Reptilian Muse
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Joined 04-06-06, id: 1022763
Author has written 4 stories for Lost Boys.

Wow, I didn't realize there was a place to write about myself until just now at... 2:28 in the morning.

So here it is... Hi. People call me Ash.

I write stories.

About things.

Mostly vampire things.

That's... pretty much it.

So enjoy the rest of your day/evening.

I've just wasted five seconds of your life.

The Many Faces of Mary Sue by psychotic kitten reviews
My unofficial guide to PotC Mary Suedom. Sit back and relax as I pick apart and explain the many faces of Mary Sue, her predicable tendencies, plot clich├ęs, canon corruptions, and general overall hideousness...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,667 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 7/11/2005
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Fang Banger reviews
Legend has it, vampires have the ability to enslave humans and turn them into ghouls. Though, for Nola, it might just be the drugs. Chapter 12 updated.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,964 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 2/25/2009
Never Trust A Gypsy reviews
The Gypsies have returned to Santa Carla, unaware of its new vampire population. Chapter 7 updated.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,319 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008
Last Issue reviews
A reporter for a magazine goes undercover to investigate Santa Carla's vampire underworld. And finds more than he's getting paid for. Complete
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 49,432 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Complete
Pauly Boy reviews
Paul's story. Note: This fanfic. contains excessive bad laungauge, references to drugs, worship of Sixties music and vampirism. Complete
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,434 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Complete