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Name: Catie
Location: Oregon, USA
Age: College
Gender: Female

Favorite Parings: AnniexAuggie (Covert Affairs), CameronxChase (House), BrennanxBooth & HodginsxAngela (Bones), JimxPam (The Office), LeonardxPenny (Big Bang Theory), EdwardxBella & JacobxBella (Twilight), and HarryxGinny (Harry Potter).

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Adventures in Parenthood: A Collection of Oneshots by kittycat69 reviews
A collection of oneshots following the ups-and-downs of Auggie and Annie's future as parents as well as the growing up of their children. Future-centric. Multi-Genre. 1-31: Auggie had to accept the fact that his baby girl was now grown up. He had to accept that she had fallen in love. Had to accept she just got married today. And had to accept that he just got replaced.
Covert Affairs - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,297 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 6/27/2011 - [Annie W., Auggie A.] OC
Drowning by kittycat69 reviews
Oneshot. "It's funny...but in all the movies, people always kiss in the rain. I can't tell if it would be wonderful or if it would just be wet and slippery. Have you ever thought about it? It's an interesting hypothesis." ChristinexMichael.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2014 - [Christine B., Michael H.] - Complete
Can I Take It Off Now? by kittycat69 reviews
Oneshot. "Did I thank you for this yet?" "Nope, you threatened my life, my sanity, my car, my driver, and my sex life, but you didn't ever thank me." Auggie has a surprise for Annie. AxA.
Covert Affairs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2013 - [Annie W., Auggie A.] - Complete
Eternity by kittycat69 reviews
Oneshot. The afterlife was a very strange place. It had made him forget time and let his memories consume him. And he could have sworn that he remembered her perfectly... AxA
Covert Affairs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2013 - [Annie W., Auggie A.] - Complete
Hold On by Kris Morene reviews
She wasn't just a colleague anymore. She wasn't a friend like Wilson. She wasn't a lover. She didn't fit into any of the boxes he used to classify people. What was he supposed to do? HCam. Warning: deals with rape aftermath, actual assault is not shown.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,356 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 2/1/2007 - A. Cameron, G. House
Sour Milk by kittycat69 reviews
Oneshot. Quite frankly, she didn't want to discuss much of anything with him at this point. Ten years was a long time, and her wounds were all healed up, "Edward, we're standing in the middle of a grocery store parking lot. Also, it looks like it's going to rain soon. And my milk is going to go bad."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2013 - [Bella, Jacob] Edward - Complete
The Secret of the Mountains by kittycat69 reviews
AU. The dreaded dragon Auggie raids the nearby village on the hunt for a princess, and kidnaps Annie! That's just fine with her, because she'd rather not go back to the castle anyway. The fact that she's not actually a princess might be an issue though...
Covert Affairs - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Annie W., Auggie A.
All I Want for Christmas by kittycat69 reviews
One-shot. Auggie covered his face with one hand and pointed up with the other. He couldn't see it, of course, but he knew it was there. Call it instinct. "It was Danielle's idea," he defended.
Covert Affairs - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2013 - [Annie W., Auggie A.] Danielle B., Jai W. - Complete
Merry Christmas, Darling by kittycat69 reviews
Oneshot. "Mr. and Mrs. August and Annie Anderson...Yeah, I guess it sounds okay. Although it is a bit of a mouthful. How will we ever fit it all on the wedding invites?"
Covert Affairs - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/2/2012 - [Annie W., Auggie A.] - Complete
Bittersweet by kittycat69 reviews
Oneshot. He loves her hands. They're long, elegant, tapered and beautiful. The nails of her right hand are bitten to the quick but he loves them anyway. Always her right hand though and never her left and he finds that much more endearing. Pre-CF. PeetaKatniss
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Honor by kittycat69 reviews
AU. It's all about honor in these kingdoms. But sometimes, you have to learn to follow your heart instead. Besides, Annie was never much of a traditionalist... AuggiexAnnie ArthurxJoan JaixReva
Covert Affairs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,547 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - [Annie W., Auggie A.] Jai W., Joan C. - Complete
Into the Wild by kittycat69 reviews
The gang needs some bonding time. Mix together six teenagers, a hot summer, cold water, a couple tents, a few s'mores, some friendly competition, and a whole lot of laughs. And what do you get? The result is camping, of course. All human. Cannon parings.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,001 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - [Bella, Edward] Alice, Emmett - Complete
Red Plaid Dress by kittycat69 reviews
Oneshot. "My father always says I'm five steps ahead of my feet." Peeta brushed the dirt off his pants once again. "Only four," Katniss said with a grin.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
The Laws of Fanfiction by kittycat69 reviews
One-Shot. "Doesn't this all break the laws of, you know, physics?" "This is a fanfiction. The laws of physics simply no longer apply." This is my attempt to poke fun at those ridiculous crack fics I hate so much. Hope you enjoy it!
Covert Affairs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,766 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Annie W., Auggie A. - Complete
Footsteps by kittycat69 reviews
Two-shot. Right, Left. Slowly, one foot after the other, just keep moving. Right, Left, Right. Just a little further, just a few more steps. Just keep walking. Right, Left.
Covert Affairs - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Annie W., Auggie A. - Complete
Things She Never Knew by Stella Celeste Taylor reviews
A series of oneshots centering around the "A squared" pairing. Rated for swearing. ON HIATUS, will be marked complete. Only maybe not permanently.
Covert Affairs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Annie W., Auggie A. - Complete
Worry by kittycat69 reviews
One-shot. Annie's knuckles are white, fingers fisted against the keyboard, as the letters burn across her eyes. "You know how to get a hold of any of us. We'll always answer. We love you. I love you. -Auggie"
Covert Affairs - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Annie W., Auggie A. - Complete
Jealousy by kittycat69 reviews
One-shot. Without another word, Auggie leaned forward and did the one thing that could ever win him the argument.
Covert Affairs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Annie W., Auggie A. - Complete
The Art of Running Away by kittycat69 reviews
Oneshot. This was all he could do. He could walk up to that room and confess every word he had ever wanted to say. She could take it or leave it. She had already left once. She could always just run again. She wasn't chasing dreams, she was running.
Covert Affairs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Annie W., Auggie A. - Complete
Jumping to Conclusions by kittycat69 reviews
Oneshot. It was a nasty habit, really. It was bound to get her into trouble eventually.
Covert Affairs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Annie W., Auggie A. - Complete
Serenade by kittycat69 reviews
Oneshot. "No one has ever written me a song before."
Covert Affairs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Annie W., Auggie A. - Complete
Words by kittycat69 reviews
Oneshot. "I'm searching for the perfect words. But I'm not very good with words; this isn't a movie and they won't just come to me at the right moment."
Covert Affairs - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Annie W., Auggie A. - Complete
Irrational by kittycat69 reviews
Oneshot. "It's a cement lined hole filled with water. There are thousands like it and yet...and yet this pool terrifies him." Everyone has an irrational fear of something. Even Auggie. He just needs to dive headfirst into his fear, literally.
Covert Affairs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Annie W., Auggie A. - Complete
You Deserve Better by kittycat69 reviews
Oneshot. "I just don't understand what you see in him, the man won't ever be able to see how beautiful you are. I see you." Jai could never understand why she chose Auggie instead of him.
Covert Affairs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Jai W. - Complete
Stubborn by kittycat69 reviews
Oneshot. "Because you know as well as I do that tomorrow a tree could fall on me and I could die! Or you could be hit by a bus or I could get shot! Then what, Auggie? Was your stupid fight worth it?" Auggie can be really stubborn sometimes.
Covert Affairs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Annie W., Auggie A. - Complete
Three AM by kittycat69 reviews
Oneshot. "I can't just be your friend or your coworker or your handler, Annie. I can't let you leave on some stupid mission and be gone for weeks without at least telling you this first." He's addicted and she's crazy, and yet it's love.
Covert Affairs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Annie W., Auggie A. - Complete
Kiss with a Fist by somethinginthewayful reviews
When sent out on a mission as a call girl Annie's true identity is found out - Auggie is forced to listen to every moment as her handler the aftermath. Warning: abuse, torture, sexual situations! Read responsibly! NOW COMPLETE - SEQUEL TO COME
Covert Affairs - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,636 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Annie W., Auggie A.
Two AM by kittycat69 reviews
Oneshot. "Even now when I'm closing my eyes and counting my breaths I can see his face in my mind's eye. I can't sleep because I'll dream of him and I can't stay awake because I'll think about him." Because Annie realizes the cause of her insomnia.
Covert Affairs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Annie W., Auggie A. - Complete
One AM by kittycat69 reviews
Oneshot. "Something must allude her to the fact that I'll never sleep again if something isn't done because I am slowly but surely losing my mind to her a little bit more every night." Because Auggie just can't take it anymore.
Covert Affairs - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Annie W., Auggie A. - Complete
The Parent Trap by Kandon Kuuson reviews
When two twin sister meet unexpectedly at a summer camp, they plan to bring their parents together. But unbeknownst to them Jeanne Benoit, is determined to marry their father. Setting in motion their plan faster than expected. Enjoy :
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,300 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Tony D., Ziva D.
26 Dates by Imagination-Parade reviews
A series of one-shots: 26 dates for Booth and Brennan, each corresponding to a letter of the alphabet, at different points in the couple's relationship. Some funny, some sweet, some with Parker, Angela, or other characters, and all with lots of romance!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,309 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Caleb Ari by Random Dice reviews
“Whewe is Mommie?” He asked looking around the bullpen. Gibbs, McGee, and Abby just looked at the kid.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 38,303 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Where No Counsel Is by CarlieD reviews
Where no counsel is, the people fall, but in the multitude of counselors there is safety." The already-strained relationship between Ziva and her father threatens to destroy both them and their agencies when he forces her away from NCIS on a suicidal miss
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,758 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Camp Waterford by Scosh81 reviews
Gibbs team gets sent to Camp Waterford for a week of teambuilding. Tiva and possible McAbby
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,686 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Minutes to Midnight by Angel of Sinne reviews
The wedding is a few short weeks away, and Bella and Edward have been dealing with severe sexual frustration. Who'll crack first? Full of Lemons. This story is a mixture of what I expect to see in Breaking Dawn and my own twisted imagination.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,513 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 4/25/2008
Save Us by angel-death-dealer reviews
She's been gone for fourteen months. Kept prisoner by people who should have loved her. But now she's back, and she needs protection, and she's not alone. Tony/Ziva Abby/McGee
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,175 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
A Perfectly Good Heart by Penelope Louise reviews
Ziva is in love with Tony... Tony is in love with Ziva... Just neither of them realize the other likes them back! What can the team do to get them together?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,423 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19439 - Favs: 12,172 - Follows: 5,569 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Overtime by your royal highness reviews
After hours, Tony's a hockey player and Ziva's a figure skater. When the entire hockey team becomes entranced with her, he can't help but let jealousy rear his head. But will he finally admit his feelings for her before time runs out? TIVA and McAbby
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Little Questions by enigma731 reviews
“D’you ever think about getting married again?” Chase asks one night. Ficlet companion to 5.15 Unfaithful.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2009 - A. Cameron, R. Chase - Complete
Broken by Penelope Louise reviews
Something is up with Ziva and Tony makes it his mission to find out what and who...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,828 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Reap the Whirlwind by deews reviews
Ziva David, Tony DiNozzo, and the long road between them. // "You cannot be real," he murmurs, awed, as he looks up at her. They are wrapped in her sheets and she is wearing nothing but a tank top. And Ziva murmurs, "Perhaps I'm not."
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,440 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
no one more than you by deews reviews
Tony and Ziva, never quite getting it right. But coming awfully close.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Double Date by your royal highness reviews
Gibbs catches two of his agents on a date. TIVA
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Holidays in Stillwater by your royal highness reviews
Gibbs takes the team along with him to celebrate a belated holiday with his father. But as he and his father get closer, will two of his agents as well? TIVA, McAbby, Shannon/Gibbs memories
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,170 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Ziva D., Tony D.
It's Worth Everything by angel-death-dealer reviews
Tony has something to ask Ziva's father, but when he proves to be more difficult about it than he previously imagined, Tony finds that he has to defend what's in his heart and decide what's most important to him. Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,216 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Good Old Team Building by inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
Jenny has given Gibb's team some bad news. They have to do team building at Lake Bunga. With Abby, Ziva and Jenny all having feeling for the men in their team, it's bound to come out! filled with laughs and tears!and the FBI! TIVA, JIBBS, MCABBY! Rated K!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,042 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/31/2009
The Proposal by xXriujooXx reviews
Tony and Ziva go to dinner at a fancy restaurant, but eating the food is not the main objective. Tony/Ziva.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Fearless by Zee-vah reviews
A TIVA one shot that involves dancing in the rain.. please enjoy :
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
What Happens in Vegas by muggleinlove reviews
Bella works for a high end hotel on the Las Vegas Strip. While Edward is a famed architect that is in Vegas overlooking his latest project. What happens when sparks begin to fly? Will they let each other in? Is it more than just physical? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 107,392 - Reviews: 6315 - Favs: 3,820 - Follows: 1,860 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Clockwatching by papillon-chaotique reviews
Christmas - New Years with Cameron & Chase. "Time is too slow for those who wait; too swift for those who fear; too long for those who grieve; too short for those who rejoice. But for those who love, time is eternity." – Henry Van Dyke
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,299 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - A. Cameron, R. Chase - Complete
30 Things to Remember About a Pregnant Ziva by The Lime-Wielding Ninja reviews
