i pull my hair, but don't let it throw you off. i keep my old stories for a sense of who i used to be and to see how i've grown. i'm cynical, but i still believe in love. that having been said, i'm attracted to women, but i really like men who cuss. but like i said, i'm pretty cynical. i go around in circles and i'll blow smoke at your face just to watch the muscles in your neck constrict when you cough. i'm not a vampire, but i do sleep during the day.