Neymovirne
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 01-21-18, id: 10258019, Profile Updated: 09-27-19
Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter.

You can also find me on AO3 under the same name.

Current project: Harry Potter, PI, a series of mysteries solved by private investigator Harry Potter. Suspense, humour, and a dash of romance (HP/SS)

1. False Pretences

2. In Vogue

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Seasons of change by MPRose reviews
An attempt to go against a popular trope. What if, instead of becoming dark/grey and gaining more power that way, Harry had been a little more considerate? Begins with a small change in first year, and sticks close to the original, but sometimes small changes can add up to change the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 216,778 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 1,910 - Updated: 10/17 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Prince of Slytherin by The Sinister Man reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Four starts on 9/1/20. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 141 - Words: 1,120,465 - Reviews: 15569 - Favs: 14,452 - Follows: 16,266 - Updated: 10/5 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Theodore N.
A Different Messenger by SophrionaSphinx reviews
I love "Harry is rescued from the Dursleys" stories but never found one that was quite right. So I had to write one myself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 59,957 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 3,027 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Long Road Home by Prunus padus reviews
When Snape inadvertently makes himself a child abductor he incurs the wrath of both Dumbledore and Voldemort. One Harry Potter isn't particularly pleased either, but a tentative alliance forms when Harry and Snape embark on the long and winding journey home. Following OotP. Snape mentors Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,238 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 10/20/2018 - Harry P., Severus S.
Luna Lovegood and the Dark Lord's Diary by The madness in me reviews
Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. Plot takes a while to appear but it's there) See last chapter for fan art and translations.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 72,373 - Reviews: 4101 - Favs: 3,984 - Follows: 3,541 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 3/16/2017 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Dare to Tell the Truth by WalkingThePlank reviews
As a nice distraction from the impending battle, they play games. One evening they decide to play Dares. Snape becomes a very unwilling participant. Through Dares, the truth comes out. Snape and Harry have a secret. Will they be able to tell everyone the truth? With Sirius at Snape's throat and a madman after Harry, it doesn't seem likely. Full summary & warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,349 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/10/2019 - [Harry P., Severus S.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
The King's Indian Attack by CallunaRussell reviews
Aurora Sinistra spends most of her time watching the stars. In the summer of 1991, she has a plan redeem the reputation of Slytherin House, and some of the people inside it. Recruiting Severus Snape to help her, the two teachers undertake a gambit of their own that leads the Boy-Who-Lived and the Brightest Witch of Her Age into Slytherin House and friendships with Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,325 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 2,266 - Follows: 2,536 - Updated: 10/29/2019 - Published: 5/27/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
The House of Potter Rebuilt by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 140,934 - Reviews: 1916 - Favs: 8,599 - Follows: 8,562 - Updated: 9/10/2019 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Full Circle by tetsurashian reviews
Harry and Tom's souls are tied together. Which is why they're in this endless loop of rebirth. At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people. (slightly crack AU w/ some seriousness) MoD!Harry, kinda soulmates!TMRHP SLASH M/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,334 - Reviews: 3083 - Favs: 8,103 - Follows: 8,861 - Updated: 1/31/2019 - Published: 4/21/2016 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Transfiguration by rleicester reviews
AU. How would Severus Snape react if Harry was sorted into Slytherin?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/2/2019 - Published: 10/10/2017 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Rubeus H. - Complete
Petunia Evans, Tomb Raider by Starfox5 reviews
AU. Petunia Evans might have been a squib but she was smart and stubborn. While Lily went to Hogwarts, Petunia went to a boarding school and later studied archaeology. Dr Evans ended up raiding tombs for Gringotts with the help of their Curse-Breakers and using her findings to advance her career as an archaeologist. And raising her unfortunately impressionable nephew.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,388 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 12/1/2018 - Published: 9/1/2018 - [Petunia D., Sirius B.] [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1571 - Favs: 9,427 - Follows: 3,263 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 2281 - Favs: 12,657 - Follows: 12,606 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
A Dance All My Own by Silverfawkes reviews
AU 4th year, Harry decides it's time to man up and dance to his own tune instead of the Headmaster's. Story contains some language, Dumbledore bashing, and a tiny bit of Ron bashing,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 106,324 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 2,856 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 10/1/2017 - Published: 9/30/2017 - Complete
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,240 - Reviews: 3528 - Favs: 6,532 - Follows: 8,072 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Morphed Secrets by nightkitty555 reviews
Subconsciously concealing injuries after a fight prompts the discovery of metamorphmagus abilities in young Harry Potter. However, that ability had been covering up a very big secret for more than eleven years. keywords Severitus / Sevitus. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 83 - Words: 349,923 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 2,355 - Follows: 2,033 - Updated: 7/15/2017 - Published: 5/28/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., N. Tonks - Complete
Massacre in the Dungeons by marylou reviews
Albus Dumbledore's actions set off a chain reaction that affects the entire wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,097 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 1,735 - Follows: 1,497 - Updated: 7/4/2017 - Published: 7/23/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 382,044 - Reviews: 15988 - Favs: 11,460 - Follows: 9,912 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Unrequited by plutoplex reviews
Albus Dumbledore has a type. Minerva notices.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/3/2016 - Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
The Letter by mango-melone reviews
"'Dear Mr Godfather,' the letter read, 'My name is Harry Potter, and I'm living with my aunt and uncle, but I don't like it very much.'" When through an act of desperation and accidental magic a letter finds its way into Azkaban, Sirius Black decides that his godson needs him. But how do you take care of a child when you're a wanted criminal?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,756 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 10/22/2016 - Published: 6/11/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Mysterious Gobstones Club by Lady Hallen reviews
Harry is invited in the Gobstones Club, a club that has, apparently, not invited anyone else since Albus Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 367 - Published: 7/20/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Last Chance by Laume reviews
AU. In 1938, Albus Dumbledore heads to a London orphanage to deliver a letter to a muggleborn student, and decides to be reasonable when encountering Tommy Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,200 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 2,777 - Follows: 3,376 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
I've had Enough by SpritelyGryffindor reviews
Ron runs away from the burrow at the age of nine, meets Harry, and helps him escape Privet Drive. Simple? Not when they've got half the ministry looking for them, not to mention the fact that Sirius has escaped Azkaban to look for Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,404 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 1,794 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Ron W., Harry P.
Are You My Father by nightkitty555 reviews
A distraught Harry Potter after the death of his godfather has started to question everything people had always told him about his parents. He's not even sure who they were. Keywords: Sevitus / Severitus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,925 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 2/20/2016 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Runs Into An Old Muggle Classmate by LumosSword134 reviews
One-Shot. Harry runs into a an old Muggle classmate from primary school while out in London with Ginny, Ron, and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 303 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Kitty Korner by Warviben reviews
Harry helps Snape obtain something he needs. Along the way, Snape repays the favor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,628 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/17/2015 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Little Guy by Clell65619 reviews
What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,715 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 3,061 - Follows: 1,516 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Complete
Most Wanted: Peter Pettigrew by BlightPhoenix reviews
Harry is fed up with the lies of the ministry, the slander of the prophet and the inaction of everyone around him in the face of Voldemort's return. After careful thinking he has come to a conclusion: find Peter Pettigrew and you find the truth. Hence Harry puts a 100,000 Galleon reward on Peter's head and watches as the entire magical community goes mad in the race to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,906 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 2,163 - Follows: 2,479 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Harry P., Peter P., OC, Amelia B.
Delirium Victoria by TheCauldron reviews
What if the prophecy wasn't as literal as Dumbledore assumed? Sometimes, sleep deprivation can be helpful. Set post fifth year, a bit (very) OOC. Just some silliness my own sleep dep caused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,518 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 212 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Flickering by Sentient Dawn reviews
Harry Potter has an unusual magical gift – one he fears and therefore, has kept hidden for many years. When an unfortunate accident forces his secret to be revealed, a new chapter in Harry's life begins. Harry/Snape mentor fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,869 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 2/12/2015 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Harry P., Severus S.
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1738 - Favs: 9,132 - Follows: 4,253 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Many Harry Potters of Little Hangleton by VivyPotter reviews
Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 112 - Words: 64,654 - Reviews: 2911 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
The Acute Mastery of Potions by lunakatrina reviews
Gen, takes place during POA. Harry had hoped for years that he'd find non-Dursley relatives, but now he found himself wondering if he'd have rather lived in ignorance. Maybe if he ignored it, the truth would go away! Severitus does not follow challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 88,279 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Noticed by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry always suffered from the abuse of the Dursleys and nobody ever acted on it or even or noticed it. Thanks to a coincidence during the time after smugling Norbert out that changed. See what a small change can do.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,047 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 3,302 - Follows: 1,684 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Harry P., Poppy P. - Complete
A Riddled Universe by hazeldragon reviews
Being the recipient of the Order of Merlin and also having his picture on the Chocolate Frog Cards was not a big feat for Healer Tom Riddle. As Head Healer at St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries, nothing much surprised him. Little did he know, his life was about to be turned upside down by the arrival of a bespectacled boy with messy hair through the Veil.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,269 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 2,449 - Follows: 1,728 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Eye-Opening Revelations by DelusionalGrandeur reviews
After Harry runs away from the Dursleys and the blood wards have failed, Dumbledore has an idea. If it works, Harry will have protection from Voldemort even stronger than Blood Wards . Non-explicit HP/SSslash, mentions of forced marriage. Oneshot. Rated for language and mentions of sex
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 126 - Published: 5/9/2014 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Þetta er nóg by Batsutousai reviews
Banished to Earth in hopes that he might learn the same lesson Thor had, Loki meets Queen Elsa of Arendelle. But how can two creatures of ice possibly hope to warm the other's heart?
Crossover - Thor & Frozen - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,344 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 160 - Published: 1/24/2014 - [Loki, Elsa] Marshmallow - Complete
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 7875 - Favs: 15,825 - Follows: 9,662 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
What's Owed by ruth7019 reviews
Catastrophic events culminate in an unexpected kinship between some of Hogwarts' most tenacious foes, while inciting bitter battles between best friends. Rated 'M' for violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 242,304 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Different Dursley Family by Lucillia reviews
Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,280 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 3,908 - Follows: 5,220 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Vernon D., Harry P.
Where We Belong by hmmga reviews
The Sorting Hat is fed up with Dumbledores planning, and takes the sorting of Harry's year group into its own hands. With no-one where they expected to be, will they band together? Or will it force them apart? AU, manipulative!Dumbledore Slytherin!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,680 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 2,329 - Follows: 2,673 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Harry P., Sorting Hat
Harry amidst the Vaults of Stone by NothingPretentious reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, it is up to the Gringotts goblins to carry out the terms of the Potters' will. What will happen when young Harry Potter - halfblood, Parselmouth, curse-scarred, outsider - is raised in the stalagmite city of Underfoot?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,245 - Reviews: 2189 - Favs: 3,952 - Follows: 4,587 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P.
Hindsight by loralee1 reviews
AU, Post HBP Snape travels back in time to warn pre SSPS Snape about what is to come. No DH Spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,690 - Reviews: 1284 - Favs: 3,381 - Follows: 1,821 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 4349 - Favs: 8,723 - Follows: 3,871 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What Counts by thewandcrafter reviews
It's been nearly eight years since the Battle of Hogwarts... six years... and five months... and seventeen days... since Snape set eyes on Harry Potter... Not even an owl. Damn it, that hurts. And now... out of nowhere... Potter asks to meet at the Hog's Head... What does he want? And... this is going to hurt, isn't it? Note: This is NOT a sequel to Heart of the Guardian!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,599 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 73 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Cupboard by FranticArmoire reviews
What begins as a simple trip to retrieve extra cleaning supplies for his mother turns into something more for Dudley, something even he can't explain. He still hasn't forgotten what the Dementors showed him the previous summer, and he's beginning to think that maybe they were right after all. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 2,106 - Follows: 400 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
FATHER by Carla Lute reviews
What if Lucius Malfoy had adopted Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,094 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Lucius M., Harry P. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 4,468 - Follows: 948 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 5,172 - Follows: 1,962 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Red and Green by NeuroticNerd reviews
Contains drunken Harry, inappropriate Christmas decorations, innuendo, kissing and a staff party with way too much liquor in the punch, so beware of this untimely Christmas story with an unexpected bit of holiday cheer to go along!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,170 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 6899 - Favs: 10,693 - Follows: 5,325 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Business Trip by Remasa reviews
Dudley Dursley is sent on a business trip to New York City. On the plane, he meets a certain arrogant wizard. Can each survive without killing the other? No pairings. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Dudley D., Lucius M. - Complete
Walkabout by fringeperson reviews
Harry was left in the Australian outback by his relatives. Rather than dying from exposure, the heat, or any of the many and varied nasties that could have easily killed him, Harry was found. Don't own. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,951 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 2,772 - Follows: 816 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Changer by Vingilot reviews
Harry Potter has been missing since he was eight. Now, seven years later, Severus Snape has a one night stand that just doesn’t seem to end. How long will they be able to keep their secrets? HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 97,320 - Reviews: 4306 - Favs: 5,108 - Follows: 5,269 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Prongs Tatum by Silverfawkes reviews
on hiatus AU They left him on a doorstep and he wandered away.Features Independent Stubborn Harry and pokes fun at the foibles of the magical world.Rating for occasional language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,802 - Reviews: 2060 - Favs: 4,775 - Follows: 5,276 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Harry P.
It's My Life by Fyreheart reviews
After his second year, Harry begins to realize Hogwarts isn't everything it could be. Are there other options available? While the Hogwarts characters belong to JK Rowling, the story is obviously outside of canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,383 - Reviews: 2138 - Favs: 8,089 - Follows: 3,466 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Criminality by OwlPostAgain7 reviews
Andrew Meyers never meant to get between formidable boxing champion Dudley Dursley and incurable criminal Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 110 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Why is it Orange? by Grinning Lizard reviews
My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread on DLP. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy. The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 159 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Complete
The Best Revenge: Time of the Basilisk by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU: The continuation of Book I. Not all of Tom Riddle is gone. A mysterious journal and a new Defense teacher pose challenges for Harry and his guardian. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,739 - Reviews: 2652 - Favs: 4,022 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Meeting Mr Potridge by Flanclanman reviews
Snarry one-shot. Written in my early days while a bit drunk (so forgive me my awful writing and plot). Anyway; Harry goes for a drink after a really horrid day and meets someone he doesn't expect.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,381 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Genius Does What It Must by smrt1 reviews
Growing up, Harry Potter became a smartass. Now he's starting Hogwarts, with trusty sidekick Millicent Bulstrode, a question for everything, and a cheerfully sarcastic demeanor that makes everyone want to smack him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 1,583 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Not As Advertised by sasahara17 reviews
Harry Potter is dissatisfied with what he finds after being sorted into Slytherin, and writes a request to the Headmaster requesting to change houses. AU, OOC, OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 91 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Overbooked by Keppiehed reviews
Molly Weasley knows better than to match Severus and Harry together ... but she just cannot resist. Written for Snarry-A-Thon. One of my rare funny ones, don't miss it!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 2,054 - Follows: 1,644 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
The Real Heir of Slytherin by Lucillia reviews
Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,936 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Incorrigible Infatuation by RestartingInsanity reviews
