Failure007
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Joined 04-13-06, id: 1027392, Profile Updated: 01-27-11
Author has written 7 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Screenplays, Book X-overs, and Pokémon.

Hey, y'all! Welcome to my corner of the woods. There are plenty of my bizarre creations in here so watch your step if you want to exit with as many limbs as you entered with. And don't pay any attention to the hungry looking dragons you might find lurking about here, they're just a figment of your imagination.

My passions revolve around 5 things, God, Music, Drawing, Writing and Anime. (but time on the PS2 never hurt anyone either)

I guess one of the main reasons that I'm on here is because I told my friend, EmptyHeart about a cool fanfic idea and her dark side wouldn't stop proding me in the back until I started writing it. I'VE STILL GOT BRUISES FROM THAT SO THANKS A LOT! (By the way she's really good so pass by her neck of the woods if you have time, but don't stay too long because insanity tends to spread.)

Edward Elric: Hey what ya writin'?

Me: Whatever I want now go away.

Ed: HEY! What's the big idea about me getting hit in the head with a frying pan in your fanfic!

Me: Actually that was for the bio . . .

Ed: Uh oh. ~runs away~

Well, as you can probably tell I'm a big FMA fan. My other anime favs are InuYasha and YuYu Haukosho (I think I spell it different each time but it's never right) Anyway, I hope you enjoy what I have to offer and I'm open for critisism but would greatly appreciate it if no swear words were involved. (: p)

Now if you'll excuse me, ~picks up frying pan~ I need to teach a pipsqeak a lesson about peaking at other peoples unfinished products.

Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLIN' SMALL!

Me: Bingo.

Ed: Crap.

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The Rising Dawn 3 reviews
CaradonCorius is dead but what about his rival? Mr Owston isnt one to sit around when opportunity arises,what trouble will he cause,how will our alchemistchimera friends deal with latest plan that crosses everyline of human cruelty to get what he wants?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 34,336 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Return to New Island reviews
Part of a plot that's been rolling in my head for a LONG time. I finally decided to vent and put it in story form and a friend wanted me to post it as a fanfiction.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/24/2008
Fullmetal Alchemist meets The Land of Xanth! reviews
What happens when the characters we've grown to love are zapped from their world of science & alchemy to a world of magic & madness? The magical, yet messed up Land of Xanth!
Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,139 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Complete
The White Woman and the Black Dog reviews
A ghost poem I wrote a few years ago for really no reason.
Screenplays - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Complete
The Milk Gag reviews
....I'd think the title says it all.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
The Rising Dawn 2 reviews
An odd display of bright light sends Chanticleer & Alphonse on a quest for the source. what they find causes a feeling of da'ja'voo and too bad for our favorite rooster getting involved means deeply buried painful memories to surface
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 49,952 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
The Rising Dawn reviews
A new State Alchemist has joined the ranks at Central, one with unthinkable talents and many secrets.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,319 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/27/2006 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete