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Joined 04-09-06, id: 1024331, Profile Updated: 02-02-09
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

Uhmm... hmmm... i dnt really noe wut to say...

Well... obviously my name is Jaymie, i'm 17 and a Senior in high school.

and just like 75 percent of the girls in America i am in LOVE with the whole Twilight phenomenon... well it's more like 75 percent of the girls in the world... but u catch my drift don't you?

and i don't know if it really shows in my story but my sense of humor is sometimes not appropriate for everyone. lol. But, that's okay cuz' it works for me. haha. i have yet to find someone to fully understand my sense of humor. ahaha.

I love music.. i will seriously listen to anything as long as it sounds good. i particularly like: alternitive, pop/rock, ragae, hip-hop, old school rock, r&b and rap. (very different... i know).

Love reading.. favorite book of all time... The Great Gatsby. you seriously cannot go wrong with Four sociopathic rich people and One "normal" observer.

Favorite Character in Twilight: Hands down Rosalie... (reason is in Chapter 10 of my story, which is techinacally Chapter 7)

Love Nikki Reed. (if you haven't all ready seen it go watch MINI'S FIRST TIME!) you will LOVE it if you love black comedies. it has a very dark sense of humor. it's hilarious.

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Twilight Spoof by BabyYoureMyOxygen reviews
One day, Alice decides to make a small spoof dedicated to their suddenly soap-opera resembled lives. How will it turn out when she sits the entire family down to watch it? With an embarrased Bella, a frustrated Edward, and a booming Emmett, the fun is endless for an entire laugh-filled night.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,302 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Alice - Complete
In the Days of Auld Lang Syne: Attractive Nuisance by Grendelsmother reviews
Emmett McCarty is tired of the same old meat market. When he meets Rosalie Hale, beautiful but difficult, he feels both attraction and repulsion. Can he put aside his own pride to get to know the real Rosalie? Part of a series.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,200 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1788 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Little Secrets by R2-D2106 reviews
Forks' new genius doctor Katie Jackson and her still-in-high-school boyfriend hold a secret. How is it Emmett seems to know what it is? Most importantly, why does it seem like Rosalie's jealous? SEE CHAP 19 FOR VOTE ON MY NEXT PROJECT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,683 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Just A Regular Day At The Cullen Table by Lion.And.Lamb.Love reviews
The Cullen's are -as per usual- sitting in their table in the back corner of the Cafeteria. But.. what if someone wanted to sit with them. What will they do?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
Dirty Little Secret by Schizophonia reviews
DMHG "You talk the talk for so long that when you're allowed to walk the walk, you realise that you'd rather sit and watch the scenery." When the world is black, bleak and almost empty, Hermione has a secret. And so does the amazing, bouncing ferret. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,653 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Jazz and Em go to the Supermarket by Still-Obsessed reviews
Bella is pregnant and has a lot of wierd cravings. Jasper and Emmett are all helpful and sweet when they tell her that they’ll go buy all the food she wants for her. Problem is: they had no idea there would be so many kinds of food! COMPLETE! Yay!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,831 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Emmett's Curious by Renesme CARLY Cullen reviews
Emmett's curious about a box of tampons he found in Bella's book bag, so he turns to Rosalie. Will she tell him....ooo....suspense. It's the never ending story of how odd my boy Emmett is so, Read&Review..please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
The Cases of Emmett Pummeling RosalieAdmirers by reader13lovesbooks reviews
Rosalie is one of THE most beautiful vampires existing. How does Emmett keep the idiot humans and occasional idiotic vampires away? Find out here! From the author of High School for the Cullens and the Eternal Love series.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,777 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie
Crush by piercek7 reviews
After Breaking Dawn** What if someone from Italy took a liking to a Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Complete
Emmett's Bright Angel reviews
Rosalie's POV Rosalie saves Emmett. They fall in love. Eventually meet Bella. Fight vicious newborns. Witness a miracle birth. Confront the strongest vampire coven there is. Then what? Happily Ever After? But what happened in between all that?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 69,483 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett