Author has written 4 stories for Ranma, Gundam UC, Digimon, Naruto, G-Gundam, and Watchmen.
(Poofs in with Soul Drinker armor) Yo! people I'm Van I'm a small fanfic writer and reader in my spare time I like many things but I also hate many things and my dreams for the futrue I won't tell, anyway, for any other info just continue down. (eats apple and takes out Hellforged)
Favorite Anime/Manga: Guyver, Ranma, Yu-Yu-Hakusho, Bleach, Digimon, Naruto, Evangelion, Hellisng, Outlaw Star, Avatar, Tekkaman Blade, Tenchi Muyo, Love Hina, Inuyasha, Gundam (From UC to seed destiny), and FMA, Slayers, Code Geass, Soul Eater, and more but my top ten have to be.
1. Guyver: Bio-booster Armor
2. Gundam 00/Gundam Zeta
4. Tekkaman Blade
6. Fullmetal Alchemist
7. Yu Yu Hakusho
8. Code Geass
9. One Piece
10. Deadman Wonderland
Also RED VS BLUE RULES
Favorite Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean 1 & 2, V for Fendetta, Lord of the rings, Star wars, All the Godzilla and Gamera movies, and Van Helsing. Also most if not all of the movie made by Mel Brooks.
Favortie Games: Halo 1, 2, & 3, KOTOR 1 & 2, Mortal Kombat, Gundam vs Zeta gundam, Blazblue (both Calamity and Continuem), Mass Effect, Mass Effect 2, and Warhammer 40K, Dragon age: Origins, God Of War, Pokemon, Splatter house, Megaman.
Favorite Parings: Naruto/Temari, Nartuo/Tenten, Naruto/Hinata, Nartuo/Yugito, Iruka/Shizune Ranma/Uyko, Ranma/Shampoo, Ranma/Kasumi, Shinji/Rei ,Shinji/Hikari, Shinji/Maya, Inuyasha/Sango, Inuyasha/Kikyo, Ichigo/Ruka, Ichigo/Yoruichi, Ichigo/Tatsuki, Ichigo/Neliel, Lelouch/C.C, Lelouch/Kallen, Lelouch/Euphiema.
Favorite Game Pairings: Revan/Bastila, Exile/handmadien, Male Shepard/Tali, Female Shepard/Garrus, Ragna/Noel, Ragna/Rachel, Ragna/Mokoto, Cloud/Tifa, Cloud/Aeris, AdvanceShipping, Pearlshipping.
I'm also a fan of the Gogglehead romances (Taiora, Daikari, Rukato, Takumi) and harem fics
Added to that I've also become a advid reader of H.P Lovecraft so maybe expect some stuff from that.
Hated Parings and other things: Naruto/Sakura, Ranma/Akane, and Shinji/Asuka and any yaoi or yuri ( nothing personal to those who like I just don't like the stories) Also I Hate Sasuke and Sakura THEY MUST DIE AND BURN, also I hate most things hip hop and rap.
I only have a few fics in the works, but none of the others are ready, I only have ideas so far most involve crossovers.
Rants section (this will be updated)
Harry Potter series
Harry/Ginny Romance: First thing is I don't have a problem with the two getting together its just HOW THE FUCK DOES SHE GET HIM!!! I mean come on she is saved in the second book bearly mention in three, four and a little bit more in five. Yet some how she get with harry in the sixth and he fall for her? That makes no sense! she comes out of no where and steals the heroine role like a mary sue. If it was Hermoine I can get that the connection was there and waiting threw out the seires. Luna I can see as they developed a deep understanding and connection during the fifth and sixth book. But him with Ginny just scream WHAT THE FUCK?!!! again while I have no problem with her character (expect for her fangirlism) the two of them getting to gether makes as much sense as the Devil going to God and saying he's sorry.
Lack of logic or commen sense: This maybe a running gag between us authors, but really the ideas and desions they go with or come up with is just retarded. example would be placing harry at the dursely house hold when Harry's blood is already in moldyshorts and to add to this the idea that you don't KILL THE ENEMY WHEN THEY TRY AND KILL YOU!!! It's like if we went after the terrorsit with tazer guns. we'd get out asses kicked. To me wizards seem to be a step down in intellegce to us Muggles...which is saying something. Also the idea of sending soul sucking demons to a childern school doesn't help much either. Another is where Harry who gut instinct when shit is going to happen is called a liar by his friends and don't believe him. even you big trio supporters have to admit that way of things is just plan idiotic.
The final rant for this part is my displessure on the end of the book. Do not get me wrong the seires is good and I would still recommend it to other, however the does not change the fact the ending is a gross disappointment. The one thing that is true in any work of fiction is that by the end of an epic saga there is a change in the world that make it better then it was before. The ending of Harry Potter however does not have such a thing. for what we can see the goverment is still the same, the law are still the same, and wizarding world as a whole has changed nothing in it way of acting or thinking. This makes, to me at least, a crappy ending that leave me scratching my head and woundering 'is that it?' that is what piss me off most about the ending and while I understand Rowlings motives to end the story. It make little difference to the crappy ending she gave us. I will contiune to read one threw five, but six and seven will burn.
Ranma/Akane: Now with this I'm on Ranma's side not just cause I'm a guy, but the fact is Akane what ever insecurites she has really does not have much to back why she does this beyond being a immature brat. She lost her mom and didn't really have much disapline with her anger, Ranma was taken from his mom so long ago he barly remembered her and still came out good even with all the other crap he went threw. Then found he did have a mom, but wanted to kill him and have all the sins of his father come back to bite him not his dad. with all this stuff happening to Ranma and still coming out a good guy I have no sympathy for Akane. To me the two could never work because of one thing. Akane is will not change and adapt. she can not handle the fact she is not the best and she will refuse to let Ranma do anything to challenge her view of him and the world. while she may have some good moment threw out the her cons far out streched the pros.
Shinji/Asuka: While a popular pairing I just don't like Asuka. Her arrogance and pride gives her a pompus attitude that is really ugly to see. another is the fact I repect Shinji to much to put him with her. Why you ask? let's see a boy who watched his mother die and was a dumped by his dad all in the same day, who is then told later to pilot a big ass robot to save humanities ass from their own stupidity. The fact that he had all this thrown at him at once and he did not just kill every living being shows a lot of will power. also the fact Asuka treats him more of a man servent then a person show me there is no way they could work. and I know Asuka say her mom kill herself too, but she got training and still had a dad and mom so again like Akane she has to many fault to make her a really good character, while shinji like Ranma is a diamond in the rough if a little patience is given they can shine. but the one thing Akane and Asuka share is their complete lack of it.
Update: While my feelings on the Asuka from the series are the same, the one in the new movies I feel is a lot better as while a little prideful, you can see the softer side and problems better. Hell the rebuild made both her, Rei, and Shinji a hundred times better. all in all thought I can see Shinji with the rebuild Asuka alot better then the one from the series.
Iruka: Now I don't have a problem with Iruka. He is actually one of my favorite characters in Naruto, however he is used really little in the anime, manga and even fanfiction. I know he used in some but those are mostly yaoi fics. I just really hate the stories that use him in the begining, yet make him vanish later like he didn't exist. I really think he should have get more screen time and with more on his own then with Kakashi.
Update: Naruto Shippuden as a whole...actually just read Nukid's Nostalgia Kid fics latest chapter and it list most of my reasons for disliking it and why my liking for the manga has died a horrible death.
Future Ideas (will add or take down things as they come)
A New Life
Naruto Uzumaki, Shinji Ikari, and Hotaru Tomoe all three forced to carry burdens that most should never face but what if one being of power decied to screw Fate and Destiny and give them the new lives away from there prisions. Naruto/Evangelion/Sailor Moon/Pokemon crossover.
After many adventures with there friends Ichigo Kurosaki and Ranma Saotome feel alone and lost as there reason for fighting abandon them until a threat the come from the Sands of time that makes the Soul Society, Jurai Empire and the remains of the Moon Kingdom tremble in fear as they face a new foe beyond them and although lost and alone Ranma and Ichgio must rise to face this threat with the very power the enemy wields but will it be enough to stop the revied Radam Empire. Ranma 1/2/ Bleach/Tenchi Muyo/Sailor Moon/Tekkaman Blade Crossover.
Three people with horror and sorrow running thought their lives and darkness surrronds them but in a strange twist of fate they saved from their Darkness as an angel, a warroir and a priest comes to free them but now in a new world. how will they live when here their are monsters that all the villans and creatures from their past tremble, how will their return be as they face the forces of Chaos. A Evangelion/Naruto/Sailor Moon/Warhammer 40,000 crossover Naruto/Space Marine, Hotaru/Inquistion, Shinji/Tech Priest
Shinji and Naruto go to White Castle
As the name suggest this is a pardoy with Naruto, Evangelion, and Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.
Angels of Blood
After the sealing of nine tails a mad Uchiha nin uses a old clan banishment jutsu on Naruto were he is thrown into the Warhammer 40k univrese. There he is found and raised by Dante Lord and Chapter Master of the Blood Angels.
Summary: it has been more than a year since the defeat of Malomyotismon and the gang has found peace. Well all but one, Tai former leader of the digidestin, has been having weird dream of a different time and era and of a villain more sinister then any they’ve come across. Now a new war begins with old and new friends, but how will they face against the enemy that call himself the Millennium Earl. Digimon/D.gray-man
At Six years old Harry has run away to escape the torment of his relatives and is found by the most unlikely of people. watch as Harry grows and learns from his new mother as he paves the way that will make the wizarding world know the true song of war. To the point what if Harry was raised by Rip Van Winkle? Harry Potter/Hellsing
Armor Of Heaven
After the Collectors are destoryed, the crew of the SR-2 Normandy plan for a little break. However they soon get drawn into a battle that will shake the universe to its knees. Shepard and his crew will learn the origin of the Reapers, and of humanity itself. Now with the Armor of the creators he rushes foward to protect all he loves and bring a end to this endless darkness. Shepard Paragon, Shepard/Tali, Jacob/Miranda Mass Effect/Guyver
: After a simple run to the digital world Takuya is sent a drift thought a strange vortex that transports him far from home. After awaking he discovers that his DAT is no longer with him and Is gifted with a strange ability to eat and bend fire to his will. With a new friend in Dorumon he explores this new world and finds a new enemy the like of which he has never seen before. Now he must team up with new allies to find the secret to this strange new world. Pairing will be a love Triangle between Takuya, Kari and Rika.
