Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter, Beyblade, and House, M.D..
Name: Just call me Surreal. Everyone else online does.
Age: Somewhere between the ages of born and died.
Location: In that one town that you can find at this one country on that one planet in that one galaxy... you get the picture.
Favorite pairings: I LOVE Kai/Miguel, as can be seen in my stories. Actually, I like Kai being paired with Miguel, Brooklyn, Tala, Hiro, and such as long as he's the uke. Teehee. I like a lot of other pairings from various things, but that's my faves. Dont ask me what my obsession is with Beyblade. I haven't seen it since I was in 6th grade, and for some reason I'm addicted to fanfiction for it. And I don't. know. why.
I've started to branch out! I'm beginning to write House/Chase stories. I've never done this before, obviously. Beyblade is my comfort zone. So please... bare with me on this.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, aliens and animals, I would like to introduce you to to the one who makes my stories possible: my inspiration, my one and only muse, Vasya.
Vasya: Thank you, thank you! -bows- You're too kind.
I shouldn't have said any of that. It was feeding your ego WAY too much.
Vasya: Yes, yes it was. I don't care, though. Keep it coming!
How about no?
Vasya: You're mean. I'm your inspiration. If you want story ideas, you should pamper me and be nice to me.
Fat chance of that. Besides, the second you get an idea you start pestering me about it until I get it done. You make me miserable when you have an idea and I wont write it.
Vasya: Only because it's so fun to pester you.
Now who's the mean one?
Vasya: Oh don't worry, it's still you. -smiles innocently-
-hits Vasya with an inflatable flamingo-
Vasya: What is it with you and hitting people with inflatable animals?
It's not lethal that way. You get your frustrations out, but it doesn't hurt anybody!
Vasya: Tell that to the flamingo.
Oh shut it.
Vasya: Make me!
You know what? You're my muse, not my annoying brother. I'm not arguing with you.
Vasya: Yeah, I love you too.
I know you do.
Vasya: I was being sarcastic!
Sure you were, Vasya. Sure you were. Anyway, as you can see, I argue with my muse a lot. It's quite an interesting relationship, actually.
Pairings I've done (if only side parings, they're in itallics) Note: this is a work in progress until this little italicized blob of text is removed
Update on Scarlet Dragon (11/2/08) As of right now, I'm abandoning Scarlet Dragon. Most likely indefinitely. Do not expect updates.
Tis all for now! I'll best be off, before my profile gets dreadfully long... Which it already is.