roundabout wickedness
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Joined 04-07-06, id: 1023435, Profile Updated: 05-18-09
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello! I'm Roundabout Wickedness, obviously. I write Harry Potter fanfic, heh. Eventually, you'll see more than I've got now. Sadly, it's only two stories. And I'm still working on it. Go me!


name: roundabout wickedness
age: seventeen
gender: female, the stronger sex!


1. I'm alive. AND WELL!
2. Flair for Trouble is probably dead.
3. Out of freshman year in college.
4. Currently crushing. Not stalking.


1. Books:Dean Koontz, Stephen King, James Rollin, Phillipa Gregory, and JK Rowling. My author's.
2. Music: Relient K & Trans Siberian Orchestra.
3. Movies: John Cusack movies,
4. Sports: Red Wings.

My Stories:

My stories will mainly all be written for my amusement, or for my friends. They request stories for certain characters, I make the plot...etc. etc.

1. Flair for Trouble: written for my amusement, along with my friends' (though they don't all know it yet). It's a Severus/Hermione fic, and it's slightly OOC.
2. Her Slytherin:The Beginning (formerly To The Utmost Horror of the Weasel): written purely because I was totally bored. Fluffy, short, Blaise and Ginny
3. Her Slytherin: I got attacked by a rampaging plot bunny and well...things sprung from there. It's got Ginny and Blaise as the main couple, and Hermione and Draco in there as well.

My Favorite Ships:

Harry Potter:


Happy reading, happy reviewing. -hint- -cough-

The Jedi Drinking Song

Chorus: I had one pint of beer, and one shot of scotch,
I had one bottle of wine, and bourbon on the rocks
I had one lassie on me right, another on the left,
I looked that puppet in the eye and said give me the test

A long time ago, in a pub far away,
I sat on a bar stool, just drinking away,
I couldn't hold it down, I guess I had too much
I felt a tremor in the force and then I lost my lunch
I woke up in a desert land, feeling hot and sick,
I saw a bearded man, he looked like some kind of hick,
He slowly waved his hand, and my pain was gone
He said let's go see Yoda, and I'll teach you this song.

So we got on a star ship, and flew off into space
He said his name was Obi-Wan and there is no time to waste,
I have to get you trained before it is too late,
He said drink this bottle of whisky, and don't give in to hate.
My training went on, and I'd drank most of the bar
We stopped for supplies on the nearest Death Star
I learned to control my fear, and hold my alcohol
Soon I was able to stand even when Obi-Wan would fall.

-Star Wars theme song-

I sat down beside him and looked him in the eye
He broke the silence, said you judge me by my size
Obi-Wan said careful, for Yoda is the best
I said ok shorty, bring on the test
Well I could tell you how it ended, I could tell you some lies Let's just say, on that night the force was on his side
I got all riled up, and they threw me in jail
I said I don't believe it, Yoda said that's why I failed

This is the song talked about in Chapter Four of Flair for Trouble, for those who were wondering the lyrics and the title. I've found a new obsession with drinking songs, of which "Lily the Pink" is my favorite.

Little Things

Hugh Laurie is love.

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Be Little by coffeeonthepatio reviews
De-aged Harry is adopted by Hermione - the future ambassador for magic in Rome. Somewhere in Italy, a strange man is walking the streets, bearing a remarkable resemblance to one Severus Snape. Will they ever meet? Will love ensue? Almost canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 53 - Words: 119,237 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
I Am Just A Flea by Gingham and Basil reviews
It started when Draco decided to do something about Hermione's lack of interest in his harassing. When things went from bad to worse, trying to find out what she thought of him, that he finally became scared...and addicted to this wee thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,243 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Only Eyes to See by ChristineX reviews
COMPLETE! Sarah falls into Middle Earth and ends up captured by the Lord of the Nazgul. Unfortunately, it just gets worse from there. Rated M for the usual sex and violence. Cover art in my profile!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,567 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Sauron - Complete
A Necromancer's Sacrifice by Ame the Pirate Queen reviews
Dark magic is growing at Hogwarts and there is only one person who can train it into something good. Can Hermione diffuse the threat of a budding necromancer before the Dark Lord takes advantage of this threatening power?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
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Trouble reviews
SSHG, AU, slightly OOC. A story about potions, tension, and the inevitable draw of two intelligent people to each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,795 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Her Slytherin reviews
It's been two years since Blaise and Ginny first got together...and Ginny's found something unsettling out. BZGW and DMHG Rated T for now. Editted; will be updated soon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,620 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Blaise Z., Ginny W.
Flair for Trouble reviews
Hermione faints in the Entrance Hall at the beginning of her seventh year, and Dumbledore sends her to Snape's rooms to recover, and she plays a dastardly prank on him...and gets caught. What's going to happen afterwards? HGSS. non HBPcompliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,453 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Toothbrush reviews
Her first detention, a mysteriously familiar toothbrush, and a bit of fluff. PWP. Something I wrote a while ago, apparently intending to continue it, but for the life of me, I cannot remember what I planned for it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Her Slytherin: The Beginning reviews
Blaise is too shy to ask the object of his affection out, and when Draco drags him over to the Gryffindor table...oneshotfluff. BZGW... used to be To The Utmost Horror of The Weasel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete