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Joined 04-02-06, id: 1020427, Profile Updated: 08-04-14
Author has written 16 stories for Blue's Clues, Naruto, Death Note, La Corda D'Oro, Code Geass, After School Nightmare, Megami Tensei, Kobato/こばと。, Twilight, and Reimei no Arcana/黎明のアルカナ.

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Breaker by Shire.Conspire reviews
Who will break whom? "BB, when you deprive something, it starves," she all but whispered. "So then, when you give it a taste, it becomes ravenous."
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 146,382 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
The Loving Kind by thimbles reviews
There were nine words on the square of paper. Nine simple words that I have waited over a year to hear: "I was wrong. I miss you. I love you." My biggest mistake was falling in love with Bella. My second was telling her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 116,128 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Until The Stars Fall by PenCorp reviews
He would ghost her steps, until the stars fell from the sky. NejiHina. New title, with credit to Sunako No Ai, because I sincerely liked her idea much better.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,313 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Neji H., Hinata H.
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Kiss Cam
AU. Caesar and Nakaba head to a local baseball game where they are featured on the Kiss Cam.
Reimei no Arcana/黎明のアルカナ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/19 - [Nagaba, Caesar] - Complete
Intoxication reviews
NejixHina. A secret love affair seems exciting in the beginning . . . but all good things must come to an end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Neji H., Hinata H.
Into the Fire reviews
Bella receives an assignment for an art class that results in tension when she tells Edward. Will this take their relationship to the next level? "I'm not going to let you look up erect phalluses on the Internet, Bella." Extended first chapter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Exam 10? Opposite Day reviews
Two-shot. Kobato learns about the Earth holiday "Opposite Day" the hard way from Fujimoto-san. Somewhat of a mild crack fic.
Kobato/こばと。 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Kobato H., Kiyokazu F.
Fine Tuning reviews
AU. Yunoki is a sour CEO for a company. Kahoko gets hired to be his secretary, the third one that month. Can she uncover what's hidden in his heart?
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,173 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Kahoko H., Azuma Y.
Steps For Seduction reviews
Oneshot. If this seduction was going to work she couldn’t be meek or submissive. She needed to come up with a game plan and she needed to act on it. ChihiroxMinato.
Megami Tensei - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Minato A. - Complete
Interruption reviews
KakaHina. As the forest clearing got further away Hinata began to get anxious. It seemed like a long walk from the training grounds to the Hokage’s office when walking with someone as intimidating as Kakashi. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Hinata H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Tempest in a Teacup reviews
Oneshot. Whenever eating alone, Mashiro always preferred sitting outside. That was one reason why his good mood instantly soured when he pushed open the glass door to the outside terrace and came face-to-face with Sou Mizuhashi.
After School Nightmare - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
One Rainy Night reviews
HinaKiba. Oneshot. It begins raining and Kiba takes Hinata home.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Intuition reviews
It was obvious, very obvious, that Ryoutaro Tsuchiura and Kazuki Hihara were a gay couple. Now all she had to do was prove it. Nami Amou's POV. Humor. x3
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Nami A., Ryoutaro T. - Complete
Arthur Imprisoned reviews
Parody of, and subsequently spoilers for, episode 16. Before Mao got the idea to kidnap Nunally he went for . . . Arthur? What about cat porn? Oh my . . . 0.o Crack, obviously.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Lelouch L. - Complete
Bipolar reviews
Kahoko and Azuma meet up on the rooftop of their school. Azuma wants to apologize for how he's treated her . . . NOT! Bwahaha. No really, he does . . . not? Yunoki's bipolar.
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Kahoko H., Azuma Y. - Complete
Cake reviews
Crack. Warning: Really more about cake than anything. Written while on a sugar high. Involves cake, L, Jumanji, cars, heart attacks . . .
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Flavor of Life reviews
Kakashi likes his women like he likes his ice cream. KakaHina. xD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Hinata H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Candy Corn reviews
SasuHina. Hinata convinces Sasuke to let him pick her Halloween costume but only if she can pick his. Bwahaha :3
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blue's Clues: The Lost Episode reviews
A deranged version of Blue's Clues. Steve is obsessed with opening letters, Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper are immigrants, and preschoolers love the handy dandy notebook. XD
Blue's Clues - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Complete
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  1. Yunoki & Kahoko: Kicking Puppies
    Anime/Manga La Corda D'Oro