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Joined 04-02-06, id: 1020411, Profile Updated: 03-08-15
Author has written 25 stories for Pokémon.

Name: Khepri
Age: 23ish.
Sex:
No
Location:
Middle of Nowhere, Kansas
Birthday:
February 18th
OTP: Eliteundershipping (Aaron/Lucian)

Well hello there! I can't believe you've managed to find this account, after how long I've been inactive on this site. Most of the time I've just been traipsing around Tumblr, sometimes drawing, but most of the time I'm just really busy with college. I'm in school, and my major is interpreting for the Deaf with minors in anthropology and fine art.

I'm a multishipper - I will ship anything and everything, most of which will take little to no convincing. If there's something you'd like me to write that you haven't seen before, or a rarepair you love but hardly gets any recognition, send me a message and I'd be happy to give it a whirl if I have the chance!


THE AWESOME SECTION.

18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?
Volkner hitting on Mars? Well he could take advice from Saturn and ask "Are you wearing space pants? Because your butt is out of this world" and in turn have Mars tell him she doesn't wear pants.
Thank you, Renowned Obscurity!

Grr! Making fangirls squeal over vampires in public, when obviously that's only supposed to be done at home! I mean, just because Michael Jackson (R.I.P., king of pop) made crotch-grabbing outside of the house popular doesn't mean you can do that with everything!
Dragonluvr1993 said this in a review.

Khepri: And he has a plan for the girl. It involves knock out gas and a glass cutter.
Tex
: He going to kill'er.
Khepri
: No, he just wants to screw her. Again, because the authoress thinks this is a romance when it's clearly a twisted psychological mindfuck.
-Another bad book. The author can't write romance worth crap, but she's very good at the creeper part of it.

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The Punishment by thepunishment reviews
Post-game. As she regains control of Aperture, GLaDOS thinks of a far better punishment for Wheatley than floating through space for eternity. After being transferred back into his old human body and let loose in the facility, Wheatley vows to help Chell escape Aperture once and for all, but GLaDOS has other plans for the pair. Wheatley/Chell
Portal - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,668 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Wheatley, Chell
Good Vibrations by thepunishment reviews
Chell is cold and lonely. Wheatley decides to help. Core Wheatley/Chell
Portal - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,176 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Complete
A Comprehensive Guide to Drunk England by Keys2theKingdom reviews
...and the consequences thereof. Slight USUK, a bit explicit. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
Sparkler by Cerulean City reviews
We're never gonna stop going round and round. BurningLeafShipping; Red/Leaf, HGSS.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Red, Leaf - Complete
The NotSo Bad Touch by crimson-obsidian-rose reviews
Spain couldn't get to sleep, but oddly enough, that didn't bother him so much. France/Spain/Prussia, a completely innocent, fluffy Bad Touch Trio ficlet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Spain, France - Complete
Waltzing Through Life by AnarchyWarrioress reviews
Bertha's 50th anniversary is coming up and she's got one demand for the rest of the League: learn how to waltz. Waltzing lessons, nosy friends, and EliteUndershipping abound!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Aaron/Ryou, Lucian/Goyō - Complete
The Present by Cerulean City reviews
It's Aaron's birthday and Lucian is SOL on getting a present for the young Trainer…or is he? EliteUnderShipping; Lucian/Aaron. Bday Gift-fic for SuicidalToeSocks and d4 by default. More than slightly cracky.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Aaron/Ryou, Lucian/Goyō - Complete
The Ratata and the River by Bittersweet Romanticide reviews
While Brock is using the only pickup line that will ever work, Ash and Misty begin a long discussion of what part of Ash's anatomy will overpower his brain, not that the latter was of much use anyway. Slight AAML
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Jennaz life on hogwarts by VampirEyes reviews
jenna is a gurl who falls in love wiv a copkle of boys she cant choose, i suck at summareys but juz read, iz really coowl! written by my friend kaitlin
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 2/9/2007 - OC, Draco M.
Beautiful Nightmare by Vycksta reviews
Despite the tales of Canalave City's abandoned Harbor Inn and Barry's protesting, the determined Dawn felt compelled to spend the night there. It wasn't like she was going to run into the long unseen terror of nightmares, Darkrai, was she?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,013 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Dawn/Hikari, Darkrai - Complete
Inferiority by The Renowned Obscurity reviews
Aaron runs off after losing to another Bug-type Trainer and Lucian is sent to fetch the boy. That is, if he can find him first. Oneshot ::EliteUndershipping:: ::LucianxAaron:: Yaoi Warning, Written as a gift
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Aaron/Ryou, Lucian/Goyō - Complete
A Little Piece of Heaven by Damned Lolita reviews
A romance all over the place. Involves daffodils, Venus Flytraps, Contests, five-minute bets, and at the core, two boys in love.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
Paralyzer by entzunden reviews
Volkner and Flint go clubbing. Pretty straightforward, right? Not exactly. Ignitionshipping, explicit content. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,796 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Flint/Ōba, Volkner/Denzi - Complete
Paralyzer by DragonRose888 reviews
Gary's older sister, Mai, once pulled a plan that involved a restaurant, Ash, and several torturous makeover phases. Is Gary happy about the result? HELL YES. ShiShi OneShot Gary's POV
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
Power Outage Fun by Paperleaf reviews
[FlintxVolkner] Flint stops by the Sunyshore gym to visit Volkner, when the power goes out and they must find a way to restore it. Oneshot, Yaoi. :]
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
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More to Life than School reviews
"Give me a week to change your mind. If on Friday you aren't even willing to accept a date out of pity, you can go back to being your normal, academic self." Brawly strikes a deal with Roxanne, and if the surfing doesn't kill her, the Mario Kart will.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,582 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Brawly/Tōki, Roxanne/Tsutsuji
Short and Sweet reviews
For those stories that are just too short for oneshots and too cute to keep away from everyone. They're short, they're sweet, they're to the point, and they're there to satisfy that little romantic sweet tooth when it wants some attention. Assorted ships.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,308 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Aloe/Lenora, Burgh/Arty
Better than Tradition reviews
Daisy has this tradition of taking her sisters out for drinks when they hit the drinking age. This time it's Misty's turn, and Tracey's dragged along for the ride. But her sisters have another idea for a birthday surprise in mind. For Aron, Happy B-day!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,660 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Tracey S./Kenji, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
So Much the Same reviews
He stood there, almost as if he was expecting her. For the longest time since she stopped in front of him, neither said anything. But when he spoke, Lyra squeaked in surprise. "You must be Lyra," Red said. "I've heard lots of stories about you."
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,913 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Lyra/Kotone, Red - Complete
Gambling Man reviews
A few intense games of billiards at the Game Corner, in which Lyra is the winner every time, cause Silver to accept her next challenge. But nothing can ever be a simple game between the rivals, and the stakes are raised to make the game interesting...
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Silver/Rival, Lyra/Kotone - Complete
From Cousin to Cousin reviews
Who would have thought Lance and Clair would have the same weakness? Lance/Lyra Fluff.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Lance/Wataru, Clair/Ibuki - Complete
What a Pro reviews
