WiseSunny
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Joined 01-14-18, id: 10233006, Profile Updated: 12-01-18
Author has written 2 stories for Young Justice, and Harry Potter.

Favorites:

Books: Harry Potter, Divergent, Hunger Games, Percy Jackson, Twilight

Movies: anything Marvel, Justice League

TV Shows/Cartoons: Justice League, Young Justice, Teen Titans, Agents of Shield

Anime/Manga: Hetalia

Pairings: HarryxHermoine, HarryxLuna, GinnyxNeville, RonxLuna, HarryxDaphne, NevillexHermoine, StevexNatasha, TonyxPepper, ClintxNatasha, WandaxPeter(Parker), GamoraxPeter(Quill), MantisxDrax, BatmanxWonderWoman, BatmanxCatwoman, RobinxBarbara, WallyxArtemis, ArthurxAlfred, ArthurxFrancis, AlfredxIvan, AnyoneInHetaliaxAnyoneElseInHetalia AnyonexOC

Food: Brie cheese, apple pie, stuffing, steak, barbecue chicken pineapple pizza (it’s really good)

Sport: Soccer/Basketball

Quotes:

”Always”-Snape

”I recognize that the council has made a decision, but given as it is a stupid-ass decision, I have elected to ignore it”-Fury

”Pasta!”-Italy

”Oh! We’re using our made up names! Then I am Spiderman!”-Peter Parker

”So not feeling the aster”-Robin

”Of course it’s in your head, Harry, but why should that mean it’s not real?”-Dumbledore

”Mischief Managed”


Evening News is where they say “Good Evening,” and then go on to tell you why it isn’t.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What do you mean, “my birth certificate expired?”

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don’t have the film.

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Firefighter: We decided to try to fight fire with fire... long story short... well... your house burned even faster.

Everything is funny as long as it happens to someone else.

I put the “fun” in “dysfunctional”.

I do what Cheerios tell me to do.

When I was kidnapped, my parent snapped into action and rented out my room.

If you try to fail and succeed, have you failed or succeeded?

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

It’s you and me against the world... we attack at dawn.

Remember: Don’t insult the alligator till after you cross the river.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to press the Up button.

A day without sunshine is like night.

If you wish a falling star it might come true...unless it’s a meteor hurtling towards Earth... then no wishes come true... unless your wish was to be killed by a meteor hurtling towards Earth.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn’t find anyone to copy it from.

When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

There are three types of people in the world; those that can count and those that can’t.

Five-fourths of my math class have trouble with fractions.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It’s just that yours is stupid.

Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

Why do doctors call their work “practice”?

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

History lesson: The dinosaurs didn’t go extinct because of a meteor. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

In a world of Cheerios, be a Fruit Loop!

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Whoever said nothing is impossible has clearly never tried to slam a revolving door.

I’m knocking on heaven’s door. Voice in background: Knocking? You nearly broke the bloody thing down!! Me: That wasn’t my fault! It was poor construction... I swear! Don’t look at me like that!

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat and drop it?

Oh god. They took my freaking kidney.

Christmas is canceled. Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year... he died laughing.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

Somebody needs a Happy Meal!

I ran into my ex the other day, then I put my car in reverse ad ran him over again.

My imaginary friend doesn’t like you either.

Would you like a cookie? Me too.

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem tomorrow.

So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals; I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants.

I hear your silence loud and clear.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Cheese...milk’s leap towards immortality.

Taste the rainbow- eat crayons!

God made man, and then he said, “I can do better than that,” and so he made women.

The cops never find it as funny as you do.

Shut up voices! Or I’ll poke you with a Q-tip again.

Some people are scared of heights. Not me. I’m scared of widths.

How am I supposed to miss you if you never left?

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars, and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling?

“Wal-mart, do they like, sell walls there?” - Paris Hilton

There’s stupid coming out of your mouth hole again.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

In God we trust, all others must pay cash.

There’s nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It’s when you argue with yourself and lose when it’s weird.

Man came before women because every master piece needs a rough draft.

Children in front seats lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.

They say hard work never hurts anyone, but why take the chance?

If at first you don’t succeed, don’t try skydiving.

