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Joined 04-03-06, id: 1020644, Profile Updated: 09-05-08
Author has written 17 stories for Bartimaeus Trilogy, Greek Mythology, Inheritance Cycle, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Charlie Bone, Pirates of the Caribbean, Artemis Fowl, and Calvin & Hobbes.

THE QUOTATION SECTION, WHICH I WILL CHANGE EVERY NOW AND THEN:

To pore upon a book

To seek the light of truth

--William Shakespeare, Love's Labours Lost

UPDATE

I know, I know. I haven't updated for almost a year now. I am SO SORRY SO SORRY SO SORRY SO SORRY. But, you know, it's not easy coming back to a house after three years over seas and trying to simultaneously get used to schoolwork loads, go through puberty gracefully, unpack three years of boxes, AND try to clean up after three different renters.

Do you honestly blame me for taking so long.

Well yeah, I kinda do. But never fear! The next chapter of Nouda's Revenge is well on its way! (Sht, I've been working on it for more than two years now.)

IMPORTANT--IMPORTANT--IMPORTANT--IMPORTANT--IMPORTANT--IMPORTANT--IMPORTANT

I have joined the Grammar cult, where the god Grammar is worshipped with openheartedness and love for his namesake. Currently, Mrs. Alichay Sohma is the high priest and I'm the current underling. If you would like to join, let me or Mrs. Alichay Sohma know and we'll see if you pass the test. As my fellow cult member said: "Join against the evil which claims FanFiction and enjoy the revelation of good grammar!


Works in Progress (in order of number of reviews)

Nouda's Revenge (Bartimaeus Trilogy)(15 chapters)
The Thoughts Poetic (Harry Potter)(5 chapters)

True Stories of Misunderstood Beasts (2 chapters) The SecretKeeper's Betrayal (Harry Potter)(3 chapters)

Completed Works (refer to sentence in above parentheses) At last, something with more than one chapter is completed!

Hit the Road, Jack (Pirates of the Caribbean)(Oneshot)
Three Instances (Eragon)(4 chapters)
Interview with Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)(Oneshot)
The Graveyard (Harry Potter)(Oneshot)
Genius (Artemis Fowl)(Oneshot)
Over the Cliff (Greek Mythology)(Oneshot)
The Death of Uncle Monty (A Series of Unfortunate Events)(Oneshot)
Taken (Charlie Bone)(Oneshot)
To Valinor (Lord of the Rings)(Oneshot)
Cracked Pottery (Harry Potter)(Oneshot)
ExCriminal (Artemis Fowl)(Oneshot)
Time To Go (A Series of Unfortunate Events)(Oneshot)

~~PLANNED STORIES~~

Currently, none...

~-~Please feel free to give me a challenge any time you want~-~

Who am I?

Normal guy. Brown hair, blue eyes. European and Jewish by heritage. I've lived in California (9 years), South Korea (2 years), and Taiwan (1 year). And now I've been back in California for just over a year. (You've probably guessed by now that I DEFINITELY wasn't thirteen when I joined this site.)

And I'm starting to look at that great monstrous beast by the name of... GASP! HIGH SCHOOL!! AAAAAAAAHHH!

What kinds of books do I like?

Harry Potter comes to mind first, of course, but it's also definitely not my favorite. (Especially since Book 7 was a #@ing piece of sh#tty #@ing sh#t. Hee hee. That felt good to get that out of my system.)

I love the Pendragon series, the Percy Jackson series, Inkheart, Gregor the Overlander, anything Jack London, anything Hermann Hesse, Bartimaeus Trilogy, Lord of the Rings, Monster Blood Tattoo, Octavian Nothing, Maximum Ride, Artemis Fowl, Lemony Snicket/Daniel Handler, Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett... I could go on and on, but you'd get bored.

Okay... What about movies? Any favorite actors or actresses?

I think Johnny Depp is one of the greatest modern-day actors (and no, I'm not a girl so you can't blame it on hormones). And his singing voice was REVEALED in Sweeney Todd, which is one of my favorite musicals (and now movies) of all time. Gone With the Wind is fabulous as well... Um... Groucho is cool, too...

Argh! I wanted to see Get Smart... But I didn't get to... Waaaaaahhh...

Yeah, but... what about music? Or am I just a full-blown book nerd with dashes of movies thrown in?

Nope, in my universe, music has quickly become one of the dominating forces. I have great respect for the Beatles, Supertramp, Frank Sinatra, Sex Pistols, and the 'Stones. The Beatles, mainly.

But! Those are the ones I respect.

Now come the ones I am obsessed with...

My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy (FOB was the band that first got me into music) Maroon 5, Coldplay, Daughtry, 3 Doors Down, Nickelback, Nirvana, OneRepublic... Oh, and I think David Archuleta is awesome. I hope his album is a hell of a lot better than his new single.

Of those, the ones I am uber-rabidly obsessed with are

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!!

FALL OUT BOY!!

3 DOORS DOWN!!

COLDPLAY!! (And not just Viva La Vida, I love their old stuff too)

AND MAROON 5!! (Last but not least)

Ta-ta and all that,

a-n

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When Hope Has Failed by SongxOfxGlory reviews
Harry returns to England after four years of hiding from his loved ones in America. But the reason for his return isn't exactly what everyone thought. He's come back to protect someone that has become important to him in the past four years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,922 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Seeking Ginny by Casca reviews
For years Ginny Weasley has tried to stop her feelings for Harry Potter. She's even uprooted her life. But what happens when it's time to come face to face with him again?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 165,816 - Reviews: 1835 - Favs: 1,724 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/21/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Why Canon and Fanon Don't Mix by alsdssg reviews
What happens when Eragon and his friends come across a Mary Sue fan fic? Why, pure chaos, that's what. Please R & R.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,739 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 1/16/2007
How Things Could Have Been by ice-connoisseur reviews
AU. '20 years,' she spat angrily, 'of nothing but blackness, and you say you hold the key to it. I don't care about your 'concerns'. Give me back my past.' Lily and James Potter died on 31st October, 1981. Or not, as the case may be...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 158,093 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Lily Evans P.
One Piece Earth by kuro's girl reviews
College student Jessica Morrows saves Luffy from being run over in Manhattan and invites the Straw Hats to her apartment. Now fate has brought her to the One Piece world. Can she get back to Manhattan?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Complete
Rewind! by ChildInMe reviews
In Lightning Thief, Percy and Annabeth are caught on video on the Tunnel of Love. Zeus has a clever idea soon after. I have no idea why I chose this title.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 96 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Complete
Redwall Jokes by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
Various favourite jokes of mine altered to fit the Redwall universe. Thoroughly silly, but fun.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 7/30/2003
Harry Potter Discovers Fanfiction by xAndromedaBlackx reviews
The title says it all. Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny are at Hermione's house, getting ready to go out and search for Horcruxes, when Hermione stumbles across a fanfiction website on her computer… Hilarity ensues! I hope so, anyway. Rating for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,191 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 4/5/2007
Handkerchief by Kindre Turnany reviews
DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS! George caught sight of Fred to his left and turned, grinning, to welcome him back. But beside him he found only an old mirror.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Don't Underestimate Me! by Turin resurrected reviews
Artemis and Butler, the ideal team? Backtrack to their early days: Toddler Artemis refuses to let Butler 'order' him and the Green Beret commander would rather die than admit that he has finally met his match IN A ONE YEAR OLD BABY!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,726 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Butler, Artemis F. - Complete
Jealous Yet? by just-call-me-plain-miss-vain reviews
Lily loves James. James ignores Lily. There's a perfect way to sort this whole thing out...Go out with James' friend and make him as jealous as you can! Simple...Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,974 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Respect by 0oxymoronic0 reviews
Respect: esteem for a sense of the worth or excellence of a person, a personal quality or ability. Funny thing, eh? How a battle weary djinni might earn some respect for someone. Ridiculous notion. Absurd. Yet completely true.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
Employee of the Month by Tora and TheEvilestGirlChild reviews
If Artemis Fowl was not a criminal, what would he be? Drabbles about Artemis choosing a career. Funny. Very funny.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 9,181 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Artemis F.
Shadow of the Serpent by KEDme reviews
The sequel to Home Alone. Harry is whisked away to an ancient island to be trained in Occlumency. What he finds is another complication to add to his already complicated life. New friends, new enemies, lots of angst. HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 237,654 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 3/8/2007 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Asking Out Lily Evans by xAndromedaBlackx reviews
James Potter asks Lily Evans out. She rejects him. The end…or is it? JPLE oneshot, humor. Dialogue. MWPPL era.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Luna Blinked by codenamelily reviews
I do blink, replied Luna. But sometimes it changes things. NevilleLuna, post Hogwarts years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Miss You by ItsLukasBondevik reviews
Being gone three years took a hard impact on Artemis, who was now almost eighteen. But what about the people he left behind, his parents, Butler, and… Minerva? [ArtyxMinnie] [R&R Please]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Artemis F.
