Author has written 9 stories for Maximum Ride, Crescent Moon, Avatar: Last Airbender, Eternal Sabbath, Naruto, Clique, Numb3rs, and Lord of the Rings.
Name: I have lots of them!
Country:...isn't there a little flag or something on this page that tells you that?
Favorite Food: Chocolate or tortilla chips
Favorite Song: (right now anyways...) Hero by Nickelback, Fall for You by Secondhand Serenade
Favorite Movie: Little Miss Sunshine
Favorite Show: Numb3rs, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Naruto
Favorite Book: Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Twilight, The Name of the Wind (best book ever!!)
Sooo...I haven't exactly been the best author ever...in fact, I don't think I've updated in at least 6 months...I had stuff written honest! Then my computer crashed and I lost everything...yeah I know, you've heard it all before. If I still have readers out there, I regret to tell you that there will probably be no updates until June of 2010, since I will be spending the next ten or so months in a youth exchange program in another country (fwee!!)...Kudos to anyone who reads this :D I love you all, even if I don't know you! Never fear! I shall return someday as a better, more cultured writer! Namaste!
JUST READ THIS QUOTE...yeah okay...you might not like it...but I LAUGHED:
Suspect: -acting crazy and brandishing video camera while rolling on floor- I won't go peacfully!!
Colby: -very calmly pulls out can from his belt- Will you go with pepper spray?
A List of Stories:
Weakness for Numb3rs...Status: In-Progress
The Ring Goes to Boston for Lord Of The RIngs...Status: In-Progress
Not So Alone for Maximum Ride...Status: Might as well be dead...coming down soon...
APC for The Clique...Status: On Hiatus
The Flame Healer for Avatar: The Last Airbender...Status: On Hiatus...will be revamped someday
Ralina for Crescent Moon...Status: On Hiatus...probably permanent
Hello for Naruto...Status: Complete
No One Cared for Eternal Sabbath...Status: Complete
At The End Of The Day...Status: Complete
Enough about that!
I thought I'd have a ton of time so I started a lot of stories and then signed up for an AP course...oopsie...so, updates will be sporadic at best.
I LOVE REVIEWS, EVEN THE BAD ONES.
A little section for ranting:
I dislike MarySues...intensely...If I think your character is one, I will tell you and I hope you'll return the favor for me because wasn't as aware when I wrote some of my stories. There is no excuse for them. They are not cool. They are not funny. And parodies about them are so cliche that unless they're REALLY well done, they make me want to puke.
I also dislike receiving negative comments because I leave constructive criticism. CONSTRUCTIVE is the operative word there. If you think it's not constructive or you want to know more, feel free to argue with me using private messaging but don't leave snide little comments in your own reviews because that's just rude and immature, and it also clogs someone's review page with nasty things; I'll PM you over that one.
I actually do like writing and people...it's not all so bad. I'll add positive comments soon!! :D
The road to mediocrity is littered with empty ketchup packets -some random sign I saw
Never attribute to malice, that which can be easily explained by stupidity -fanfic author...can't remember which...DON'T KILL ME.
If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are- Dorothea from City of Bones
"Stop frigging raping me!" - a guy in my gym class while we were playing flag football, said to the guys trying to deflag him.
Life is like shampoo. We lather and rinse but the repeat is mandatory. -one of my friends having a philosophical moment.
"It's okay Appa. He's just jealous because he doesn't have an arrow on his forehead" - Aang, and yes I realize that episode was about five years ago...legit...FIVE...I'm so old...:(
"I would if everyone would just TALK STOPPING!" -my new English teacher having a bad day with our very talkative class
"It says to put the pie on a baking sheet and put it in the oven...Hey...what's a baking sheet?" - my sister...she's in 6th grade -sweatdrop-
Sokka: (to Yue) Yeah, I'm kind of like a prince back home.
Katara: -snorts-Prince of what?
Sokka: Could you excuse me? I'm trying to have a conversation here
Katara: (sarcastically) -bows- My apologies, Prince Sokka
Larry: You could come live with me, but I don't live anywhere...
River: You are afraid...
Book: Well...-gulps-...yes, I am very afraid...
River: You are afraid that we are going to run out of air
Book: -nods- Yes.
River: -musing- But we aren't going to...
Book: -looks surprised-
River: -still musing, but cheerful-...we'll freeze to death first.
Book: -looks horrified-
Book: -glaring- If you take sexual advantage of her, you will go to a special level of hell reserved for child molesters and people who talk in the theater.
Mal: umm...uh...um...hah...Preacher, you got a smutty mind!
Colby: I guess this means I should cancel my plans for tonight?
Liz: Hah, Granger, like you HAD any plans...
I always imagined that the spoon was a girl and the fork and the knife were boys. And the spoon had to marry the knife which is why they're on the same side of the plate but the knife was evil (cause he cuts things) but the spoon was in love with the fork and the fork couldn't get to the spoon because he would have to walk across the plate and... Don't laugh! I was really serious! -another friend in English class
:D That's all for now! Namaskar, mere dost!
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