The Disembodied Head
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Joined 04-01-06, id: 1019964, Profile Updated: 07-07-08
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

ThE DisEmBOdIeD HeAD iS pLeASeD tO MeEt YOu

You can call me whatever you want.

I'm 16, and male.

I plan on killing myself before I get too old.

I like gardenias.

I LOVE gold and money.

I learn French and Japanese.

I want to be an optometrist, or work for ASIO.

I enjoy music; including any sort of metal (heavy, death, goth, industrial etc..), classical (mainly piano), techno, trance ect...

I really like saying fuck.

aND FoR ChrIStMas I waNT aN eVIl miNiON

I haven't posed anything in ages because since I've gotten back from my exchange, I haven't had any ideas; and Naruto isn't so good anymore

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The Optimist & The Pessimist by Jesus.Lives reviews
Series of drabbles on when miss hatefilled [Mai] met mr happy go lucky [Teo]. Up now: Another captured senario.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Mai - Complete
Blood by iamzuul reviews
kimi no vanilla suggested the summary should be: Kakashi and Kankurou meet and UST LIEK WOAH IT IS SO HOT, so now it is. [one shot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Kankuro, Kakashi H. - Complete
Black Cherry by Pump-Action Satisfaction reviews
Marik and Mai have some fun in the shower. [ twisted ] [ marikmai ]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Yami Marik, Mai K. - Complete
Death Whispers by beastofbloodgaara reviews
Written entirely in Gaara's point of veiw. Gaara has killed Sasuke and soon regrets it when all of his bottled up feelings come out. I am really really horrible at writing summaries, but this is my most well written work so far. flames and reveiws are bot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2005
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♂Isshoni♂ reviews
Gaara and Kiba together. Gayness
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Gaara, Kiba I. - Complete
¿Vermont¿ reviews
Gaara and Kiba. Snippets.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Gaara, Kiba I. - Complete
Doing a Dog reviews
Gaara’s take on his canine companion [GaaraxKiba]WARNINGS: Swearing, sex, mentions of zoophiliabestiality
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Gaara, Kiba I. - Complete