Elphie7
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Joined 04-08-06, id: 1024050
Author has written 2 stories for Hey Arnold.

"The more you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go."
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Ice Water by Pyrus Japonica reviews
Gerald's FBI. Helga's CIA. When Phoebe goes MIA, will the agents be able to find her in time? Or at least get Arnold an acronym? Part 2 in the Elements Series, see Hot Air for Part 1.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,129 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 1/20/2003 - Helga, Gerald
A Little Understanding by Skyhiatrist reviews
It's not his fault that she's in love with him, but then she can't really help it either. Fate has locked Vicky's eyes eternally on Timmy, but Timmy's thoughts rest on Wanda and the now condemmed Cosmo. How to save him, what to do? VickyxTimmy.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,463 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Timmy, Vicki
The Pataki Bride by Chudney reviews
The parody we all thought was dead, much like the 1980s themselves, has returned. Back to the dry wit, the swordfights, the evil schemes, the cocklewarming romantic drama or lack thereof, and anachronisms galore. Mildly violent action, but not much.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,619 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 2/12/2003
Nine Months and Counting by PlayerPiano reviews
After three years of marriage, Victor and Victoria are expecting a new addition to the Van Dort clan.
Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,324 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/21/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
The Questionable Propriety of Twilight Walks by PlayerPiano reviews
Not all marriages are arranged. Even in a tiny, isolated, and repressed little village, sometimes people just meet. A lengthy oneshot, set before the movie.
Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,027 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/30/2006 - William V., Nell V. - Complete
Victor's Mistress by PlayerPiano reviews
Something quite interesting regarding Victor and Victoria's marriage is unearthed. Oneshot.
Corpse Bride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Victor V., Victoria E. - Complete
The Brainy Saga by Nftnat reviews
An introspective chapter, where we find out what made Miriam what she is. It's more intense than it sounds. Chapter 24.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 171,386 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 2/7/2002
It Happens to All of Us by PlayerPiano reviews
Victor's back in the Land of the Dead. Only this time he's 83 years old, and has a lot of catching up to do.
Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,546 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Victor V., Victoria E. - Complete
Half Dead by Skyhiatrist reviews
After Helga's Grandmother dies, Helga and Death have a little heart to heart. But of course, being Helga, there was always going to be a little trouble. A Hallowe'en Story. XCompleteX
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,646 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/28/2005 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Complete
Ribbons/Hair/Never/There by Heidi Patacki reviews
Helga and Arnold meet at Eugene's wedding, ten years after the cruel circumstances that split them apart. Helga reveals a secret, and its not what you may think.
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,711 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 10/19/2001
The Cravat Pin by PlayerPiano reviews
On his and Victoria's first wedding anniversary, Victor can't find his diamond cravat pin. He ends up finding a bit more than just the pin, however. Oneshot. REVISED.
Corpse Bride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,983 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Victor V., Victoria E. - Complete
Wedding Night by PlayerPiano reviews
It's Victor and Victoria's first night as a married couple...And they're both nervous enough to faint. Completed.
Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,017 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Victor V., Victoria E. - Complete
How Helga Got Her Mean Back by Skyhiatrist reviews
When the class find out Helga is leaving for England, they bet her that she can't spend her last two months in Hillwood being 'nice'. XComplete, really this timeX
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,605 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/20/2005 - Published: 4/27/2005
Ten Steps Back by Cybra reviews
Cindy visits Jimmy's lab to make sure he keeps his end of the bargain, but Jimmy is less than thrilled to see her. oneshot, Post League of Villains
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Complete
Silver Bells by Heidi Patacki reviews
An ArnoldHelga Christmas story. It's Christmas in Hillwood, and Arnold has fallen for Helga, who is stressing over family issues. When a misunderstanding sends her into the arms of danger, Arnold is determined to rescue her.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,978 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/8/2004
Something Wicked by Heidi Patacki reviews
Arnold tries to stop Helga and Curly from visiting an abandoned mental hospital on Halloween night, but ends up getting pulled along for the ride . . .
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,234 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/28/2004 - Published: 10/12/2004
Lord of the Pies by Miss Matched reviews
Working in a bakery is tough enough; try working when all you can do is think about the girl sitting by the window! One-Shot, AH
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Complete
She Did Make A Lovely Ghost Bride by DarthRoden aka Carl reviews
ONE SHOT! Set after the events of the Episode Ghost Bride What happens afterwards when Arnold walks Helga home. Arnold and Helga fluff. Enjoy!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/12/2003 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
What If? by Starry Nights reviews
Each chapter, different couple, read one or read them all...FINISHED!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,826 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/1/2003 - Published: 5/12/2002 - Complete
Giving Up by Cybra reviews
Arnold had failed. Scheck had burned the document. What other option was there than to give up?
