hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 04-06-06, id: 1022617, Profile Updated: 05-03-09
Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter, Beyblade, and House, M.D..

Name: Just call me Surreal. Everyone else online does.

Age: Somewhere between the ages of born and died.

Location: In that one town that you can find at this one country on that one planet in that one galaxy... you get the picture.

Favorite pairings: I LOVE Kai/Miguel, as can be seen in my stories. Actually, I like Kai being paired with Miguel, Brooklyn, Tala, Hiro, and such as long as he's the uke. Teehee. I like a lot of other pairings from various things, but that's my faves. Dont ask me what my obsession is with Beyblade. I haven't seen it since I was in 6th grade, and for some reason I'm addicted to fanfiction for it. And I don't. know. why.

I've started to branch out! I'm beginning to write House/Chase stories. I've never done this before, obviously. Beyblade is my comfort zone. So please... bare with me on this.


My deviantART account:


My Blog:

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, aliens and animals, I would like to introduce you to to the one who makes my stories possible: my inspiration, my one and only muse, Vasya.

Vasya: Thank you, thank you! -bows- You're too kind.

I shouldn't have said any of that. It was feeding your ego WAY too much.

Vasya: Yes, yes it was. I don't care, though. Keep it coming!

How about no?

Vasya: You're mean. I'm your inspiration. If you want story ideas, you should pamper me and be nice to me.

Fat chance of that. Besides, the second you get an idea you start pestering me about it until I get it done. You make me miserable when you have an idea and I wont write it.

Vasya: Only because it's so fun to pester you.

Now who's the mean one?

Vasya: Oh don't worry, it's still you. -smiles innocently-

-hits Vasya with an inflatable flamingo-

Vasya: What is it with you and hitting people with inflatable animals?

It's not lethal that way. You get your frustrations out, but it doesn't hurt anybody!

Vasya: Tell that to the flamingo.

Oh shut it.

Vasya: Make me!

You know what? You're my muse, not my annoying brother. I'm not arguing with you.

Vasya: Yeah, I love you too.

I know you do.

Vasya: I was being sarcastic!

Sure you were, Vasya. Sure you were. Anyway, as you can see, I argue with my muse a lot. It's quite an interesting relationship, actually.

Pairings I've done (if only side parings, they're in itallics) Note: this is a work in progress until this little italicized blob of text is removed












Update on Scarlet Dragon (11/2/08) As of right now, I'm abandoning Scarlet Dragon. Most likely indefinitely. Do not expect updates.

Tis all for now! I'll best be off, before my profile gets dreadfully long... Which it already is.


Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Island's Passion by Effie Valentine reviews
Miguel/Kai: After a heavy storm destroys their cruise ship, Miguel and Kai strand on an unknown island where romance blossoms between them. But how are they ever getting back home?
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,794 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Kai H., Miguel - Complete
He, She? Whatever, I'm Me by kaitouahiru reviews
Kai has a couple of problems. One, 'he' is a 'she'. Two, there's a tournament, they're not allowed to use their beyblades until three days before and someone is after them. future pregnancy. KxT
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 72,015 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Cost of a Secret by nomdeplume1313 reviews
Roy has been keeping something from Ed that is too big not to destroy what they have when it comes out. Can they get over it, or will it end their relationship?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,543 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Healing of the Heart by Elemental Gypsy reviews
HiroKai, Mpreg:: One reckless night of pure bliss with Hiro before he left was all that it took to change Kai’s life completely. Pregnant, Kai has to cope raising their son, Toshiro without him. But what happens when Hiro reappears…four year later?
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,323 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Kai H., Hiro G./Hitoshi K.
She's Not Your Average Guy by Elemental Gypsy reviews
Miguel/Kai, Female!Kai:: When surprisingly female Kai Hiwatari gets stuck on the roof of the dojo half-naked, she's mortified when she's rescued by hunky Miguel Lavalier - her first ever crush! Then, she finds out he’s crushing on her as well…
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,290 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Miguel, Kai H.
Tender Loving Care by Elemental Gypsy reviews
Kai has fallen ill from stress and not eating enough. Hearing the news, Miguel rushes to his lover’s side, wanting to take care of him. But with Kai sick and a charity match coming up, who will train Grev?
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,438 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Miguel, Kai H. - Complete
All the Evidence by Elemental Gypsy reviews
Miguel/Kai:: Kai and Miguel have a secret relationship, so you can imagine their surprise when they are asked to explain a series of photographs that their teammates have taken of the two of them. Will these photos expose their relationship?
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Miguel, Kai H. - Complete
Snowbound With An Angel by Elemental Gypsy reviews
Miguel/Kai:: It was something Miguel had never done before. But Kai Hiwatari had the face of an angel, and -- like him -- was facing an overnight delay to his plane on Christmas Eve. Before he knew it, he was suggesting they spend their time together.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,430 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Miguel, Kai H. - Complete
Flirting with Body Language by Elemental Gypsy reviews
Miguel/Kai:: What started out as the usual and boring BBA function quickly changes when Kai discovers a book about flirting with body language. What happens when he realizes that Miguel has been subconsciously flirting with him? Flirt back, of course!
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,645 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Miguel, Kai H. - Complete
Spanish Whispers by Elemental Gypsy reviews
Miguel/Kai:: Miguel teaches Kai to say a few words in Spanish, but seems reluctant to tell him what one phrase means. Kai searches for the answers on his own and is quite pleasantly surprised by the answer.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Miguel, Kai H. - Complete
A Special Valentine’s Day Scheme by Elemental Gypsy reviews
It’s Valentine’s Day and Miguel receives a present from an not so anonymous person. What is his present? Well, it's a necklace...With Kai attached to it! Who is responsible? Two guesses…
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Miguel, Kai H. - Complete
Perfect Gift of Love by Elemental Gypsy reviews
Kai Hiwatari is unfortunately on his way to a business meeting – scheduled on his and Miguel’s third year anniversary! That’s until his limo driver takes him on a detour… 100th fic!
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Miguel, Kai H. - Complete
Hairy Snout, Human Heart by Wuff reviews
When Remus is sixteen, he is finally allowed to go to Hogwarts. But life is not as easy as that if you don't know how to behave around other teenagers and, worse, if you are bullied by a gang led by the infamous Sirius Black. Slash: SiriusxRemus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 110,544 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Truthful Accusations by Elemental Gypsy reviews
Being accused of something, no matter how unfounded it was at the time, can sometimes start a whole new chapter in someone’s life.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,072 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Miguel, Kai H. - Complete
For Her For Him by nomdeplume1313 reviews
Riza Hawkeye has been shot and Ed takes on new responsibilities for her memory and for his commanding officer. Warnings: Yaoi, MPreg, and sexual situations. This is my best attempt at a plausible MPreg
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 112,050 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

I Will Not Bow reviews
Kai comes back to a disgruntled boyfriend after leaving without explanation to finish some business. Tried to keep Kai a bit more in character for this one. Inspired by Breaking Benjamin's I Will Not Bow. Oneshot
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Kai H., Hiro G./Hitoshi K. - Complete
Expect the Unexpected reviews
Miguel is stressed. Why? Something's going on with Kai. The only problem is, Kai either won't tell him or doesn't know himself. Once Miguel finds out what's wrong however, he finds that they're both in for a ride that neither of them ever expected.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,579 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Kai H., Miguel
Mistakes reviews
Hiro and Kai have been together for a long time, but a misunderstanding is now threatening their relationship. Will Hiro go back to Kai, or is he going to miss out on more than he knows? Slash, MPreg
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,907 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Hiro G./Hitoshi K., Kai H.
Things You Tell The Bar Tender reviews
It's New Year's Eve, and House wants to spend the night at his favorite bar. Nothing seems to be going his way, though. And what's with the bar tender? He talks way too much. SLASH
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/31/2008 - R. Chase, G. House - Complete
Too Good To Be True reviews
Previously "Painful Flight." Kai is trapped on a plane with a killer migraine, when a certain someone comes to his rescue. Of course, it just had to be the guy he's been crushing on... Too good to be true, right? Kai/Hiro. No longer a one-shot!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,630 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Kai H., Hiro G./Hitoshi K. - Complete
Secret Santa reviews
House receives a gift from his Secret Santa, who also happens to be his secret admirer? Maybe this year, House is going to get more for Christmas than he originally thought. Slash
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/12/2008 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
You and Me reviews
Kai and Miguel are getting married! Yet what would a wedding be without friends to create SOME kind of drama at SOME point during the day, especially with friends like Tala and Bryan. Sequel to Kai's Day Off. Two-shot
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Kai H., Miguel - Complete
Birthday Cake reviews
Miguel is making a cake for Claude's birthday, and gets a little distracted. Kai/Miguel, just a bunch of fluff for the most part
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Kai H., Miguel - Complete
Kai's Day Off reviews
Kai needs a day off. With a little help from Bryan and Tala, Miguel intends to make sure he has a good one. Kai/Miguel fluff.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Kai H., Miguel - Complete
First Date reviews
Kai and Miguel go on their first date together. This is mostly just fluff. Summary is short, but hey- the first sentence sums it up!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Kai H., Miguel - Complete
Dreams reviews
Sequel to "The Last Night," but can stand alone. After a storm destroys part of his home town, Miguel leaves to help rebuild. How does Kai deal with this? KaiMiguel and TalaBryan thrown in for the heck of it. Basically fluff. Kai's OOC again, sorry.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Kai H., Miguel - Complete
The Last Night reviews
Kai's had enough of having to put up with the Bladebreakers. He doesn't want to deal with it anymore. Kai goes to Miguel in the middle of the night to say goodbye. How will Miguel take this? Warning: Kai is way OOC. Based on "The Last Night" by Skillet.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Kai H., Miguel - Complete
Friday Night reviews
This story is based on Cute Is What We Aim For's song: The Fourth Drink Instinct. Hermione was always the smart one. So why is she spending so much time at the bar? Bad summary. One shot?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Kai's Choice reviews
It was my choice, not theirs. Nothing they could have said would have stopped me. Sometimes something turns out the way you want it to, and comes back to bite you in the end. KaiXTala Oneshot
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Storm reviews
Things aren't going so well for Draco, now 23. The ministry has been infiltrated by Death Eaters, no one can find Harry, and the world he knew is spinning out of control. Then he gets some unexpected news, and things take a turn. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Scarlet Dragon reviews
ABANDONED! While in America, Hermione attends a concert with her new found local friends and is shocked to see someone she thought she'd never see again. Now her secret is about to be revealed. Is she ready? Is he? !ABANDONED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,245 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Something to Live For reviews
One Shot. DMHG. Draco gets a letter from his father and tries to end it all, but his plans are stopped by someone unexpected. I suck at summeries, sorry!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Staff of:
  1. Yaoi Paradise!
    Anime/Manga Beyblade