Delgardo
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Joined 01-20-18, id: 10253825, Profile Updated: 09-19-21
Author has written 12 stories for Big Bang Theory, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Avengers, and Elementary.

My writing ideas Discord https:///4u3JKbVg9r

Fan of all sorts of things;

Dr Who / Star Trek / Star Wars / Chuck / Agents of Shield.

HPMOR (not basic Harry Potter, there are too many plot holes and inconsistencies. I know it's a kids book and she was making it up as she went along, but it still bugs me)

The Big Bang Theory - early series more, and very much prefer Shenny.

The Arrow / Flash / Supergirl / Legends Super-continuity

The Invisibles.

Runaways.

Depending on my mood I like lighthearted romances or weird D/s Kinky stories

I've also started a Archive of our own account, also as Delgardo, for the ruder / racier stuff I write

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New Blood by artemisgirl reviews
Sorted into Slytherin with the whisper of prophecy around her, Hermione refuses to bow down to the blood prejudices that poison the wizarding world. Carving her own path forward, Hermione chooses to make her own destiny, not as a Muggleborn, a halfblood, or as a pureblood... but as a New Blood, and everything the mysterious term means. ((Short chapters, done scene by scene))
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 546 - Words: 1,419,056 - Reviews: 52903 - Favs: 9,690 - Follows: 11,239 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 8/31/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z.
Dark Discoveries by aTasteOfDarkness reviews
Ignored by his friends, humiliated by the ministry, hated by the public, and hunted by his enemies... Suffering under a weight that threatened to shatter him, the mind arts finally gave him a tool to strike back to the world. And he was going to use it, no matter the consequences. (Harry X Multi, Lemons)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 85 - Words: 219,096 - Reviews: 2793 - Favs: 9,857 - Follows: 11,256 - Updated: 12/5/2023 - Published: 10/5/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Daphne G.
Fuzzy Boots Resolution by CTR69 reviews
Sheldon takes matters into his own hands, when his neighbour defies him once again. #NoSmut
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/4/2021 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Penny's private Photoshoot part 2 by CTR69 reviews
My own continuation of Delgardo's original story. Please read his story first (/s/13939416/1/Penny-s-private-Photoshoot). *Shenny, Leonard-unfriendly*
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/13/2021 - Leonard H., Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Murphy's Law by Lightning4119 reviews
Harry wins, but has nobody to share the victory with. He tries to go back and change things, but since he's Harry Potter, things go wrong. Harry with a backbone. Decent!Dumbles. Harmony-ish. May be Gray!Harry later. M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 192,443 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 1,655 - Updated: 6/4/2021 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Panty Pinata Alternative by CTR69 reviews
How The Panty Pinata Polarization should have ended :) M-rated Shenny PWP fic
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,423 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/7/2020 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches - Revenge is Best Served Raw by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 646,435 - Reviews: 9462 - Favs: 20,744 - Follows: 23,668 - Updated: 4/21/2020 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Ginny W.]
All Dolled Up by Marathon Zack 140.6 reviews
Simmons needs Fitz's opinion as she gets ready for the fancy party they're about to attend. Fluff and Cute and Humor. Early-ish Season 1, not connected to any particular episode in the show. [FitzSimmons]
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/4/2020 - [J. Simmons, L. Fitz] - Complete
Help by Marathon Zack 140.6
Fitz wants to help, and Simmons decides she has the perfect way. Early-ish Season 1, not connected to any particular episode in the show. [FitzSimmons]
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,998 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/3/2020 - [J. Simmons, L. Fitz] - Complete
The Fake Boyfriend Fallacy by Darkly Dreaming reviews
Penny sees a couple of guys she used to date at the grocery store and panics. They're both single for the purposes of this story.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/24/2019 - Sheldon C., Penny
Behind a Dustbin by Marathon Zack 140.6 reviews
"Are you telling me Voldemort's going to jump out from behind a dustbin and do me in?" [Harry x Hermione] Short Silly Crack One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/18/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Voldemort, N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 7220 - Favs: 7,984 - Follows: 8,726 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Master Mine: A Lesson in Submission by LissaDream reviews
Co-written with SnowBlind12. Hermione accidently witnesses something and her life changes forever. Canon compliant to book 6 - then STRONG AU. Dominance/submission. SS-HG; LM-HG; HG-DM; some HG-CW; light HG-OC. Other OC's moderately involved as friends. (Longer synopsis in first chapter.) Book 1/3.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 6/5/2018 - Published: 9/4/2017 - [Hermione G., Lucius M., Severus S.] Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Daft Morons by Sinyk reviews
