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I am the almighty Youkai Riri-chan! Fear-eth me! cough Right. Anyhow, I am the authoress of two wonderful stories (at least in my opinion and that's all that matters, right?), one of which is complete and the other is in the making.

I have been writing for the absurd amount of time of three months. Hah! Peachy isn't it? I've found out that a word that sounds just like peachy in Portuguese means penis, the male reproductive instrument (nyah). I was also poked fun of ruthlessly by a Bolivian while in Switzerland for that little slip up. Anywho, I'm supposed to be talking about myself right? Right.

As you all know, my lovely pen name is Youkai Riri-chan (long and drawn out just like I like it... the words damn it!). I am a female at the tender age of 17 (birthdate, January 1990) with raging hormones to spare. Anybody want them? Wait, on second thought... I'll keep them since that's what allows me to write all the Boy Love possible.

I have lived in the U.S.A. for ten years and can't wait to get out of there permanently. I hate it. But what of the other six years, you ask. Well, I was born and raised in Cuba. A country that while is poor economically, is rich in culture. Visit if you have a traveling soul (after that fucker Castro dies, of course). The beaches at the bomb! God, I sound like a traveling agent.

I am small and compact. I am as tall as the Twin Towers were short. Okay... not that short but pretty damn close. I'm only... 5' 2"! It sucks. I weigh 103 pounds and my stupid doctors says I'm underweight. Well, excuse me for not being perfect. There are 6th graders taller than me. Nyah!

I am a big supporter of Gay Rights anywhere I go, even though all my family members are Christians. I'm an atheist, by the way.

I am obsessed with yaoi, my computer, anime, yuri, manga, writing, reading, hentai (hehe), Japan, my computer, and yaoi. I can hate about anything in this world so I'm going to spare you a life time of reading. My mom says I need anger management, but that's not true. All teens dream about killing their stepfathers, right? Right.


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The Time of Love and Rogues by Maizeysugah reviews
After fools have meddled with time and unintentionally created a more powerful and immortal Dark Lord than the Wizarding World already knew, Lord Voldemort gives himself a gift in his past, a little brother named Harry Potter. TMRHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,427 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Love Me Not by Sky-eyed Kitsune reviews
Sasuke had no idea that nailing the spot for the writer of G!amor:us Magazine and the Beneath the Stars column would lead into falling for the hottest young actor and model in Japan! sasunaru, kibanaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,996 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Say You Love Me by Lola Little reviews
AU Lord Snape gets more than he bargained for when he stops to repair his carriage at the Dursley estate. Deaf and horribly abused, Harry Potter has lived a nightmarish life. Can Severus help the boy and still manage to keep his desires in check? SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,514 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 1,919 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
Darkest Hour by Lady Silverwings reviews
Young Harry Potter struggles to make his parents proud after being born a shameful squib. He soon forges a dark, dangerous friendship with the only person who seems to understand his deep need to prove his worth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,412 - Reviews: 1809 - Favs: 3,023 - Follows: 3,681 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Life Renovations by Windseeker2305 reviews
Sometimes people are forced to make many changes in thier lives in order to survive.After a summer of torture with the Dursleys,Harry goes into a magical coma,where he decides many things that could very well change the Wizarding World forever. DM/HP SLAS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 298,913 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 3,457 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,344 - Reviews: 2289 - Favs: 2,705 - Follows: 2,715 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Welcome to Yaoi High by eftee reviews
Discontinued. There is a revised version out called "Namikaze."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 122,673 - Reviews: 2043 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Facade of Innocence by Koinaka reviews
What would happen if Lucius Malfoy, not Hagrid, was the person to find Harry in the wreckage of Godric's Hollow? His action sets off a chain of events that will leave the wizarding world - and a certain Potions Master - reeling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 64,724 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Pathetic Me by darkmorsmordreheart reviews
DM&HP. For the lovely pathetic-me, who requested this story waaaaaay too long ago. I'm such a bad person! Ginny leaves Harry for Neville, but Draco Malfoy is there to pick up the broken pieces. Lots of yumminess ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,803 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Kitty, Want Some Candy? by VanityWantsYou reviews
Sasuke had taken the small cub in as his son, but he definitely hadn't expected the boy to fall in love with him... nor had he expected to fall for him too. SasuNaru ItaKyuu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,369 - Reviews: 2575 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 1,429 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Missing Valentine by trulywicked reviews
Sasuke is waiting for a valentine from a certain person while thinking of past valentines. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Snakes and Sand by Random Dispatcher reviews
Gaara of the Sand needs a friend and the Dursley's have just given baby Harry away. It's a NarutoHarry Potter Crossover with a GaaraHarry pairing! Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,069 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 1,800 - Follows: 2,234 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Harry P., OC
My Pet by PegasusRider reviews
Sesshoumaru and Kagome have the perfectly normal life of being the 'master and pet'. But as darkness threatens Japan and Sesshoumaru finds himself consumed with thoughts of Kagome, will they be able to survive each other? Alternate Endings added!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,441 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Paraselenic by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
ºHPTR / HPLVº With maturity comes understanding, and Harry understands just fine. After ten years in training, Harry returns to the moment he left…with a whole new plan for himself. ºThe Light will never know what hit itº Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 221,605 - Reviews: 3753 - Favs: 4,970 - Follows: 2,506 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Life Agendas by Windseeker2305 reviews
SEQUEL to Life Renovations and 2nd book of Life Cycle trilogy. Harry and Draco's 7th year has started and along with that, a new order is rising. The Wizarding World will never be the same again. DM/HP,along with other pairings. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 687,154 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 1,768 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Incurable, Unfettered and Unrestrained by Jaylee1 reviews
Never let it be said that Leonard McCoy was not loyal in love.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/4/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
The Worthy Father by GayRain reviews
Harry’s a magical creature? What’s new? Oh yeah, he needs to choose a father for his children. After all, being a Mathayan means he’ll want to give birth to strong children. At least 12 of them. MPREG, DRACO/HARRY, BOTTOM!HARRY!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,876 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Spock? Or not to Spock? by Kerchan reviews
Spock x Kirk. Somehow Spock has been split into his two conflicting halves! One is Human and one is Vulcan but they can both agree on one thing: they want Jim. Very Mature
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,118 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Heat by KeeblerGirl1208 reviews
Jim wanted Spock so badly, and fantasized about him constantly. And then, one day he gets what he wants. K/S. Very Mature. Slash. This story is dedicated to the lovely Kerchan.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/29/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Perfect Morning by Rice-Ball247 reviews
Collecting Kisses-verse - Harry needs two showers the morning after Draco proposes. Wonder why...? Prequel to CK. DMHP, oneshot, fluffsmut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Prove It! by la fille des legumes reviews
McCoy challenges Kirk's knowledge of male sexuality. Kirk dares him to porve his claim. Writen as fill for a promt on the new Kink Meme on LJ. Please read the warnings at the top of the fic!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/22/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Licentious by KounetsuDeb reviews
Harry is home alone when someone breaks into his house, whatever is our Boy-Who-Lived to do? SLASH! LEMON! Harry/Duo! PWP! ONESHOT! COMPLETE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Harry P., Duo M. - Complete
Kiss by VulcanCheesecake reviews
AU Oneshot. Jim Kirk is working as a hooker on the backstreets of San Francisco. He's not really happy, but it's constant. Until someone comes along and changes all that.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
The Perfect Wife by slytherin-nette reviews
TPG Sequel: As the Mistress of the Malfoy family and the Ministry’s top Unspeakable, Jaimee “Harry” Potter discovers the time management, stealth, sanity and morning sickness necessary to become the perfect wife. Hilarity ensues! DM/femHP. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 264,650 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Doctor Bones by ArwendeImladris reviews
Captain Kirk goes to sickbay for his physical. Doctor Bones is very…ahem…thorough. Bones/Jim slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 10/13/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Reward Or Punishment? by ArwendeImladris reviews
