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Joined 04-14-06, id: 1028392, Profile Updated: 06-01-13
Author has written 37 stories for Lord of the Rings, Labyrinth, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Inheritance Cycle, Xiaolin Showdown, Avatar: Last Airbender, Yu-Gi-Oh, Misc. Comics, and Harry Potter.


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I ship Cherenity! Cherenity is Xiaolin Chase Young from Xiaolin Showdown and Serenity from Yugioh. It all began on a bizzare rpg where I was making fun of pairings in general. Now I just find it funny. Feel free to write about it. It makes just as much sense as anything else.

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A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around” Edgar Watson Howe

Howl: Calcifer, move the castle sixty miles west.
walks away
Howl: And while you're at it, make hot water for my bath.
Calcifer: Fine, like moving the castle isn't hard enough!

Howl: I'm tired, make some hot water for my bath.
Calcifer: Not again!

Howl: Sophie! You, you sabotaged me! Look! Look at what you've done to my hair! Look!

Old Sophie: What a pretty color.
Howl: It's hideous! You completely ruined my magic potions in the bathroom!
Old Sophie: I just organized things, Howl. Nothing's ruined.
Howl: Wrong! Wrong! I specifically ordered you not to get carried away!
Howl: Now I'm repulsive.
slumps into a chair
Howl: I can't live like this.
starts sobbing, head in hands
Old Sophie: Come on, it's not that bad.
Howl's hair changes color to purple, then black
Old Sophie: You should look at it now, its shade is even better.
Howl: inconsolable I give up. I see not point in living if I can't be beautiful.

Markl: Shadows begin to creep from walls He's calling the spirits of darkness... I saw him do this once before when a girl dumped him!

We are the ghost of duel monsters past and we are here to kick butt and play card games. And we're all out of cards. --Me.

Screw the hospital! I have Kaiba's money!--Me

“I told you spending all that time in his office was driving him crazy,” the younger employee whispered. “He’s having relationship problems with his computer…”--The Mary Sue Curse by Sakurelle

Now's the best time to say "Gee, Mr. Lancer, I had no idea being a teacher was so difficult."- Mr. Lancer
"I'm fourteen.. I don't really care..."- Danny (Danny Phantom)

"God doesn’t care weather or not I pass or fail algebra, all that matters is that I tried, which it probably why I’m failing."- Doug Johnson

"One way for surviving high school: keep your head down and your mouth shut. That way nobody knows you even exist unless they crash into you on accident."- Unknown

"Note to self: Never brake up with a girl the violent gardening section." –Timmy Turner (Fairly Oddparents)

"I don’t really fit in,"- Raven

"He’s green, I’m half metal and she’s from outer space. You fit in just fine,"- Cyborg (Teen Titians)

"Come on yogurt bacteria fight off the evil cheese bacteria-- My brother

"What kind of parents are you? The worlds leading ghost experts, and you can't figure out your own son is half ghost!"- Dan
"For the record, I blame you."- Jack to Maddie
"Hello! Danny Phantom! Danny Fenton! Ever notice the similarities?"- Dan (Danny Phantom The Ultimate Enemy)

"I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved, AND I'm armed! Don't MESS with me!"- Gracie Hart (Miss Congeniality)

"I was 22, I had two more days left of drama school and it was, like, 'Here, have a career.' Boom. There you go."- Orlando

"Now the world will endure 1000 years of darkness!"- Master Fung:

"Why 1000?"- Kimiko

"It's actually 962 years, but 1000 sounds more ominous."- Master Fung (Xiolin Showdown)

"There are only two things my wealth hasn’t gotten me."- Vlad

"Um..."- Maddie

"Is he hitting on mom?"- Danny

"As long has he working toilets, and mom says no, who cares?"- Jazz (Danny Phantom?")

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you"- Unknown

"I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!"- Homer (The Simpsons)

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." -Mark Twain

"Pirates of the Caribbean (the movie)...a two hour advertisement for a theme park."-Johnny Depp

"I'm rather accident-prone, I have to admit. I've broken my back, my ribs, my nose, both my legs, my arm, my wrist, a finger and a toe and cracked my skull three times."- Orlando Bloom

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." -Terry Pratchett (Neil Gaiman)

"The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun."- General Kimsey (Armageddon)

"American components, Russian components, all made in Taiwan!"- Lev Andropov (Armageddon)

"Do you have an idea for your story yet?"- Hobbes

"No, I’m waiting for inspiration. You can’t just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood."- Calvin

"What mood is that?"- Hobbes

"Last-Minute Panic."- Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes)

"Eighty percent of success is showing up."-Woody Allen

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"-Edgar Bergen

"My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying."-Ed Furgol

"Dude you are one seriously crazed up fruitloop."- Danny (Danny Phantom)

"I hope you know what you're doing big brother." -Mokuba
"I was just hoping the same thing."- Seto (Yu-Gi-Oh! the Movie )

"Joey, I don't think you should cook the candy bars..." -Yugi
"Back off, I know what I'm doin'."- Joey (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

"We've come this far, I'm not gonna blow it. ... Actually, I am."- Seto Kaiba (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

"We use the best in advanced tecnology to control the demon population and if I'm correct you poke them with a sharp stick ?"- Maggie Walsh

"It's more effective than it sounds."- Buffy (Buffy the vampire slayer)

"Good work son. You'll get a raise in your allowance for this."- Jack
"I get an allowance?"- Danny (Danny Phantom)

"You must be so exhausted you can't even talk. So I'll keep talking."- Jack (Danny Phantom)

"There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God."- Bill Cosby

"Politics: "Poli" a Latin word meaning "many"; and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures".- Robin Williams

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and yelling, "You want a piece of me?"- Robin Williams

We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities."- Robin Williams

" Stop playing with that. Its a weapon not a toy"

" (Fill in name)" are you playing with the Cheese Wiz?"

" Acording to this clock I should have died ten minutes ago." Me

" There are probably worse thing than being addicted to pants." My brother.

. " Your not very good at stealing very large packages" my brother girlfriend to me when I was trying to take something from my brothers room.

"There are no straight men, Just men who have not yet met Legolas".

Harry has a Diary? Harry named his Diary? Wow this kid is more messed up than me. Neville in . Lemme Think a fanfic by WeRtheFutureScaredYet

"I have the right to remain silent...I just don't have the ability"- Ron White, Blue Collar Comedy Tour

"Fascinating. How do we kill it?" - General Landry, Stargate SG1

"If your going to kill someone, kill them. Don't stand around talking about it."- Anna, Van Helsing

"General Hammond, permission to beat the crap out of this man."

- Jack, Stargate SG1 "You know that 'We come in peace' business? Bite me." - Jack, Stargate SG1

USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently, three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population. -David Letterman

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. -Rodney Dangerfield

Suicide hotline...please hold. -some guy with an attitude

' Boys, you cant live with them and it's illegal to shoot them' -keychain

" I am not insane!I,m so insane"

"You just said you were insane!

" No I didn't."

You are insane."Me and a "friend" during a newspaper class.

"Have a great summer.AND DON"T POURAGLASS OF WATER ON MY HEAD!" What that person wrote on my year book. He is funny.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run - He hates that."- random saying

"Maybe it's best that monkeys aren't armed with dynamite."- it was on Animal Planet

I don’t know what your problem is, but I bet it’s hard to pronounce”

"Stop blowing holes in my ship!"Jack Sparrow, PotC
"Me, I'm dishonest, and a dishonest person you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for. Because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid." again, jack

"Ron- The spiders...they want me to tapdance...I don't want to tapdance...
Harry- You tell those spiders, Ron!" Ron & Harry, PoA film
Oh you can sail far and wide but you cant drink the whole town dry!
The beer so brown and you'll never find a beer so brown as the one we drink in our town!
You can kick your fancy ales, you can drink 'em by the flagon But the only brew for the brave and true, COMES FROM THE GREEN DRAGON!

"Ride! Ride to ruin and the world's ending!"

"The horn of Helm Hammerhand shall sound in the Deep, one last time! Now for wrath! Now for ruin! And a red dawn! FORTH EORLINGAS!"

"There may come a day when the courage of men fails... an hour of wolves before the Age of Men comes crashing down - but it will not be this day! This day we fight!"

"Never underestimate stupid people in large groups."

“I'm not a racist. I hate everyone equally.”

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."- Albert Einstein

“I smile because I have no idea what’s going on”

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.

Mark Russell (1932 - ) "He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."
-DouglasAdams "I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be."

All books are either dreams or swords,
You can cut, or you can drug, with words.

Sword Blades and Poppy Seed

Aragorn: Hold your ground! Hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan! My brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down. But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth. I bid you stand, Men of the West!

Gimli: Never thought I'd die fighting side-by-side with an elf.

Legolas: What about side-by-side with a friend?

Gimli: Aye, I could do that.

Halbarad: Elves are a strange folk!

Gimli: Tell me about it, you should have been with us in Fangorn. Now THAT was strange.

Halbarad: This isn't strange?

Gimli: Oh it's strange, but this place is more of a "I know What You Did Last Summer" kind of strange while Fangorn was kind of a "Michael Jackson" strange.

Halbarad: (shudder) Speak no more of it!

- stupid ring parody

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. Douglas Adams

It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'As pretty as an Airport' appear. Douglas Adams

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast. Douglas Adams

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. Douglas Adams

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. Douglas Adams

-You live and learn. At any rate, you live. Douglas Adams

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. Douglas Adams, "Last Chance to See"

The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79. Douglas Adams, "Mostly Harmless"

He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it. Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws. Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of. Douglas Adams, Arthur Dent in "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy"

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair. Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
Douglas Adams

"I would do anything Tim wanted me to. You know - have sex with an aardvark... I would do it."
-Johnny Depp

"If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them."
- also Johnny Depp

''Clowns scare me. I have this fear of clowns, so I think that if I surround myself with them, it will ward off all evil'' Johnny Depp

"I think everybody's nuts, to tell you the truth. I think everybody is absolutely out of their heads all the time. Watch people sometimes. Just watch people. People are absolutely insane. They just are. Look at us!" Depp

Thanks for reading to the end of my profile. Now for things that actually relate to my stories

I wrote alot of these a while ago and some I just can't get back into. I'm very sorry. If you miss a story I haven't updated in a while just tell me. I'll give it my best shot to continue. I could use the practice.

My current fandoms are Xiaolin Showdown and Yugioh. Lord of the Rings I gave up on when I realized I was butchering a set of books I really really loved. When I get way better at writing I'll have to pick it back up again.

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Strange Visitors from Another Century by Izzyaro reviews
The destruction of the time turners in the Department of Mysteries throws Harry, Ron and Hermione a thousand years into the past. There they meet the Founders of Hogwarts, who are not at all pleased about what has happened to their school. They decide that something must be done. Voldemort is going to be in for some very nasty surprises.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 144,120 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 2,500 - Follows: 3,118 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., Salazar S.
As We Stumble Along (TO BE RE-WRITTEN) by sanscomment reviews
Everyone knows what happened to Harry in Deathly Hallows, but not much is known about the occurrences at Hogwarts. What really went down at Hogwarts while Harry was off Horcrux hunting? Alliances are tested, friendships broken, how will Hogwarts survive?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 43,594 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Luna L., Neville L.
Policing Middle Earth by aotearoan reviews
Vimes is Ankh Morpork's Ambassador to Middle Earth. As might be expected from the man who hates kings and Destiny, Middle Earth makes Vimes angry. Will he punch Aragorn in the nose? Will he learn a few things? Tune in for the latest!
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,458 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Sam Vimes, Aragorn
The Soul of a Dragon by Yemi Hikari reviews
With the fact that Kimiko has returned supposidly safe and sound, Rai has to decide what to do with the fact that Chase Young's freedom is now in their hands. What ever the decision, it will greatly effect all of them.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,869 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 2/13/2009 - [Chase, Kimiko] Raimundo
Hadassah by katzsoa reviews
Her name is Hadassah bat Abraham v'Sarah, but most call her Israel. This is her story, from Mesopotamia's tents to statehood and beyond. I mean no offense by my depictions of the countries and nations in this story, and please forgive historical errors!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,901 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Complete
So, 11 Doctors Walk Into A Bar by enchantment1972 reviews
The First Doctor takes Susan out to celebrate her birthday. When he steps away, Jack Harkness introduces himself and attempts to make Susan his next conquest. It's up to the other ten Doctors to make sure that he doesn't succeed. **Part of the Eleventh Heaven series
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/1/2011 - 10th Doctor, Susan F., Jack H., 9th Doctor - Complete
Blink, Then by Angeliz reviews
Duck, said the wall. Yeah right, said Seto Kaiba. He was a skeptic, after all. And skeptics don't believe in rocks. Snapshot-fic. To be continued.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/1/2010 - 10th Doctor, S. Kaiba
Harmony of the Worlds by lightning bird reviews
His favorite teacher is a demon, but just how did Dexter, Boy Genius, meet the most popular Substitute Creature in Townsville?
Fusion Fall - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,947 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Dexter, Professor Utonium - Complete
Achieving The Impossible by Nomad J. Dis reviews
Neville is stuck giving fifth years career advice when Teddy comes into his office and announces that he would like to change the world. Gen. Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Teddy L., Neville L. - Complete
YuGiOh! Enter the Calvin Realm! by Kitt Chaos reviews
A small boy accompanies his father to work, to give his harried mom a day off. Hopefully, a certain CEO can preserve his company from the destructive force that is Calvin! Unfortunately, Hobbes had a prior engagement. He extends cordial apologies.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,216 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2009 - S. Kaiba - Complete
The Fate of the Missing Roses by Casa Circe reviews
One-shot. Set after "Shall We Dance?". As the day comes to a close, Jane realizes that there might be more to the incident of the missing roses than meets the eye. Implied Jane/Gunther.
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Jane T., Gunther B. - Complete
Perspective by Still Evil Flame reviews
What IS it with Ukitake and his candy? Toshiro hates it, but maybe understands it a little more after a talk with Shunsui and gains a whole new perspective. No yaoi or sexual content at all for that matter.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/9/2009 - J. Ukitake, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Monster World by LovaAtHeart reviews
The "monsters are real" concept that's plagued many a fiction- but never quite like this. Ladies and gentlemen, years in the making, I present to you... Monster World. Dun-dun-dun.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,895 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009
Time Slip by Yemi Hikari reviews
What happens when a wrong combination of things ends up sending Kimiko to the past. How will she be able to get back to the future... she can't use the Tsunami Orb like Omi. She's also not so willing to change time like he is either.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 36,738 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - [Chase, Kimiko] Grand Master Dashi, Master Monk Guan - Complete
No Such Gorram Thing by Lady Yueh reviews
There's no such thing as aliens, and no gorram freakish flying box is going to convince any of the crew of Serenity otherwise. Doctor Who/Firefly crossover.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Complete
Of Chase and Guan by Tai Birdsong reviews
A swiftly growing collection of ChaseGuan prompt one-shots, ranging from 100 to 300 words each.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Chase
Yugi vs Fanfiction Convenience by Adekis reviews
Yu-Gi-Oh fanfiction tends to clash with how Yu-Gi-Oh actually works. How will yugi react to seeing fanfiction logic in action? Seto/Jounouchi sideparing, out of parody more than anything else. :P
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
Being Born Creepie by DragonShadow reviews
Growing Up Creepie - Creepie Creecher has always been different from everyone else in the small town of Middlington, she's always known it and she's always been comfortable with it. Now she embarks on an adventure to discover a past that could destroy her
Growing Up Creepie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,318 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
How Do You Ground a CEO? by Keruha Digifox reviews
Seto Kaiba is trying to pinch himself out of a dream. How are they alive? It's impossible! But his biggest problem is how the heck he's suppose to tell them why he went from their baby to a ruthless corporate monster while they were dead. Hyacinths maybe?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,066 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - S. Kaiba, Mokuba K.
The Mary Sue Curse by Sakurelle reviews
Sakurelle is the last of a race of Mary Sues persecuted for their canon spoiling customs. Bakura and Malik plan to use her to obtain the 'eighth Millennium Item' that often accompanies Mary Sue plots. And Kaiba...he just doesn't want to fall in love.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,006 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
LoTR's Trip to Canada! by Lady Charity reviews
LoTR are tired of destroying rings, so they take an impromptu trip to Canada! They face crazy fangirls, dead ladybugs, singing hobbits, lucky elves, middleearth idol, and more. Laughter guaranteed or your reviews back!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,711 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
The Beginning of the End by avi17 reviews
The chronicle of the rise and fall of the Four Original Dragons. *06/20/12- Editing back in progress*
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,930 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Wuya, Chase, Grand Master Dashi, Master Monk Guan
Things As They Should Be: By Legolas by mbus55 reviews
Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 48,050 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
Just Because by Iced Blood reviews
Oneshot: Camping with the Kaibas. What more could you possibly need to know?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2007 - S. Kaiba, Mokuba K. - Complete
MokubaKunRun! by deathskeith reviews
Even Mokuba has fan girl problems...Not that he can't handle them that is...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Mokuba K. - Complete
The Case of the Purloined Mushrooms by Inkling3 reviews
Hobbits! Mystery! Mushrooms! Mix well and serve promptly. Recipe included. When mushrooms go missing from Farmer Broadfoot’s fields, young Frodo Baggins of Bag End is the primary suspect. Can anyone clear his name? Beta thanks to Permilea.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,950 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Frodo B., Bilbo B. - Complete
Parodynth! by Montelimarie reviews
A nice little tale from a girl with the deadly combination of caffeine and Microsoft Word. Basically a spoof of the movie.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,426 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Complete
Why Now? by TamerTerra reviews
[For SilentSniper] Master Monk Guan was never a confident man. He was always a loyal man, and for fifteen hundred years he was a lonely man. He was once a great hero, but he did not know it until it was too late.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Chase - Complete
What Are You Going to Call Me? A Mary Sam? by PippinStrange reviews
A unique twist on the Tenth Walker story. A goofy teenager with ADHD named Nathan gets unexpectedly sucked into Middle Earth to join the Fellowship. He's not a Mary Sue. He's not a Gary Stu. He's not even a Larry Sue. He's just a completely wacky teenager with way too many issues. Friendship and chaos ensue.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 44,548 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Complete
Camp Glingal by Araiona Dubois reviews
The day before a sixweek camp opens for teenagers strange lights appear in the sky. When the camp director returns to the camp and finds that her staff is missing but is replaced by characters of Tolkien, will her camp stay open for business?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 177,745 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Complete
Crazy by alsdssg reviews
It's Uru'baen's annual beer blast, and a drunken Murtagh decides to sing Crazy by: Gnarls Barkley. Chaos Ensues. R&R.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Complete
Artistic License by Ceinwyn reviews
Ceinwyn is visited by Jareth, who is none too happy about the slight edits she has made to his character... and his costume...
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Complete
I TOLD You to Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Another day, another ridiculous Sue to scar the canon characters for life with…no, I’m not laughing evilly, why do you ask? Sequel to “Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around.”
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,712 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Complete
Worst Romance Ever Written by Princess of Ithilien reviews
I'm making fun of all those Mary Sue stories. Basically, I'm writing about a Mary Sue who writes a Fanfiction about a Mary Sue who is conveniently in Middle Earth... bad things will happen! A cousin who tries to stop the Sue writer... R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,484 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006
Pride by Usami reviews
/Omi centric/ You had forgotten that you believed so highly in yourself because there was a time in your life when no one believed in you.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Omi - Complete
How It All Started! by THECheeseTurkey reviews
Legolas has always lived at The Cheese Castle with Cheesy, but how did he ever come to be there in the first place?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,786 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Legolas
Stupid Fish by ShayL reviews
Anzu Mazaki just wants to learn how to fish. Luckily for her, Kajiki Ryouta just so happened to be passing by. [RyoutaAnzu, or also known as MakoTea, ONESHOT]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Anzu M./Tea G., Ryouta K. - Complete
Friends and Enemies by Scribbler reviews
[one shot] Omi is having trouble readjusting after the events in 'Time After Time'.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Complete
Magneto's Bad Day by Mara Greengrass reviews
What was the point in being one of the most powerful mutants in the world if you couldn't even catch a cab?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Merlot by Wicked Seraphina reviews
Poetic ponderings on the reason why Willy Wonka has such a considerable following of fawning females.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2005
LEGOLAS Owner's Guide and Manual by lalaithien reviews
The Owner's Guide series continues; technical specifications and owner's tips for your LEGOLAS unit! With thanks to and permission from Theresa Green.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Legolas
The Lord of the Rings Stars buy a Fast Food Joint! by Faramir Fancier reviews
What happens when Aragorn buys a fast food joint? Features Boromir as a fry manager, Haldir as a waiter, Legolas in a hair net, and Elrond as a janitor! Although these things mght not appear in the first chap., they will come! Fun for everyone! R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,265 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/3/2005 - Published: 6/14/2004
Even Elves Need Help Sometimes by Eglagaladiel reviews
AU, but not too outrageous. If you like Mary Sues, then you shouldn't read this. Legolas has to deal with the effects of having too many female admirers. Please R&R and enjoy! Chapter 6 now up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,140 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/27/2004 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Legolas
Green Hair by Mokuba-chan reviews
Miho from series 1 Yugiohnot shown in US has a crush on Kaiba he has green hair in series 1 Miho is just bothering Seto, as what she usually does onesided MihoxSeto ONESHOT COMPLETE!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Miho N., S. Kaiba - Complete
The Princess Sarah by Amazonian21 reviews
A romantic fairytale filled with quests, destiny, and a few twists along the way. COMPLETE
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,982 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Complete
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Three Founders Walked Into an Inn
Rowena Ravenclaw has a dream about finding a fourth founder. When their plans go awry and the trio can no longer tolerate the outdoors, they stop at an inn.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2013
Please Remember Me reviews
Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later. Now taking suggestions.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,486 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Chase, Jack
On The Rise reviews
Au: Jack writes in his diary about life, his roomate and everything. Turns out Chase refuses to buy the pudding cups on the shopping list.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Jack, Chase
Scandal in Domino reviews
Yugi seeks to recover a possibly scandalous photograph with Kaiba's help and Kaiba channels Sherlock Holmes.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2010 - S. Kaiba, Yūgi M. - Complete
Time Portal reviews
Jack's time machine doesn't work, well it does work, but it didn't do what it was supposed to. Instead of fabulous future pudding he summons up a teenage Chase Young.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Chase, Jack
Solar Fragments reviews
She loved him and never loved him, he needed her and never admitted it. When he betrays her, he learns revenge can carry over into next lives. Can a modern day CEO fight Medea? Or will our Jason find another way?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - S. Kaiba
Legolas Rant reviews
Legolas complains about the thing people say about him. And I continue with some plotlessness. WARNING: Do not read.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,902 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Legolas
xkcd Slashfic reviews
My brother made me do it.
Misc. Comics - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Complete
Moonlight Witch
An old enemy shows up in their lives, one they've all forgotten about, siblings disappear overnight, and the only way to find them is to ask for help from one of the three as one.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,968 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - S. Kaiba, Risa K.
The Guide Is There For A Reason reviews
Jack should have checked Chasebots settings before turning him on, now he's in for a world of weird.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Chase, Jack
Physic Duelist reviews
"Physic duelist." "Call me a physic duelist one more time Kaiba!"
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2009 - S. Kaiba, Risa K.
Not all of Truemans victims were completely forgotten. That will be ere set of sun.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Risa K.
Twist and Turns of Fate reviews
Takes place after Time after Time. They won the battle, they had gained horrible memories and goods ones. They had lost a friend.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Complete
The Bar Scene reviews
In the Shadow Realm, everyone was very bored, and there's not much to do there. Fortunately there's a bar there. Warning, contains horrible, horrible, Duel Monsters based Pick-Up lines. You are warned.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2009
Cherenity reviews
Boy meets girl meets vindictive writer. Xiaolin Showdown slight crossover.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008
Spare Parts reviews
Kaiba went a date with WHO! nope no actually oc's here
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Yūgi M., Risa K.
Little Dragon reviews
When you live forever what do you choose to remember? For Chase it is everything, try as he might he cannot stop defining himself by the past.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Chase
Xiaolin Showdown Academy reviews
Join Alice as she is sucked into the world of Xiaolin Showdown to participate in a fanfiction rehabilation program.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 10/2/2007
Belly Flops reviews
Those little moments they just couldn't use in the show. A little bit of everything mostly humor.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007
Why Jareths sings reviews
I know most of us wonder why Jareth sing so much but we all say its because he is played by Bowie. Heres another version. This if A Potc crossover.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
Nights in London reviews
This can be read even if you don't know what I'm talking about. If you want to know drop me a review or a pm.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007
He Got it Right This Time reviews
A double drabble thing. Time we met one of Sarah interesting relations.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Jareth did what? reviews
Well what else do you expect from me. just a drabble.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
When Good elves Go Stale reviews
It's Avalon's Mists brand insanity.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Legolas - Complete
Fangorn's North Right? reviews
Trish has cancer. Be sad very sad.She dies but gets sent back as a elf in WOTR. Does it sound like another 10th walker fic? Suprises she doesn't join the Fellowship. But is she smart enough to survive? We doubt it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,933 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas
Doom of the World reviews
Eragon and Murtagh are in for a surprise. And many others. All will fall to the Terror.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006
And Now Somthing Completly Different reviews
Or is it? Legolas and Gimli wake up as fish. How did this happen? What do they do? And most important of all, how do they eat those wierd flakes?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Legolas, Gimli
A Unlikely Wish Away reviews
Anything here will give it away. Just read the Oneshot.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
Jarerth's Shoulders are Getting Crowded reviews
The story of Labyrinth from a new view.We'll see Jareth's thoughts in a manifestating of a demon and a angel.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/20/2006
Jareth Can't stop the Rock! reviews
It's just a song parody of the song Voldomort Can't Stop the Rock.Read if you want a cheap laugh at Jareth.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Complete
Ways to Annoy the Goblin King reviews
So far it's 25 sure fire ways to get yourself thrown inot the Bog of Eternal Stench.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/3/2006
Our favorite Chocolatier reviews
It's just a little poem I wrote.Read it if you want.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
Not so welll adjusted reviews
A look on Tobys life 15 years after the Labyrinth.it all started when He went shopping. And met a few interesting things. Who said Toby Liked the Goblin King?
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/2/2006
The Things They Say reviews
This is about thing the fellowship and the things they said. Some of it is based off real things.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 6/23/2006
The Hope of a Hobbit reviews
A small poem about how Pippin felt when the BAttle of Pelanor Field was about to take place.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Peregrin T.
Gollum's wish reviews
A little oneshot with gollum and how he met Sam and Frodo.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Smeagol - Complete
The forging of the One Ring reviews
It is a sonnet about Saron forging the One Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Sauron - Complete
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