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Joined 08-24-01, id: 102452, Profile Updated: 12-19-16
Author has written 47 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Matrix, 28 Days Later, Final Fantasy VII, Boondock Saints, Pacific, Fight Club, 3:10 to Yuma, 2007, and Sherlock.

I am frooit, lil_neko, it. I've been writing fanfiction since I was thirteen, or maybe younger. Not sure what that's supposed to mean. Guess I've just been in the business for a tick. I'm a little bit older than thirteen now (more like twenty-nine, ew, avert your eyes) and kind of out of the game, but that's slowly changing.

Current fandoms: ff7 (final fantasy vii) and sometimes random stuff...

Typical staples: UST (unresolved sexual tension) like a champ, male/male relationships, sudden smut, character studies, the series that never ends DID end, character maiming, "why is this happening?", general unkindness to characters, unusual prose, floppy tenses. I have been known to dabble in gen and original works too. Don't be afraid to contact me. I'll answer questions, or just say hello, or whatever. I don't bite. When I do, it's not very hard (unless you deserve it).

Remember, kids, this is for fun. I am simply a fan: a simple fan. I make no monies. I want no monies. That's right. Old school.


12/19/16
Extended content for Endurance added. It is (porny) complete! Yay.

12/14/16
Chapter TEN of Less is More is here. Kind of a talky/meh/inbetweener chapter. Sorry for the delay, too. Birthdays and holidays, man...

11/27/16
Chapter NINE of Less is More uploaded. Finally!

11/25/16
Current ff7 projects: Less is More and Endurance. Upcoming ff7 projects: Meaning in the Sky and more.
Still sick. Update to LIM impending. Finishing touches and last edit happening now.

11/14/16
New fic up. Endurance. FF7. Reno/Cloud. I KNOW! I know. I went and wrote an entirely different fucking story. How did THAT happen? I blame late nights and lots of bad (good) influences. It's (almost) done now. Getting back to LIM ASAP. Been distracted. Getting sick. Ugh. My bad. Stone me, if you must.

11/03/16
Part EIGHT of Less is More added.

05/17/16
Uploaded shiny-new ffvii one-shot. Yae.

04/22/16
Kaputt! Tell All is complete. Thanks to all the readers. It's been a trip.
It is done! Originally posted Jun 22, 2010 here on fanfic.net. A fond and fervent THANK YOU to all the readers! Thanks for all the kind words and support (and all the other), and for hanging around and putting up with the punishment, and the pain, and the total lack of closure. You know who you are. The battle might be over, but the war is not won. Catch you on the flip side.

02/05/16

Listen to the Tell All Mix on the YouTubes. (aka, a musical companion)


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Endurance
Cloud is sick, and Reno's got a delivery for him to make.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,483 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/19/2016 - Published: 11/14/2016 - [Cloud S., Reno] Tifa L., Rude - Complete
Less is More reviews
This is a little sequel about growing older, wiser and, of course, the trials of love. There will be trust and hope, tears and turmoil. Two people shoved together must fight to stay together. Those bent on remembering are in for a world of hurt. Prepare for ups and deep downs, and long bouts of wondering. Less is more. (au/pwp/series)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 88,476 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/14/2016 - Published: 8/26/2016 - [Cloud S., Zack F.] Reno
Sea of Trees reviews
Cloud grew up miles away from the second most popular place in the world to take your life. The first is the Golden Gate bridge, if you wanted to know. (modern-setting au/one-shot/suicide attempt)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2016 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Tell All reviews
This is a little story about growing older, wiser and, of course, the trials of love. There is strife, turmoil, hardships, and good times ahead. Two people drawn together must fight to stay together, and for what they know as right. Those bent on destruction are in for a world of hurt. Take a seat, I'll tell you all I know. (au/pwp/series)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 37 - Words: 218,580 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/21/2016 - Published: 6/22/2010 - [Cloud S., Zack F.] Reno, Sephiroth - Complete
The Royal Road reviews
sherlock & john/dreams/character studies/one-shot. a fic in ten acts. butter knives used inappropriately.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,281 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Mycroft H., Mrs. Hudson
History of Us reviews
In a nest of rattle snakes he was a king cobra.
3:10 to Yuma, 2007 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Complete
How to Kill Your Conscience reviews
His name is Eugene B. Sledge, but most cats on the streets know him as Sledgehammer.
Pacific - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,865 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2011 - [E. Sledge, Snafu S.] J. Basilone, R. Leckie - Complete
Melancholy: The Last Hurrah reviews
So the war is over. What now?
Pacific - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - [E. Sledge, Snafu S.] - Complete
In The Hazy Milk of Twilight reviews
You don't know fear until it's crippling your outright ability to breathe and cope.
Pacific - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/9/2011 - E. Sledge - Complete
Not Love As In Caring reviews
Get a clue.
Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Complete
Modern Abstract reviews
Sands owns a striped violet, button-down shirt.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Complete
Forward Fall
Wherein Sands is bleeding out in a bathtub.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Complete
What's In A Name reviews
His parents and most strangers call him Eugene.
Pacific - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/10/2011 - [E. Sledge, Snafu S.] - Complete
Amputation reviews
His knife's in that big, mean Bowie style, like a sneering half grin, like a bear claw.
Pacific - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2010 - [Snafu S., E. Sledge] - Complete
Black as Black reviews
Eugene shouldn't be telling him outright, really.
Pacific - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/15/2010 - [Snafu S., E. Sledge] - Complete
Chinese Proverb reviews
Snafu's zippo has a cross engraved in its side.
Pacific - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Published: 8/14/2010 - [Snafu S., E. Sledge] - Complete
Unrequited reviews
It's hot as hell, sure, but it's the humidity that really starts to get to you.
Pacific - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/22/2010 - [Snafu S., E. Sledge] - Complete
Eternally Missed reviews
Connor and Murphy on the road, in hiding, and remembering the hard times.
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,194 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2009 - [Connor M., Murphy M.] - Complete
Rapids reviews
The boys on the beach.
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2009 - [Connor M., Murphy M.] - Complete
White Wash reviews
The boys on the run in the snow.
Boondock Saints - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/21/2009 - [Connor M., Murphy M.] - Complete
Sugar Water reviews
Theme: cough syrup.
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2009 - [Connor M., Murphy M.] - Complete
Prompt: Laptop reviews
Zack shows Cloud the internet.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Wild Horses reviews
Wherein Cloud acquires Fenrir and things go wrong.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Nice reviews
Murphy reflects a little.
Boondock Saints - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Connor M., Murphy M. - Complete
It Grows Like A Weed reviews
The boys get stoned.
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,233 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2009 - [Connor M., Murphy M.] Ma, OC - Complete
Combustion reviews
The hell fire explosion doesn't hit you until three and a half seconds after it's gone off, hello, bang.
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Connor M., Murphy M. - Complete
Sufferance reviews
It's easier to count in fives.
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2007 - [Connor M., Murphy M.] Rocco - Complete
Acta, Harena, Frater reviews
Beach, sand, brother.
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2007 - [Connor M., Murphy M.] - Complete
The Kettle Black reviews
Murphy's a coffee pusher.
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2007 - [Connor M., Murphy M.] - Complete
Black Glass reviews
Senseless groping in an elevator.
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2007 - [Connor M., Murphy M.] - Complete
Porcelain Envy reviews
Bathtub and Murphy equals goodness.
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2007 - [Connor M., Murphy M.] - Complete
Ill Luck Trifolium reviews
St. Paddy's day, Saint Patrick's day, Saint drink yourself pissfaced.
Boondock Saints - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/13/2007 - [Connor M., Murphy M.] - Complete
And They All Fall Down reviews
Murphy's drunk. Disjointed vernacular.
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2007 - [Connor M., Murphy M.] - Complete
Pedestrian reviews
And Murphy really thought he was dead.
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2007 - [Connor M., Murphy M.] - Complete
Records of the World reviews
The world revolves around simple news, simple plans, simple minds...
Boondock Saints - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2007 - [Connor M., Murphy M.] - Complete
Death Note reviews
Jim wasn't going to be fooled into thinking everything was okay.
28 Days Later - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Complete
Mission Abject reviews
It's not really love and it's not really healthy.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2006 - [Cloud S., Vincent V.] - Complete
Jinketsu reviews
Hero talk and Cloud.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Cloud S., Aerith G. - Complete
Bad Luck reviews
Cloud's never had much good luck.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Cloud S. - Complete
Jim reviews
Of Jim, consequences, and falling on your head.
28 Days Later - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Complete
Humo Caliente reviews
What happens when Sands can't seem to get away from El.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,089 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/2/2006 - Published: 11/6/2003 - Complete
Sands reviews
Part THREE and END of a Sands mini-series.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Complete
Jeffrey reviews
Part TWO of a Sands mini-series.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Complete
Sheldon reviews
Part ONE of a Sands mini-series.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Complete
The Amazing Invisible Man reviews
Wherein Sands has never been more blind.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/30/2004 - Published: 1/14/2004
Ones and Zeros reviews
Your word of the day is: denial.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/11/2003 - Complete
Playing Spades reviews
One-shot Jack & Will.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/10/2003 - [Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T.] - Complete