SonOfABiscuitEatingBullDog
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Joined 04-09-06, id: 1024986, Profile Updated: 06-21-09
Author has written 3 stories for Invader Zim.

My stories died.

Dead, dead...dead. I'm sorry.

Age: 16


Fan Art: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=107q2rn&s=2by shadow_fox1221. Thank you. It's Avi!

Read: Twilight by Stephenie Meyer


Conversations:

"Chrizzle" (8:21:25 PM): so...what's been going on lately?
xCandlelit Chaos (8:21:33 PM): mmmmm idk
xCandlelit Chaos (8:21:44 PM): stuff
xCandlelit Chaos (8:21:44 PM): cheese
xCandlelit Chaos (8:21:46 PM): some potatoes
xCandlelit Chaos (8:21:52 PM): shoes
xCandlelit Chaos (8:21:56 PM): eye balls getting screwed over
xCandlelit Chaos (8:22:08 PM): some buses that were late for canada
xCandlelit Chaos (8:22:36 PM): nike shoes spontaneously combusting
xCandlelit Chaos (8:22:41 PM): raining frogs
"Chrizzle" (8:23:09 PM): lol
xCandlelit Chaos (8:22:53 PM): zombies eating jhonen
xCandlelit Chaos (8:22:54 PM): ya know
"Chrizzle" (8:23:25 PM): lmao

xCandlelit Chaos (8:53:06 PM): cream of mushroom has more hits than adamo
xCandlelit Chaos (8:53:25 PM): i'm kind of pissed. WHO is reading the sequel without reading adamo?
xCandlelit Chaos (8:53:31 PM): WHOOOOOooooooOOooOOooOo...doom
"Chrizzle" (8:54:11 PM): lmao

xCandlelit Chaos (8:38:23 PM): EEEEW
xCandlelit Chaos (8:38:25 PM): EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW
xCandlelit Chaos (8:38:33 PM): a bracelet that reads "think pink" just fell on my keyboard
xCandlelit Chaos (8:38:37 PM): INFEEECTIIIOONNN
xCandlelit Chaos (8:38:39 PM): IT'S SPREADIIINGGG
xCandlelit Chaos (8:38:42 PM): -runs away-

xCandlelit Chaos (8:30:02 PM): he won't let me eat in class!
xCandlelit Chaos (8:30:07 PM): that bastard, and i get hungry
xCandlelit Chaos (8:30:46 PM): not the teacher
xCandlelit Chaos (8:30:47 PM): the KID
"Jeanie" (8:31:23 PM): kick his ass.
xCandlelit Chaos (8:30:59 PM): i almost did
xCandlelit Chaos (8:31:05 PM): my mom says that if i get into a fight though
xCandlelit Chaos (8:31:19 PM): like...she doesn't want me to get hurt and she doesn't want to get sued
xCandlelit Chaos (8:31:39 PM): she's always telling me that guys are really strong
xCandlelit Chaos (8:31:53 PM): and so it'd be better if i fought with girls - okay, she didn't tell me that
xCandlelit Chaos (8:31:56 PM): but that's what i got from it
"Jeanie" (8:33:04 PM): x.x
xCandlelit Chaos (8:33:33 PM): hehe
xCandlelit Chaos (8:33:40 PM): i'd probably lose actually
xCandlelit Chaos (8:33:44 PM): if i got into a fight with a guy
xCandlelit Chaos (8:34:19 PM): it's just a matter of how fast i can kick them in the balls
xCandlelit Chaos (8:34:54 PM): i'm trying so hard not to get into a fight
xCandlelit Chaos (8:35:00 PM): but the bastards are asking for it jeanie x.x

xCandlelit Chaos (7:22:38 PM): i keep hearing this weird ass sound
xCandlelit Chaos (7:22:41 PM): and it's freaking me out
"Chrizzle" (7:23:18 PM): eek
xCandlelit Chaos (7:23:12 PM): it's my toilet
xCandlelit Chaos (7:23:16 PM): it sounds like a toad
"Chrizzle" (7:23:52 PM): lmao
xCandlelit Chaos (7:23:30 PM): what's scary
xCandlelit Chaos (7:23:32 PM): is that i'm serious
xCandlelit Chaos (7:23:33 PM): xD
"Chrizzle" (7:24:11 PM): xD
xCandlelit Chaos (7:24:55 PM): my toilet is croooaaakiinggg
"Chrizzle" (7:25:34 PM): LMAO
"Chrizzle" (7:25:38 PM): ROTFLOL
xCandlelit Chaos (7:25:14 PM): xD

xCandlelit Chaos (7:47:47 PM): my heart is...like...bacon...


BEHOLD:

The quotations of doom and other impending stuff!

(Not necessarily funny and entertaining enough for idiots!)

"I am the bird crap falling from your ceiling." - me (if you've ever played Halo, you might get this)

– And then you could huck it at someone!" - me

"Yeahhh midget water!" -me

"What was the point of that?" -me

"...You spelled poop wrong. That is sad. I thought it was potpouri." - me

"I will hurt you." - me (threatening if they do something again)

"Blueberry juice is the ghetto version of apple juice." - me

"Like liquid shit of somethingoranotherblahcrapppdieboom." - me

"What am I supposed to do with it – burn it?" - me

"My finger... It went...retarded." - me

"Fuck it all to hell in the eye balls." - me

Friend:

Eeew! Stop that! You always say potatoes! - (now ex, haha) friend (to me)

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Torches by Pinky Lillix reviews
Explosions, soup, anonymous enemies, doom walls, shipwrecks, and a whole lotta headaches. . . sequel to Blindfolded ZATR DibOC CHAPTER 6 IS UP AFTER A 3-YEAR ABSENCE. AW YEAH.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,241 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Zim, Tak
Unlikely Romance by Invader Aqua reviews
SEQUEL TO UNLIKELY HERO! Skoodge, MiniMoose and GIR have disappeared, the Tallests want the secret to ultimate power back, and Zim tries to heal his relationship with Gaz, while Dib and Tak hunt them down. ZAGR & DATR!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,591 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
The End by Ansuz reviews
It was pink. It rose from underneath Zim's feet, warm and pink and viscous. He started to panic, even though he promised himself he wouldn't. [ZADR]
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Not Your Average Hostage Drama by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
Lydeah Hoskins is your everyday psychopathic, angsty teenager who hates toons. But she doesn't know what she's getting into when she decides to kidnap the Warners. [Rating for extremely frequent language, VERY mild innuendos and gun usage.]
Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,474 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Complete
Cyborg Manifesto by Betryal reviews
This story is being re-worked and moved to my other account, Nidia.Ceylon
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,991 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 12/3/2006
A life Worth Living by MissDomaYuset reviews
I am alone. Dib dies, the Tallest, even Gir broke down. Whats the point of living if we all just die anyway? Rated for safty
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Zim - Complete
See Dib Run by Deyinel reviews
Not your typical kiddie book. DibXTak sort of
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Dib, Tak
Unlikely Hero by Invader Aqua reviews
One night was all it took to bring them together. Now, having saved the human, Zim discovers a side of her he never knew existed. ZAGR!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,836 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
To Dib by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
Zim takes all his feelings for Dib, humans and Earth in general, smushes them together and comes up with a poem.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2006 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Blindfolded by Pinky Lillix reviews
A war with the Meekrob, an insane babysitting job,the death of a rabbit plushie, Grape Licky Sticks, and more. ZATR DibOC 1st in trilogy finished
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,228 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Zim, Tak - Complete
Alienated! by Penname wa Silver B reviews
Determined to get rid of Dib once and for all, Zim plots the perfect irony: He turns Dib into an Irken. However, Zim has now saved Dib's life and taken him in, for reasons even he doesn't understand. Finished.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,077 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Dib, Zim - Complete
A Chance For Some Romancey by Pinky Lillix reviews
Tak's old roommate pays a visit to Earth. . .only she's not exactly there to see Tak. . . ZATR Finished
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,225 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Tak, Zim - Complete
I am Normal by Betryal reviews
He was normal in the worst way possible. oneshot
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Zim - Complete
Zim the Rebel by Teh Blaze Chan reviews
What happens when the leader of a rebel army comes to get Zim and tell him he's a defective that no one likes? Well... You have to read to find out 'cause I'm not telling.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,744 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Zim
Emotion Sickness by Pinky Lillix reviews
Tak's story as she deals with her past, her new living situation, and overall life...ZATR finished
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,539 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Tak, Zim - Complete
Xenophilia by Betryal reviews
She had a fascination that led her to a strange obsession. His Pak was malfunctioning leading him to a lost side of his race. Each sensation slowly brought them together. ZAGR xFirst in Xenoseriesx
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,022 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/23/2006 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Atrocity Exibition by Betryal reviews
Oneshot,Gaz and Zim are friends, but neither admit it. One night Zim comes to Gaz and claims he'll leave. He's caught and put on display. To care is to be weak might be slight ZAGR
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
Memo to Jhonen by Dibsthe1 reviews
One shot glimpse into a boardroom. Rated for safety. I got the idea for it while exchanging a few thoughts with a dA correspondent. CrystalMew, this one's for you!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Complete
Tak is Back by bleedingcherry reviews
ZATR My first fan fic ever! Tak crashes back to earth and is in critical condition. Zim finds her and nurses her back to health. Will she still hate him for what he did to her years ago? rated T just to be safe. R&R!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/6/2005 - Published: 7/30/2005
A Room With a Mousse by The Maine Coon Cat reviews
Zim suddenly finds himself wed to a sweet, but totally incompetent Irken girl. The result? Chaos.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,029 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/19/2005 - Published: 8/21/2004
About Dmn time by Niko reviews
Dib gets a note in his locker..
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/22/2002 - Dib, Zim - Complete
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It's All in the Mind reviews
One pill changes a lot. It makes an enemy disappear. With one pill, Zim is gone. Without it, Zim is there. Which one is reality? And along with that, which one does Dib want to live with?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Dib, Zim
Cream of Mushroom reviews
Sequel to Adamo! Soup isn't always for the sick... ZimXOC
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,935 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Zim
Adamo reviews
They really should have warnings on webcams... Something like: 'May cause induced love to aliens.' ZimXOC
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,280 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Zim - Complete