Title says all. I don't own. One-shot. TIVA!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Suicide Lane Café by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella did jump off the cliff to commit suicide and she succeeded, which made Edward go to the Italy to commit a vampire suicide. A different take on the afterlife. Edward and Bella fluff. Corny summary, I know. New Moon AU. ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 86 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All Manner of Things by fluffy2001 reviews
Surprise! A new chapter! It's a screwball one too. Sequel to Take the Ducklings Bowling and When You Least Expect It. Another off the wall story of fluff and fun. ChaseCameron, ForemanPamela, minor coverage of WilsonCuddy with House as a tagalong.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,047 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 1/8/2008
A Side Of Me You Didn't Know by angel-death-dealer reviews
It wasn’t good to do things that important when you were pissed off. But at least he’d riled her up enough to know that maybe it wouldn’t be a total loss of him turning up and announcing what, exactly, he’d been pretending about in the first place. Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Assassins Are Just like the Rest of Us by mamapranayama reviews
Actually entitled: 'Five Things That Make Assassins Just like the Rest of Us', but title was too long to use on this site. Pretty much explains itself. Mostly fluff and hopefully funny or at the very least worth the read. UST, Tiva
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Doubts by The North Wyn reviews
Ziva has big news, Tony is terrified, and Gibbs picks up the pieces.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Switch by WinndSinger reviews
A magical prank causes Edward and Bella to switch bodies, then as a cure is trying to be found by Carlisle, lots of switches take place throughout the house. This is a fun story, try it out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,832 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Baruch'a Haba'a by your royal highness reviews
After being sent back to Israel, Tony refuses to accept the fact that she may not return. Working with the team, he must save the woman he's fallen in love with from her own father before time runs out. Sequel to 'Club Killer' TIVA, McGee/OC, McAbby
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,608 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Club Killer by your royal highness reviews
A man is linked to several homicides over the past couple of months, all involving brown-haired ladies who attend a night club regularly. Ziva must go undercover and catch the killer, but, as Tony starts realizing his feelings, will disaster strike? Tiva
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,481 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
The Stepford Killer by Scosh81 reviews
Will Tony and Ziva hook up while undercover? Only time will tell!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,563 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Lazy by elvenhome reviews
... “I would face the wrath of a hundred angry Gibbs’, Ziva, as long as I know that you will be beside me when I wake up tomorrow.” Just a little spot of Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Rule 12 by M E Wofford reviews
Ziva confronts Gibbs about rule 12.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Ziva D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Unravel by papillon-chaotique reviews
5x09 "Last Resort" post-ep; Somehow a simple cry for his attention has now spiraled into something far beyond her grasp, and she thinks perhaps it’s much too late to turn back. And so, instead, she stupidly forges on.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,753 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2008 - A. Cameron, R. Chase - Complete
Step Up by Kerrison reviews
Ziva returns from her time with Mossad with a surprising souvenir.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,466 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Picking Up The Pieces by vamp926 reviews
After spending the perfect night together Tony is shot and goes into a coma. Ziva must deal with discovering that she's pregnant and the very real possibility of raising a child by herself. TIVA, pre-Judgement Day....
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,095 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D.
New school, New Friends, New Life by midnight320cinderella reviews
Bella moves to a boarding school and meets her crazy new roomate Alice and her Brother, Edward. Along with their friends,ALL HUMAN usual pairings. First Fanfic Please Review new chapter is up! Sorry about the wait.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,511 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Dancing by princessjoey630 reviews
Tony makes a CD and brings it to work. Of course, music requires dancing...Tiva. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
The Club by PeaceKlaineLove reviews
Semi AU and a little OOCness, but not much-Bella and the Cullens visit a club. Bella's changed, but Breaking Dawn didn't happen. 50 years later. Rated M because I'm too paranoid to call it a high T : For implied themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sex Education by vampirekisses1901 reviews
The one embarrassing lesson we all have to have. Only Bella has to have it with Edward... Used to be a one-shot but I think it may be a couple of chapters. GUYS I'M SORRY I HAVEN'T UDATED. I'VE JUST...FORGOTTEN ABOUT IT lol.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Edward, Bella
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5138 - Favs: 2,979 - Follows: 1,448 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Camp Wilderness by muggleinlove reviews
Bella has never had a boyfriend thanks to her protective brother Emmett. Edward has never found someone he could be with. What happens when they both become camp counselors for a summer. ALL HUMAN and Normal Pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,830 - Reviews: 3131 - Favs: 3,225 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
I'm Inside Who? by Sarahteehee3 reviews
Its a good thing we are getting married or this would be weird. Hi am Bella Swan and I have woken up to being in my future husbands body.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,909 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008
Unknown Reality by GoDale13 reviews
What happens if Ziva is forced to go back to Israel and marry a Mossad agent? Will the team find out the truth? TIVA COMPLETE!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,869 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Disambiguation by gonnabemarine reviews
She had dealt with death and endured torture, but she never thought that THIS could happen to HER... INVOLVES RAPE AND SEXUAL VIOLENCE. Don't like, then don't read
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,600 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Please Don't Stop The Music by x-x-xpippyx-x-x reviews
Ziva and Abby go out dancing, Ziva gets to drunk to drive. Who is there to take her home? one-shot Tiva, Mcabby
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Hostage Headquarters by mousanony reviews
Sequel to 'Fix this', which was post Judgement Day. NCIS Headquarters becomes a hostage situation. TIVA.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,172 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Like Father, Like Son by Trivette Lover Heather reviews
Fathers Day One Shot. Tony/Gibbs Father/Son...of course!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Scars Don't Heal by oheygracey reviews
Cameron was looking for love with someone new, and allowed her friend to set her up on a blind date. Little did she know, this date would change her life forever, and bring her closer than ever to those she had pushed away. - LANGUAGE, NON-GRAPHIC RAPE.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,073 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - A. Cameron, R. Chase
Sex Education With Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 104 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Strawberry IceCream by stealingheaven reviews
What happens when a pregnant Cameron has cravings for Strawberry IceCream? Rates appreciated. I suck at summaries xD
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/1/2008 - A. Cameron, R. Chase - Complete
Toke It Up by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gets Bella high. Wrote it about a week ago, thought I'd save it for 4-20 because it's funnier that way. Share hugs NOT drugs! ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Serendipity by muggleinlove reviews
Newly single Bella decides to give up on finding a relationship. Only to meet Edward. Edward is sick of meeting women that just want to sleep with him, and is looking for a serious relationship. What happens when there paths cross? All humans, normal pair
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 72,574 - Reviews: 2237 - Favs: 3,174 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Exposure by enigma731 reviews
It's all over the news on the waiting room televisions: Epidemic reported in New Jersey. Frighteningly quick occurrence. Potentially devastating circumstances. Post Human Error novella. On permanent hiatus.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,194 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 6/11/2007 - A. Cameron, R. Chase - Complete
We're going camping by LilyAlice reviews
Alice and Emmett decide that the family should go camping since Bella and Edward denied them the fun of throwing bachlor and bachlorette parties. Please tell me what you think.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,441 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
When You Least Expect It by fluffy2001 reviews
Sequel to Take the Ducklings Bowling. A realistic but fun view of impending parenthood. ChaseCameron, ForemanOFC, and a little WilsonCuddy with House torment added in for fun.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 123,284 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 3/8/2007 - R. Chase, A. Cameron - Complete
Brainstorming pranks by Llama Mama23 reviews
The Cullens decide to play a prank on Edward. Will he find out? How is Bella involved? How far will the Cullens go with this trick? A silly oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
On Insanity, Human Nature, and Literary Merit by enigma731 reviews
Six perspectives on the midnight release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Post Season Three vignette.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
One Last Time by LadyVibeke87 reviews
The mission is over, but Tony and Ziva are not ready to let Jean Paul and Sophie die. They decide they can let them love each other again, just for tonight, just one last time. [Tiva, post Under Covers]
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
My Secret Crush by AssassinedAngel reviews
“Mother…” That’s what I want to refer to her as. Mother… But I can’t. No matter how much I don’t want to love her, no matter how much I want to think of her as a mother I can’t. There was no way I can keep myself from loving her, at least not anymore. YxT
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,194 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Tohru H., Yuki S.
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 3,119 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Uncle Greggy by CSIfreak89 reviews
Short story about Uncle Greggy and two little mischief makers.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/25/2007 - A. Cameron, R. Chase
Take the Ducklings Bowling by fluffy2001 reviews
A simple gathering at a bowling alley leads to so much more. This didn't end up being much about bowling at all. This is a funny and romantic ForemanOFC, CamChase story. It's all about how relationships start and build. Lots of fluff and romance.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,435 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 9/14/2006 - R. Chase, A. Cameron - Complete
Games by Mindy35 reviews
KIBBS. Can Scrabble be sexy?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,339 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2007 - [Kate T., Leroy Jethro Gibbs] - Complete
New Creation by SS Lupin reviews
On June 17, 1998, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry had a seminar on sexual education for their sixth and seventh year students. Did the students learn anything worthwhile or get sick from the subject matter? Oneshot. Warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,529 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
His Gift reviews
DURING NEW MOON! Edward and his family have left Forks, and Bella finds out shes pregnant with his child.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,926 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella, Edward, Jacob
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