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Joined 04-13-06, id: 1027636, Profile Updated: 04-19-13
Author has written 33 stories for Suite Life series, High School Musical, Hannah Montana, and Glee.

Hey I'm Sam, I'm 21 and about to start college. I reside in Florida right now. I'm a lesbian and I love to write as you can tell. I can write stories and poetry.

Movies: I adore Psycho (1960) I like High School Musical obviously, a lot of other movies. I'm pretty flexible with movies.

Shows: Heroes, Glee, Nick and Disney Channel lol

Couples I support: Gabpay, Londie, Brachel, Eclaire, Quinntana

Favorite Actresses: Sophia Bush, Grace Kelly, Brittany Murphy (RIP.), Natalie Portman, Hayden Panettiere, Naya Rivera, Dianna Argon, Mila Kunis

Music: All kinds of music.

Favorite Food: A lot of Italian, since I am in fact Italian. Pizza, Bake Ziti, Fettuccine Alfredo

Tumblr: http://lacksubstance.tumblr.com

Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/lacksubstance

I did change my pen name. I've had it for a few years now and I thought it was time for a change. I'm still here and not a different person and I'm still going to write, so don't fret yourselves (:

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Music Box by EverShadow reviews
AU: Set in a fictional 18th century Europe. At age 10, Santana Lopez, born into the wealthy and influential Lopez family, comes to acquire a peasant girl by the name of Brittany. And despite class differences, Santana falls in love with her.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 181,004 - Reviews: 2193 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 2,342 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Santana L., Brittany P.
I'm In Love With A Stripper by MissHeatherMichelle reviews
Sharpay was going no where fast. Her life was anything but perfect, but with a friend everything seems okay. Then when someone needs her help her life is just about to get more interesting. Rating will probably change for later chapters. Gabpay
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,511 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Gabriella M., Sharpay E. - Complete
A Cinderella Moment by Stessa reviews
Crossed with Suite Life on Deck: A Bailey & Maddie oneshot. After seeing Maddie for the very first time, Bailey hasn't been able to get her out of her head. She wants to be her princess and she wants to make sure that Maddie gets her Cinderella moment.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,385 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Maddie F., Bailey P. - Complete
Special Treatment by MissHeatherMichelle reviews
Sharpay gets sick and Gabriella is there to take care of her. Gabpay fluff ONESHOT
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Missing you by MissHeatherMichelle reviews
Sharpay goes away and Gabriella misses her. Gabpay fluff M for sexual content oneshot
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
The Diary Of A Broadway Star by x Iris x reviews
She's grown up, she lives in NYC and she's a star on Broadway. She's moved on. Or has she? Troy starts to see Sharpay in a different way. Soon she has a few secrets to hide from the man of her dreams and the love of her life.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,998 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 7/22/2006
Victoria Secrets by MissHeatherMichelle reviews
Sharpay and Gabriella go to Victoria's secret and got more than they went for... Gabpay Oneshot
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
My Savior by MissHeatherMichelle reviews
Sharpay was going nowhere fast can anyone help her? Sharpay centric with Gabpay ONESHOT
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,026 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
I Promise by Stessa reviews
Ever wondered why Corrie is so obsessed with London? Surprise, surprise, it's not London. It's... Maddie! Fluffy oneshot, exploring the possibility of a relationship between the cute candy girl and her crazy friend. Read, please.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Maddie F. - Complete
Queen Chica’s Spell by Stessa reviews
They accidently got a necklace each. Now Troy and Sharpay are stuck in each other's bodies, and nobody knows how they can go back. And when they're stuck like this, will secrets be revealed? A Troypay story dedicated to Noukka.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,807 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Troy B., Sharpay E. - Complete
No Conditions by secretcastle reviews
It started with a deal after he got dumped, but could it grow into something more? As a warning to GabriellaTroy shippers, this is a Troypay fic. Disclaimer: I don't own anything, I just want to rewrite the characters so they're not so Disney perfect.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,274 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Complete
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Traces in the Sand reviews
Quinn Fabray is a twenty two year old, happily married to Noah Puckerman. They have a four year old daughter. After her pregnancy, he shaved the Mohawk, dropped the rock star lifestyle, and enlisted into the military. There he befriends Santana Lopez, a mysterious female, who doesn't realize just how significant she will become to the Puckerman family.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,245 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Quinn F., Santana L.
Gravity reviews
New York City has a population of approximately 18.9 million people; at least five million of them take the subway five days a week. Full summary inside
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,091 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Quinn F., Santana L.
A Dangerous Game reviews
Future fic! It's been seven years since Santana's seen anyone from high school, but when she is given a missing persons case with the name 'Quinn Fabray', she's left at stopping at nothing to find her. HIATUS!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,911 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Santana L., Quinn F.
Forestry Therapy reviews
As a bonding experiment, Brittany decides all the old Glee clubbers should go camping. Needless to say, no one can say no to Brittany since they end up going. G!P Santana. One shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,823 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Quinn F., Santana L. - Complete
Ship Of Dreams reviews
Loosely based off the story and film Titanic. Santana, by a streak of luck gets two tickets to the grandest ship. Along with her, her friend Lucy "Quinn" Fabray embark on the journey to New York unaware of what will lie ahead.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,030 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Lacksubstance's Quinntana Week Submissions reviews
A collection of my seven submissions for Quinntana Week. Will be posted everyday for the week. They range from K to M, so enjoy them as I continue to post them.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,028 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Quinn F., Santana L.
Locked Up reviews
BETTER SUMMARY INSIDE Santana has been in and out of jail for years for minor charges. Now she's forced back; she has a bad attitude and inmates who fuel it. She's expected to be reformed, but with a new prison guard in her presence. she has other plans
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,669 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
New Year's Resolution reviews
Part of the Season's Greetings saga. Rachel is having a New Year's party at her flat in the city and invites everyone from her old high school days. Quinn and Santana reunite after being separated in their marriage for a few months. more inside
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,131 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Quinn F., Santana L. - Complete
I'll Be Home For Christmas reviews
Part of the Season's Greetings saga. Santana is on a business trip, and she's left trying to get home in time for Christmas with her wife and children.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,927 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Quinn F., Santana L. - Complete
Charcoal Turkey reviews
Part of Seasons Greeting saga: Quinn and Santana decide not to go home for Thanksgiving, so they can have their own. Too bad they didn't realize how hard it would be. Thanksgiving One Shot! Quinntana
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Quinn F., Santana L. - Complete
Holy Water reviews
Some of the Glee Club decide it would be a great idea if all the couples go to the haunted acres in Lima, but when Santana is the only one without a date, she calls the person she knows who isn't afraid. Seasons Greetings saga: Halloween One shot!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,818 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Santana L., Quinn F. - Complete
Miss Independent reviews
AU Santana is a bartender at a gay bar. All she knows about Quinn Fabray is that she's rude, sarcastic, and independent, so if she's all of that, why is she so attracted to her? TWO-SHOT!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,478 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Quinn F., Santana L. - Complete
Order Up reviews
Bigger Summary inside: When the cast are out of town promoting the newest season of Glee, they wine down with a nice dinner and interesting conversations about oral sex? HeYa Oneshot Glee Kink meme
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,728 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Superman reviews
LARGER SUMMARY INSIDE: Santana and Brittany are happily married and have a beautiful three year old daughter together, only problem is, Santana has been deployed in the Middle East. Brittana, femslash.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,249 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Cheesy I'm Sorries reviews
EXCERPT: Ironically it was Valentine's Day; the day she practically dreaded, but that was only because the person she loved was taken last time. This time, she wasn't and she was determined to make her hers. ONE-SHOT. Brittana
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Gabpay: The Series reviews