Bones/Jim/Spock slash. Jim’s lovers find out about his past as a stripper – and they are not happy that he kept it from them. Of course, Jim always gets his way in the end…
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/13/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Tattoo Princess by ArwendeImladris reviews
Jim wakes up from a night of wild partying with a new tattoo. He tries to convince Bones to heal him…but his best friend has something better in mind. Bones/Jim slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/12/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Sweet Dreams by KibaSin reviews
One cannot help what passes through their subconscious while they sleep, or what plays upon their minds eye, but that doesn't mean they can't enjoy it. Hiei x Kagome x Yusuke; Yu Yu Hakusho x Inuyasha; Edited version
Crossover - Inuyasha & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Kagome H., Hiei - Complete
Princess by Rice-Ball247 reviews
Draco and Harry's fluffy anniversary dinner, followed by a hot, steamy evening, and a twist at the end! DMHP, oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Our Glorious Return by DragonAmante reviews
After several years, Draco Malfoy returns to England to take up a Ministry position. But who is the stranger with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,062 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Time Will Tell by Twisted Vixen reviews
The handful of meetings between Uchiha Itachi and Uzumaki Naruto were always intense. Who’d have thought there was an underlying reason for it? Yaoi, ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,369 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Legend by Anguissette reviews
The success of the Uchiha clan begun with the Kyuubi and it will end with the Kyuubi. -SasuNaru, ItaNaru, Uchihas/Naru-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,886 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Perfect Girl by slytherin-nette reviews
Hunting season has just begun and Draco Malfoy, heir to the Malfoy line, starts his relentless pursuit of the perfect bride with high qualifications. No girl matches up to his standards. Until fate creates one for him! Draco/femHarry. FINALLY COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 413,689 - Reviews: 2069 - Favs: 2,367 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Twisted Shots, Anyone? by Civil Enough reviews
Nope, you’re not dating him Sasuke. It’s just that you like staring, kissing , having wild sex, and being crazily possessive about him to a stalker-like extent while refusing to admit what you really feel for him all the while.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Battle of the Semes by xXCabbageXx reviews
When the top model Sasuke has to work with the awarded "most delectable uke", he falls and he falls hard. But what about all the other semes after the blond? AU SasuNaru Adopted by Echo Uchiha
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,125 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Passion in the Flames by Netrixie reviews
Everyone has secrets. Some are just more surprising than others. Drarry, Slash, DMHP, rated M, complete in 7 parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,721 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Product Testing by dagget reviews
Harry is given the dubious privilege of field-testing the twins' latest creation. Mostly pwp. What better way to test the waters of a new fandom? Draco/Harry, reader discretion is advised.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,366 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Severus' Worst Nightmare by Rice-Ball247 reviews
Severus never realized how hard it was to be the sole father of a five year old, his precious boy, Harry. He also never realized how difficult it was to fend off other hellspawn, read: Draco, from corrupting his boy. READ THE WARNINGS! SSHP, DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Potions Masters Weekly by Netrixie reviews
Who knew Harry’s quest to learn would be the catalyst for him to tell Severus his greatest secret? Slash, in an o-so-snarry way. Smut, uhm- more smut, and maybe a wittle bit ’o… smut. I like smut. Part One of Two. SSHP. PART TWO DELAYED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,603 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 126 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Frozen Delights by yaoi-fied reviews
Sometimes, it’s best not to get involved in other people’s affairs… especially if said affair includes a certain frozen treat Anal, AU/AR, Bond, ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, DP, Fet, Language, M/M, Oneshot, PWP, SoloM, Toys
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Want, You Wish Whatever by michelerene reviews
Sasuke doesn’t want the three wishes the damn genie is offering him. He’s an Uchiha… if he wants something, he’ll get it. And he wants the blonde haired, blue eyed genie…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,863 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tyler Simms: The Secret by Touch of the Wind reviews
The Covenant holds a secret, the male’s with power are able to bear children, however since many generations none of the males have conceived and the knowledge was forgotten. Reid, Caleb and Pogue are all straight but Tyler is gay. Read warnings.
Covenant - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,473 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Tyler S. - Complete
Addicted by Touch of the Wind reviews
Harry and Bill are addicted to one another, but can their relationship be something more? Set after DH, but Bill and Fleur didn’t get married or were together. HEAVY SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 78 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Bill W., Harry P. - Complete
Dirt and Grime: A Twisted Fairy Tale by michelerene reviews
A pact with the devil leaves a desperate soldier careening down a path he never imagined. Will he survive to find his happily ever after or lose his soul in the process? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,340 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Change In Perspective by Roozette reviews
Once there was a potions accident... Ha! Harry turns five, much to the distress of the I don't want to be a Death Eater brigade.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,281 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 3,268 - Follows: 1,111 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Smoke and Sweat by darkalbino reviews
Smoke, sweat, and beer; Sasuke hates each one, and here this damn blond comes smelling like all three. SasuNaruSasu, GRAPHIC lemon- so be warned, oneshot, PWP. And it's very, very long. Hope you enjoy! X3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,250 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Black and Gold by Petileo reviews
Naruto is one of the few students in his year to retain his foxy ears and tail- symbols of his innocence. All think that oblivious, adorable Naruto is 'doomed to a life of celibacy'.That is until the chance meeting with sex-god Uchiha Itachi. ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,032 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2220 - Favs: 3,790 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hearts and Bludgers by The Jester Erebus reviews
Sequel to Catching the Snitch. Harry still can't keep his mind off of Snape. What's a Chosen One to do? Snarry slash! Don't read if you disapprove!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dead Weight by Ladelle reviews
Naruto's father promised to protect him from the world, but as with most good intentions, this promise falls short. Sasuke, however, never breaks a promise. And when he decides to protect Naruto himself, he'll have to defy the odds to keep his word. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,293 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Watch your ass, Potter! by Rock Junkie and DikiCat reviews
By Rock Junkie. One shot for now, I suppose. Slash! Voy, bottemslut!Harry, mild BDSM, Rimming, Humiliation, sort of a PWP. Harry/Hogwarts-as voyeurs,but mostly Harry/Draco. Harry was just walking down the hall.... but oops, watch it!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,032 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Catching the Snitch by The Jester Erebus reviews
Harry really can't stand Professor Snape. So why does he feel this strange, forbidden attraction to him? This story takes place during Harry's 6th year, with Snape substituting for Slughorn. SLASH AND MATURE CONTENT! You have been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Brick by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I detest Valentine's Day and wanted no part of it. However, I can't resist a dare. So here's my schmoopy Valentine's Day fic that contains a continuation of the furniture utilization that seems to be my theme... This fic contains MATURE content for MATURE people only.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Laying Claim by Gryvon reviews
Sephiroth/Zack/Cloud. Cloud never understood all the attention he got. Sephiroth and Zack only made it worse.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
As It Were by michelerene reviews
Harry has Severus but Snape is only now realizing that maybe he never had Harry. Snape/Harry Dedicated to Roely whom I owe because I lost a bet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,021 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
I Love Teaching by writehanded reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is a young, popular English teacher at Konoha High School. His calm, uncomplicated life is turned on its head when Uchiha Sasuke, a gorgeous senior, puts the moves on his sensei—big time. SasuNaru. Warnings and such inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,552 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Purging Your Life by michelerene reviews
Naruto purchases the Uchiha compound and finds a new way to express his feelings towards his missing best friend. One-shot. SasuNaru Citrus Fruits.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 119 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Princess and the Dragon by Winnett reviews
Draco enjoyed the chase and would search London high and low for his Princess. HarryxDraco. Cross-dressing, D/s
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,179 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 57 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Serpentine Release by Devine-Odyssey reviews
When Draco follows Blaise to a questionable club he ends up with more than he was expecting. Oneshot and also a bit of a lemon I guess. DracoXHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,889 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
For the Love of His Son by michelerene reviews
Lord Sasuke Uchiha believes that he has lost something precious to him and struggles to convince himself everyday that it didn‘t exsist. What will he do when a blond haired peasant arrives claiming he has something the Uchiha “misplaced.” SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 102,570 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 2,122 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Her by Katria Bloom reviews