At the first task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament Harry sees his chance to strike down his enemies - and takes it. Here is a Harry who knows how to think and reason. Really Bash!AD, EWE, Clueful!HP Eventual HP/HG/DG/FD NL/HA/SB and others. Unapologetically!AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 84 - Words: 745,285 - Reviews: 12104 - Favs: 16,275 - Follows: 17,119 - Updated: 4/23/2018 - Published: 7/7/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Daphne G.]
Kisses by Darkly Dreaming reviews
Each chapter is a different kind of kiss.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,800 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 3/7/2018 - [Penny, Sheldon C.] - Complete
An Unexpected Proposal by Marathon Zack 140.6 reviews
Sheldon asks Penny an unexpected question. SHENNY
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,849 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 152 - Published: 3/7/2018 - [Sheldon C., Penny] Leonard H., Mrs. Cooper - Complete
Perfectly Normal Thank You Very Much by Casscade reviews
It's twenty one years later and for the sake of his daughter, Dudley is going to have to learn about the Wizarding World after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,858 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 12/6/2016 - Published: 6/12/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Petunia D., Dudley D. - Complete
Significant Digits by adeebus reviews
(Continuation of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality) It's easy to make big plans and ask big questions, but harder to follow them through. Find out what happens to Harry Potter-Evans-Verres, Hermione, Draco, and everyone else once they grow into their roles as leaders, leave the shelter of Hogwarts, and venture out into a wider world. Permanent home: anarchyishyperbole com
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 298,709 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 4/9/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Voldemort - Complete
Game Night pt 2 by kenoboss reviews
This is the third story of my trilogy of Game Night. OOC for all. No story just Smut
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,931 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/23/2016 - Published: 7/28/2015 - Penny, Bernadette, Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
Harry Runs Into An Old Muggle Classmate by LumosSword134 reviews
One-Shot. Harry runs into a an old Muggle classmate from primary school while out in London with Ginny, Ron, and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 440 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 37075 - Favs: 31,033 - Follows: 22,513 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Telepathic Transference Complication by Alex Conrad reviews
A lab accident leaves Sheldon with the ability to read minds. Is this a gift or a curse? What Women Want AU
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,761 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Zombie by alexanderwales reviews
Recursive fanfic of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Eliezer Yudkowsky. Fits in around chapter 94, and contains major spoilers. Harry Potter starts to come around to the idea that souls might exist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,879 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 155 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete
Yours, Always by MyOwnStar reviews
A highly requested repost by Wishiwashi7. Previously removed by me, now back up. A DARK SEXY ONE SHOT: Sheldon's genius knows no bounds as he has trained Penny to be submissive to his whim... :) Enjoy...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,090 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Sheldon C. - Complete
A Traditional Cure for Persistent Pests by Emerald Ashes reviews
After the summer, Hermione meets Luna in the library, who insists that the brunette has been befuddled by a magical creature, the Triskin. The cure is simple enough, but leaves Hermione a bit flustered.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
A Family Thing by Emerald Ashes reviews
The trouble with large families is that nothing you do is ever truly unique. To fill the time during prefect rounds, post-war Ginny and Draco begrudgingly hold a civil conversation which quickly turns competitive...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Death of Shenny by Reparata reviews
It's Penny & Leonard's wedding day.l
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Disproving Penny by MyOwnStar reviews
I love you all so...***WARNING: TABOO/SCANDALOUS THEMES-BEEN ADDRESSED. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. Neg reviews unneeded. Story was started for personal reasons. Don't need it to please everyone.*** When Penny tells Sheldon he wouldn't know romance with a woman if it were written in Klingon in front of him, he takes it upon himself to prove otherwise. No one expects the love that follows.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 137,151 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny
Infinite by MyOwnStar reviews
