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Joined 04-09-06, id: 1024813, Profile Updated: 01-05-09

They call me, Sean Connery.

Or Mary for short.


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The Game by Kit Calamity reviews
Chase/Akari: Akari wants 'friendship to blossom' between her and Chase. He’s reluctant in telling her more about himself. How will she solve this problem? By making up a game, of course! Let’s see how much Akari will find out about this enigmatic cook.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,074 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Chase, Angela/Akari
The Wild Type by kaotic312 reviews
How did Mori get designated as the 'wild' type? Haruhi wants to know.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,374 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Mori/Takashi M., Haruhi F. - Complete
Life, In Motion by Kit Calamity reviews
"This walk is our whole life together, then. The first step we take will be when we first met. Our life together starts with this one step." TobyXAkari
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Angela/Akari, Toby - Complete
Just a Little by TormentingAllLemmings reviews
An antisocial young woman is sent to Ouran for her last year of high school, and is found by Hunny. Her normal demeanor is broken down, and what ensues is completely beyond her control. MoriOC.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,072 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Not Gold, But Silver by Kit Calamity reviews
In which Akari attempts to understand Gill’s choice in accessories. AkariGill fluff. One-shot.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Gill, Angela/Akari - Complete
Medicinal Love by Sakura Moon reviews
Claire is on her way to graduation. What's stopping her is her lack of thesis paper. So she decided to take a new spin on researching by going to a place called Mineral Town. Doctor x Farmer Girl. MFOMT based.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,013 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Doctor Trent/Tim, Claire - Complete
Contradictory by fiftysix-luver reviews
Contrary to popular belief, Yoshio Ootori knew his son very well. That, until the Suoh Heir and the Host Club came to his house… HUMOR. Hints of TamaKyo and TwinsHaru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Pretty Ore by Celianna reviews
Graire. "I'll take my jacket off when I get hot, which would be never," said Gray. "Oh, so I'll never get to see what's under there?" Asked Claire innocently. Welcome to the world where Claire always seemed to put him and herself in awkward situations.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,140 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Gray, Claire - Complete
Editing by Evandar reviews
Crack drabble oneshot. Mori gives Renge a helpful writing tip.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Cooking Fraud by Quaintly Modern reviews
One girl can't possibly have so many tragic pasts, can she? A conversation between the lovely Mineral Town bachelorettes at the Cooking Festival leads to a startling revelation, which may bring about the end to Claire's devious scheme. MFoMT One-Shot.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Claire, Gourmet - Complete
Looks Like Love by The Scarlet Sky reviews
Fireworks are set off, cheese makers are broken, and hearts are won. A longer-than-expected fluffy piece about Louis x Farmgirl, because it's not written enough. Jill's POV. Oneshot, Magical Melody.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Louis, Claire - Complete
Lavi: The User's Guide and Instruction Manual by Saya-Sama reviews
How to take care of your Lavi unit!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Lavi - Complete
Prince Charming Doesn't Wear Tights by The Scarlet Sky reviews
Gray wants nothing more than to spend some time alone with Mary...but a couple of children and a fairy tale are standing in his way. Very fluffy Gray x Mary and some traces of Stu x May. Oneshot, MFoMT.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Mary, Gray - Complete
Wordplay by WikketKrikket reviews
Also for my good friend Scooby2408, a drabble in which Kyouya and Haruhi have a war of words. Only question is will he be able to tell her what's really important? Author name changed from Waffles4eva
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Top of The Tower by Atthla reviews
‘Princess, oh Princess. Please let down thy hair for me...’ [LaviKanda]
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
Reflection by Dhampir72 reviews
Lavi hates mirrors. DARKFIC.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
Three Little Words by Cupid's ichor reviews
Rinali’s a bit confused, but she’s persistent. As for Allen, he’s a bit naïve and kinda hungry. AllenxRinali oneshot
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Complete
Valentine's Day by white fate reviews
Valentines Day… it wasn’t exactly Yuu Kanda’s favorite holiday. Then again, Kanda didn’t really like any holiday. But that surprisingly was all going to change, on the holiday devoted to love. Kanda x Lenalee One shot R&R
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Kanda Yuu, Lenalee Lee - Complete
The Center of Everything by indelible reviews
[Morinozuka brothers introspection] Takashi and Satoshi and reliving the memories. [He keeps that image in a special place in his heart, under lock and key.]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Hold 'Em by chibi.daydreamer reviews
Kanda was screwed... He would have never thought that a simple challenge would lead to him sitting on the floor of a rented room with nothing but a pair of boxers on.... KandaxAllen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
Tamaki Does Impressions by Strawberry Smirks reviews
Tamaki thought he was funny. Emphasis on thought. Well, his comedic skills our put to the test! Poor Tamachan, he didn't see what was going to end up happening T.T
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Etiquette by starshards reviews
Kai and Rei are the hottest new couple. Young and sexy, many would think that they get up to the sort of things that're only shown after the watershed. Unbeknownst to the great majority, however, is that they haven't even mastered beside etiquette yet. Kx
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,359 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Kai H., Ray/Rei K. - Complete
Fretting About Love by Red-Seeds reviews
TWO Valentine Dances are coming up! The 7 kids are freakin' out. And you MUST have a date! Who's asking who? How do you ask them? But Archie here feels uneasy and it's not just because of asking Atlanta. He's uneasy 'cause he feels something is wrong...
Class of the Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,346 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 5/4/2006
Song Stories by Shoukea reviews
A group of oneshots whose plots are inspired by some of my favourite songs. AA and JT based only. I'm pretty bad at summaries
Class of the Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,216 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006
Dirty Little Secret by Desastrus reviews
[OneShot]It started as a beautiful, normal day. Little did Hilary know that she was going to learn Kai Hiwatari's deepest, darkest secret...
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Complete
In this Life by iheartyou07 reviews
One of the heroes is captured! Who's gone out to save him? And will she be risking her own life for his? CH6: It's the last chapter, so read to find out the ending of it all. JxT, some AxA. Sorry, I suck at summaries.
Class of the Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,500 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Complete
And Even After It All by Carmin-Falcon reviews
Eight years after Cronus' defeat, the gang meets up again for Xmas. Jay and Theresa are married, Odie's engaged, Herry's living on the farm again, no one's heard from Archie since and Atlanta's dating. But is there more to this reunion then there appears?
Class of the Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,445 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 6/13/2006
Another Chance by Shoukea reviews
Atlanta rejects Archie but regrets it. Will she get another chance or will the forest take them both? AA, a little JT.
Class of the Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,393 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 6/23/2006
Notre Dame by Ravenara reviews
A latenight snack leads to an odd conversation. Rated K for small pottymouth. Oneshot unless convinced otherwise :3
Class of the Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Complete
Respect by a certain slant of light reviews
Sometimes when you go down for a midnight snack, you leave with more than a full stomach. [TheresaNeil]
Class of the Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Complete
Quiet Time by Demenior reviews
COTT Archie and Atlanta may not have the best relationship, with kisses and the 'L' word, but they can share nice moments together and remember them forever.
Class of the Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Archie, Atlanta - Complete