fifth House becomes the ruler of Betazed... briefly. Travis gets a surprise.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,402 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 3/25/2006 - T'Pol, C. Tucker
Back to Betazed: Hello and Goodbye by 2Distracted reviews
A sequel to Back to Betazed: Ace in the Hole. The Enterprise reaches Betazed, everyone gets to meet the Matriarch, and the crew finds themselves in the middle of a brewing civil war.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,732 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 3/23/2006 - T'Pol, C. Tucker
Back to Betazed: Ace in the Hole by 2Distracted reviews
A sequel to The Warp Six Project: Two Weddings and a Funeral, and the beginning of a new story arc. TnT are back on Enterprise, and the ship goes on its first mission since the refit.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,486 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 3/21/2006 - T'Pol, C. Tucker
The Warp Six Project: Two Weddings and a Funeral by 2Distracted reviews
A sequel to The Warp Six Project: A Wolf in the Fold. The title says it all.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,656 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 3/19/2006 - T'Pol, C. Tucker
The Warp Six Project: A Wolf in the Fold by 2Distracted reviews
A sequel to The Warp Six Project: The Important Things in Life. Enterprise arrives back on Earth, and we're introduced to a sneaky little addition to Ambassador Soval's staff.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,509 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 3/17/2006 - T'Pol, C. Tucker
The Warp Six Project: The Important Things in Life by 2Distracted reviews
A sequel to The Warp Six Project: Keepin' in Touch. In this one, Enterprise is sent on a mission to discover the fate of the Second Chance colony.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,846 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 3/15/2006 - T'Pol, C. Tucker
The Warp Six Project: Keepin' in Touch by 2Distracted reviews
A sequel to The Warp Six Project: At First Sight. In this installment, you get espionage, an assassination attempt, some warp engine testing... and a bit of zeroG recreation.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,581 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 3/13/2006 - T'Pol, C. Tucker
The Warp Six Project: At First Sight by 2Distracted reviews
A sequel to The Warp Six Project: Adolescent Crushes and the Warp Six Engine. It's blind date time... and Archer's new girlfriend is one tough cookie!
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,005 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 3/11/2006 - C. Tucker, J. Archer
The Warp Six Project: Adolescent Crushes by 2Distracted reviews
A sequel to Cloak and Dagger: Barriers to Communication. Here's the start of a new story arc. Trip and T'Pol get temporary transfers, and we meet some old friends and new characters, too.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,256 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 3/9/2006 - T'Pol, C. Tucker
Cloak and Dagger: Barriers to Communication by 2Distracted reviews
A sequel to Cloak and Dagger: Extenuating Circumstances. T'Pol faces the Vulcan High Council, and Malcolm gets to be a hero.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,558 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 3/7/2006 - T'Pol, C. Tucker
Cloak and Dagger: Show and Tell by 2Distracted reviews
A sequel to Cloak and Dagger: A Matter of Trust. In this one, everyone visits the parents, we find out quite a bit about Malcolm's childhood... and Malcolm gets to play like James Bond. TT and MH pairings.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,127 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 3/1/2006 - T'Pol, C. Tucker
Cloak and Dagger: A Matter of Trust by 2Distracted reviews
A sequel to A Cry in the Dark: Diplomatic Relations, this is the beginning of a new story arc. In this installment, Enterprise gets called back to Earth for a debriefing, and Malcolm learns something about trust.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,300 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 2/27/2006 - T'Pol, C. Tucker
A Cry in the Dark: Diplomatic Relations by 2Distracted reviews
A sequel to A Cry in the Dark: The Needs of the Many. In this story, the command staff gets some well deserved R & R, and Trip and T'Pol are forced to say goodbye to Lianna.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,015 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 2/25/2006 - T'Pol, C. Tucker
A Cry in the Dark: The Needs of the Many by 2Distracted reviews
This is a sequel to A Cry in the Dark, and a response to readers requests for a Romulan story.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,967 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 2/23/2006 - T'Pol, C. Tucker
A Cry in the Dark by 2Distracted reviews
A sequel to Kiss and Make Up, this is my attempt at a first contact story.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,320 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 2/21/2006 - T'Pol, C. Tucker
Kiss and Make Up by 2Distracted reviews
A sequel to Don't Ask, Don't Tell. In it, Trip and T'Pol have their first fight, and Malcolm does something really stupid.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 2/19/2006 - T'Pol, C. Tucker
Don't Ask, Don't Tell by 2Distracted reviews
Here's a sequel to No Greater Love in which I attempt to answer the question, How can they keep a secret on a ship the size of Enterprise?
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,546 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 2/17/2006 - T'Pol, C. Tucker
No Greater Love by 2Distracted reviews
Did you ever wonder what happened after Terra Prime? Here's the first installment of my Virtual Season 5. It begins when Terra Prime ends. Finale? What finale? I've got six years to play with.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,948 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 2/15/2006 - T'Pol, C. Tucker
Assumptions by angel-death-dealer reviews
"They're sleeping together," Tony decided loudly one morning, as his hangover saw him eaten cereal that Steve passed him in last nights shirt, his boxers and his sunglasses.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 99 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Funny That Way by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,974 - Reviews: 2039 - Favs: 3,561 - Follows: 1,471 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
After the Fall by SlimReaper reviews
After Loki falls into the shattered void of the bifrost's destruction, he finds more than he expected. Lemony goodness and non-canon fun. What can I say, I love it when the bad boy gets the girl. Loki/OC, Thor/Jane, prequel to Mirrors and Shadows. Enjoy!
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,162 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
They Say Fortune is a Wheel by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
AU. Seriously, AU. Loki is a gentleman – well, most of the time. Darcy is a hot mess. Somehow, they make it work. A quasi-love story about scones, chemistry and pencil skirts. But mostly scones.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,276 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 1,547 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Echoes of the Mind by RandomPenName reviews
The world celebrates the aversion of Nuclear War. Charles is consumed by anger and self pity. Will he find forgiveness for Erik or with out his help but utterly overtaken by the Darkness. Erik x Charles New Chapter Daily. Chapter 40 posted!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 93,038 - Reviews: 1740 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
What if? by DrowPrincess reviews
just something i've been kicking around in my head. rated for violence suggestions. please leave reviews! Charles and Erik wait up all night for Moira to come home. she brings with her a little surprise. Will they keep her?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 54,537 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Ice Princess by veggiebulma reviews
Story starts right after Southern Raiders and continues until many years after the war, when Katara must marry by her 2oth bday. Many benders wish for her hand but she can't get over one night before the end of the war. ZUTARA!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 172,110 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Lies, Loyalty, and Hermione Granger by NeuroticMuse413 reviews
Sequel to LOVE, LUST, & DRACO MALFOY. Hogwarts falls victim to mysterious animal attacks. All eyes turn to Draco Malfoy, resident werewolf, but his allies know better. Now, Hermione must prove his innocence before the lies tear them apart. Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,128 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Forty Weeks by Like A Dove reviews
Katara shows up at the Fire Lord's with a bit of a...predicament. Post-series. Arguably Korra-canon compliant.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,729 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
An Understanding of Sorts by isisgodiva reviews
Bonnie and Damon have an understanding...of sorts. Even if it doesn't make much sense, it works for them.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bonnie B., Damon S. - Complete
Just Doing His Job Finally by lenetra reviews
Damon learns the real reason Bonnie can't get passed her hatred of him. Future fic. WARNING: contains elements of abuse and child molestation, please don't read if it makes you uncomfortable. One shot
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,909 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Bonnie B., Damon S. - Complete
The Changing Tides by GreyVixen reviews
Sequel to Indefinite Destinies. I couldn't stop sorry. The apperent heir is crowned Prince and everyone knows the times are changing. Arthur's rule will come to an end. One-shot.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Arthur - Complete
Indefinite Destinies by GreyVixen reviews
Merlin just wanted a hour with his spell book. Little did he know it would change everything including the future. What happens when the past and future merge? Will he and Arthur be able to change it, save Camelot and themselves? First fic.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,545 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Monthlies: Version 876 by SCWLC reviews
There's a heating pack with legs travelling with the Avatar and his friends. The girls take advantage of it. Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The Ultimate Captivation by RoksanaLyasin reviews
Kaari is glad to be back in her home town of Mystic Falls, but even with increasing 'animal' attacks, she's not so sure she's ready to trust the mysterious new man, not after so much betrayal... Rated M for some lanuage, violence, et cetera. Damon/OC
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,798 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Damon S. - Complete
117 by KivaJayelle reviews
Damon's blown a gasket after having witnessed Bonnie devour a tasty treat. Lemony. Adult Content.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Damon S., Bonnie B. - Complete
Memory of a Moment by AurigaCapella reviews
Five years after the war is over, Katara and Zuko see the people around them moving on romantically. These two are still stuck in a moment that happened five years ago - a moment in memory neither can forget. Zutara, Sokki.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 72,634 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Bonding by somehowunbroken reviews
John is invited on a mission with SG-1, which goes about as well as you'd expect. John/Cam slash. Rating for language and non-graphic sex.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,144 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - John S. - Complete
The Mirror Series: Forbidden Desire by RZZMG reviews