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/15/2003
The Secret by Cybra reviews
Something's going on in the Sunset Arms that nobody's talking about. A secret that, if exploited, could lead to disaster. *Completed!*
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,321 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/24/2003 - Published: 3/30/2002 - Complete
All the Animals In the Zoo by Heidi Patacki reviews
Curly snaps again, this time at the kids' senior prom, kidnapping prom queen Rhonda Lloyd. A Curly/Rhonda fic.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,267 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Updated: 2/22/2003 - Published: 1/31/2003
The Queen's Treasure by Poison Ivory reviews
Helga. Arnold. Perilous Quest. Good Guys. Bad Guys. Mysteries. Ancient Treasure. The Devil. Mary Sue. Cults. Priests. And, if you're lucky, a little nookie. Chapter Four is up! Do me a favor, don't click on those email addys...they're not real...I hope.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,408 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/21/2003 - Published: 5/14/2002
Hot Air by Pyrus Japonica reviews
Evil villians, secret agents, a dark threat, adventure, true love, sword fights, miracles...wait that's the Princess Bride. But this is pretty good too. Rated PG for suspense. ::COMPLETE!:: See Ice Water for Part 2!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,681 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/16/2003 - Published: 6/11/2002 - Gerald, Helga - Complete
Crazy For You by Poison Ivory reviews
Helga and Arnold are reunited at Phoebe and Gerald's wedding, and neither of them are talking about what happened between them. But what did happen? Rated R for language and sexual situations. 4 and 5...the end!
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,692 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/3/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002
Home For Christmas by Poison Ivory reviews
Arnold sets off to find Santa, and Gerald makes his first appearance!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,344 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/12/2002 - Published: 11/18/2002
Always by Poison Ivory reviews
A tragic tale of an endless love...TWO new chapters!
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,415 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/18/2002 - Published: 4/19/2002
You never told me you loved me by Starry Nights reviews
I would like to think the title is self-explanatory but if it isn't...a midnight talk leads to a startling realization.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2002
Home Cooking by Otter reviews
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. But Helga can't cook. Or can she? Take one cup comedy, add a spoonful of drama, and a dash of romance. Then overheat like Helga's imagination!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,703 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/30/2002
The Accomplice by Pyrus Japonica reviews
Why does Helga keep helping Grandpa? How much does he know about her secret? And why does he care?
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2002 - Helga - Complete
Worst-Case Scenario by Cybra reviews
It was an ordinary day at school. Then things went horribly wrong...*WARNING: Extreme silliness ahead! Not to be taken seriously!*
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/25/2002
Here's Looking At You, Helga by Poison Ivory reviews
I've finally chosen a title! Helga's getting married...but to who?
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,770 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2002
Gerald Speaks by Pyrus Japonica reviews
Inside the mind of a character often taken for granted, you might find that he has some surprises after all. A story on the nature of love and the forms it can take.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2002 - Gerald - Complete
Finding Solace/Behind the Blue by Poison Ivory reviews
If Arnold kisses Lila & Helga kisses her beefcake boyfriend, & Lila & Beefcake are cheating with each other, does Arnold kiss Helga by proxy? And why does he want to? Rating for mild language...not that that'll stop anyone...
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2002
Missing Pieces by Poison Ivory reviews
An epic story, with kidnappings, fatal attraction, long-lost relatives, legendary treasures...oh, and a little love between our favorite blondes (no, not Simmons and Nadine...EW). THE END...the epilogue is up!
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,949 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/5/2002 - Published: 3/2/2002
A Letter For Helga by Otter reviews
Teenage Helga gets a letter from a long lost friend.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,719 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/11/2001
Stalling by Heidi Patacki reviews
After graduation, Helga spends her last night in town with Arnold.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,371 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/18/2001
Christmas in Brooklyn by Heidi Patacki reviews
" ... She was still Helga and he was still Arnold: the enemies, the lovers, the eternal paradox..."
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,308 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/14/2001 - Published: 12/5/2000
Proof by littlepinkbook reviews
A little short piece about desire and rated as it is for the tiniest hint to *ahem* sex and swearing. I never thought I go here with HA but I felt the need, Enjoy x
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2001
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UmbrellaRed reviews
A rainy afternoon with two unlikely companions.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Helga, Gerald - Complete
Evil reviews
Two characters find one another at another couple's wedding. Kinda short, sorry . . .
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Helga, Gerald - Complete