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Joined 08-23-01, id: 102326, Profile Updated: 12-11-14
Author has written 4 stories for Matrix, and Metal Gear.

Welcome!

I used to write stories here many moons ago, some of which were a lot larger than I could manage; now I tend to read more than I produce. My style has changed over the years, so whatever you may find on this account likely represents a different writer and media follower.

My interests vary: as a sample, I consider myself a fan of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, Frozen, Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon, Adventure Time, Star Trek, the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Mystery Science Theater 3000, and The Matrix. If you're ever interested in more detail for whatever reason, feel free to ask!

My background in fiction writing is limited to fan fiction; I do, however, have a master's degree, giving me a sense, I hope, of how best to string together some interesting sentences. I can even turn a phrase on occasion. ;)

I may not always reply promptly to messages, but I do read them. I hate to think someone might be ignored.

Thanks for stopping by!

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Answering the Blizzard by Hydroxide reviews
Nature has always been about balance. Force is met by equal force, light by darkness, and freezing snow by the heat of summer. As Queen Elsa steps into her newfound freedom, pushing the limits of her magic, a long-forgotten power rises to answer her power with its own might. Now Arendelle teeters on the brink of war, as the clash of power threatens to rend the world itself apart.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,576 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., OC
Hunches by Senshi'sBard reviews
A series of post-episode oneshots following Mamoru and Usagi through the 3rd season Supers . Includes poker games, bribery by chocolate, French toast, prophetic dreams of the world's impending demise, and lots and lots and lots of bickering.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,815 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon
The Legacy by KelliLeanne reviews
What if Vader discovered Leia to be his daughter when she was a child? How would she have handled the transition? How would her life have changed?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 137,437 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Darth Vader, Leia O.
Double Jeopardy by Neuroleptic reviews
One fight. Two worlds.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 161,182 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Ami M./Amy/Sailor Mercury, Makoto K./Lita/Sailor Jupiter
Tactical Idiocy Action 2: Sons of Liberty by DarkGidora reviews
A new hero arrives!
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,068 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - S. Snake, Raiden
Shadows in the Night by Lacrea Moonlight reviews
Discovering the dark underworld of Blade and the truth that vampires exist, the Senshi embark down the dark path to the loss of innocence... Chapter 17 is up!
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Blade - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,434 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon
A Good Conversation by Esca Madeline reviews
For the RED team, talking was the only way to get their boy Engineer to open up.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,024 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008
The Road to Outer Heaven by Frank Hunter reviews
This story explores Solid Snake's effort to join FOXHOUND, his relationships to Big Boss and Gray Fox, and his final field exam in South Africa. It all leads up to his first solo mission: the infiltration of Outer Heaven. Reviews are greatly appreciated.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,265 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 10/14/2007 - S. Snake, G. Fox/Null - Complete
Sailor Moon: Galaxy Stars by Kanius reviews
Five years have passed since Galaxia's defeat. The Senshi move on to the next phase in their lives, but evil continues to lurk within the shadows. Join the Senshi as they discover new powers, new friends, and new enemies. A new saga begins. ON HIATUS.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 364,796 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Sailor Senshi/Sailor Scouts
Return by PinkPenguin18 reviews
*MGS4 Ending Spoilers* Quick oneshot that takes directly after the end of the game. OtaconSnake FRIEND-fic. Please R&R! XD
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Otacon/Hal E., S. Snake - Complete
Dimension Dominate by Cookirini reviews
It started out as a mishap...and ended when the Mobian Dr. Robotnik appeared out of nowhere on Earth, bent on conquest, with help from a shocking source. And this time, not even Sonic the Hedgehog will be able to stop him...Cross with the show AoStH.
Crossover - Sailor Moon X-overs & Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 89,854 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Complete
The Last Days of Dave and Meryl by Andi Mack reviews
A chronicled glimpse into the last six months of Dave and Meryl's relationship. Some language and sexual humor. Post Metal Gear Solid !Complete!
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,009 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Making a Difference by Anakin T Skywalker reviews
Anakin learned a few things on his visit to earth; but can he put them to use and make a difference, or will he fall back into the same old pattern? Sequel to "Now, That's Different!" This really won't make a lot of sense unless you've read the first one.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,362 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Now, That's Different! by Anakin T Skywalker reviews
Something very strange happens to Anakin and Obi-Wan during a journey through hyperspace.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,649 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Virtual Stupidity by Grey-X reviews
Set a year after MGS. Otacon coaxes Snake into trying a new VR program meant to train Philanthrophy recruits. Unfortunately, Otacon boots up a different program, thrusting them into one freaky scenario after another. Utter randomness and insanity ensue.
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,716 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Complete
Tactical Idiocy Action: Metal Gear Solid by DarkGidora reviews
Finally Complete. The epic tale of Solid Snake's struggle against FoxHound, devoid of any epicness.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,231 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 10/30/2004 - S. Snake, Liquid S. - Complete
Change of Fate by CrazyAni reviews
What if the Force could grant your greatest desire? Luke Skywalker wishes to have known his father before he turned to the Dark Side. Could he change the fate of the galaxy by meeting Anakin? ROTS AU, timetravel. COMPLETED.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 169,687 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Life At 902 by Tuxedo Will reviews
Being a 902 year old princess during time of war can be difficult. Can ChibiUsa survive long enough in the past as a child to bring back Sailor Moon?
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 93,218 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Chibiusa T./Rini/Sailor Chibi (Mini) Moon - Complete
Subject to Change by EightofSwords reviews
High school is hard enough for Sererna with only the jerkwad junior Darien to worry about. But when you add a naked transformation phase, a pyro, a genius with OCD, and REALLY short skirts – how’s a girl supposed to graduate!
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 254,512 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 9/12/2006 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen
The Matrix One Point Five by WhiteFangofWar reviews
Trinity centric story set between the first movie and Matrix Reloaded. What are the true repercussions of having 6.5 Billion people held hostage? Spoilers that lead directly into Reloaded. Completed, please review!
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,511 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Trinity, Neo - Complete
Power Transcendent by Physics Queen reviews
To transcend is to surpass one's limitations and become more than one once was. For one new enemy, this means freedom. For another, this means ultimate power. For Aino Minako, it means a chance to embrace her true nature. Shoujoai, unfinished
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 169,355 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/5/2006 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Minako A./Mina/Sailor Venus, Ami M./Amy/Sailor Mercury
The Question by LiMiYa reviews
AU. The Architect has created a new program namedNeo Anderson. Post Rev. First Fic. COMPLETE!
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,929 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Complete
Understanding by Drucilla reviews
If you stare persistently into the abyss, sometimes the abyss stares back into you.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 116,023 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/11/2004 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Smith, A.
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Keep Your Eye on the Prize reviews
Sometimes you have to mix business with pleasure.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/3/2009 - S. Snake, Otacon/Hal E. - Complete
Patriot reviews
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/31/2008 - B. Boss - Complete
Solid Advice reviews
When Otacon is preparing to go out on a date, Snake provides a few words of wisdom only a friend can give. Set after MGS2, but years before MGS4.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2008 - S. Snake, Otacon/Hal E. - Complete
The Matrix: The Lighter Side reviews
A collection of scenes from the first movie with comic twists. If you love The Matrix, READ IT! If you hate The Matrix, READ IT!
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,278 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 3/11/2006