Booking an appointment with the famous sex practitioner, Draco Malfoy, was not the sanest idea Hermione Granger ever had, but maybe now she'll finally get the answers she's waited 10 years for. Mystery/Romance/Hot shagging-DMxHG. FIC CHALLENGE! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,109 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fun and Games by AndersenYuki4404 reviews
It's all Fun and Games until someone gets hurt. Aster is startled after Sartorius confesses his love to him. This confession pushes Aster towards Zane, who's not sure how to react. Is he in love with him? Aster/Zane
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,512 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Edo P., Zane T./Ryō M. - Complete
Sweet Caroline by gingercat0319 reviews
He was rich, single and disgustingly handsome. Learn how a four-year-old will turn his world up-side down. Sequel now posted - My Darling Caroline.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 96,808 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Course of True Love by Higuchimon reviews
A hundred drabbles to explore the friendship and love between Juudai and Johan.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 100 - Words: 21,241 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - [Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Johan A./Jesse A.] - Complete
Pain's Pleasure by Higuchimon reviews
Ryou and Edo's relationship, described in a hundred pieces, a hundred ways, a hundred words each.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 100 - Words: 19,550 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - [Edo P., Zane T./Ryō M.] - Complete
Like Father, Like Son by Krymsan reviews
An erotic short on everyone's favorite dark young dragon rider. Set in Galbatorix's castle, shut away in his room, where even death can still crawl in and find him. Murtagh/OC, rated MA. Not a fluffy romance story. I'm not very good at summaries...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Murtagh - Complete
A New Approach by aviddaydreamer reviews
Draco Malfoy is determined to get under Hermione's skin this year, but she's found a new approach to an old problem that just might change things between them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hikari no Yami no Game by Mysia Ri reviews
.".all my plans can't be undone in a single day...can they?" Bakura finds himself questioning his plans and Ryou pays the price. With help from the other yamis and hikaris, can he save Ryou and redeem himself or will the shadows swallow his soul? BxR DONE
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,098 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete
After 'I never' by writer xjx reviews
A game of 'I never' reveals a secret no-one expected to be revealed. Now everyone has to deal with the aftermath.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,695 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mysteries of the Subconcience by PurpleMonkeyCovers reviews
Jaden always thought he was straight, until he started having dreams about a certain black Slifer. How will he cope when his life stops focusing on just duelling and he focuses on duelling and his new crush, who's a guy and inlove with another? ChazzJaden
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 150,867 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Chazz P./Manjōme J., Jaden Y./Jūdai Y.
Loss and Gain by EvilBunny101 reviews
Until Durza stole her in her sixth year, Lenia had grown up with Eragon. Now, eleven years later, she and Murtagh run off to find the newly formed dragon and Rider-only to find that the Rider is Eragon. Of course, Eragon has yet to learn her biggest secret. Please R&R!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,525 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Murtagh - Complete
Waking Will by emeraldflame91 reviews
Will and Matt's relationship continues into their college years. Some examples of the mundane things they have to deal with: their hyperactive dog, Thor, late night cram sessions, and a very sleepy Will who can't bring herself to get up in the morning.
W.I.T.C.H. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Will V., Matt O. - Complete
Kissing Traditions by bailey1ak reviews
When Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell visits the Pegasus Galaxy he meets a young Doctor that brings out his traditional side. Pre-ship pairings Mitchell/Keller Lorne/Cadman Crossover with SGA
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,549 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - C. Mitchell - Complete
The Curse of Love by xxxxcrazychickxxxx reviews
Sequel to Destined to Love. Draco is back, but there’s a problem. The curse of Love is about to take place, will Hermione and Draco be safe? Will their love win out? Or will they lose everything, including their unborn child?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,730 - Reviews: 2036 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Love, Lust, and Draco Malfoy by NeuroticMuse413 reviews
The werewolf’s curse forces Draco to seek asylum from the Order. When Hermione gets a little too close and Draco bites a little too hard, the two are forever linked. Can they resist their new animal attraction or will Hogwarts be split in two? 6th Yr, M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,559 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Nature's true form by Softnightwhispers reviews
Like a nail skipping down my navel I was addicted, I went behind his back, went behind the empire, and all for my selfish wants.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,172 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Murtagh
Dragon in the Lion's Den by ginnyginny reviews
As the final battle ends, Hermione's secret is acidentally exposed. Will Harry and Ron understand the path that Dumbledore put her on in their 6th year not only led to the defeat of Voldemort, but to her marriage to Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 179,105 - Reviews: 1579 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 1,432 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Not Ashamed by BroodyCheery323 reviews
Hermione ran up to her room screaming about her supposed "ex-boyfriend". Who is he and why is she so mad at him, and will he be able to make it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Parental Guidance by I am Lu reviews
Takes place after what would be the series' end. Marths's thoughts as she watches her sons grow up and fall in love. Yusei x Aki, Jack x Mikage, some Rally x Ruka.
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
Sense by wanderingsmith reviews
S/J - Teal'c gets a clue and decides to share it.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Guardian by acacia59601 reviews
Peter is at university and trying to balance the memories and effects of his life as High King with his life in England. Making this more difficult is the fact the woman he is falling in love with constantly brings out the High King in him. REPOSTED 12/08
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 118,702 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Peter Pevensie - Complete
You Make Me Violate You by Zakksu reviews
AU. The light didn’t have to look up to see who it was. He didn’t have to hear the silent footfalls to know who was slowly approaching him. No. He knew exactly who it was just by the black aura suddenly enshrouding him, wrapping him in the demon’s embrace
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,859 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Johan A./Jesse A. - Complete
Strangers in the Dark by ryannenataly reviews
Hermione finds herself struggling to forget about a certain blond boy and the fighting a sudden urge to prove that she was not the girl everybody thought she was... M rating for future scenes. read and review please! p
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,648 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Destined to Love by xxxxcrazychickxxxx reviews
The last thing they remember is fighting with each other during the war, how the hell did they end up years into the future? And why exactly are they here? And why are they married? And what about a prophecy and a curse? Is it real? DRAMIONE Fluffiness!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,684 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Is It Worth It? by Anya-Paradox reviews
I'm Not That Person Sequel. Since Cronus dissapeared, there has only been one concern for The Titans: finding the key to immortality. But what if 'Happily Ever After' doesn't work out? What happens when they face the darkness inside? Death? Or Happiness?
Class of the Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,991 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
Frost Bite by Kasaru-chan reviews
Chazz Princeton has it all, good looks, a 4.0 GPA, a wealthy family. There is nothing in his life that isn’t perfect, well except for the fact that he’s a 500 year old vampire, as 16 year old Jaden Yuki soon discovers. AU Yaoi longer summary inside.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,571 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Chazz P./Manjōme J., Jaden Y./Jūdai Y.
As Far As We Can Get by HelenaHills reviews
Seto Kaiba never really believed in anything, stating he was never scared of anything. But those who fear nothing, love nothing, and that's not the case here. Mercy comes with the form of two sea-green eyes. Humor, friendship, and... rated for a reason!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,665 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - S. Kaiba - Complete
Strip Rubik's cube by AndersenYuki4404 reviews
Some people play Strip Poker – Intellectuals such as Aster and Zane play Strip Rubik's Cube… Who do you think will win? Zane/Aster Yaoi
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Edo P., Zane T./Ryō M. - Complete
Bitter Sweet Love by xxxxcrazychickxxxx reviews
Marriage Law Fic: The War is over! The Golden Trio all return for their seventh year, but there’s a surprise in store! They have to get married before the year ends! Will Hermione and Draco end up killing each other!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 91,725 - Reviews: 2218 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Always and Never by Domlando Blonaghan reviews
He never thought he would love her. She always knew it would end. During the Golden Age, a Terebinthian woman learns that beneath the magnificent facade, there is only Peter. Bookbased. This fic has been brought back to life, to be finally finished!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,666 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Peter Pevensie
A Star Wars Sitcom by madeye reviews
AU fic that follows Anakin and Padme's family life with the twins, and Yoda and Obi Wan. UPDATE: The show has been picked up for a third season.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 31,399 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 6/5/2005
YuGiOh GX: Vampire Night by iluDJB reviews
Mille was the most innocent dancer you'd ever meet, until Vampires came into the picture. So here is Mille stuck with a decision to make between Day and Night. Her life, or Life with Chazz Princeton, a Vampire Aristocat. Chazz/OC Explicit Scenes
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Chazz P./Manjōme J.
Delirium by ReaperRain reviews
Chazz finally snaps and attacks his brothers, and his sanity is questioned as a result. Sent off to an asylum, how will he cope wth hallucinations and hidden evils? Contains violence and abuse. Eventual ChazzJaden.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 80,920 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Chazz P./Manjōme J., Jaden Y./Jūdai Y. - Complete
A Father's Love by x Rajah x reviews
UPDATED! Chap 29: Leia and Han learn the truth! Post ROTJ AU. The Chosen One, struggling through the trials of redemption, is granted the chance to show his daughter his true self. Can Anakin save himself and his daughter from the darkness?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,004 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Leia O.
Better Not To Ask by Maat's Feather reviews
Shortfic. Bakura never knows what the Spirit of the Ring is up to.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2008 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2299 - Favs: 3,313 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sweet Reward by Peach Wookiee reviews
Sequel to "Bittersweet Victory." Chazz gets a reward he didn't expect...
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Chazz P./Manjōme J. - Complete
Your Sleeping Face by Doomed to be Uke reviews
Ryo realizes how much he loves Edo just by seeing his sleeping face. Writen as number 3 in a set of 4 stories for Doomed to be Uke AND Seme's birthday. Ryo x Edo AKA Zane x Aster! REALLY fluffy!
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Zane T./Ryō M., Edo P. - Complete
The Storm by Mystic-bubbles reviews
The storm was getting heavier and Draco noticed Hermione flinch every five seconds. So he decided that if he was going to get any sleep tonight he had to stop her moving so much.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
His Patronus by Hazel-Buttafly reviews
Oneshot. Hermione is curious of the form her husbands Patronus. An awkward subject for him to endure, Draco refuses to answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Year to Remember: A Seto and Kisara Story by Failingwithstyle reviews
Senior year. The final year of the High School Experience. The grand finale to the best years of our lives. Seto Kaiba couldn't care less...Can the appearance of a certain white haired girl change his mind? SetoKaibaxKisara. Please R&R!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,163 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - S. Kaiba, Kisara - Complete
Baby Blues by earlschibiangel reviews
'Iie, it couldn't be' Vegeta thought to himself. "It had one moon," Bulma stated, still back in her past, her mind remembering looking up at the strange planet and the connection she felt to it. Vegeta stood up abruptly and ran out of the room leaving a stunned Bulma sitting on her bed.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,298 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Bulma, Yamcha, Vegeta - Complete
Why You Shouldn't Spy on Your Friends by spilledink7 reviews
Hermione's been disappearing a lot and her two friends want to know why. One illegal potion later and they get their answer, and they really wish they hadn't. DHr with some suggestive content, but nothing too bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Curse of the Bunny Outfit by Majin Maljita reviews
An outfit from Bulma's past comes back to haunt her! R&R!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,101 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Phoenix by Jenivi7 reviews
The resurrecting of a dragon and a pharaoh and the consequences of defying fate. Spoilerific: spoilers for the end of the ancient egyptian arc. SetoxKisara YxYY and eventually RxB
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,544 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007 - S. Kaiba, Kisara
Look What You Did To Me by Doomed To Be Seme AND Uke reviews
Ryo has been changing throughout the experiences in the other world he had with Edo. He grown attach to Edo, but what happens that got Ryo so attached to him in the first place? What happens to Edo that breaks Ryo apart. Epilogoe happened after 148.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,922 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Zane T./Ryō M., Edo P. - Complete
Nights Like This by CourageToStandAlone reviews
She loved it when he chased he through the deserted corridors of Hogwarts, but she loved it even more when he caught her. rated T for sexual themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Blood Is Thicker Than Water by Crystal Marionette reviews
Archie has always tried to keep his past a secret, even from his closest friends. Now his dark history is coming back to haunt him, and it may cost him the life of the one person he loves the most...AxA
Class of the Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,165 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Archie - Complete
Commitment by Saiyachick reviews
Commitment: A pledge or a promise. An obligation. Sometimes mind isn't always over matter, especially when it comes to a commitment such as marriage.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Only One Who Could See Her by Kattelena Riana reviews
No one can see or hear Hermione. She must get help from the only one who can see her, Draco Malfoy, or she will be stuck between the world of living and dead forever. Disclaimers:Plot Based on Just Like Heaven, I don't own Harry Potter, unfortunately.DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,911 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Returned Order by elvishwolf7 reviews
Takes place after ROTJ. Anakin, Padme, ObiWon, Mace, Yoda, and Bail Organa are brought back by the force to aid Luke, Leia, and Han with the falling Republic. Palpatine, Dooku, Grevious, and a new sith apprentice also return.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,824 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Padmé Amidala, Anakin Skywalker
Two Men Walk Into A Convention Center by Enigma Nox reviews
A stupid comedy set after C.o.R. laws of physics and logic do not apply here... DONT READ IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR SANITY! and dont blame me if it sucks. R&R please
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
Small Party Trips by Sarktld reviews
[This is a follow up from 'Small Party Tricks' Go and read that story before you read this!] Freedom was what they needed, freedom with each other... but are they sure that's what they got? Doesn't seem like it in the end... [TP GB Pairings]
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,384 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Pan, Trunks - Complete
Desert Rose by Adelianna reviews
In a duel against Marik for her father's freedom, Janessa loses. She is thrust into Marik's servitude for life, and is treated horribly. Marik soon finds out that a spirit such as hers is hard to tame, but at what length will he go to break her? COMPLETE
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 134,773 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 5/30/2003 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
Small Party Tricks by Sarktld reviews
Parents gone, and Trunk's arranges a rather large sleepover filled with all sort of Party games? Can he claim his prize by the end of the night? TP GB MU Pairing.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,195 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Pan, Trunks - Complete
Dear Life by Starving For Attention reviews
[DracoHermione] “Don’t make me say it. It’ll ruin my bad boy image,” he whispered jokingly in her ear. She giggled softly, glancing up at him with big brown doe eyes. “Don’t worry, your secret’s safe with me.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Double Standard by Kathy Rose reviews
Malcolm Reed of the Mirror Universe is pulled aboard the Enterprise. Of course he doesn't behave.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,470 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007 - M. Reed, H. Sato - Complete
Life Renewed by vampirediva07 reviews
Briseis decides to go back to Achilles. Will that change the outcome of the war and perhaps save lives?
Troy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,486 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007
The Deal by Cuteblndegoddess reviews
Hermione find Ron cheating on her and employs Draco to exact revenge. Seventh year at Hogwarts.No HBP spoilers. Rated M for language and possible adult content later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,076 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
You'll Be in my Heart by slytherin-razorblade-princess reviews
Songfic to Phill Collins' 'You'll be in my heart' from Tarzan. Ron and Harry walk in on Hermione and Draco's secret relationship. The two are pulled apart until Graduation. Draco is this years valedictorian and this is his speech. First Fic please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Birthday Surprises by angelrider93 reviews
ONESHOT Draco thinks that everyone has forgotten his birthday but then he gets a surprise party held for him, he'll never guess who it was that organised it DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,867 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Archangel by Lilith-Shii reviews
[One Shot, AU] The destruction of West City only leaves Mirai Bulma to think if her Prince would survive...? And if he did, would she be able to hear him utter those simple three words? A visit from an angel answers the question she had, 'Did he love me'
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
I'm Not That Person by Anya-Paradox reviews
After meeting a new girl, things start to go downhill for the gang. Faces from the past show up and Archie's past catches up with him. Can the gang ever forgive him for what he's done? Can Atlanta? AxA NxOC JxT HxOC OxCalypso. Mind the rating, warning for back story non-con.
Class of the Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 61,496 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Complete
Camouflage by techno tendencies reviews
When odd notes start arriving at Hermione's flat, her Valentine's Day starts looking brighter as the day goes on. Written for the dmhgficexchange at livejournal. read and review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,190 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Whore by Gueneviere reviews
Malfoys aren't stalkers; Draco just happens to enjoy following Hermione Granger everywhere. Blaise notices and dares him to shag her by the end of the week. Draco is determined to make Granger his whore. And Malfoys always get what they want. Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Stupid & Stupider: The Revenge of the Idiots by Christy Tortland reviews
A parody of Revenge of the Sith. Anakin loves detonators and skateboards, Obi Wan's a space pirate, Soda's a Pepsiaholic, Scalpatine's a figurine collector, and Crabme is a neat freak.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 45,585 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Chazz Princeton: Ramblings of a Suicidal Emo–goth by Michelle H. C. Zhu reviews
The Chazz commentaries on his daily life, the duels he participated in, Jaden's stupidity, Alexis's body, Syrus's midgetness, Zane's J–rock metro look, Bastion's brains, and all that other good stuff. But mostly Jaden's stupidity. [Dub-verse]
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,919 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/28/2006 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Chazz P./Manjōme J., Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Alexis R./Asuka T., Burgandy - Complete
Dumbledore's Games by angelrider93 reviews
Ficlet Dumbledore decides to try again for house unity so locks groups of six students into rooms to play a series of games. Have a guess who the Golden trio are grouped with! DMHG COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,986 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Plan by angelrider93 reviews
ONESHOT The long awaited Prequel to 'A False Glamour' this explains how Draco, Hermione, Harry and Ron all came up with the plan for the Valentines breakfast. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Promise of Skin by Wedjatqi reviews
Seeing Teyla in her unadulterated feminine grace and beauty, John could do nothing but simply watch and barely breathe. JT
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2006 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
A False Glamour by angelrider93 reviews
ONESHOTA vey interesting Valentines indeed, a mountain of letters Harry and a fight between Draco and Hermione that ends not like people expect.DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Locker Room Conversations by jennieman reviews
Interesting little snippets of everyday life conversations as they proceed in the locker rooms of our favourite heroes and heroines JT and AA
Class of the Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,849 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 10/4/2006
Draco's Birthday Present by bitchfit26 reviews
Take a peek at what Blaise got Draco for his birthday...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Daddy in a Day by angelrider93 reviews
ONESHOT Draco gets the surprise of his life when Harry and Ron barge into Malfoy Manor and demand that he comes with them. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,980 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Edmund's Little Problem by JacquelineHyde114 reviews
When Peter is magically transformed into a mischievous 6 year old, Edmund gets a taste of what it’s like to have a little brother.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,375 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006
Forever This Way by I Need More Cowbell reviews
Rose thinks Jack is watching from heaven as she takes care of their twin daughters, Jacqueline and Josephine, and little Cora. What if she's wrong? Could Jack be alive? R&R please!
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,614 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Rose D., Jack D.
Converted Sensations by Tulips and Jill reviews
Hermione's hiding a terrible secret from even her closest friends. Late night rounds and cruel games reveal this secret to the one person who knows her the least. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,159 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Meeting the Family by phai6688 reviews
Alexander meets Hephaestion's grandmother where misunderstandings take place.
