Dragon Queen88
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Joined 04-12-06, id: 1026691, Profile Updated: 10-23-09
Author has written 12 stories for Transformers, Transformers/Beast Wars, and How to Train Your Dragon.

My names Linsey though most people call me Lins or Zee.

Age: 19

I tend to be quite sadistic and i love any move with blood, guts and gore. it makes me happy _

http://shadowdragonmaster88.deviantart.com/ - my Deviant Art

(this is my motto for life)

http://kometani.deviantart.com/art/armored-dragon-121668848 -Eclipse's full battle mode

Favorites:

Dragons (im a freak, i no)

Transformers

Lamborgini's (sp?) Mainly the Gallardo, its my future car

Almost any anime/manga

Favorite couples:

Bumblebee/ Barricade/ Sam (transformers) (i no its a threesome but w/e)

Prowl / Jazz (transformers)

Ratchet/ Wheeljack or Ratchet/ Ironhide (transformers)

Ironhide/ Will (transformers)

Red Alert / Inferno (transformers)

As you can clearly see... i have a Transformers obsession. It is, unfortunatly incurable.

if you are or have ever been in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into your profile.

(\_/)
(o.o) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny to your profile to help him in his goal of world domination!

taste the rainbow:eat crayons

when life gives you lemons,make grape juice. then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

you cry, i cry.you laugh,i laugh. you jump off a bridge, i laugh harder!

they say that guns don't kill people, that people kill people.Well, i don't think that you would kill very many people if you walked up to someone and shouted 'BANG!'

Parents spend the first part of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk.The second have is spent teaching them to sit down and shut up.( my parents failed at this, i cant shut up for more than 5 seconds. lol)

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "You will die in seven days!"

~You have eaten a bug.
~You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
~You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
~You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket

total so far=7

this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down

I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

Guns don't kill people. I do.

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club (that is the best part of dating is cuddling!)

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

I thougt this was really sweet! This is for a girl

If i dont call you
Its because i'm waiting for you to call me

When i walk away from you mad
Follow me

When i stare at your mouth
Kiss me

When i push you or hit you
Grab me and dont let go

When i start cussing at you
Kiss me and tell me you love me

When im quiet
Ask me whats wrong

When i ignore you
Give me your attention

When i pull away
Pull me back

When you see me at my worst
Tell me i'm beautiful

When you see me start crying
Hold me and tell me everything will be alright

When you see me walking
Sneak up and hug my waist from behind

When i'm scared
Protect me

When i lay my head on your shoulder
Tilt my head up and kiss me

When i grab at your hands
Hold mine and play with my fingers

When i tease you
Tease me back and make me laugh

When i dont answer for a long time
reassure me that everything is okay

When i look at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When i say that i like you
I really do more than you could understand

When i bump into you
bump into me back and make me laugh

When i tell you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When i look at you in your eyes
dont look away until i do

When i miss you
i'm hurting inside

When you break my heart
the pain never really goes away

When i say its over
i still want you to be mine

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mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

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Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Pass this on if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

Fave Quotes:

" I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it" - this is on a pin I have

" I live in my own world, its alright they know me there" - another pin

" I'm not afraid of dying, I just don't want to be there when it happens" - my quote in my year book

"Well ... we didn't see that coming" - this one has a story but i don't feel like explaining it, unles you absolutely have to know.

" You feeling lucky, punk?" - Ironhide for the first transformers movie

' What in the name of Allah (sp?) is wrrong with you?" - its in the background of Van Hellsing, when he is in Rome. Oh i love Hugh Jackman, so hott.

" Birds live on having decended from alligators."- my Bio 101 teacher

" ... and the correct answer is number D"-my Bio teacher again (i swear college teachers do this for fun)

"If it doesn't feel right in my mouth I won't eat it"my roomate one day, funny enough she was talking about a banana (my mind went straight to the gutter on this one lol)

Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. Have a nice day. _ (personal favorite)

Shoplifters will be fed to alligators. No excuses, no exeptions, no second chances! (this is an actual sign i kid you not)

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

REMEMBER WHEN?

Remember When
getting HIGH meant swinging on a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy is COOTIES?
when MOM was your hero?
and DAD was the man you were gonna marry?
and your WORST ENEMIES were your siblings?
and RACE ISSUES were about who ran the fastest?
when WAR was a card game?
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you are absolutely obsessed with Transformers, copy this into your profile.

If you talk to your cats, even though you know they can’t talk back, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the abusive nature between Megatron and Starscream is actually covering up a deep love interest, copy this into your profile.

If your school friends don’t like Transformers but you annoy them with it anyways, copy this into your profile.

If you think Sunstreaker needs an attitude adjustment, but you cant but help love him anyways, copy this into your profile.

If you think transforming giant robots is sexy, copy this into your profile.

If you are counting down the months/weeks/days/hours/minutes/seconds till the new Transformer Movie comes out, copy this into your profile.

If you are mad at M-bay for killing off Jazz/Blackout/Megatron/Bonecrusher/Frenzy (I assume he is dead, I mean he practically beheaded himself) or Devastator aka Brawl, copy this into your profile.

If you want to beat the shit out of/kill Simmons, copy this into your profile.

If you are female, or a femme, and are proud to be one, copy this into your profile.

PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU'RE STILL 5 INSIDE-NO MATTER WHAT AGE YOU ARE!

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!This is just a little piece describing Dragonseekers, my own little creation.


Dragonseekers are a different typeof Cybertronian. while they look more beast-like, they are really easy going and hard to anger. They were once used as slaves for the Cybertronians before they fought fr their freedom. when they gained their freedom, they rose Cybertron to its glory. Many Dragonseekers were of royal decent. this means tht they were directly related to old Cybertronian guardians.this also means that they were extremely wise.

There were four main clans : the Blackwing Clan, the Shimmer Clan, the Element Clan and the Shadow Clan. Out of the four, the Shadow Clan was the most powerful and most influential. they practically ruled over Cybertron with the Magnus or Prime/ High Lord Protector (Depending on which fic of mine you read) to help keep Cybertron balanced. During the war , many Dragonseekers were slaughtered, while many went in hiding.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask. you can also borrow my Dragonseeker idea, just ask me first. Depending on which story you read, Truths or The Prince of Cybertron, some details will be left out or different. if that is the case, they should be explained in the story.


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No Rhyme or Reason by steelcrash reviews
Logic dictates a reason for everything. Sometimes things happen with no valid explanation. Prowl is going to learn this the hard way.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 30,882 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Prowl, Springer
By Crescent Light by Kathrine reviews
G1, crack. Talking mascots, pretty skirts and sparkles abound: Prowl and the Pretty Sailor-Suited Autobots are here to protect and serve. Earth will never be the same. Just stay right there and we'll show you!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 44,122 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
The Black Bunny by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything? LV/HP Slash & MPREG.More warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 429,040 - Reviews: 3883 - Favs: 5,096 - Follows: 5,335 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
TF G1 The Cure by Deathcomes4u reviews
G1 When Bumblebee takes a hit for Prowl, neither of them are prepared for the doctor's orders. In the end, its probably the best medication either has ever had. HARDCORE LONGASS MECHSMUT. I WARN'D YA. Incl. BeexProwlxJazz BeexTwins. lolcrackbutnot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 227,942 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Prowl, Bumblebee
Always The Quiet Ones by Sanjuno Shori Niko reviews
Creation moves in cycles, Seeker femmes look just like Seeker mechs, and courtship displays freak out even evil Decepticons. Now Soundwave has to find out why Thundercracker is suddenly so violent... and why Starscream and Skywarp are giggling like that.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Skywarp, Soundwave, Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
All's Fair by steelcrash reviews
After letting slip a personal detail, Optimus Prime finds himself becoming the object of pursuit.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 66 - Words: 101,738 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Optimus Prime
Sweet Vibrations by Ayngel reviews
Rumble's performance in the 'Cons is abysmal owing to certain "frustrations." He is ordered to rectify this. Meanwhile he worships from afar one yellow minibot/Autobot, who has yet to lose his virginity. Will they get together? **Slash** and pure crack
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,748 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Rumble, Bumblebee
Cover Me by Black Dragon Queen reviews
SLASH! MPREG An injured Barricade goes to Sam with an odd request-a truce between himself and the Autobots. But with the other Autobots inbound what will happen to our favorite interceptor? - NC17 Version on LJ, AFFnet & AO3! '07 Movie verse ONLY. This was started before the sequential movies so this is not compatible to either RotF/DotM/AoE. 7/2 WILL UPDATE (When I find my notes)
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 198 - Words: 860,749 - Reviews: 4549 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Barricade, Bumblebee, Sam W.
A Summer to Remember by Inspire165 reviews
When Will's neighbor, Soldier, offers to do a few summer chores, what will happen when he offers her money to clean the Autobots?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,567 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 4/27/2009
Earn Our Wings by Whispatchet reviews
Although they appeared to be suited to a life on wheels, their sparks yearned for the open sky; the rush of the wind and the feeling of leaving everything behind.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,359 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Sideswipe, Red Alert
Senses: Sight: Blindness In Colour by Aozoran reviews
First in the Senses Series- A stunt by the Twins leaves Ratchet in a little need for TLC from First Aid. A chance slip of the glossa leads to something wonderful for both of them.What awaits the two Medics?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,823 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Ratchet, First Aid - Complete
As Sweet As Blood by tediz-leader reviews
AU-ish Life aboard the Nemesis is boring, unless you can see the future and learn that a certain triple-changer is a bloodsucker...Blitzwing/Starscream DISCONTINUED
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,700 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Blitzwing, Starscream
Flight of the SeekerBee by Deathcomes4u reviews
G1- 'The Cure' fic spin-off. Bee has been hiding a whopper of a secret, until an old flame's intervention means he must reveal his true self to his lovers. Concept by Lioness007- BeexProwlxJazzxTwins, smut and drama and more smut, enjoy!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 55,862 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Bumblebee, Sunstorm
Today, Tomorrow, Forever by Kurobot reviews
In a distant future, the war has ended and the All Spark restored to Cybertron. Bumblebee pays a visit to Sam, and remembers the events leading up to his sacrifice. All Spark!bot!Sam Bee/Sam
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,814 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Addiction: Ten Steps To Successful Seduction by Aozoran reviews
Jazz after a rare moment with Prowl realises that his feelings are returned and becomes rather determined to seduce Prowl until he finally admits... Love does conquer all!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,571 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Prowl, Jazz
Heat Sucks Or Does It? by MyNameIsJag reviews
G1-verse Basic crack fic including a Uke Ratchet in heat, plotting twins, and a not too helpful Wheeljack. Mostly smut with dialoge...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,281 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Knock on Wood by Lament of Meow reviews
The Allspark lies within Sam, regaining its power and watching through his eyes. When it sees the chance to help with Ratchet's request to see sparklings again, it manages to blow the whole situation up spectacularly. BeeSam RatchTwins ProwlJazz BlueJack
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,609 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 1/30/2008
Decepticon Sari by TehMarishal reviews
For Katfreak on DA. Sari is about to discover what she really is, and will end up turning on her friends. Can she be redeemed? Tune in and find out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,492 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Sari S.