After freak accident during a delivery run for Mily's grandfather, he discovers he can now bend and absorb Electricity to his will. The price however was the death of over 1 million civilians and the chaos that spreads over japan. with this power he will set all his plans in motion. A challenge from Infamous man Code Geass/Infamous crossover Pairing undecided.
Home of the Wretched
For Shiro her death was her greatest wish, an end to the pain and for it to be by her most cherished friend was her most beloved dream. Yet death is never as it seems. she now wakes to an endless desert with monster even worse then humans. Where to most this would be the end. For the Red man it is a the new Wonderland. Deadman Wonderland/Bleach/a few characters form other anime. Pairing Shinji (ikari)/Shiro/Naruto love triangle.
"This is either madness or brilliance,"-Will Turner
"It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide,"-Captain Jack Sparrow
"And the game is on,"- Allen Quatermain
"when you’ve eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable it may seem, must be the truth!"-Sherlock Holmes
"They come here, they all come here, how do they find me," Max Bialystock (The Producer)
"I reject your reality and substitute my own,"-Adam Savage (Mythbusters)
"The Bird of the Hemrmes is my name eating my wings to make me tame,"-Hellsing
"That Which Defeats A Monster is Always A Man!"-Alucard
"Never mock the cookie,"-Uncle
"But you'd be surpised at what you can live though,"-Genie
"Take heed for if thou presumeth to flirt with spirits thou shalt join them!"-Alucard
"The air around here is thick with envy,"-Carl (Van Helsing)
"I will fucking stap you computer phone lady!"-Chruch (Red vs Blue)
" Cry "Havoc!" and let slip the dogs of war,"- Mark Antony
"Cast in the name of God, Ye not guilty,"-Big O
"Friends can be enemies and eneimes can be friends," The good shepherd
"Remember, Remeber the fifth of novmeber the gun powder treasion and plot; I know not the reason the gun powder treasion should ever be forgot,"- V for Vendetta
"It wasn't me!"- Fred Randle (Rocketman)
"Look into my eye,"- Aliens
"It's that otter, he's eating those killer fish like a pig going at acorns!" - Stoneflick Rat ("Mattimeo" Redwall)
"Even in the darkest of suffering, a man can sleep. But for the man who inflicts the suffering, his mind cannot rest. Ever."-Fullmetal Alchemist
"Yes, from now on I shoot my dinner salad before I eat it,"-Dinobot (Beast Wars)
"Ah man that is a burn, dude got burned, burn dude burn," "Ah shut up your armors pink,"- Donut and Simmons from red vs blue
"Ah dude this bites, maybe we can sue someone," Ramond the bunney from whiplash
"If some thing can be achieved easily, it probaly isn't worth it" Walter (Hellsing Ultimate 3)
"When you need it and don't have it you sing a different tune," Burt Gummer (Tremors 2)
"Doing what I can with what I got," But Gummer (Tremors 2)
"I've blown them up before!" Burt Gummer (Tremors 3)
"Oh yeah, I'm a masterpiece of self-destruction." Burt Gummer (Tremors 3)
"What kind of supreme being would condon such irony?" Burt Gummer (Tremors 3)
"Battling people without getting your hands dirty is merely a game," (Doctor J GW)
"Foolish are those who start wars, But the blood shed during battle is never a waste," (Dr.J)
"Youngsters always want to think thing out rationally , but war its self is anything but rational. (Master O GW)
"Destruction is in human nature that can never be eliminated," (Heero Yuy GW)
"In reality, the ideal is just a dream. This false pacifism. This false living space. Outer space is a breeding ground for even more battles in the future." (Heero Yuy GW)
"If I own this place and hell I'd rent out this place and live in hell," Toombs (Chronicles of Riddick)
"One by one, they'll hear my call. Then this wicked town, will follow my fall," Naruto from NU: The Killing Joke
REST IN PIECE TOONAMI.
From beginning to the very end I was there. I will never forget.
Tom and the Absolution
A great Character and a funny host
You will live on forever in this.
If you were there for Toonami from the beginning to end and now wish to honor it post this on your profile. Zaara the black, jmasta32, vanhelsing425
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder
chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you read this chant, you will
meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling . She will suffocate you
like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness
will be rewarded. Lucillia
AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.
TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it… Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships. Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
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