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Poll: In Between is getting to be a lot of romantic stuff balled together. Are you guys still happy with that, or should I put it up and work on something with more substance to it? Vote Now!
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Joined 04-09-06, id: 1024759, Profile Updated: 01-04-13
Author has written 6 stories for Death Note, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.


If you're reading this, you're probably pissed off that I haven't updated something recently, or I commented on one of your fics. Well, good on you if it's the latter, although all that I have is old fics.

If you're looking for the updates - and at the moment, the only one I had been working on is In Between - don't be looking forward to any updates. I've lost any inspiration for In Between. It doesn't seem like it's going anywhere, not to mention that romance/drama really isn't my forte. I'm personally into horror writing than anything, and when I write it's often angst/something creepy.

Sorry if you're upset by that. If anyone wants to give me some ideas on what to do with In Between, I may consider picking it back up again, but the RP that started it ended over a year ago, and I've since moved on.

Don't expect much from me at all, really. I'm in a bit of a writing slump. I have been for about three years now. I just don't know what to write about anymore. I've been thinking about a HetaOni sequel for about a year, too, but I can never figure out how to properly get it off the ground.

I'm sorry for this.

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Game Over by Kaze Kimizu reviews
What happens when Matt gets kidnapped? Will Mello rescue him in time? And what will happen...after?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,349 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Matt, Mello
Chris Who? by Blank pen clear ink reviews
Chris and Jill stumble upon a "Broken" Wesker, who is suffering from amnesia. How did he survive the battle in Africa? How did he make his way to the abandoned Umbrella facility? And how much does this lunatic even remember? M for language
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,432 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 2/22/2010 - A. Wesker, Chris R. - Complete
Out for blood by Tamano Setsuna reviews
It started when some man manages to get into G8 meeting and attacks England. From there it went downhill. Can France save him? Or will it end up in tragedy? FrUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,253 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 12/4/2011 - England/Britain, France
Stuffed Animal by Auto-Alchemechanicist reviews
Scotland wasn't always mean to England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2013 - England/Britain, Scotland - Complete
The Chronicles of SUCKERY by Spooky-Zipper-Chan reviews
*Also known as Invader's FLU! ZiM falls ill with influenza, but who will be there? Dib? NOT ZaDR. FRIENDSHIP is intended. : I do not own Invader ZiM. Rated T for dark subjects later on. -EDIT: I'm baaaack
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,445 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Zim, Dib
Halifax Harbour by GreyMoth reviews
Halifax Harbour remains the worlds largest, accidental, man-made explosion.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
Erosion by Forbiddensoul562 reviews
I understood it… I knew I did. Each thing made sense… but for some reason my mind couldn’t hold on to the knowledge and it slipped like sand through my fingers. Rated for later content. Slight MxN. Please r&r!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,317 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Mello, Near
Sick by Geertrui reviews
William had replied with, "The day you do your paperwork, Grell Sutcliff, will be the day I have off." But as Grell sat in the empty office, he couldn't remember recently completing any paperwork. Lame everything is lame. Rewritten/edited. :I
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,202 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - William S., Grell S.
Thank Goodness for Digital Cameras by cowbellgalore reviews
France/England: A fight with Francis leaves Arthur so angry he cuts him out of the family photos. Alfred and Matthew find out and go about putting them back together and things are right again. -human names- FrUK-CAFE family AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,904 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Termina Fever by Sorceress of Shadows reviews
Termina Fever runs rampant in Hyrule. The rub: Link and Zelda are among the infected. Now it is up to three unlikely heros to find a cure-or die trying. Cookies for those who review!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,336 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Dark Link, Saria - Complete
Watari and Tanaka are HOMIES, yo by kaaaaarl reviews
Because really, It should have been blindingly obvious that Tanaka and Watari are homies. CRACK. Death Note & Kuroshitsuji crossover. Short oneshot.
Crossover - Death Note & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Watari, Tanaka - Complete
Error Code 35 by Kattheamazing reviews
Thirty-five Smashers. One virus. Who will be infected, and who will remain sane long enough to fight the oncoming nightmare? Rated T for violence and infrequent mild language. Some romance involved.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,324 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Complete
To Want To by SevenOverThree reviews
He'd always figured that his memories were a thing forever beyond his grasp. His wall-monster had consumed them all, leaving nothing but an empty expanse behind. But lately, he's been doubting that's true. On temporary hiatus.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,129 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Johnny C., Devi D.
If Shion Read Twilight by Yandere Prime reviews
Shion Sonozaki reads Stephanie Myer's popular and infamous vampire novel. Needless to say, things take a turn for the worst. Originally intended as a one-shot, it's now become a trilogy.
Crossover - Twilight & Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Shion S., Satoko H. - Complete
Aliens Don't Exist by Emo Fox reviews
Slight AU - Dib is crazy. Totally off his rocker. Zim was never real and Dib is trying to come to terms with it. Too bad Zim doesn't believe him when he says he isn't real. ZADR DADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,338 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Dib, Zim
When They Cry: Decay by Oyashenron reviews
Shion is offered a sadistic choice by someone she believes to be Satoko. What will the consequences of her decision be? Heavy mixing of Umineko and Higurashi canon. May contain harsh language and intense violence.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,260 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Keiichi M., Bernkastel
Laments of a Lawliet by A.D. Williams reviews
L doesn't know quite why Roger has kicked a young Beyond Birthday, Mello, Matt, and Near out of Wammy's, but that's the least of his concerns right now. Fact of the matter is, now they have to stay with him...and the rest of the task force. Tylenol, L?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,303 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - L, BB - Complete
Sinful Ballad by Yaoi Mobile reviews
Near has snapped, 'Someones' back. Can they save him? And if they do, will it only endanger them more? romance, blood, drama, sadness, and a bitter end that will leave you crying.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,022 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
My Name is L? by BleachFTW reviews
L loses his memory in an accident. Now it's up to the Task Force, Light, and even Near and Mello to help get it back. But is Light really so willing to help his greatest enemy? Rated T for language and being Death Note. Reviews welcome.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,564 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009
In Charge by Threshie reviews
When Near suddenly collapses while he and Matt are home alone, the redhead finds himself in charge for the first time ever. AU friendship fic starring Matt and Near, with Mello and L later. Chapter 27 has arrived!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 122,810 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Matt, Near
Dear Dear Mello by LibertyRoll reviews
Now that Mello's gone, Near sees him everywhere. Everything he does, Mello comes to mind. Now he must deal with the aftermath of Mello's death - will he be able to and still be sane at the end? Probably not.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,759 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Near, Mello - Complete
Getting plastered by FragilePuzzle reviews
On Near's 18th birthday, Mello decides to drop by the SPK headquarters and give him a little present...but after one too many drinks, who is it that will be doing the present-giving? M for lemon, oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
A Space So Wide Both Near and Mello Can Fit In It by oh.holy.martel reviews
Mello, Matt, and Near run away, Near less willingly, only to be caught by one star detective Yagami Raito. L comes to collect them and the fun begins with an unexpected murderer. NearxMello. MattxMello. MattxNear. LxRaito. Murders, shonen-ai. AU Spoilers.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,261 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Near, Mello
Paradise in Hell by ZoneRobotnik reviews
Mello and Near discover a book in the Whammy's House library, high on a shelf. There is a lock but no key, and when they DO find the key, they wish they hadn't.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,388 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Near, Mello
Don't Ever Feel Lonely by Threshie reviews
After college roommates Matt and Mello try to save a car accident victim and Matt starts upstaging Mello in everything that the two of them do, the blonde quickly realizes that something is seriously wrong with his best friend...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,305 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Mello, Near
The Bathroom Floor by Dlvvanzor reviews
Matt has a habit that he hides from Mello that makes smoking pale in comparison. But his love should be enough to save him, right? Includes alternate ending. MxM, Rated for drugs. Matt POV.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Shut Up, and Sleep With Me by A.D. Williams reviews