Baby Blunder by Phoenix13 reviews
2009 Movieverse POST Egypt - Optimus Prime experiences the trials of human and Transformer reproduction. Mpreg, slash, non-explicit adult stuff. Optimus PrimexUltra Magnus. Ch9 Optimus Prime and Sarah Lennox have a chat about babies.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,450 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Optimus Prime, Ultra Magnus
Hit the Floor by albydarned reviews
Prowl and Jazz have secretly wanted Bluestreak for a very, very long time. Imagine their surprise when they discover that the sniper wants them too. Sticky.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,515 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Bluestreak, Prowl
Souvenir by MarySuOfYay reviews
TFA: Shockwave always intended to take Blurr with him, but a mistake is made. However, it works out in Shockwave's favor. Non-con with giant robots. Shockwave, Blurr, Cliffjumper.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 113,626 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Blurr, Cliffjumper - Complete
Two to Five Seconds by chibi-veneficus reviews
MovieVerse: It began when Ratchet just happened to be in the same area with Sam when he invoked the Five Seconds Rule. Laughter followed. Now: Bluestreak discovers, and is confused by, food idioms. Epps just wants to be somewhere else far, far away.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,804 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 5/4/2008
Regardless by pl2363 reviews
Thundercracker x Skywarp. Thundercracker accidentally gets himself sparked. What will he decide to do? G1/AU *slash, don't read if you don't like*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,679 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Thundercracker, Skywarp - Complete
Three Times a Charm by Zaerith Vrinn reviews
Sequel to "Down By The Bay" Since the split of Blitzwing's personalities, the Decepticons have to face their most challenging feat yet. Putting up with all three of them. Permanent Hiatus: GUYS THIS STORY HASN'T BEEN TOUCHED IN FOUR YEARS! QUIT ASKING!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,903 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Blitzwing
Things Sam And Will Are Not Allowed by BloodRedRibbon reviews
The Autobot's and Decepticon's have much to learn about the two human's named Sam and Will.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,197 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Sam W., W. Lennox - Complete
Man the Bunkers by albydarned reviews
Optimus Prime and Bluestreak find themselves locked in a closet together.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Optimus Prime, Bluestreak - Complete
Catharsis by MoniHoag reviews
Destiny has something special planned for Sam
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,687 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Optimus Prime, Sam W.
Forbidden Bond by Supermoi reviews
When Megatron and Optimus Prime accidentaly created a bond between them, they thought it was the wosrt that could happens. They were wrong... Were they? MATURE CONTENT! SLASH MEGS/OP. EPILOGUE IS UP! Contains Non-Con, be warned.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,841 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Megatron, Optimus Prime - Complete
Heat by Ko-Datenshi reviews
Something is happening to Prowl and Ratchet is warning mechs to steer clear, but... Do they want to?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,348 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Prowl - Complete
Predator by District X reviews
Soundwave is slowly orbiting the world, feeling hollow and alone, until he stumbles upon someone: Samuel Witwicky. But what are these stange feelings Soundwave is having? Ahh...The lion has fallen in love with the lamb. SoundwavexSam Slash
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,940 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Sam W., Soundwave - Complete
Alienated by Gixxer Pilot reviews
NCIS/Transformers 2007 crossover. The death of a Navy Petty Officer leads NCIS to the Autobots. But does one team member know more than he's letting on? Full NCIS casefile, 'M' rating is for safety. Complete.
Crossover - NCIS & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,017 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Optimus Prime - Complete
Reunite by TomorrowsEpiphany reviews
All he wanted was to be with the one he loved? Is that so bad? Transformers Animated, Longarm Shockwave /Bumblebee
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,281 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Bumblebee, Shockwave
Such Is Life: The Breed by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Sequel to Such Is Life: The Spark. Two years later, SAW has to deal with his decisions as the new Allspark, the arrival of Decepticons and Autobots alike, and his feelings of regret for his responsibility. Will it be too much for him? Angst ahoy.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,534 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Sam W., Barricade
My Second Life by Thundergryphon reviews
Kitty!Prowl/Jazz- Jazz falls to pieces after Prowl is killed. Prowl discovers there was something important Jazz never got to tell him, so he is granted a chance to return to the living to find out. The only condition is, he is returned as a catbot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,395 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Harassment by Aina Riddle reviews
Megatron decided to harass Sam through IM's, he didn't expect for Sam to harass back. Pure humor with, maybe, a dash of plot. There will be oocness as I doubt Megatron would actually do this. Slash warning. Co-written with Marmee Noir.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Megatron, Sam W.
Power Surge by yugiohvamp reviews
After being caught by 'cons, sam is brought to their base. But is he really a prisoner? What's really going on? Does it have to do with an energy within? And why is he glowing? Slash in later chapters: Mega/sam Optimus/sam and friendship with starscream
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,736 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Sam W.
Intertwined by Aina Riddle reviews
Post-RotF The matrix of leadership had brought Sam back, but at a cost; now Sam’s and Optimus’ destinies are more intertwined than ever before. Optimus/Sam pairing and rating has changed to 'M'.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,695 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Sam W., Optimus Prime
Just a Dream by Firefly95 reviews
Bumblebee grieves for his dead love, Jazz, and wishes more than anything that it were all just a bad dream that he would wake up from. However, Jazz isn't about to leave without him. JazzXBumblebee, rated for implied interfacing.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Bumblebee, Jazz - Complete
You Killed Kenny by DaemonicKitten reviews
A joke gone right. One person yells 'You killed Kenny' and the entire room erupts into chaos. Hints of Mikaela/Sam, and Jazz is ressurrected for this fic. I own nothing but my love for the movies. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Mikaela B., Sam W. - Complete
Bee in his Bonnet by Aquaformer reviews
This is an unusual pairing in the TF animated universe. I do not own Transformers. warning: slash, mild violence, m preg.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,121 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Ratchet, Bumblebee - Complete
Sick Little Bee by Panic Switch reviews
TF:A One-shot Bumblebee goes in for a normal checkup, but Ratchet finds something rather... interesting. Bumblebee has a lot of explaining to do. Contains mention of slash pairings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Bumblebee - Complete
Audacity Wins by Kyra Neko-Rei reviews
Prowl/Jazz. Sometimes an overload is more important than finding a safe, or private, or not-belonging-to-the-Decepticon-commander, space to have it in. Prowl, Jazz, and Megatron's desk. Slash, moderately realistic crackfic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
There for you by nc619 reviews
*movieverse* Will gets concerned when Sam pops in for an unexpected visit. Warning:Slash Sam/Bee and mpreg
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,167 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Keep All Limbs Inside the Vehicle At All Times by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz takes an unfortunate car thief on a homicidal joyride.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Jazz - Complete
Dangerous Liasons by IamSlytherin reviews
In Harry's seventh year he tries to hide his growing relationship with Lucius Malfoy, but will an unexpected pregnancy make that impossible? HP/LM, DM/BZ, RL/SS warnings of viol/poss. non con au/ooc
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 81,732 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Prowl and Sideswipe's Excellent Adventure by vericus reviews
G1, sort-of-slash - Prowl and Sideswipe get sent, in disguise, on a mission to Cybertron...but when they come back, they make a little detour after reporting to Prime, and Ratchet's collection of blackmail material grows exponentially.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,981 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Prowl, Sideswipe - Complete
Friendly Fire by ShyLight reviews
G1: Something has been bothering Sunstreaker and Megatron too actually. So, the Lamboformer brings something to light, regarding their battles with the Decepticons, that no one seemed to have noticed before. oneshot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Sunstreaker, Megatron - Complete
Hiding the Obvious by vericus reviews
G1, Slash - One of the longest running betting pools amoung the Autobots is about to be resolved...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Crucible: RiD by pitaC89 reviews
The RiD crew perform the crucible their way. And the cast is totally mismatched. Arthur Miller is rolling in his grave. ACT 3 UP NOW! Sourge is Danforth and Magnus is trying to convince the court that Koji isn't a witch or a girl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,541 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Complete
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Prompts reviews
Prompts wanted. Read inside for more detail.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2010
Mating Season reviews
Dragon mating season is a magical time for all. Hiccup and Toothless are going to find out just how special. Not your average mating fic. Yaoi, Mpreg, Toothless x Hiccup
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless
Unplanned but not unwanted reviews
Bluestreak has been feeling odd, he visits Ratchet and learn something surprising. SuntreakerxBluestreak SLASH MPREG
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Bluestreak, Sunstreaker
The Prince of Cybertron reviews
What would happen if Bumblebee wasn't who he said he was? Slash in future chapters!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,177 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bumblebee, Jetfire - Complete
Transformers: Shadow Dragon Chronicles reviews
TFA: 12 years after the Autobots and Decepticons left Earth, a new enemy shall arise on a familiar planet. Rating may go up
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime
Truths reviews
the truth about the Autobots, Decepticons and the war finally comes out. what whill be peoples reactions and what will happen when the Autobots descover the truth about Sam? yaoi Sam/All Autobots rating will go up MPREG!
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,638 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
Nomnom Song reviews
There really is nothing to say to this, you just have to read it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Complete
I Know You Want Me reviews
Lockdown askes Prowl to meet him. Prowl is in for a big surprise. Kinda Fluffy ONESHOT
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Lockdown, Prowl - Complete
Transformers Animated Alternate Ending reviews
A better and much happier ending to Transformers Animated. Summary stinks, story much better. Slight slash, only at the end.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bumblebee, Prowl - Complete
Destiny and Fate reviews
Armada-verse. Rad, Alexis and Carlos find out their Cybertronian friend are dead. to get them back they must go through a series of trials that will bring them to their breaking point. And a mysterious white femme? SLASH fIC better than it sounds
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Rad W., Hot Shot
Peace reviews
Ashort little one shot that takes place after Unicrons defeat in TF Armada. Kinda fluffy and sad.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Hot Shot, Red Alert - Complete
Megatron's Musings reviews
Megatron's musings while riding in Soundwave up to the Artic Circle. Tribute to DBQ. takes place in Cover Me universe
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Megatron - Complete
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