Sheldon & Penny share WAY MORE than friendship in this sexy adventure that takes them through parallel universes they both encompass, through a machine Sheldon's created-but what happens to them when the machine is messed with before they return?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,031 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny
The Function of Wisdom by Brownish reviews
Bellatrix is driven out of the Death Eaters after the Department of Mysteries, and seeks shelter with the Order. Will this experience show her the error of her ways? No, not really. A slow, twisted Harry/Bella story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,789 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Bellatrix L., Harry P.
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Codename Penny 2 - Viva las Deesix reviews
Part Two of Codename Penny - Penny and Sheldon are on the run!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/21/2022 - Sheldon C., Penny
A Certain Malice reviews
Second story for the Elementary Theory - Mixing Elementary and Sherlock modern Holmes with the Big Bang theory. Sheldon Holmes is a Physicist and Consulting Detective, Penny Watson is a War veteran medical doctor. Together they FIGHT CRIME
Crossover - Big Bang Theory & Elementary - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,382 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/3/2021 - Published: 3/20/2021 - Sheldon C., Penny, Sherlock H., Joan W.
A very private display of affection reviews
Steve Rogers is trying to find his way in this brave new world. The future is bright, the war is won and everyone how knows died or went on without him. He feels directionless until things start falling apart and he finds his true calling, fighting to protect people. Natasha Romanov is a puppet that has got free of her strings, tormented by the guilt she feels for all the horrors
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 85,294 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/26/2021 - Published: 5/31/2021 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Beth, Peggy C.
The Digital Stimulation Situation reviews
A Shenny Smutty one shot inspired by an article in New Scientist. #Shenny #Smut #Anal exploration #Oral Sex #over dramatic descriptions of adult situations.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/19/2021 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Codename Penny reviews
No one seems to notice the dizzy blonde Cheesecake Factory waitress who lives across from two certified geniuses seems to cope surprisingly well with real danger. Sheldon / Penny, protection, care, friendship. Espionage Oneshot
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/14/2021 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Captain Carters Big Bazookas reviews
In the alternate reality of What If? Part one, Peggy Carter got the super serum instead of Steve Rogers Now, 'What if' the serum enhanced her breasts to the same mighty proportions as it did the rest of her physique? Just sexy fun in the MCU / What if between Captain Carter and Skinny Steve from a suggestion by Bjamestown - who loves big breasts
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,261 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/12/2021 - Published: 8/29/2021 - Captain America/Steve R., Peggy C.
Penny's private Photoshoot reviews
Just a smutty short from an idea suggested on Discord . CTR69 wrote a continuation, have a look /s/13955482/1/Penny-s-private-Photoshoot-part-2
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/15/2021 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Specialisation is for insects reviews
A story where Sheldon expands his horizons with Penny's help, becoming more confident and Dominant which appeals to Penny's submissive side. Shenny Erotic / kink fanfic #Sheldon #Penny #Shenny #DomSheldon #SubPenny #kink #relationship #SheldonTriumphant Started 18th Nov 2017. Finished 21 April 2018.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 94 - Words: 113,929 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 8/14/2021 - Published: 1/27/2018 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Property of the Crimson Dawn reviews
SPOILERS for SOLO - A Star Wars story. In "Solo" you meet Qi'ra, but then she gets left behind. When she comes back, she's very different. So I wondered, what happened to her? This is my version of what happened in those three missing years.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,436 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/16/2021 - Published: 8/16/2020
ex libris de voluptate reviews
Hermione finds the Great Library of Hogwarts has many more secrets than she'd guessed
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,844 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2019
The Elementary Theory reviews
I'm sure this has been done before but i felt like trying. Rolling a "Sherlock" and "Elementary" style take on a modern Holmes into The Big Bang Theory. Take a step back and look then the themes fit. * Two improbable room mates going on adventures. It even starts with them moving in. * An insufferable genius with an improbable name that starts with an S
Crossover - Big Bang Theory & Elementary - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,135 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/28/2018 - Published: 4/29/2018
Sheldons Science Helmet reviews
Just a dirty little Shenny one shot that popped into my head
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/19/2018 - Published: 3/24/2018 - Sheldon C., Penny