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Joined 04-13-06, id: 1027731, Profile Updated: 08-10-12
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Harry Potter.

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 29616 - Favs: 15,829 - Follows: 14,271 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Black Cloaks, Red Clouds by Archontruth reviews
In a world where Orochimaru is Hokage and the Hidden Villages are ruled by tyrants, Tenten finds the lines between ally and enemy blurring when a desperate strategy lands her in the company of enigmatic strangers who wear black cloaks with red clouds. DeiTen and NejiTen. Contains adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 56 - Words: 395,897 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Neji H., Tenten, Deidara
Vapors by ElectraSev5n reviews
This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name. SI, OC, whatever you want to call it. Rating is for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 670,658 - Reviews: 4256 - Favs: 2,119 - Follows: 1,450 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Kakashi H., OC - Complete
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 7953 - Favs: 4,479 - Follows: 2,884 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
The Eyes Have It by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,069 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 2,145 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
A Dalek Lantern by Gree reviews
The Red Lantern Corps gains an unusual new recruit... Reviews and comments are welcomed.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Green Lantern - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,278 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Daleks
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 2,119 - Follows: 1,596 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3140 - Favs: 4,385 - Follows: 2,297 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Finale of the Ultimate Meta Mega Crossover by EliezerYudkowsky reviews
Vernor Vinge x Greg Egan crackfic. This was supposed to be a bit of utterly deranged fun, but got out of control and ended up as a deep philosophical exploration.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,500 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Complete
Vanilla, Oleander, Devotion by Quillslinger reviews
Sometimes it's just a matter of one day after another. Ino/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,529 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Rosemary For Remembrance by Sintari reviews
Hyuga is a house with many rooms. A Neji & Hinata centered fic. Expect madness, love, sex, and murder. This is the story of two lives and as such the parings will change. NaruHina, NejiHina. COMPLETE. Part One of the Invictus Arc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,119 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
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Fuin Kenkyu Shotai reviews
Time Travel is harder than it looks. A desperate research programme (by the Fuin Kenkyu Shotai - Sealing Research Group) in a devastated Konoha results in the ability to send back a message, but it is received by an unexpected person. Crackfic-ish, no apologies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,020 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Tenten, Tsunade S.
Harry James Potter Junior
The Potters couldn't possibly be that bad at naming kids, what if his son had chosen that name for himself and insisted on it, and Harry was too kind not to go along with it, at least for a while...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M., Harry P.
Yamanaka Ino obtains the Mangekyou Sharingan reviews
The Mangekyou is the most powerful doujutsu in the known world. Every Uchiha with it became international figures. But Yamanaka Ino isn't a gloomy self-obsessed elitist who barely acknowledges other people exist. When she's given the opportunity, what will she do? (Wrote this in response to a challenge, meant to be cracky, taken too far)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,784 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Why Teenagers Don't Actually Rule the World reviews
or a children's treasury of tactics, schemes, and happenings that popular fiction recommends in example which wouldn't work out very well without the guiding hand of Destiny.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Long Feng
Konoha's Shining Serpent reviews
Mitarashi Anko saves the world. Starts during the Chuunin Exam, canon-compliant up to 600 before that point. Experimental fic, no pairings yet other than Anko/Destruction, updates on Sundays.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,487 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Anko M.