Lucian liked making lists. They kept life organized. Whenever he was too confused about something, it always helped to make a list. Right now he was confused, and his Pro and Con list about Aaron was not helping. In fact, it was doing just the opposite.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Aaron/Ryou, Lucian/Goyō
There Are No Happy Endings reviews
How often do they fight? More than they thought. How often does he yell? Almost never. Is it going to be the end? He's not sure. He's stuck in a world of books. He's still immature. One thing's for sure, there are no happy endings.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Aaron/Ryou, Lucian/Goyō - Complete
The Perfect Present reviews
Saturn had gotten Jupiter the greatest and most thoughtful present for her birthday, and it's her turn to return the favor, but she can't think of a single thing that would compare! And recruiting Mars helping isn't doing Jupiter any favors, either...
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Jupiter, Saturn
26 Ways to Say I Love You reviews
The Alphabet Challenge issued by A Rose for Me-A Rose for You! 26 letters, 26 prompts, and 26 different pairings! Final Chapter: Ashyboyshipping - Duplica/Gary. Prompt: Zenith. Make sure you read the long Author's Notes, too.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 62,599 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Gary O./Shigeru, Duplica/Imite - Complete
Her Pink Skirt reviews
Three years after their departure in Iron Island, Dawn and Riley meet up again, each with new experiences and stories added to their history. But Dawn still thinks she's treated like a kid, even at age sixteen... Sequel to "His Blue Hat," Ironwillshipping
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,879 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Dawn/Hikari, Riley/Gen - Complete
The Pidgey and the Beedril reviews
There is a reason Cyrus made up Rule Six. However, when two of his commanders choose not to follow it, he has to explain it to them. And the entirety of Team Galactic as well... It almost makes you feel sorry for Mars and Saturn, doesn't it?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Cyrus/Akagi - Complete
His Blue Hat reviews
Dawn, after a humiliating loss to Byron, heads over to Iron Island to train, determined to face him again and win this time. But while in the cave, she meets a new and interesting man that leaves her red-faced and speechless. Dawn/Riley
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Dawn/Hikari, Riley/Gen - Complete
There Won't Be a Next Time reviews
So it's finally happened. Drew and May are officially 'going out,' and are going on their very first date ever! However, in accordance with Murphy's Law, anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, the date is, to put it politely, less than perfect...
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/30/2008 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete
Genderbending reviews
Flint has a thing for Volkner. The only thing is, as far as he knows, his best friend only goes for girls. So Flint has the other League members help him change a few things to make this work...:Ignitionshipping:
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,389 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Flint/Ōba, Volkner/Denzi - Complete
The Old Chateau reviews
After a bout of boredom nearly kills them, the Elite Four find a new way to amuse themselves. Flint wins the biggest bet, and Aaron and Lucian have to spend the night in the creepy Old Chateau now. Dust and ghosts; how much more appealing could it get?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,089 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Aaron/Ryou, Lucian/Goyō - Complete
On Shyness and Sophistication reviews
Aaron's first kiss was stolen by a girl who tried to battle the League. He was saving that kiss for someone else though. Flint knows who, and he'll be damned if he doesn't get the two together! When one is too shy and the other too smart, what's he to do?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,063 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Aaron/Ryou, Lucian/Goyō - Complete
Deep Thinking reviews
Even Wes has a soft side. It just takes a little knock in his stubborn head to let it out. Colosseumshipping for Valentine's Day fluff.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Wes/Leo, Rui/Mirei - Complete
Are you Wearing Space Pants? reviews
Commander Mars has just started Team Galactic, and Saturn already has his eye on her. Trouble is, he's girl shy. Neptune has the bright idea of telling him to use pickup lines to get her, and Saturn takes his advice. One would think he'd have more sense..
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,094 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
A Certain Someone reviews
Tis the holiday season, and May gets a request from Drew to help him with something. Between fangirls and her insane parents, May gets to spend the rest of the day with Drew, but she doesn't know what to make of it all... Happy Holidays, Fanfiction!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/15/2007 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete
Death by Cake Mix reviews
That's as good as any mixer! Blending and mixing are the same things anyways, right?" he said, rushing the bowl of what would soon be vanilla frosting to the blender. Of all the things he may be, Jimmy is not a baker, no matter how hard he tries.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Jimmy/Kenta, Marina - Complete
Keep Your Friends Close reviews
It's now four Or five years later. Drew has been invited, yet again, the the anual Reunion of the Grand Festival winners. Only this time, May actually shows up, and Drew's stuck between a rock and a hard place. She's changed so much... They both have.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/30/2007 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete
Her Number 2 reviews
Boys are like pencils. Some are sharper than others. May ponders things over, and the next morning, finds something she would never have suspected. Poor Drew, he's so flustered.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/29/2006 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete
Greatest Beauty reviews
Jessie looked on in awe of what was before her. Possibly the most beautiful creature this side of the world! And it could never be hers...
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Jessie/Musashi - Complete
Hardly Perfect reviews
Another contest, another competition, and May and Drew are at the heart of it all. But when one comment goes awry, they both seem lost to what happens after. Typical of Drew to let his big mouth run the show, isn't it?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/31/2006 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete
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