Author has written 93 stories for Beyblade, Clamp, Naruto, Pokémon, Death Note, Detective Conan/Case Closed, Ouran High School Host Club, NCIS, Hana-Kimi, Gilmore Girls, Yu Yu Hakusho, Supernatural, Twilight, Harry Potter, Teen Wolf, and Glee.
Age: I don't care if you want to know...
About my updating: Pretty much everything is on hiatus. I am not updating/uploading anymore stories until I've finished the whole story.
I have writer's blocks for some of my older stories. I'll get to them when I can.
You need to know: My old username was ruinsage-sorceress. My new one is kaitouahiru. Sorry if any confusion is caused...
Lady Satine has translated Impure Soul into German! Here's the link:
Phoenix8351 has translated Can I Drive? into French! Here's the link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7539200/1/Can_I_Drive
If you haven't guessed by looking at my stories, I am a huge Castiel/Dean fan! And Castiel was not made for long monologues. I tried. I erased it. Monologues are Sam's thing.
"This country is not a monarchy, William. Trust me, I've tried," -Sue Sylvester
"If there's a book you really want to read but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it," -Toni Morrison
"You get ideas from day dreaming. You get ideas from being bored. You get ideas all the time. The only difference between writers and other people is we notice when we're doing it," -Neil Gaiman
"There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you," -Maya Angelou
"People always get tired of one another. I grow tired of myself whenever I am left alone for ten minutes, and I am certain that I am fonder of myself than anyone can be of another person," -George Bernard Shaw
"People who count their chickens before they are hatched, act very wisely, because chickens run around so absurdly that it is impossible to count them all accurately," -Oscar Wilde
"One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart you can't utter," -James Earl Jones
“It's strange that words are so inadequate. Yet, like the asthmatic struggling for breath, so the lover must struggle for words," T.S. Eliot
“There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed," -Ernest Hemingway
"One thing I don't get is why people always say "The most interesting thing since sliced bread". What's so great about sliced bread? I can think of a
When people don't properly capitalize their summaries... I just avoid the story, bad spelling and non capitalizing in summaries means its probably worse in the story.
When Japanese words are misused. Learn how to use 'kudasai' and 'onegaishimasu' properly!!
I don't mind my story being favorited, it's rather flattering. BUT if you're going to favorite ALL of my stories, at least review so I don't have an inbox full of, "so and so favorited your story" with no reviews. What happened to the days when people, I dunno, reviewed? I only took a break for about a year or two, people.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile
I wonder...it got answered! YAY!! Thank you black55widow!
Funny Things I Heard
7/23/08- I was talking to my cousin when Grandpa said "Tell her I sent her mom a text." "She says you didn't" "I sent it to her cellphone." "He says he sent it to her cell- where else would you send it?"
9/13/08- We were playing the old Super Mario Brothers on Nintendo and there were flying fish...so we prank called my friend and... "The fish are attacking kitty!" and then we hung up. Although it wasn't really a prank call since we didn't bother hiding the number...
"How do you tie a tie? Oh, get my iPhone! I have an app for that," -the world is relying too much on technology these days.
People keep declaring their love for love for me over the internet. Some for writing my stories, some just because I'm me. It's getting weird. I know I'm lovable... but really, even I get sick of myself. Why don't the rest of you get sick of me too?
3/31/12- "Does my cynicism turn you on?" "Oh, dear god, it just might..."
Goals: Finish the stories that seriously need to be finished by now.
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