H/D mpreg. The snitch was still fluttering in Draco Malfoy's hand when he landed his custom made Flashfire Turbo, slinging it over his shoulder as he took long strides to the rest of his team mates who were congregating in the middle of the field.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,470 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Breaking the Stalemate by AKAPirateQueen reviews
The gods know they both want it, but it’s starting to seem like it will never happen. With Miroku’s help, Inuyasha and Kagome break the stalemate. Note: Over 18 only, please.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Twenty Things About Sasuke By Uzumaki Naruto by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
Twenty things Naruto wants everyone to know about Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Twenty Things About Naruto By Uchiha Sasuke by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
SasuNaru. Twenty things about Naruto that Sasuke wants everyone to know.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Other Way Around by Bjanik reviews
Cloud participates in one of the odder aspects of the SOLDIER program. Instead of a story with a lemon in it, more of a lemon with a story in it. YAOI SephxCloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,427 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Boiling Point by DB2020 reviews
Beneath a flashy and confrontational exterior, Seifer Almasy can barely contain his lust for rivaling swordsman Squall Leonhart. When Seifer’s uncontrollable desires reach a boiling point, how does Squall react? NC17, SeiferSquall, PWP, oneshot, OOC.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,508 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Seifer A., Squall L. - Complete
Hazard Pay by LilyMoon'sAlias reviews
After the events of Advent Children, Reno gets the job of keeping an eye on Cloud Strife. Don't own, Square Enix does. 217 EDIT, an interlude has been added between part 7 and what is now part 9. This is yaoi and is RenoCloud as the main pairing.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,691 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Reno, Cloud S. - Complete
Dinner by Birddi reviews
Sometimes Zack felt that he had become a mother... SephirothxCloud, VincentxZack
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
A Little Faith by elle6778 reviews
COMPLETE. Kagome dreams of falling into the old well, ending up in the hands of the demon Lord Sesshoumaru. Sesshoumaru dreams of an infuriating miko who does not know when to stop. Chaos ensues but all they really need is a little faith.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 217,700 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Ecstacy by doineedaname reviews
RenoxCloud, pure smut, enjoy!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Cloud S., Reno - Complete
Don't Stand So Close To Me by darkalbino reviews
What's a young teacher to do when your even younger, hot blond student starts coming onto you? And you want him back? SasuNaru, teacher!Sasuke, student!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,747 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Beyond Words by Steppenwoelfin reviews
When Voldemort dies, he curses Harry to become mute. Dumbledore assigns Severus Snape to teach Harry how to overcome this obstacle. Initial hate yields to increasing understanding, respect and attraction between the two...Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 68,717 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 2,214 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 8/12/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
It's Not Duty Anymore by meikouhaikitsune reviews
I was captured years ago by Voldemort, but instead of my green eyes dying they've become warmer.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Crash Boom Bang by Steppenwoelfin reviews
PreHBP. After Voldemort's downfall, Dumbledore offers Harry the DADA position at Hogwarts. A matured Harry accepts the job only to encounter detested Severus Snape. Is it too late for reconciliation...or for...more? Snarry fic. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 56,989 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Chemical Attraction or How Harry Deduced He Was Ga by LadyBelz reviews
Harry likes girls, at least he thinks he does. But for some reason, his body doesn't.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Trial and Error by DespondentAngel reviews
Stupid Sasuke teme is making me confused. Neji baka and Gaara baka are having a glaring contest again. That’s fun to watch ‘specially when they keep narrowing their eyes until they’re almost not open anymore. Hehehe… SasuNaru, othersNaru,School fic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hanging By A Moment by RestartingInsanity reviews
AU:The life of Harry is never easy and finding a long lasting mate who won’t use him becomes very difficult. Harry's in pain but no one notices except for Lucius Malfoy and soon he finds himself falling for everything his father hates.LMHP:Slash:Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 102,743 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 2,923 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Anamnesis by Gryvon reviews
Sephiroth/Zack/Cloud. Hojo stole Cloud's memories from him. After six years, he finally has them back. Alternate Reality, in which Sephiroth doesn't go quite as mad in Nibelheim.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Somatic Memory by DB2020 reviews
A freak accident lands Squall under the care of an irritated exknight. The relationship that develops soon becomes something only Seifer has any memory of. When Seifer can’t let go, will he be able to make Squall’s body remember?
