Author has written 18 stories for Harry Potter.
Let's just GO OVER that there are certain RULES you have to follow to be taken seriously in the Harry Potter FANDOM. Because this shit is just CANON, MAN.
/=/ Means does not equal.
Get a GOD DAMN BETA. Holy shit, fanfiction.net even has a link that can PROVIDE ONE FOR YOU now. Use YOUR resources people!
Blasie ZABINI /=/ ZAMBINI
PARCHMENT and QUILL /=/ PEN and PAPER
IT’S /=/ ITS
DRACO does NOT like to be called DRAKE, DRAC, DRAK, or any OTHER absurd pet form of his NAME. Drakie-poo is the only acceptable nickname.
YOU’RE /=/ YOUR
THERE /=/ THEIR /=/ THEY’RE
WERE /=/ WE’RE
BLOND masculine /=/ BLONDE feminine
PLEASE pretend you remember they live in England and call THEIR mothers MUM. And YOU’RE being an ARSE not and ASS, SHITE not SHIT. The RUBBISH goes in the RUBBISH BIN/BIN not the trash goes in the trash can. ALSO Harry has a SCHOOL BAG not a BACKPACK. Stop being a STUPID AMERICAN FUCK. It’s making us seem as ignorant as we really are.
GRYFFINDOR /=/ GRIFFENDOR
SLYTHERIN /=/ SLITHEREN
OH and get your stupid PERSONAL NOTES out of the middle your DAMN STORY. YOU’RE disrupting the WHOLE DAMN FLOW of the STORY. Make a little note and write it at the end so I can read it if I can find something less to care about.
ST./SAINT MUNGO’S /=/ SAN MUNGOS (…)
And DON'T write stories in first person, that's just like, super annoying and doesn't sound right. Especially if you're writing as a boy because nine times out of ten girls can't get that right - and let's face it, we're the majority of the ones writing HP fanfiction (and Harry/Draco at that ;D).
ALSO, HARRY’S name will always be short for HARRY and NEVER HAROLD. For FUCK’S SAKE.