A computer beat me at chess once, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Assassinations are an extreme form of censorship

You are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Men are like parking spots. The good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.

Too often, we lose sight of life’s simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. But, it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap that jerk upside the head.

I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings. I was aiming for your face.

If Tylenol, Duck Tape, and a Band Aid can’t fix it, you have a serious problem.

You don’t have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

Flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Well, the voices and I are unanimous: you suck.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

It’s not my fault that I never learned responsibility.

If corn oil come from corn, where do we get baby oil from?

Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friend’s head.

Don’t walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

Oh I know how you feel. I just don’t care.

Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for the day. Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an s in it?

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, “Where did I go wrong?” Then a voice says to me, “This is going to take more than one night.”

When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you.

Why do today what can be put off until tomorrow?

If at first you don’t succeed, don’t try skydiving.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Most people are only alive because it’s illegal to shoot them.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

God grant me patience but do it quickly.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I’ve erased that line.

I’m the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

God grant me serenity to accept things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and a big bag of money.

Life is full of disappointments, and I’m full of life!

He who laughs last didn’t get it.

Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it’s my mom or dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it’s Colin.

Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

I’ve got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have.

He who stands on a window sill to see how far he can lean out without falling is a moron.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day, and tomorrow does not look good either.

Friends will always be like “Well you deserve better” but best friends will be prank calling him saying, “You will die in seven days.”

Cute, but evil, things even out.

I would love to have a battle of wits with you but you appear unarmed.


Proof that the Intelligence Level of Humanity is Rather Low

1. Children’s Aspirin: Warning: Keep away from children.

2. Puzzle: Warning: Some assembly required.

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping.

4. Frisbee: Warning: May contain small parts.

5. Candle: Warning: A burning candle is fire.

6. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap.

7. On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: Keep out of children.

8. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.

9. On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

10. On a blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not to be used as protection from a tornado.

11. On a Swanson frozen dinner Serving Suggestion: Defrost.

12. On a child’s Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not allow you to fly.

13. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep it of children.

14. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping.

15. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking.

16. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

17. On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness.

18. On Sainsbury’s peanuts: Warning: Contains nuts.

19. On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert: Do not turn upside down (it’s printed on the bottom)

20. On packaging for a Rowena iron: Do not iron clothes on body.

21. On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use

22. Christmas Lights: Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

23. Boot’ Children Cough Medicine: Warning: Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.

24. Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Warning: Product will be hot after heating.


A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was physically impossible. The girl said, “Well, the when I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girls replied, “Then you ask him.”

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the 10 Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy father and mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us you to treat our bothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat, one little boy replied, “Thou shalt not kill.”

An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?" "Just water," says the priest, fingers crossed. The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?" The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted it on the apple tray: “Take only one, God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is busy watching the apples.

A girl was watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She noticed that her mom had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her mother replied, “Well, every time you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.” The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”

A white man said, “Colored people aren’t allowed here.” The black man turned to him and said, “Listen sir, when I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I’m sick, I’m black. When I go in the sun, I’m black, when I’m cold, I’m black, and when I die, I’ll be black. But you sir, when you were born you were pink, when you grow up, you were white. When you’re sick, you turn green. When you go in the sun, you turn red. When you’re cold, you get blue. And when you die, you turn purple. And to have the nerve to call ME colored?” The black man turned back around and the white man walked away. COPY AND PUT IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU’RE AGAINST RACISM!


Fun Ways to Make Sure You’re Insane

1. At lunch time, sir in your parked car with your sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

5. Finish all your sentences with, “In accordance with the prophecy.”

6. Sing along at the opera.

7. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, “I WON! I WON!”

8. Ask you dog if it’s comfortable with it’s name. Repeat with your car, until people ask if your alright.

9. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.

10. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is “to-go”.

12. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

13. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, “Run for you lives! They’re loose!”


Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want; stay on the line and we’ll trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mothership. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and the small voice will tell you which number to press . If you are depressed it doesn’t matter which button you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic, press 69696969. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the next beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try you call again alter. If you have low self esteem, hang up. All our operators are to busy to talk to you.