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,278 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Seifer A., Squall L. - Complete
Living with Heart by DB2020 reviews
The darker side to the Balamb Lion's past, and even darker desires between father and son. The storms sweep through Esthar, bringing life altering changes for everyone they hit.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 99,547 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Squall L., Laguna L. - Complete
Sephiroth's Cloud by Cainy reviews
COMPLETE! [YAOI] Cloud handed the Black Materia to Sephiroth and fell into the Lifestream. He washed up on shore with Mako poisoning..but what if Sephiroth washed up along side him? What would he do to Cloud finding him alone and vulnerable? SephxCloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,642 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/20/2006 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Strings Attached by DB2020 reviews
SXS Sequel to Protecting the Lion. Just beginning a serious relationship, Squall and Seifer deal with the troubles such a public affair brings. It's difficult to find a place together, and in the end, Garden may just not be it.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 160,908 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Seifer A., Squall L. - Complete
Growing Pains by SensiblyTainted reviews
The summer after Sirius' death: the abuse at the Dursley's leaves him broken. Snape is asked to try and help, and discovers that the key to saving Harry may be Draco, who has returned after his own difficult summer. HD Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 190,497 - Reviews: 3101 - Favs: 4,744 - Follows: 1,147 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Protecting the Lion by DB2020 reviews
Between love and hate, extremes collide. An ice prince too cold for anyone but a hot tempered exknight to touch, and danger that is paramount when more than one man tries to claim the Balamb Lion. Reunited rivals will write their own story together.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 204,582 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Seifer A., Squall L. - Complete
But I Thought! by His Spectacles reviews
Ron thinks Harry tops. Poor misled Gryffindor. All things are set straight after he follows them. DMHP my first bottom!Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 68 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How to Lose Your Ears in Ten Days by YaoiKitten reviews
Ritsuka and Soubi has been together for years, but their relationship still hasn't gone in 'that' direction. If anything, Soubi seems more distant now than when Ritsuka was twelve...
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,946 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Complete
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,423 - Reviews: 2583 - Favs: 3,077 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Complete
Carpe Jugulum! by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
AU Sasunaru Vamp fic. Sasuke is awoken from a cursed 300 year sleep in search of the one who could free him...rated for language and later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,383 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 1/25/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Complete
Birthday Surprise! by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
sasunaru! There is a reason no one throws surprise parties in Konoha anymore...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 95 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Dub Thee Unforgiven by Batsutousai reviews
–AU, whipping, SLASH, surprise pairing!– Harry Potter is the Whipping Boy of the Royal Family. Can he forgive the one who's put him through so much strife?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,571 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Salir by Batsutousai reviews
Thrown back in time by Lord Voldemort, Harry must adapt. Who should he befriend, and fall for, but the man who sent him back in time himself. –Harry/Voldemort, OOC, noHBP– EDITED 25/01/09
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,092 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 1,547 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 10/8/2004 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
A Voice From the Past by Nefra I reviews
Formally known as Nefra1, see profile. What happens when Kagome befriends a very unlikely individual? Could there be romance in the air? InutaishoKagome pairing. Repost. COMPLETE! Edited
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,479 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/1/2005 - Published: 7/5/2004 - Inutaisho, Kagome H. - Complete
Tainted Wings by Batsutousai reviews
Heaven and Hell can never agree, but could one very special Angel change the world forever? –Voldemort/Harry, AU, OOC–
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,305 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 144 - Published: 11/9/2004 - [Harry P., Voldemort] James P., Lucius M. - Complete
Life, As Experienced Through Your Fingers by Gold-Snitcher reviews
DMHP. AU. Draco Malfoy loves boarding school almost as much as he hates it. But this new school for the arts provides him with more challenges and happiness than he ever expected to experience. (Complete).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 110,654 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 1,917 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 11/6/2004 - Published: 11/20/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Everyone Knows by DarkShadowFlame reviews
Sequel to Telling Everyone. Now that all of Hogwarts knows Harry and Draco are dating, it becomes necessary to keep it a secret from Draco's father, their Azkaban sprung substitute teacher. How are they going to do this when 'Everyone Knows' ?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,530 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/10/2003 - Published: 8/18/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hold Me Now by Michael Serpent reviews
[One-Shot] HD SLASH. Draco saves Harry from the Giant Squid and Harry has his own funny way to show his gratitude.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 106 - Published: 9/10/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Simply Scandalous by Di-chan reviews
much SLASH! Wow! Did you see that? Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter! And WHOA! Harry Potter is wearing... oh, my! That scandalous little...!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/20/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Loveless no More reviews
With Seimei back from the dead, Ritsuka doesn't know if Soubi will stay with him. Just a little one shot I cooked up. Fluff, WAFF, slight hurtcomfort.
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Complete
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