The Seventh Horcrux by Melindaleo reviews
Harry has to decide who to trust as he moves closer to fulfilling his destiny. Will he be able to find and destroy all the Horcruxes? And at what price? Will he be able to find the strength within himself? And…can he do it and still get the girl
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 318,173 - Reviews: 1486 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
My Friend Voldemort by Masako Moonshade reviews
AVADA KEDAVERA! Voldemort shouted, his wand pointed at the girl. She fell to the ground, unmoving. Satisfied, he turned away, then froze. He heard laughter... Voldemort has met his match. UPDATED AT LAST
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,958 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/26/2006 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Voldemort
Trick Step by The Lone Drunk Elf reviews
James wants to ask Lily a very CERTAIN question. How will she react? Throw in a weekday curfew and a castle where the furniture is determined to get our couple together and see what happens. LJ, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 223 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
In by Backroads reviews
We all know it could happen... what happens when the latest trend changes a certain lady's allignment?
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Esme S., Count O. - Complete
The Sorceress Diaries: Book One by Silvver Phoenix reviews
(The Summer) Hermione begins a diary in 5th year & begins to pour into it her thoughts & feelings about the changes around her: in the wizarding world, at Hogwarts, in one best friend's temper & behaviour, & in the way she thinks and feels about the other
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,989 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/29/2003 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Hermione G.
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Nouda's Revenge reviews
How do we know Nouda is gone? Nathaniel's come back in the most unexpected way. Kitty roams the world. Bartimaeus wonders. Now they must defeat Nouda once and for all. Chapter 15 is OUT! Please read and review.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,557 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 4/21/2006
Three Instances reviews
Quoth Orik: 'In times of misfortune it [higher floors of Tronjheim] can house our entire nation. There have only been three instances...' But what were those three instances? A look at the history of Tronjheim. COMPLETE AT LAST 10.24.07! CHAP 4 IS BEST!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Complete
Retribution reviews
Calvin had never thought he would ever sympathize with his parents. But now he's a dad himself. Oneshot, drabble.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Time To Go reviews
Prebooks, Olaf tries to convince Kit to leave VFD with him. Set in play form, some OlafKit. Rated for swearing. [oneshot]
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Count O., Kit S. - Complete
Cracked Pottery reviews
He had walked in on them, kissing, and it had killed him. No, really, it had. Onesided DracoGinny angst fic. [drabble][oneshot][implied character death]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Draco M. - Complete
ExCriminal reviews
What they never mentioned is that when your soulmate lies dead, your life replays a thousand times, with every hurtful moment amplified... [oneshot][companion piece to Genius]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Artemis F. Senior - Complete
Interview with Jack Sparrow reviews
Well. I wonder, what could this be? An interview, possibly? With Jack Sparrow, of all people? Yup. Faintly humorous, if somewhat dirty. [oneshot]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Genius reviews
When people looked at him, they did not see Artemis Fowl, the boy who had recently lost his mother. When they looked at him, they thought 'There goes boy genius.' Artemis rants.[oneshot][implied character death][companion piece to ExCriminal]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Artemis F. - Complete
Hit the Road, Jack reviews
When Jack gets drunk, he goes to Elizabeth's ship to seduce her. Onboard he meets a landsick sailor, a threatening first mate, and a foulmouthed Will Jr. Will he succeed in his quest? Not if Elizabeth has anything to say about it... [oneshot][songfic]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
The Thoughts Poetic reviews
A series of poems, detailing various characters feelings for one another. Fifth poem UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Ginny W., Lily Evans P.
The SecretKeeper's Betrayal reviews
A revised threepart story about Peter's betrayal, the death of the Potters, Sirius' madness, and the defeat of Voldemort. THIRD CHAPTER UP! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,927 - Reviews: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Sirius B., Peter P. - Complete
Taken reviews
When he was young, they came for him. And he knew why. [drabble][oneshot]
Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
Over the Cliff reviews
Oneshot. Ariadne awakes alone on Naxos. Rated for swearing.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
To Valinor reviews
Drabble: On the ship to the Undying Lands, Frodo has one last question.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Frodo B., Gandalf - Complete
True Stories of Misunderstood Beasts reviews
Well, who said the gods always got it right? Originally a oneshot. First the Sphinx, then Cetus. Rating may go up. Note: I could REALLY use some reviews for the Cetus chapter!
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/26/2007 - Published: 5/18/2006
The Graveyard reviews
Harry visits his parents' graves and his former home. Oneshot. Slight HG, slight RHr. Written before DH came out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Death of Uncle Monty reviews
Missing moment from 'The Reptile Room'.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Uncle Monty, Count O. - Complete