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Joined 04-12-06, id: 1026514, Profile Updated: 02-24-15
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

A sharp wit and a silver tongue may help you live longer than a sharpened blade ever will

About Myself: I am the DarkJestyr. Plain and simple. My friend helped me come up with the name about 10 years ago and if you look it up, about 90% of the results are me. I work full-time, and I never seem to be on my own time schedule, lol. I have many ideas for stories but I never seen to get them written down. I feel like I'm in this kind of nightmarish limbo of writter's block.

To those who know my work and like what I do, I'm sorry I keep disappearing. and yes, I know I need to finish my stories. Actually I'm planning on redoing them, with exception to The Falls of course. Life has been making itself annoyingly known as of late. Just went through another move, this one particularly stressful and very complicated. Who knows, maybe I'll use some of that hellish experience in a story or two.

I hope to be on here more often and updating often. I'll have more time to myself to do so between work and playing League of Legends and whatever else. (BTW it's the same name on LoL if you're interested in playing a round or two, just mention fanfiction).

Update: (2/24/15) I have returned from another bump in my life. last year I had lost my home to a fire and the shop i worked for had closed down. Since, I have been slowly rebuilding my life. As you can expect, any hope of returning to write had to be put on hold once again. I ask your forgiveness and thank everyone who continues to have patience with me.

That being said, I have a lot more time now and things have been getting better. It is time to revamp my writing. I have grown and so they need to grow as well. I hope you like the changes. Wish me luck n,n

As Always I Remain Your Humble Servant,

The DarkJestyr

Interests/inspiration:
-Firefly/Serenity

-Harry Potter

-Homestuck

...more will come when I think about it

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The Pirate's Passionate Slave by superzombiedestroyer123 reviews
So I got this idea a while ago, after I reached the Gigapause, and decided to work on it. What was The Dolarosa and Mindfang's relationship like before Dualscar killed her? Rating subject to change.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,918 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 6/23/2014 - [Marquise Spinneret Mindfang, The Dolorosa] [Porrim M., Aranea S.]
Different Circumstances by Orionshadow reviews
Despite all warnings, Matsumoto interrupts Zaraki in the bath house. The consequences have far reaching effects. Coarse language. Violence. Non con. Chapter 50 up. Over 18's only. Same AU as 'For the Love of a Friend'
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 278,580 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 6/8/2007 - R. Matsumoto, K. Zaraki
Variation Modification by DawnGyocry reviews
You remember the first time you really realized you were fucked up. You were five. First day of kindergarten, miserable as all fuck. The teacher told the boys to line up on one side of the room and the girls on the other. You don't even remember why. You just remember the result. Growing up. Davekat.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 47,147 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Karkat V., Dave S. - Complete
Meowrails with benefits by WolfNightV4X1 reviews
Equius and Nepeta are getting ready for a party with all their troll friends. But it seems Equius has caught Nepeta at the wrong time. Purrhaps it may be the wrong time, but in the end it felt so right.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Equius Z., Nepeta L.
To Muddy a Malfoy by foggybythebay reviews
Grieving over Ron's snogging of Lavender, Hermione discovers that it takes just one certain Slytherin to boost her flagging ego. A single night in a deserted corridor launches a thoroughly sensual game of cat-and-mouse that outlasts even the war HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,749 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
For the Potions Master's Amusement by snape.submiss reviews
Now Complete! Severus Snape is not a kind man, but Hermione Granger is past caring. She wants his approval and will do anything to get it. How far will she go? Even she has no concept of the depths to which she will fall in her quest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 86 - Words: 304,467 - Reviews: 2909 - Favs: 1,672 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Closed by BizzareDragon reviews
The Ministry orders immediate evacuation of Hogwarts under mysterious reasons. Draco and Hermione are trapped in a closet during the clearing. When they get out, they are the only ones left for two months. What happens next? And why was the school closed?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,300 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Back on Board by voile reviews
What happens after the the end of "My bonny light horseman?" This is my version of the events. Please Review!
Bloody Jack Adventures - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,319 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008
VanDread: Curiosity's Reward by Freedom Guard reviews
Jura's desire to have a baby with a man's seed leads to the discovery on a long forgotten part of the relationships between men and women and unlocks quite a surprise for all involved. HibikiXHarem
Vandread - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 119,712 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 2/12/2009
Drunken Gentle Fist by AngelAnimefan reviews
Naruto's about to figure out that Lee isn't the only natural practitioner of drunken fist... NaruHina. Finally Completed
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,868 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The First Born Child by L.A.H.H reviews
When Lucius Malfoy was arrested, it was Arthur Weasley's job to search his home. Who he found shocked him and much of the wizarding world to its core. Set in Half-Blood Prince, mostly canon. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 89,823 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
Midsummer Madness by Burning Ice reviews
***UNDER REVISION*** Katara learns that there are both advantages and drawbacks to being a female water bending master, and pays back a favor to an old friend. Zutara, Taang, Azulaang, Azulahn, Ty LeeOC and My Lee ***PREQUEL TO A NET TO CATCH THE WIND***
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 32 - Words: 239,598 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
A Million Ways To Say I Love You by Something Greater reviews
A thousand foot drop, a sickly bear, a humiliating attack, and a bone chilling lake. What's this? A series of shorts ficlits with all the pairings you want to see, and then some you can't handle.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 42,866 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Complete
The Hyuuga’s Rival by Lady Bonbones reviews
Hinata finds her rival.A girl from the clan that is rival from hers that arrives to the village after 30 years of been hidden.They are different& very alike and mostly when it comes on getting certain blonde’s attention.Chp30:Truth at Red Lights,Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 102,411 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Into the Woods by kyubiteaser reviews
Naruto and Hinata are sent on a simple mission: delivering medicine, but get sidetracked on an adventure neither one of them saw coming PART 1 OF MY SERIES INTO THE WORLD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,020 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Bitter Alliance by looneyluna reviews
The war is over. Aang is dead, killed in the Avatar State. The Earth Kingdom is conquered and Fire Lord Ozai rules with an iron fist. Katara has survived and must suffer the attentions of Prince Zuko to protect her brother.Updated 0327.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 66,780 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Zuko, Katara
Muggle Protection Agency by Chrystal Slara reviews
Complete! Draco is forced to watch his father torture and kill his mother, and finds that the only way to become a Death Eater is to do the same to Blaise's mother in front of him, instead he runs to the ministry, they give him to Hermione...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,506 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Art Of Seduction by AbbeyxIzuru reviews
See what happens when Abbey and Matsumoto get Momo to seduce Toushirou!It involves Victoria Secret, a special class, and a bend and snap! HitsuHina - Hitsugaya x Hinamori - OC - Slight KiraxOC - Rated M for last chapter.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7087 - Favs: 5,477 - Follows: 2,259 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Pure Hatred by America's Roast Beef Yes Sir reviews
Katara is kidnapped by an Earthbound fire nation group and can't think of a worser situation than this. Rated M for violence, language, and adult content. -This story is complete.-
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,405 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Katara, Aang - Complete
Scales and a Tail by Halfling reviews
Unfinished. The Scales is a secret Slytherin society within Hogwarts. Its male only policy must change for an upcoming event, and Draco grudgingly recruits Hermione. This choice contributes to something more important than imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,073 - Reviews: 4018 - Favs: 2,469 - Follows: 2,189 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Welcome To Hell by RootbeerFloatShallPrevail reviews
Summary: One of these days, Granger, you’re going to be in debt to me. And when you’re begging for me to spare you, I don’t think I ought to. Rated R FOR A REASON, HAS PLOT! NOT CLICHE! This is RootbeerFloat under new pen name! FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,577 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Habits by Lyra Kamiya reviews
In the wake of such a monumental death, Team 10 needs all the comfort they can get... And more... Spoilers for 328, TemaShika, InoChou
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,999 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Sleeps With Butterflies by Jacal Ste. Worme reviews
ShinoHinata. 'Don't worry, Hinata, I'm not going to steal your first kiss,' he whispered, tickling her lips with his breath.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,645 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
イチャイチャタクティクス, Icha Icha Takutikusu Makeout Tactics by Jewel Green reviews
Contains Mild Violence, Langage, & Hilariously Perverse Situations as well as other Surprises. You have been warned! [ShikaTema] feat. NejiTen NaruHina SasuSaku Summary in ch.1 Drama: 3,6 & 7. Humor: All other chapters. Lemons: 1 for each couple
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,986 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Freedom's Consequence, Rapture's Reward by CelticSass reviews
PostHogwarts,DMHG Pairing: When trying to fulfill the terms of a relative's will Hermione Granger enters into a dangerous bargain with her childhood nemesis Draco Malfoy. Fate conspires against Hermione and the arrangment grows more complicated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 145,345 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Assistant by KibaSin reviews
Kagome’s quit her job, and Sesshoumaru’s fired his assistant, only to need another one. When these two different people come together, will they get along, or will their differences tear them apart? [Complete: SessKag]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 165,690 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Phoenix Song by WeasleyWife reviews
JamesLily fic starting during their 6th year and going up to their deaths. LoveHate galore! SiriusOC as well and some pretty fabulous subplots I'd say. Excitement for Remus and a bit of a delve into Peter. Rated R for language and sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 101,791 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Welcome to Hell by slytherindragonfire reviews
Draco has been banished from the Malfoy family.He runs into Hermione. She takes him in and he realizes that her once perfect home has fallen apart. Secrets she has hidden from Harry and Ron surface and Draco is faced with a deadly choice.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,341 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/16/2005 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Manor by Halfling reviews
Sequel to 'THE CABIN.' Draco and Hermione have both arrived home after Hogwarts and their defeat of Voldemort. Please read The Cabin first. COMPLETE! (Finally...)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,549 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Angels Losing Their Innocence by MyBlackWolves reviews
Hermionie has been raped by Lucius Malfoy and after he is abrubtly killed, the only one who can help her is his son. He tries but copeing with a evidently sick Hermionie puts him in a place he never dreamed he would be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,225 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/24/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Thinning The Line Between Love and Hate by Fan Fiction Writer reviews
It is Hermione’s 7th year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. She is Head Girl and will become a spy for The Order of Phoenix. She has to work with her worst enemy, Draco Malfoy, during school because he is Head Boy, and outside school he is
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,404 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/13/2004 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Cabin by Halfling reviews
Hermione and Draco are pushed together through the workings of a prophecy. Initially they try fight the knowledge that their relationship was predetermined, but eventually use their love to fight Voldemort. Worth a read. HGDM and HPGW. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 176,305 - Reviews: 2242 - Favs: 2,545 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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Louder Than Words reviews
There's a mystery walking around Camp Half-Blood and everyone calls her Gypsy. Percy is curious about her but not so much as his brother Tyson. Rated T for now
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Tyson, OC
The Siren Returns reviews
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM! A very powerful woman returns to the world she left behind. Rated for nudity, language, sexual situations, and violence. DM/HG, SS/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Falls reviews
You cradle-robber! No wait I take that back. Your too much of a Sugar Queen, mommy type. Way too innocent to satisfy a man let alone make him come crawling back for more! One shot...Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Festival of Forgotten Memories reviews
Kaka/OC Nara/Hina...Hinata wakes up to find her dream come true is quickly becoming a nightmare
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,801 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Kakashi H., Hinata H.