Honestly though people, mental disorders aren’t funny. People, including myself, sometimes joke about it, but we really shouldn’t. Mental disorders are medical conditions, and just like any other medical condition (asthma, concussion, broken leg, etc) need treatment. If you or any of your friends have a mental disorder, please get help. If you had a broken leg you would go to a doctor. So why shouldn’t you go to a doctor now? Copy and paste into your profile if you want to end the stigma about mental disorders.


Things I’m Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts

1. I will not sing, “We’re off to sing the wizard” when sent to the Headmaster’s office.

2. I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class.

3. I will not ask Harry Potter who died and made you boss.

4. Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda.

5. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.

6. First years are not to be fed to fluffy.

7. I will not make jokes about Lupin and his “time of the month”

8. I will not give Hagrid Pokémon cards and convince him they’re real animals.

9. I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

10. When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I will not point to the Dark Mark and shout, “To the Bat-Mobile, Robin!”

11. I will not send Snape a bar of soap for Christmas.

12. I will not put a Muggle fairy book in the history section at the library.

13. I will not paint a house elf blue, nor will I call them a smurf.

14. I will not call Dumbledore “Santa” during the Christmas Holidays.

15. I will not refer to the Accio charm as “the Force”

16. I will not say “Dude, get a life,” to Voldemort.

17. If I see a Death Eater with a white mask, I should not start singing anything from the Phantom of the opera.

18. I will not slip Malloy a love potion in his morning goblet of pumpkin juice.

19. I will not make lightsaber sounds with my wand.

20. I will not sing my own personal spy MSU I when wandering the halls.

21. I will not hold my wand in the air before I cast spells and shout, “I got the power!”

22. I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my calculus book.

23. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as bookends.

24. I will not yell “BURN!” every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor.

25. When a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

26. Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is coincidental.

27. I will not yell, “Bam!” every time I apparate.

28. “To conquer the earth with flying monkeys” is not an appropriate career choice.


Things to Do at Walmart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they aren’t looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to a pen employee and tell them Code 3 in Housewares and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask them to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

6. Move a “Caution-Wet Floor” sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you’ll invite them in if they’ll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, Why can’t you people just leave me alone?”

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror, and lick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible there.

12. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna look” using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say, “Pick me! Pick me!”

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No! No! It’s those voices again!”

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, “There’s no toilet paper in here!”

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw the, down an aisle shouting, “Pikachu, I choose you!”


Roses are red

Violets are blue

Sugar is sweet

And so are you

But the roses are wilting

The violets are dead

The sugar bowl’s empty

And so is your head


Things to Do in an Elevator

1. Crack open you briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask, “Got enough air in there?”

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him ir her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM!”- and back away slowly.

7. Say “DING!” at each floor.

8. Say “I wonder what all these do?” and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, hen announce: “I have new socks on.”

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, “Is that your beeper?”

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”

14. When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi Greg. How’s your day been?”

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don’t exist.

22. Make car noises when someone gets in or off.

23. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

24. Grimace painfully while smacking you forehead and muttering: “Shut up, all of you, just shut UP!”

25. Walk on with a cooler that says “human head” on the side.

26. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, “Hide it... quick!” Then whistle innocently.

27. Let your cell phone ring. Don’t answer it.

28. Walk into the lift and say “This reminds me a being alive. Ah, those were the days...”

29. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don’t.

30. Ask people which floor they want, say in “Who wants to be a million” style, “Is that your final answer?”

31. Also in your bellboy act, ask which floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say, “you should be ashamed of yourself”, and leave the lift tutting.

32. Ask, “Did you feel that?”

33. Tell people you can see their aura.

34. When the doors close, announce, “It’s okay. Don’t panic, they open up again.

35. Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”

36. Dress up in a log, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce, “It is time...”


I Owe my Mother

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL. “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. “Because I said so, that’s why.”

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. “If you fall out of the swing and break your neck, you’re not coming to the store with me.”

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. “Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”

7. My mother taught me IRONY. “Keep crying and I’ll give you something to cry about.”

8. My mother taught me OSMOSIS. “Shut your mouth and eat you supper.”

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM. “Will you look at that dirt at the back of your neck!”

