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Joined 01-12-18, id: 10223420, Profile Updated: 07-25-18
Author has written 1 story for Parodies and Spoofs.

I'm addicted to Mobile Games. PUBG Mobile is my favorite at the moment. I'm Melancholic most times, so when I eventually post my own stories, expect them to be clinical at best.

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A Gamer In South Blue by LordVishnu reviews
He's not involved with The Straw Hats. He's not involved with the story. He's half a world away from all that insanity and quite frankly...he's fine with that. Gamer Fic. Semi-SI.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 250,476 - Reviews: 8333 - Favs: 15,307 - Follows: 17,250 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 4/13/2019 - OC
Metagaming? by Noodlehammer reviews
Third in series, read prequels or be confused. Harry had spent his whole life wishing for magic to be more abundant, and that was precisely what he got. He wasn't even particularly upset about the many serious dangers inherent in such a thing, for what was life without challenge? The irony of ending up in Azeroth after all the references was a bit on the nose, though.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 474,013 - Reviews: 6930 - Favs: 8,264 - Follows: 8,755 - Updated: 9/20/2023 - Published: 9/20/2020 - Complete
Shadow Play by Noodlehammer reviews
There was something to be said for being reincarnated into a world where you can become a superpowered badass, most of it unfit for polite company. At least he got put into the role of Shikamaru, so nobody would wonder why he was sighing so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,900 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 3,628 - Follows: 4,378 - Updated: 6/17/2021 - Published: 5/2/2021
Common Sense by Stone Elbow reviews
An 8-year-old Naruto sneaks into the library and finds a thin little book titled "How To Be a Ninja", authored by his hero, the Yondaime. Everything in the book is just common sense: a trait that no one in the Elemental Countries seems to have. Four years later, a Kage-level shinobi becomes a genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,134 - Reviews: 2264 - Favs: 13,876 - Follows: 14,661 - Updated: 11/14/2020 - Published: 9/10/2017 - Naruto U., Minato N.
A Discordant Note by Noodlehammer reviews
It only takes a single disharmonious element to throw off the entire composition. Fifty years before Robert Baratheon was to ascend the Iron Throne, Westeros receives one hell of a bad musician. Harry never did care about any player other than himself.
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 351,549 - Reviews: 7392 - Favs: 11,039 - Follows: 10,803 - Updated: 9/20/2020 - Published: 8/13/2018 - Complete
One Hit Ninja by Redyoshi14 reviews
There's something to be said about being too strong. Once you have the ability to do anything you want, you find that you don't really want to do anything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,222 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 1,569 - Follows: 1,622 - Updated: 10/8/2019 - Published: 4/25/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Misplaced by Deus Swiftblade reviews
When the seal broke and he opened his eyes, he had hoped to see his friends standing around him, welcoming him back to life. But now he's in a different time and all of his friends have long since passed away. Now the only thing he can do is put what he has been trained to be to good use and serve the galaxy from the shadows.
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 1,610,379 - Reviews: 3333 - Favs: 4,750 - Follows: 4,456 - Updated: 6/17/2019 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Price for Peace by freowin reviews
At the end of the 4th Shinobi War, things don't go quite as planned for Naruto forcing him to make a sacrifice in order to bring the peace that he had been destined for.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 294,982 - Reviews: 1895 - Favs: 3,320 - Follows: 3,352 - Updated: 1/16/2019 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Naruto U., Karin U.
Steal My Thunder God by Nauro reviews
Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 103,824 - Reviews: 1571 - Favs: 6,680 - Follows: 7,390 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Naruto U.
Birth of the Forest by karldin reviews
The Yondaime Hokage unknowingly makes a change during the sealing, the consequences of which are unimaginable for both Naruto and Konoha. What do these consequences mean for Naruto? On indefinite HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 151,279 - Reviews: 2110 - Favs: 7,365 - Follows: 6,694 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Naruto U.
Be Kinder by CandyAndYaoi reviews
"So… what was the kiss about?"Sniffing softly, Sasuke tilted his chin upwards, looking from the side he answered"Just wanted to observe the reaction.""So"Naruto wetted his lips"You were playing with me.""That wasn't my intention."He defended."But that's what you were doing."The golden man pointed out on the blatant excuse. Smirking, Sasuke dropped his eyes to Naruto's face"Perhaps"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 73,582 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 3/17/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Neji H., Kiba I. - Complete
Crossdressing Ninja by Hanabero01 reviews
Little Naruto sat on the lightly swinging swing and stared at the young girl dressed in a pretty pink dress, who was catching everyone's attention. It was then Naruto realised that to get the village's attention, all he has to do was dress as cutely as her. Sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 142 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Consequences of an Honest Enemy by Time of Rapture reviews
What if Naruto chose to stay and fight Sasori instead of chasing off after Deidara and Gaara? A story where Sasori opts to give Naruto the cold honest truth about his shinobi training, then giving him the knowledge that allows him to redeem it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,716 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 2,967 - Follows: 2,741 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Naruto U., Ayame
The Extremely Weird Smart Naruto story! by snakeofdreams reviews
Smart!Naruto Crossdressing!Naruto. Naruto thought long and hard about why Haku had pretended to be a girl, and finds that he likes the reason, so he decided to try it out himself! He's gonna knock those ninja off their feet...by a spray of nosebleeds! XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,738 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U.
Four Letter Words by PurpleMoon3 reviews
What would happen if after the Mizuki fight Iruka was gravely injured and Naruto didn't return to the village. A single choice changes the fate of the entire Narutoverse!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,749 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Naruto U.
Rabbit's Foot by Serephy reviews
If you get involved with the 'Unlucky Uchiha,' you're sure to disappear. When lucky Naruto meets Uchiha Sasuke, one of the survivors of the Uchiha clan, he uncovers the secret to the disappearances...and the one person he can truly love. NaruSasu, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,922 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Subtle Art of Uchiha Seduction by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke's finally decided on his chosen mate, and he pursues him with the same ruthless determination he does everything else. Unfortunately, it's all too subtle for Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 110 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Teambuilding by Kantayra reviews
Kakashi assigns Naruto and Sasuke teambuilding exercises, yet somehow they keep ending up in compromising positions. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,652 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Snake reviews
His shirt buttoned half way, his greasy hair shining like an oil slick and his deep black souless eyes. He swaggers over, snake oil wafting up your nostrils as he gazed down at your bound form. He leans over and gets on the floor, Everybody walk the dinosaur.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/12/2018