A series of Gabriella and Sharpay one shots...femslash. First Chapter is short, but it's more of a introductary one shot. Please R&R and let me know what you think.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,168 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Gabriella M., Sharpay E.
Last Forever reviews
A one shot involving so personal experiences…Gabpay GxS femslash READ AND YOU'LL SEE
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Gabriella M., Sharpay E. - Complete
J O U R N E Y reviews
Sequel to E X T R A H E L P. Twenty nine year old Gabriella Montez and her girlfriend Twenty Two year old Sharpay Evans are making a new chapter in their lives. Gabpay; femslash; GabriellaxSharpay
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,288 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sharpay E., Gabriella M. - Complete
iPod Tag Challenge: Drabble reviews
My respond to the iPod Tag Challenge. - Ten songs, ten drabbles, and ten different small stories.
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Girls Kiss Girls reviews
I like when girls kiss girls. A sleepover, a curious Lily, and a hilariously dirty song can do a lot. Oneshot Liley fic femslash
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
E X T R A H E L P reviews
Twenty-five year old Chemistry teacher, Gabriella Montez becomes the target of the girl every guy in East High knows inside and out, seventeen year old Sharpay Evans. Could be come M in future...Trailer up now! GabriellaxSharpay Gabpay
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,830 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Gabriella M., Sharpay E. - Complete
My Immortal reviews
Summary: Who knew a tragic event could bring two of the most different people together? Chadpay
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Chad D., Sharpay E. - Complete
You Can't Hide It From Me reviews
Sharpay and Ryan were accepted into the gang and are now friends with everyone. Everything was going great until Sharpay's friends were seeing a side of her that they never thought exsited. She's very distant, tired, and distracted. TRAILER UP! PLEASE R&R
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,817 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Complete
If Everyone Cared reviews
Sharpay has a secret that no one knows about not even Ryan. But what happens when someone she hates finds out? Will they keep it a secret? Or will it get out? TxS
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,480 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Troy B., Sharpay E. - Complete
What's The Craizest Thing You've Ever Done? reviews
Troy was asked by the team what the craizest thing he's ever done, but he couldn't answer it. It snapped him into a huge flashback with a certain blonde. TROYPAY! M material in between. M WARNING BEFORE IT!
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
Troy and Sharpay reviews
After Romeo and Juliet & Tristan and Isolde.....there was Troy and Sharpay. You'll understand what the stories about inside. NOW COMPLETE!
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,441 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Troy B., Sharpay E. - Complete
I Could Find Someone Else, But I Don't Want To reviews
Sharpay has feelings for Troy and same goes for Troy having feelings for her. Only problem they both don't know it. So Sharpay goes out with Zeke to get rid of her feelings for Troy, but will that help? Find out! ONESHOT, Song fic.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Sharpay E., Troy B. - Complete
Friends With Benfitts reviews
Troy and Sharpay are friends, have been since kindergarden. What happens when Troy's crush on her turns into something bigger? Flashbacks! ONESHOT Please review if you want it as regular story.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Sharpay E., Troy B. - Complete
It's Not Over reviews
Troy was set up by a cheerleader named Casey which ruined his relationship with Sharpay in their junior year. Now that senior years here, will he get Sharpay back or will he finally realize it's over. R&R Troypay.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Troy B., Sharpay E. - Complete
The Notebook reviews
Nothing like the movie, but there is romance. Summary is inside. SongficOneshot
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Complete
The Love That Got Away reviews
Zack has had a ton of girlfriends, but none of them seem to measure up to the one he truely always wanted. Now that he's eighteen, he travels all over to search for her. But what he doesn't realize is that she's closer than he thinks. Please R&R
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,150 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Complete
What Hurts The Most reviews
The love of her life died protecting her. This is the hardest thing she's ever had to go through. Oneshot, Songfic.Song is What Hurts The Most by Rascal Flatts.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Complete
I'm Feeling You reviews
Zack goes out to a club with a bunch of friends and meets a girl who he jumps into bed with. He doesn't even know her name......or does he. Please Review, NOW COMPLETE!
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,896 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Complete
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