A new song has become all the rage at Wammy's, but Mello is refusing to conform. Or so he says...featuring Matt, Near and L. And no, this isn't a songfic, just a fic about a song!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Home Videos by The WolvGambit reviews
Sonic and the Gang are sitting around watching videos from their past Video Game and Cartoon Appearances. Mega Eggman Bashing! These videos are the footage from off stage!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Complete
The Wall by ZoneRobotnik reviews
This is what comes of listening to Pink Floyd so dang often. *shakes fist* Rated T for abuse and language, the rating may increase depending on what goes on in the story. Enjoy. Summary's too big, so I have to stick with this.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,566 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - A
The 13 Days of Death Note by Backyard Bottomslash reviews
An everlasting carol.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
Mello by ZoneRobotnik reviews
Mello never really spoke of his past. How did he get to Whammy's House, and what was he before that? This is my theory of his past.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,745 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Mello
Fairy Tale by Blowfish the Monkey Tamer reviews
AU Link is a schizophrenic in Hyrule's Institution for the Mentally Ill. Ch. 4: It's called art therapy.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,570 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 4/4/2005
Never Trust Two Hedgehogs in a Kitchen by Krissey-da-Cougar reviews
Poor Knuckles is sick, and calls Sonic for help. Only then does he realize his mistake, and he quickly calls Shadow. Little does he know that when together, well...let's just say it would be better to just have Sonic to watch him.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,165 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Complete
If You Give Shadow a FlameThrower by Voltra the Lively reviews
Random parody about our favorite ebony and crimson hedgehog. Enough said.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Shadow - Complete
Poetry Problems and Other Mischief by MagentaDragon reviews
A collection of oneshots involving Zelda and her mysterious noncounterpart, Sheik. Beware of randomness and general plotlessness within.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Zelda, Sheik - Complete
Black coffee at two in the morning by Persepone reviews
I mangled them, tormented them, stole their souls, had them kill each other, commit suicide... and now this!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Shadow - Complete
What Would Have Been by Dr. Cat reviews
Sonic, Tails and Knuckles are trapped out in the middle of the desert, injured, and vulnerable to Eggman's attack. Will they all make it to another victory . . . or will they perish? What would have been, might change.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,138 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Sonic, Tails - Complete
Unexspecting judgement day stand by Shadowrisen reviews
Black doom came back and shot Shadow with a weird laser. Something goes wrong with Shadow. And he's on a one way ticket to a beautiful place in the sky! SomeShadowXRouge here and there!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,754 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Complete
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In Between reviews
After a series of casual encounters with France, England finds himself once again baring the frog's child. Now he's trying to decide - let France help him raise it, raise it alone, or let in the American he's been shutting out all this time. FrxUKxUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,346 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - England/Britain
Letters to a Peninsula reviews
It's coming to lay off time again, and Nova Scotia is bored. Can you amuse this Canadian province with your letters? Rated for...well, she's a previous colony of France. And drunk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011
Of Strawberry Jam and Cherry BrainFreezies reviews
After escaping from the asylum, Nny and B are homeless with only each other to keep them company. Just a drabble-type thing that really means nothing at all. Kind of NnyxB at the end, and rated T for swearing. Also, Nny's OOC and B's overemotional.
Crossover - Death Note & Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2010 - BB
Such A Pretty Little Toy reviews
Nate Rivers, seven years old, has his life ripped out from under him by a certain black haired psychokiller. Rated for sexual themes and violence. Slight BxN and BxL.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,526 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Near, BB - Complete
Die Happy reviews
After the LABB case, Beyond Birthday finds himself alone in the hospital until his burns heal. He gets a certain visitor, and they have a chat. LxB fluffiness. Emotional!B and Low self-esteem!B. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2009 - BB, L - Complete
Milk reviews
Set during Mello and Near's childhood Mello decides to challenge his rival once again, and ends up learning something the hard way.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete