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Author has written 24 stories for Harry Potter, Wicked, Teen Titans, Homer, David Eddings, Book X-overs, Chronicles of Narnia, Star Trek: 2009, StarTrek: The Original Series, Shakespeare, Sky High, and Power Rangers.

I have decided to devoted this year to working on my original fiction, in hope that I will be a published author by the summer. (Wish me luck.)

So, with apologies to all my loyal fans, my fanfiction postings will be minimal in the foreseeable future.

Thank you for all your support; I love you all!


Some time ago, a speaker came to our school and told us that there are three questions you should always be able to answer: who am I, what do I believe, and what do I want. Naturally, our English teacher made us write it up the next day. I put it here so you could learn a little more about me. Here it is!

I am an...
~Individual- who has my own thoughts and opinions
~Artist- who sees the beauty in everything
~Writer- who tells and hears stories
~Thinker- who applies logic to everything
~Dancer- who can float past any problem
~Singer- who knows that everything has a voice
~Poet- who gives words to those voices
~Friend- who is loyal to those I trust
~Dreamer- who never gives up hope

I believe in...
~Good- that it exists in everything, we just need to find it
~God- that he has a plan (I am a religious Jew. If you have an issue with this, I feel very sorry for you.)
~Truth- that when we find it, it will show us what is right
~Hope- that any problem can be overcome
~Dreams- that they will lead us to happiness

I want...
~Life- because if I have that, I can get anything
~Family and friends- people who are loyal and will believe in me like I believe in them
~Happiness- for me and those I care about
~Peace- forever and for everyone


OK, quotes!

Me and My Friends/Family/Casual Acquaintances

"Sarah was like a plant dying because it got too much water, and I was like a plant dying because it didn't get enough water."
"And Yacov was like a plant dying because it somehow never learned photosynthesis." -my brother and me, commenting on a game of Bananagrams. Which is awesome, by the way.

"Are you a moron?"
"No, he's a genius with brain damage."-me and a friend of my little brother

"So energy does make sense, it's just taught badly."-me, after one of my favorite physics classes yet in which I finally began to understand energy! Yay!

"I wonder if the people who go to see shows know that they're being graded by the preformers."-me. It's true; we sit backstage going "this is a pretty good audience" and "this audience sucks."

"I lost my daughter again."-me, on the set of Hello Dolly!

“Did you just stick your tongue out at me with your mouth full?”
“No, I swallowed my chips first. That’s why there was a delay.”-me and Weird, living up to our names.

“It’s getting earlier!”-Weird, with too much energy.

“I was trying to think up an appropriate response to ‘cheese.’ It’s not easy.”-Weird, on a message she sent me

"...an angel."
"I'd so rather be a dolphin."-Weird

"But birds can fly."
"How about a dolphin with wings?"
"Oh, yes, why not just a flying penguin? Or give an ostrich giant angel wings."-me, Weird, and another friend. This is part of the above converation about what type of animal we would most like to be.

"We're gonna find whoever did this. I promise."
"He can say that because he's read the script."-a character in a TV show and my father

"You're in Dolly's dream world. Reality doesn't matter."
"You're in a musical. Reality doesn't matter."-me and someone else at rehersal

"Dang you video game physics! Real physics are nice to me!"-me. Unfortunatly, video game physics hate me.

"You can't spell 'opinion' without 'onion.' Then you get 'pie' or something."-my brother's friend Ricky. Actualy, you get 'pi,' but...

"No! Stupid floor."-my brother, while playing Brawl

"If it weren't for finals, finals week would be really fun."-a friend of mine, while we were eating lunch between finals

"Can I officialy declare us the queens of inane conversations?"-me, to Weird

"It's a musical. It's not supposed to make sense."-the dance director for Hello Dolly!, attempting to explain why the train starts moving before the wheels are in place.

"My window melted!"-me, to Weird, in the car. Don't ask.

"Sorry."
"Yeah, that's what I told the officer after I'd been asleep at the wheel for twenty minutes."-my physics teacher, a very funny man.

"Oh yeah. The day Raphi is the gold standard for humor in this class is the day I... wear a kilt to school."- my physics teacher, again

"I heard you. I'm just ignoring you." -my physics teacher. I really should just give him his own section.

"Wow, that is a gaint turtle!"- my physics teacher(henceforth MPT), while flipping through our textbook.

"That is a sweet looking fish."-MPT on another picture in the textbook.

""Some of you may be thinking, like Raphi is right now, why isn't it sleeptime? The answer is science. You see, in the realm of science, there is no sleep, only insomnia. Until we firebomb Tokyo; then the sun goes down."- MPT. Don't ask.

"I'm gonna see a lot of scientists... I'll be like, 'the limits of my model,' and everyone will go, 'awww.'"-MPT on models and their limitations

"Never apologize for being brilliant."-MPT

"Cease passing oxygen past your vocal cords. Unless you're breathing. Don't stop breathing." -MPT. It's nicer than "shut up."

"I'm not gonna make a fancy cliff. I'm just gonna draw a dumb cliff."- MPT

"How can I do anything bad to this kid?"-MPT, about a student that he was almost very mad at.

"Aww, Raphi's y-wise." MPT. Say it out loud.

"All my friends are crazy. That's why they're my friends." Me. It's true.

"See, your shyness went away! So did your sanity, but I think that's an acceptable sacrifice."- me, on the results of being my friend.

"My desk is too big on me."- me. You see, we were taking the PSAT, so MPH, who was proctoring, said to get a desk that fit... Never mind.

"This is too confusing. Calc is so much easier."- a girl in my math class

"I keep trying to tell her that we're getting married, not wedding-ed."- My gmara teacher, quoting a man discusing his fiance

"Serina already tried to take my head off today."- me, in physics

"I love it when retarded stuff happen in my favor!" - my brother

"In your face, logic and reason!"- my little brother's friend, Ricky

"Is it weird if I cheat against myself so that my left hand will win?"
"No."
"Is it weird that I'm rooting for my left hand?"
"... Yeah, kind of."- Weird and me. We were both playing war against ourselves

"Yes, we are proud of our pride. And then we're proud that we're proud of our pride."- Weird. Don't ask

"I'm not self-centered at all."
"Of course not... I said that with a straight face. Aren't you proud of me?"-Weird and me

"Ooh, pretty tank!"- Weird

"Yes, Yoni. Milk is Dairy"- me

"Wow, that redundant statement was... redundant." - my physics teacher

"Someday I'm going to have a kid, and I'm going to name him Espn."
"Espn? What kind of name is Espn? What would his Hebrew name be?"
"Espn."
"That sounds like some Polish swear word. Oh, Espn!"- my brother's friend, Barry, and my brother.

"Idiot! Stop running into cows!"- my brother. We were playing a video game.

“Does this split personality make us look fat?”- my little brother’s friend, Yair

“I have split personality. So do I!”- my brother’s other friend, Yacov

“Did you know that goldfish have a three second attention span? It’s only slightly longer that mine!”- me

“You can’t spell addicting without ADD!”- Yair

“I do NOT have ADD-- Ooooh. Shiny.”- Yacov

“‘Almost’ doesn’t count unless you’re playing horseshoes or hand grenades.”- my Freshman Bio teacher

“Only at the Academy would the science teacher call the Associate Principle down from the office to play with his new toy when he’s supposed to be teaching Biology.”- also my Freshman Bio teacher. We have a strange school. Not bad, just… strange.

“It’s not homework unless it’s due first period.”- the school Dean, believe it or not. Yes. We have an Associate Principal, (and an Assistant Principal, for that matter) but no Principal. Instead, we have a Dean. I told you we have a strange school.

“Congratulations to (student’s name) on becoming a US citizen!”- an announcement over the loudspeaker during the middle of eighth period one day. I seriously think that I go to the greatest high school in the world.

“I tried walking a mile in his shoes, but my feet hurt”- me

"When I was in high school… wait, I’m still IN high school!”- our Associate Principle, for the yearbook

"You mentally jinxed me!"
"Cool! I'm psychotic!"- me and Weird, at her eight grade graduation reception. That’s what’s known as a Freudian Slip.

“Can you look up where the name came from?”
“Isn’t it kind of self explanatory? The Grand Canyon.”- a friend of mine and his science teacher, about a project on rock formations.

“I know I’m tired when you’re spelling better than I am.”- my brother to me when we were both working on homework late at night. It’s true. I’m spelling-impaired. Spell-check is the world's greatest invention.

“No projectiles in the car!"-Ya'el

"If you arrange your own marriage, doesn’t it kinda defeat the purpose of an arranged marriage?”-Ya'el

“I ran over a bird!”
“It didn’t sound like a bird, birds are squishy.”- Ya'el and Avi

“It’s not gonna do you much good if you go flying forward into the steering wheel and then the airbag inflates and slams you back into your seat. Seriously, can you say ‘whiplash’ ten times fast?”
“Whiplash, whiplash, whiplash…”
"I was gonna do that." - Ya'el, Michele, and Avi

"I'm drunk on adrenalin!”-me, at Simchat Torah. Which is the greatest holiday ever!

“Difference is, if Meytal had to kiss a boy she didn’t know, she would not be shouting ‘ewww.’”
“True.”
“No, the boy would be.”
“Truer.”-me, Meytal, and David, also at Simchat Torah. By the way, the Meytal who was part of the conversation is indeed the Meytal we were talking about.

"Yes, Kitty Pryde is Jewish. One, she has wavy brown hair and brown eyes. Two, she's short. Three, she's from Deerfield, Illinois. Four, she's a genius. Five, she's got a seriously sharp tongue. Oh, and she wears a Jewish Star necklace."-me. And yes, these are all Jewish traits. Trust me; I go to a private Jewish school.

Movies, Plays, Poems, Books, Famous People, ect.

"There's no such thing as an oridinary human"- the 10th Doctor, Doctor Who

"You gotta hand it to the Jews. Yom Kippur was a brilliant idea." - a non-Jew on ESPN.com (Mathew Barry). Yeah, Jews rock.

"A cluttered desk is a sign of genius."- anon. My personal motto.

“What am I supposed to say? It's not like there's a Halmark card: 'I’m sorry your dodgeball coach just got crushed by two tons of irony'!”- Dodgeball

“A bird may love a fish, but where would they build a home together?”- Tevye, Fiddler on the Roof; one of my all time favorite lines

“Beauty is when a woman looks the same after washing her face.”- Milton Berle

“Success is getting up one more time than you fall.”- anon.

“Two roads diverged in a wood and I, I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.”- Robert Frost, The Road Not Taken

"Don't you ever let anyone else say anything?!"
"Yes but - can I just say one more thing?" - Elphaba and Fiyero, Wicked

“The Nazis first came for the Communists. But I wasn’t a Communist, so I didn’t speak up.
Then they came for the Jews, but I wasn’t a Jew, so I didn’t speak up.
Then they came for the trade unionists, but I wasn’t a trade unionist, so I didn’t speak up.
Then they came for the Catholics, but I was a Protestant, so I didn’t speak up.
Then they came for me. By that time, there was no one left to speak up.”- Martin Niemoller, on the Holocaust.

"Those who don't believe in magic will never find it."- Roald Dahl

"Let the green girl go!"-Fiyero, Wicked

"Okay... who wants to go through the dark, creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?"-Riley, National Treasure

"You're mad!"
"Thank goodness I am, otherwise this probably would never work."-Beckett and Jack, At World's End

"Stop me if I'm wrong, but wasn't your mole... on the other side?"
"I have a MOLE?!"- The Sheriff of Rottingham and Prince John, Robin Hood, Men in Tights

"You've got to be a man to wear tights."- Little John, Robin Hood, Men in Tights

"I lost. I lost?! Wait a minute; I'm not supposed to lose. Let me see the script."-Robin, Robin Hood, Men in Tights

"42.7 of statistics are made up on the spot."-anon.

"Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe."- Albert Einstein

"I pray thee, correct me if my perception is awry. Is the import of what hath been revealed here that Arendia hath been divided for half a millennium by an ancient formality?"
"There's a bit more to it than that, your Grace, but that does seem to be the core of the problem."
"Five hundred years of strife and bloodshed over a technicality?"
"... It is sort of Arendish, isn't it?"- Queen Mayaserana and Count Reldegen, David Eddings's Enchanter's End Game

" 'The red sun rises, blood has been spilt this night,' Legolas whispers. Starr resists the urge to swoon"- Crazyroninchic's Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around, an absolutely priceless Mary-Sue parody in which the characters get a chance to comment on a Sue fic.


Before I go: Randomly has been bugging me to post some of her stories that I felt were just too... random. And weird. And a lot of other things. I finally got sick of it and gave her her own penname. So, if you want to see the work that comes from my more demented side, check out the author Randomly's Cat Midnight. ("Randomly" was taken.)

Here's the link: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1694230/

Also, if you notice any typos (either in my profile or in one of my stories) I would appreciate it if you would let me know. Thanks!

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DC and Marvel: A Perfect Storm by Kusco reviews
A year has passed since Batman and Superman first teamed up with the X-men, and the world is a better place. Earth's heroes enjoy greater cooperation and communication. Crime is down, World peace is near...and everything is set to fall apart.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 108,457 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Timothy D./Red Robin
The Commentary of TOS for KS by Brittany Diamond reviews
While going through every episode top to bottom, I'll be looking for evidence that supports K/S and also discussing the arguments against it. Serious about the argument, ridiculous about everything else. M for language. Yay 60s.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 269,732 - Reviews: 2828 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 6/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
The Misfits by Matt the Batman Fan reviews
A tale of heroes saving the world one sin at a time.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 148 - Words: 1,270,579 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Stephanie B., Bruce W./Batman
The Real World: Titans Tower by Pivitor reviews
This is the true story of seven teenaged superheroes, picked to live in a house, fight crime together and have their lives taped, to find out what happens when heroes stop being polite, and start being real. The Real World: Titans Tower.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 325,239 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Complete
Hundert by RabulaTasa reviews
Four hundred and fifty words, four hundred and fifty little plotlings: a repository. BBRae, mostly.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,205 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Beast Boy, Raven
The Salem Protocol by Esther-Channah reviews
An AU spinning off from Batman RIP. Canon-compliant through Batman 677 and part of 678. After that, all bets are off. When GCPD makes a surprising arrest, Gordon knows he needs to call in support.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,087 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
From Respect to Friendship by Mists reviews
Sequel to Respect is Earned. This will be a series of short stories that take place in or around the events of JLU. Epilogue: ...The More Things Stay the Same. NOW UP! Complete!
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,637 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Wally W./Flash, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
And Ye Shall Receive by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
What would you give up for love? Your family, your reputation, even your life? One shot, missing moments, attempts to reconcile movie and book canon. Addresses the Susan Question. Spoilers for Prince Caspian movie and all Narnia books.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,167 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
With Enemies Like These by Kath33 reviews
Anna usually kept away from Warren Peace, since their fathers had that fierce battle all those years ago. But with her grade at stake, she's determined to get along, against her cousin's wishes. Her choice though, could cost her far more than an 'A'...
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,298 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Warren P. - Complete
Sufficiently Advanced Technology by therocketscientist reviews
Updated at last! AU after HP OotP and Robin 124. BatmanHP crossover. While investigating a series of mass murders in England, Batman spends his spare time trying to work out the technology he believes is behind Hogwarts magic.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,816 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 6/28/2004
Arachnophobia by J.B. Writer reviews
A Teen Titan, Spider Man crossover. 'Our pal' Larry decides to visit Jump City again. Complications occur sending Spidey, Venom, and Carnage instead. What will be the ramifications of this odd occurence? Three words... Watch out Titans!
Crossover - Spider-Man & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 107,422 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Complete
I Remember by Merenwen 'Aldalas' Silverleaf reviews
While in the Houses of Healing, Faramir remembers the fallen garrison of Gondor he had led, his brother, and his father. Written as a letter with no known receiver.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Faramir - Complete
Movie Night by Spastic Bookworm reviews
The group of friends watch Superman and have a conversation about movie heros. Teeniest bit au, history wise.
Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Complete
The spoof XMen 3 film by Boydus reviews
Combining the rumours and opinions randomly heard via magazines, Internet & friends here is a spoof look at what the X Men 3 film could be like. I don't own XMen or other mentioend things, simialrities are coincidental. Please don't be offended.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,736 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/10/2006 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter's Guide to the Dark Arts by opalish reviews
Harry Potter has once again showcased his pathological need for attention by writing and publishing a completely uninformative pamphlet on the Dark Arts. Utterly useless rubbish. – The Daily Prophet
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 167 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Legolas' Love by The Exile 09 reviews
A beautiful girl is SWEPT away into Middle-Earth.. Into Legolas' waiting and loving arms. Parody, no slash, awful grammer and sentance structure, oh, yes, and LOT'S of Mary-Sueism! WOW!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,424 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/5/2005 - Published: 3/27/2005
Remember by MAEday reviews
These are Boromir's thoughts to Faramir while he is dying. Recommended to anyone in need of a good cry.Oneshot. R and R, please.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
It Never Ends by Fyrie reviews
Star WarsHitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - the Death Star picks up an accidental passenger after a probability flux.
Movie X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2005
The Feelings of the One Ring by Captain Pagie reviews
Ever wonder what the One Ring was thinking? PG for bad thoughts about Faramir. . Another thing I found on my comp. and decided to post. Amazing what I find when I don't clean house for a while...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2004
Of Elves and Dwarves and Late Night Philosophy by Thundera Tiger reviews
Against his better judgement, Aragorn attempts to direct a late night debate between Legolas and Gimli. How successful is he? I'll leave that for you to decide.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,049 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/30/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Darth Voldemort by The Itch reviews
After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 148 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
One of Those Days by bigtreydawg reviews
Remy LeBeau at his smoothest. Trapped in an unlucky situation, Gambit deals with the cards he's dealt. Please Review.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/2/2003
Harry Potter and the Four Guardians by Elf reviews
As Harry enters his fifth year at Hogwarts three students are transfered to Hogwarts to protect something or someone that Voldermort needs, but is it Harry?
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 154,972 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/20/2002 - Published: 3/6/2002
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3102 - Favs: 1,859 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Finals by Mara Greengrass reviews
Sometimes folks just need to lighten up a bit, don't you think?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2002
AngstAThon by brattax23 reviews
a short piece where the x-men are trying to one up each other on how much their lives suck.
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2001 - Complete
By the Dawn's Early Light by SandraTx reviews
What if the combined forces of the JLA and the Titans were no longer enough?
Nightwing - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,608 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/20/2001 - Published: 3/28/2001 - Complete
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Four Reasons Warren Hated His Father reviews
and the One Reason He Never Could
Sky High - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Warren P. - Complete
The Quest of Bulk and Skull reviews
Bulk and Skull are determined to discover the secret identities of the Power Rangers. this could get interesting.
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Bulk, Skull
How to Become a Power Ranger in Three Easy Step reviews
So you want to be a Power Ranger? Well, here's a set of step-by-step instructions. I hope they're helpful.
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/8/2010
A Day in the Life of Tommy Oliver reviews
Tommy forgets something, is attacked by a gazillion putties, frees himself when his friends fail to rescue him, and the saves them from a monster that they would totally have been able to defeate before he got his powers. Just a typical day, really.
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Tommy O. - Complete
Failure reviews
The first time Pavel Chekov failed at something that mattered, a woman died.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2010 - P. Chekov - Complete
Little White Lie reviews
Yet another charater study. Jim Kirk never believed in little white lies.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
That's So Weird reviews
Nyota Uhura's evolving opinion of James T. Kirk.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/9/2010 - N. Uhura, J. Kirk - Complete
The Day After reviews
The day after the homecoming fiasco was a strange day for Warren.
Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Warren P. - Complete
Five Times Jim Stood Up For His Crew reviews
and the one time they returned the favor.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,667 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
Harry Potter and the Loss of Innocence reviews
Used to be Harry Potter and the Secrets Revealed. Basically, this is my version of the seventh book. A more complete summary is inside. Rated mainly for violence. Spoilers for books 1 through 6 and AU as of book 7. Duh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,235 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 9/6/2006
Gertrude reviews
A character study of Hamlet's mother.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Complete
Heroism reviews
A character study. Jim Kirk was not a hero.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/12/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
Leonard McCoy and the Magic Hypospray reviews
Because really, what other explanation is there? Very brief mention of Kirk/Spock.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2010 - L. McCoy - Complete
Five Times Someone Left Jim reviews
And the one time he knew they never would
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/31/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
And the Walls Came Tumbling Down reviews
Slade's back, and he has his eye on one Titan in particular. But someone else is after Jericho, and there's something he's not saying... A Titans East fic.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,171 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Jericho, Slade
Invasion of the Sister Sues reviews
The Titans meet five odd girls who claim to be their sisters. This is NOT going to be good for Robin's headache...
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Robin, Beast Boy - Complete
Silent Musings reviews
What you don't hear during the play Wicked. A series of drabbles on the thoughts that are not voiced. All genres, and I'm warning you, some of these get pretty angsty.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 6,904 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Complete
The Right Choice reviews
A short responce to all those "Susan stays in Narnia and lives happily ever after married to Caspian" fics. Aslan gave Susan two choices. Did she pick the right one?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Susan Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
After Death reviews
In order to defeat Voldemort, Harry sacrificed his own life. But his death was not permanent; he came back to life... Didn't he? AU oneshot, not part of Innocence Lostverse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Strange Dream reviews
LOTR/The Belgariad. Many worlds exist, but the world of dreams unites them all...
Book X-overs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
Repetitions reviews
Ce'Nedra has an interesting theory, and Belgarath gets a swelled head.
David Eddings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
Odysseus Reached Home Alone reviews
A poem about the wife of an anonymous soldier in Odysseus' army.
Homer - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
Second Chances reviews
Marauder's era one shot. The prank that went to far, or how James Potter the fifteen year old bully became James Potter the hero that everyone compares Harry to. Set in Inocence Lostverse, so it contradicts some information given in DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2007 - James P. - Complete
A Bit of A Let Down reviews
Oneshot. The Teen Titans discover who Slade really is. Beast Boy is disapointed. A bit silly follows comiccanon.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Slade - Complete