10. My mother taught me STAMINA. “You’ll sit there until al, that spinach is gone.”

11. My mother taught me WEATHER. “This room looks as if a tornado went through it.

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY. “If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!”

13. My mother taught me CIRCLE OF LIFE. “I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.”

14. My mother taught me BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. “Stop acting like your father!”

15. My mother taught me ENVY. “The are millions of less fortunate children in the world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.”

16. My mother taught me ANTICIPATION. “Just wait until we get home.”

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. “If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way.”

18. My mother taught me ESP. “Put your sweater on. Don’t you think I know when you are cold?”

19. My mother taught me HUMOR. “When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”

20. My mother taught me IRONY...AGAIN. “You son of a bitch!”

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BE AN ADULT. “If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. “You’re just like your father.”

23. My mother taught me ABOUT MY ROOTS. “Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn.”

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. “When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.”

25. My mother taught me JUSTICE. “One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!”


If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve ever asked a really stupid and obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve done the above on purpose, put this in your profile too.

If you haven’t died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five seconds, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile

If you’re a chocoholic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people’s profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to dump a glass of water on someone’s head, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less that four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have inside jokes... with yourself... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get pissed when your stories get no reviews but other crappy stories get 800 reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked under something that is two feet over your head, but ducked anyway, copy and paste this onto your profile.

IF YOU HAVE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.

If you make random movie/book references in your conversations and you are the only one that realizes it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

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I was walking around in a Target Store, when a saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn’t have been more than five or six years old. The cashier said, “I’m sorry, but you don’t have enough money to buy this doll.” Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him, “Granny, are you sure I don’t have enough money?” The old lady replied, “You know that you don’t have enough money to but this doll my dear.” Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she walked around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. “It’s the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure Santa Claus would bring it to her.” I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly, “No, Santa Claus can’t bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.” His eyes were so sad saying this. “My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.” My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said, “I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet I need her to wait until I come back.” The little boy showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me “I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won’t forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she didn’t have too leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.” Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy, “Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?” “Ok” he said. “I hope I do have enough.” I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. He little boy said, “Thank you God for giving me enough money!” Then he looked at me and added, “I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to me sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to but a white rose for my mommy, but I didn’t dare ask God for too much. But he gave me enough to but the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses.” A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from where I had started. I couldn’t get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article about two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Another two days after my encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn’t stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young women was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her ha d with a phone of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

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Extraordinary Times by Kenchi618 reviews
The life of a young mutant is perilous enough on its own. Follow the experiences of a student entering the hallowed halls of the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning, learning just what it takes and what it means to count himself as one of a race that is feared and targeted by many. Welcome to the X-Men, Bellamy Marcher - Hope you survive the experience.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 513,773 - Reviews: 3526 - Favs: 5,354 - Follows: 5,599 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 4/1/2016 - OC
Gramarye by AnAppleOfDiscord reviews
Distraught over governmental deceptions from both sides of the pond and concerned with America's well-being and his blossoming magic, England solidifies his role in the boy's life. Sadly, his leisure plans for Beltane's Day go awry when Alfred acts on a hidden agenda and a hinkypunk's directions. Rated T. Sequel to Elferingewort NO PAIRINGS Father Son Fic
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 59 - Words: 391,187 - Reviews: 2247 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/27/2023 - Published: 3/29/2017 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Ghosts of the Past by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
Sequel to Child of the Storm. Harry's life has changed a lot over the past year, what with the return of his father, Thor, murder attempts by everything from HYDRA assassins to Elder Gods keeping him on his toes and making a few new friends. But while Chthon and HYDRA are gone, all sorts of dark things have been stirred up, things thought long gone. And guess who they're after...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 74 - Words: 1,078,266 - Reviews: 5132 - Favs: 4,193 - Follows: 4,542 - Updated: 9/12/2022 - Published: 7/12/2016 - Harry P., Thor, Carol Danvers/Captain Marvel - Complete
Less Than Zero by Kenchi618 reviews
It's one thing to enter the world of heroes and villains, it's another thing entirely to find your way back out again. That's a bitter truth to swallow when you want no part of the life to begin with. A hasty decision from a young man with his back against the wall sends him down a path of which there is no return. OC main character.
DC Superheroes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 567,551 - Reviews: 9000 - Favs: 11,876 - Follows: 11,473 - Updated: 8/17/2022 - Published: 5/19/2014 - OC - Complete
Capitol Punishment by Lifeoflemoon reviews
Daniel Christopher Washington was getting curious. He was now 203 years old, and he kind of wanted to know why. He's beginning to hear of others like him, and he's questioning what is his real purpose for living so long. After reading a book, he realizes there are some people he needs to meet and connections to make. But it's not gonna be easy. He's in line for Capital Punishment.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,192 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/2/2021 - Published: 4/9/2017 - England/Britain, America, OC
Lost Nations by Scorpius02 reviews
Two immortal brothers, who had wandered the North American continent for many years while hiding their identity, decided to settle temporarily in a town. They never knew what they were until strange people began to arrive in town for some secret meeting. Modern AU: If America and Canada weren't found by the European nations. Cover art by りり
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 91,368 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 11/29/2019 - Published: 1/19/2017 - America, Canada - Complete
Eyes of a Child by ESepticeye reviews
A small girl appears near Avengers tower, hurt and mumbling of a certain trickster. After the group decides to take her in - the truth comes to light. Post Avengers AU where Loki escaped after New York. Focus on Natasha's softer side and dark Loki, both in relation to OC. Warnings: Gore, Torture
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,788 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/30/2019 - Published: 7/4/2018 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki, OC
Elferingewort by AnAppleOfDiscord reviews
America chafes under England's unwavering attention and the globe's reaction regarding his...downsizing. Will liberty prevail in a world deadset on confining the hero with bedtimes and booster seats? Can he last a Winter Holiday in the U.K. when the Unseelie Court gets dangerously interested in him? Sequel to Wendigo. NO PAIRINGS. Father Son Fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 67 - Words: 408,431 - Reviews: 3828 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 3/26/2017 - Published: 11/16/2015 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Child of the Storm by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
Once, Thor was James Potter, New Mexico being a refinement of Odin's technique (being murdered didn't do Thor's sanity any favours). After a decade, a mostly reformed Loki restores his memories, introducing Thor's son, Harry, to new family and friends. But soon, ancient secrets emerge along with enemies both old and new as darkness rises. Harry is left with a choice: Fight or Die.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 824,687 - Reviews: 9102 - Favs: 11,232 - Follows: 9,336 - Updated: 7/12/2016 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P., Thor - Complete
Wendigo by AnAppleOfDiscord reviews
Arthur was so used to foes attacking him as a nation; he forgot his vulnerabilities as a man. A longtime enemy settles the score; Alfred gets caught in the crossfire. Rated T. NO PAIRINGS. Father Son Fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 173,295 - Reviews: 1783 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 4/7/2016 - Published: 1/25/2015 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Bethany Ford - A Young Justice Novel by petvet2b25 reviews
Bethany Ford accidentally travels to the Young Justice Universe and joins them. With their guidance, she learns to love and face her own fears. Learn what it's like to meet the Young Justice team for the first time and to go on new adventures with them. Together, Bethany will discover love, friendship, family, and heart-pounding adventure. A daring, bold, and heart-leaping novel.
Crossover - Young Justice & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 86,200 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 11/26/2014 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Bruce W./Batman, Artemis C./Artemis, Richard G./Robin - Complete
Kisses Cursed by The Fictionist reviews
Fairytale AU. Loosely inspired by Beauty and the Beast. Some said he was once a man, cursed, and some that he sold his soul to demons and became one in turn. Others said that such evil as he could never have been human. That he was instead a nightmare, left lingering upon the earth a very long time ago. Harry just knew it wasn't safe to walk near the Riddle House after dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,377 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 2,851 - Follows: 1,596 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
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The Makings of a Map reviews
The Marauder's Map is an amazing invention, no doubt. But how did 4 students work together to create such a thing?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2018
To Catch a Bird reviews
In a world of soul marks, Tegan thinks she has found her soulmate in Robin. Dick Grayson believes he has found his soulmate in a girl, but she doesn't know him. Dick loves Tegan, but Tegan loves Robin.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/5/2018 - [Richard G./Robin, OC]