Alexander - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2006
The Games by The O.C. Addict reviews
Susan decides to play it fair with Peter. haha it's another[PeterSusan]
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Complete
The Emperor's Revenge by jmsbndgrl reviews
AU Sequel to 'The Emperor's Gift, The Emperor's Curse.' Anakin and Padme are married, but darkness still looms around them.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 44,142 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Running Away by elenamindollin reviews
Title has been changed from Daughter of the Wood. The four Pevensies have changed everything. I'm not sure if I'm willing to change with them.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,943 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Complete
Eternity With You by jmalfoy reviews
After a brush with death, Draco binds himself to Hermione for the rest of their lives. Will Draco and Hermione find a way to protect their most precious treasure? What does his mother have to do with anything? DracoHermione. On HIATUS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,124 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 3/14/2006 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Hiccup by volley reviews
Malcolm gets a bad case of hiccups
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,986 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 2/11/2006 - M. Reed - Complete
Assassination by Red-Cherry-Flowers reviews
Peter and Susan get into argument and it ends in an unexpected way. [SusanPeter].
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,521 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Complete
Family and Other Things by Wrenn8811 reviews
Little Hoshi and Malcolm Fluff for all you MH shippers, with family thrown in to add to the difficulty
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,826 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/21/2006 - Published: 5/27/2005 - H. Sato, M. Reed
Peter and his Elizabeth by Scottie86 reviews
Lame title, lol A week before the Pevensies enter Narnia, a fifth child is found by Aslan. This follows the life of the four, along with their 'adopted' sister, Elizabeth. Will she become something more to Peter? Obviously!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,070 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 11/10/2005
Losing Their Bearings by Kathy Rose reviews
Enterprise is mired in an isolated area of space, and Hoshi is Malcolm's only anchor to sanity. COMPLETE!
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,423 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 12/16/2005 - H. Sato, M. Reed
Darkness and Light by Audacia reviews
COMPLETE. This story takes place after The Chronicles of Riddick. Riddick continues to unravel his past and discover who he really is. Someone else is growing into herself as well. Rated T to be safe for language and violence. First fic, please review.
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 57,073 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Complete
Only You by AthenaDonovan reviews
A Pon Farr story inspired by the spoilers for the last episode of Enterprise. T'Pol's amok time forces her to make difficult choices. Then, of course, nothing turns out like she planned. This AU story completely ignors the events in TATV. COMPLETE!
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,645 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/11/2005 - Published: 10/11/2005 - C. Tucker, T'Pol
The Emperor's Gift, The Emperor's Curse by jmsbndgrl reviews
AU Former Senator Padme Amidala has been thrown out of her office when Palpatine declared himself Emperor. She is now his prisoner. Vader in this fic is without his suit and has never met Padme before.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 49,112 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/22/2005 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Achilles' Lady by Puppybaddog reviews
Achilles' lady is a Trojan, yet Briseis does not remember her kin...God that was a bad summary...will be a lemon...Complete
Troy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,309 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Complete
My Blue Eyes by Kinasha Kaiba reviews
KaibaOC...Power, Money, Looks. These are some of the qualities that make up of Seto Kaiba, words as simple as Love and Kindness don’t fit in his world, but what happens when he meets a lonely Blue Eyed girl who keeps calling him master? UPDATED!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,995 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/1/2005 - Published: 6/25/2005 - S. Kaiba - Complete
The Third Night by mnemosyne23 reviews
Aravis made Cor promise that she would be the first of them to die. He is about to break that promise.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2005 - [Aravis, Shasta/Cor] - Complete
How to Live a Lifetime by mistress meo reviews
It's their 7th year and SURPRISE, Draco and Hermione are both heads. My first fic. Please read and review.It's what I would love to see, if I owned them, but sadly I don't. Rating is R for language and sexual content. CHAPTERS 8 and 9 ARE FINALLY UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,698 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/5/2005 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Saiyans Can't Fight Destiny by ss-dragon-lady reviews
Completed! Check it out! This story has a little for all. Mostly T&P with a little of the others on the side. Romance,humor,drama,fighting,Pan going super, and random craziness.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 116,243 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/20/2005 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Trunks, Pan - Complete
No Rhyme or Royal Reason by looneyluna reviews
AU – Earth’s government is a matriarchal monarchy. Commander Malcolm Reed is the new head of security for Her Royal Highness Hoshi Sato. Malcolm is a stern keeper and Hoshi rebels. Edited for sexual content epilogue now up!
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,902 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 12/13/2004 - M. Reed, H. Sato
Tales of Crimson Nights by Chibi B-channie reviews
Yaoi! Bakura is telling the tale of his life, and how it all changed after he met two young slaves... Pairings are: BakuraMarik at first, then eventually a BakuraMarikRyouMalik foursome
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,736 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/3/2005 - Published: 4/28/2004
Goodbye to You by Jadedea reviews
Robin&Starfire. Chaps 1-11!IT'S FINISHED! 4 Titans are dead. And Starfire is the only one who survives and is left pregnant! It's 3 years later. Now a person or should I say persons come to change her new life. ALL FINISHED!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,289 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/21/2004 - Published: 12/2/2004
What a Difference a Day Makes by lieutenants-lady reviews
--Complete-- Hoshi and Malcolm get trapped on a planet where time moves faster CHAPTER THIRTEEN IS UP. The Epilogue. 'It seemed like a good idea at the time'
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,500 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/22/2004 - Published: 6/24/2004 - M. Reed, H. Sato - Complete
STE: Chibis by ZenosParadox reviews
RS, Tu, A, Ma. Sato plays nursemaid to Reed, Tucker, Archer and Mayweather when they are transformed into Chibis.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,117 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/30/2004 - M. Reed, H. Sato
Red Lips, Blue Eyes by Ennya reviews
Completed. Seto Kaiba has been assigned to protect a young girl from the evil clutches of Marik by Isis. But what will happen when Kaiba falls for this girl? How can he protect her from her own mind and the fiend in control of it? Please R & R!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 122,699 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/5/2004 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Complete
STE: Twelve Days 4 by ZenosParadox reviews
RS, Tu. Reed and Sato encounter 10 LoRDs, 11 pipers and 12 DRUMmers while on a derelict space station with Tucker and Ensign Partridge. 3 of 3 chapters 4th of 4 episodes.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,072 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/29/2003 - M. Reed, H. Sato
STE: Twelve Days 3 by ZenosParadox
RS, Tu, A. Reed and Sato encounter 7 swans a swimming, 8 maids a milking and 9 ladies dancing. Three guesses who the dancing ladies are? 3 of 3 chapters 3rd of 4 episodes.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,353 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/28/2003 - M. Reed, H. Sato
STE: Twelve Days 2 by ZenosParadox reviews
RS, Tu. Reed and Sato have a nursery rhyme experience with 4 calling birds, 5 gold rings & 6 geese alaying. 3 of 3 chapters 2nd of 4 episodes.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,320 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/27/2003 - M. Reed, H. Sato
STE: Twelve Days 1 by ZenosParadox reviews
RS, Tu. The Enterprise crew encounters a partridge in a pear tree, two turtle doves and three French hens as only they can. 3 of 3 chapters, first of four episodes.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,969 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/25/2003 - M. Reed, H. Sato
Love's Labor by Bobotuber Pus reviews
A husband, a wife, and magic in the birthing room at Malfoy Manor
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dancing Butterflies by Rosabell reviews
Seto Kaiba was a bastard. But that's only one side of him. There was another side, a tender, lonely side, revealed only through his letters to his deceased parents. Meet this Seto, the one that longs to be loved, to be comforted, to be someone's child...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,229 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/13/2003 - Published: 8/27/2003
Does Love Conquer All? by Froz Flame reviews
Tyhara loves Marik, but she has some issues to work out w/his Yami. When she finds the truth of his past, will she have the guts 2 tell him? Love conquers all...or so they say. Romance/Humor/Drama; OC/Marik pairing
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,863 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/6/2003 - Published: 2/10/2003
Sweet Sixteen by Blue-Saiyan-Angel reviews
Chapt. 5 now up! Story complete. Trunks/Pan-What does Pan end up getting from her one and only Trunks for her 16th birthday?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,566 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/2/2003 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Pan, Trunks - Complete
Because of His Onyx Eyes by Shigasu reviews
**COMPLETE**B/V that turns into AU, Vegeta takes Bulma to the newly revived Vegeta-sei! What can I say, thing's are just starting to heat up! *EPILOGUE UP!* PLEASE R+R, it's my first long fic!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 133,740 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/4/2002 - Published: 8/15/2002 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
In the hands of our children by KathrynValmont reviews
On Hiatus Padme and Anakin had a one-night stand creating Luke and Leia. Both kids live at both of their parents’ houses. They decide to reunite them at a party. This is Au and a future fic completely AA!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,567 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/31/2002 - Published: 6/2/2002
An Unlikely Friendship by DR. SQUEE reviews
Pan's five, Vegeta's old and Bura's watching Barney. Damn purple dinosaurs.... (BTW, I stink at summaries. Can't you tell?)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/10/2002 - Pan, Vegeta
Don't Fear the Name 'Father' by Angel Eevee reviews
[T/P Oneshot] I'm not sure if this is exactly a 'romance', but work with me here. It's basically a mushy story in the light of Father's Day.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,173 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/17/2001 - Complete
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Hidden Eyes Telling Lies reviews
Get your Game on! Well this game's got a new player and she's changing everything. Starts in Season 1. Rated M for swearing, violence and sexual content. Pairings: Chazz/OC, Proshipping, and Spiritshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 241,952 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Chazz P./Manjōme J., Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., OC
Erased reviews
That's all I am. HIATUS Atem/OC, Puppyshipping, Tendershipping, Bronzeshipping
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,323 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Atem, OC