Da-Guru
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Joined 04-06-06, id: 1022757, Profile Updated: 12-07-11
Author has written 2 stories for Evangelion.

Pen Name: Da-Guru

Quotes: "Everyone has to live for something. I live to screw with people's heads."

"ADHD is short for Attention Deficite Hy...peract...iv...i...ty...Hey look a bird!"

Email: xeronono@gmail.com


Age: 20somthing (Barring temporal distortion or birthdays)

Gender: Male (Barring alternate realities or expensive surgery)

Favorite Animes: Evangelion, Serial Experiments Lain, FLCL, Excel Saga, Hellsing, Shadow Skill (For shear obscurity and the presence of Megumi)

Favorite Characters: Rei Ayanami, Lain Iwakura, manga Shinji (trust me there is a difference), Misato Katsuragi, Excel, Ninamori Eri (For the fact that she's not shocked by anything), Haruhara Haruko (For shear insanity), and Alucard

Favorite Movies: Collateral, Donnie Darko, Dr. Strangelove, Sin City, Fight Club, Scott Pilgrim Vs the World, and The Matrix

Favorite Books: The Dresden Files and The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Primary life philosophy: existentialism (and the meaning of life is...death. Wow, that was anticlimatic)

Primary social philosophy: benevolent sadism (taking tough love to whole new levels)

Current Projects:

Neon Genesis Evangelion: "Intervention"--Someone decides that Shinji's future is far too bleak and sends him in a wholy different direction. Enter Bob, the Angel of Rock n' Roll. Status: Suspended until further notice.

"Stranger than Fanfiction" --Shinji is hearing voices...well...voice, specifically my voice. I'm narrating his life. What follows is the result of Shinji hearing my narration. Status: Ongoing.

"Evil Twin Syndrome"--Title pretty much sums it up. What if the other Shinji that Shinji talks to during those head trips was an actual person, his evil twin Ikari Koji. Status: planning stage

"Shinji the Homocidal Maniac"--Toji's death has a big effect on Shinji's already fragile psyche. Now he's snapped and all of Tokyo 3 is at his mercy. I am one sick puppy for even thinking of this. Status: Writer's block

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Insomnia by tikitikirevenge reviews
Sun-dappled glades, ash-coated worlds: a retelling of Majora's Mask.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 197,587 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Link, Tatl
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30533 - Favs: 16,973 - Follows: 14,698 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Five Kingdoms for the Dead by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 3126 - Favs: 2,892 - Follows: 1,631 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U., Sai - Complete
Ripple Effect by andyjay18 reviews
Space-time is like Jenga; you pull one block out, and the rest come crashing down...
Crossover - Back to the Future & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,659 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Complete
Beginnings And Endings by Macavity the Mystery Cat reviews
AU. After the Third Angel, Shinji Ikari finds himself living alone, when Misato is late to arrive, and Section Two takes actions into its own hands...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,761 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Shinji I.
Oasis by Nugar reviews
They couldn't break her spirit, so they killed her mind. Dark themed but mostly hopeful/happy. Oneshot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Complete
Life Goes On by funvince reviews
Third Impact was prevented. The world didn't end. It has been six months since NERV was disbanded. Months of therapy had prepared Shinji Ikari for a new life. He finally felt prepared to face the girl he couldn't forget. Rei Ayanami.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,891 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
Learning by ashez2ashes reviews
Hinata and Naruto have a moment underneath the moonlight... but not exactly the type of moment she'd like to have. Naruhina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,740 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Notebook by Hamstadini reviews
A little confrontation between Rei and the doctor who keeps her alive. Entry 16: Examination.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,402 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Rei A., Shinji I.
Naruto's Awakening by NaraShikamaru21 reviews
After a 2nd failed attemt to rescue Sasuke, Naruto returns home, once again empty handed. But all is not lost. The mission has taught Naruto where his true power lies. As it awakens, so does Naruto, and he wakes up to more than he expected... *NaruHina*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,234 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Cheerfulness Incarnate by Omegaguardian reviews
This is a story about a boy named Uzumaki Naruto. Eventually NaruHina. UNDER RECONSTRUCTION!Joint effort with Mitsumaru. We have a lot of work to do...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 150,431 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Loneliness by T.Storm reviews
This is a short ReiShinji lemon. It's not too explicit, I've tried to keep it sweet and have at least somewhat of a plot. Enjoy!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
Those Sad, Red Eyes by Merridian reviews
When he gazed into them, it was like he saw an inevitable sense dread and hopelessness. Why did their lives have to be such tragedy? ONESHOT
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
Sanctuary by CrimsonParagon reviews
Two weeks have passed since that fateful night. It seems so long ago, yet is so fresh in the minds of those at Kaida house. An unannounced visitor, signalled by Wanta's barking. The grandfather clock chimes, breaking its long silence.
Elfen Lied - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,894 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Complete
The Second Other by Adam Kadmon reviews
Do you love me now?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,849 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Misato K., Shinji I. - Complete
Breaking Point by TenshiJaki reviews
You can only push a person so far before they break, the Titans are going to learn this the hard way when Raven has had enough. It's Humor, the summery sounds so dire... Some sprinkled RaeBB RobStar
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,996 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
The Visitor by Brishen1066 reviews
After the battle with the twelfth angel, a visitor comes to see Shinji late in the night.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,035 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
Trial and Error by Sangelide reviews
Harsh childhoods usually produce jaded souls, but Naruto seems more naive than most. Yet, looks can be decieving. See the world through the eyes of a child with the world set against him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,552 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Naruto U. - Complete
Twilight Child by KTHunter reviews
When Raven temporarily loses some of her powers, she discovers gifts she did not know she had. And enemies. BBRae First story in the Twilight Child series.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,657 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/5/2005 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Complete
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Stranger than Fanfiction reviews
Poor Shinji's hearing voices now...well, voice...specifically my voice. Enjoy.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,257 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Shinji I.
Intervention reviews
I'm Bob. I'm a psychologist...and an angel, heheh. I just started working for NERV. I think I'm going to like this job.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Shinji I., Rei A.