AU: SLASH: How it started? One day Harry was in panic and the next delirium struck and there he was lying underneath a cruel-hearted Slytherin. He wasn't the most appealing but what was it that made Harry fall? Marcus Flint/Harry - COMPLETE -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,303 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 6,035 - Follows: 1,799 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Harry P., Marcus F. - Complete
The Small Print by faithwood reviews
Draco Malfoy's first mistake was buying the thing. However, his second mistake was even worse. Sixth year AU. Draco's reasons for acting suspicious are a little different. HPDM. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,285 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 135 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 3,363 - Follows: 455 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Lord V by cheryl bites reviews
Nuclear war breaks out and Voldemort casts a spell to stop time. He and Harry alone are left to defuse the missiles and prevent the war. Voldemort’s radiophobic. Oh joy. LVHP. Spoilers for HBP, none for DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,391 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Walk the Shadows by jharad17 reviews
AU. The summer after 5th year, Death Eaters find Harry abandoned in the Dursley house and bring him to Voldemort. Will one particular Death Eater give up his position and his hate to save his enemy's son? Snape mentors Harry fic. violence,chld abuse,rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 113,854 - Reviews: 2315 - Favs: 2,686 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fire on Darkness by Asrai reviews
What if...? Or: This is here. This isn't. Slash:HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,263 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Fourth Year by Caligryphy reviews
SnapeHarry, HBP compliant. Snape is Harry's prisoner. An unforeseen event changes their relationship. Or has it already been changing?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,037 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

A Boy and His Spider reviews
Harry finds a talking spider in his cupboard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,937 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 59 - Published: 10/18 - Harry P., Severus S., Vernon D., Arabella F. - Complete
Your Body Changes Everything reviews
Tonks comes to the Order meeting as a man, and Severus is intrigued. Genderfluid smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4 - [Severus S., N. Tonks] - Complete
Harrykins reviews
No matter what path Harry will choose in life, his friends will be there to keep him from forgetting his true self. A conversation set a few days after the Duelling Club incident.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5 - Harry P., George W., Fred W. - Complete
Halls Decked in Murder reviews
Christmastime in Hogwarts had always been full of magic, mystery and wonder, so when Harry was called to stand in for Madam Pomfrey over the holiday season, he jumped for the opportunity to get a break from his busy schedule at St. Mungo's. Little did he expect to be snowed in with a dead body, an unknown murderer, and Severus Snape as the prime suspect. A Hogwarts murder mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,450 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 1/17 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Instinctive reviews
Harry can't hold his tongue from blurting stupid things, learns something new about himself, and gets a cantankerous companion; not necessarily in that order. Creature fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,851 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/5/2019 - [Harry P., Severus S.] Ron W. - Complete
In Vogue reviews
Harry Potter, PI, is back in the game! Follow him as he investigates the death of an heiress to one of the richest wizarding families, all while navigating his relationship with Severus outside of Hogwarts walls. Sequel to False Pretences
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,603 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/27/2019 - Published: 7/22/2019 - [Harry P., Severus S.] Pansy P., Daphne G. - Complete
Pirate Kreacher reviews
Kreacher is grinning while he's scrubbing. What's he got to grin about?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/20/2019 - Complete
Of Shoes and Secrets reviews
Lavender thinks about shopping, importance of hair care, future plans, and murder. Warnings: child abuse and referenced rape/non-con
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2019 - Complete
Hard to Find reviews
A ministry function neither of them wants to be at. Can it be a new beginning?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/31/2019 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Finding Haven reviews
After hearing some disturbing news about Severus Snape, Harry charges to the rescue in a classic Potter fashion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,018 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/19/2019 - [Harry P., Severus S.] Andromeda T. - Complete
Sisters (Doing It for Themselves) reviews
Even after seven years in Slytherin, Petunia still believed that ultimately, there was justice in the world. Lily had her beauty and charm, and she had her magic. If they worked hard and preserved, everything would turn out according to plan. Lately though, she isn't so sure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/23/2019 - Lily Evans P., Petunia D. - Complete
False Pretences reviews
Harry Potter, PI, goes undercover in Hogwarts as the new Divination Professor to investigate the mysterious disappearance of a sixth year Slytherin. Sequel: In Vogue
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,973 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/17/2019 - Published: 12/31/2018 - [Harry P., Severus S.] Pansy P., OC - Complete
All Hallows' Eve reviews
On All Hallows' Eve, the veil between the worlds of the living and the dead is thin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/2/2019 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
O Tempora reviews
Sent to the past in a combination of malfunctioning Vanishing Cabinet, broken Time Turner and Potter luck, Harry has to attempt to stay sane amongst many disturbing revelations that Slytherin House of his parents' days will bring.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,091 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/31/2018 - Harry P., Severus S., Gilderoy L., Regulus B. - Complete