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Joined 04-15-06, id: 1028496, Profile Updated: 12-31-12
Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, Romeo × Juliet, Shakespeare, Amanda Show, Law and Order: SVU, FAKE, and Kids In The Hall.

Current fandom obsession: Law & Order: SVU

/Harry Potter/

/FAKE/

/Naruto/

/Scrubs/

/Batman/

/Azumanga Daioh/

I dream of writing fanfiction all the time, but I rarely get around to it. I mostly read it, but I almost ALWAYS review. It's people like YOU who read stories and don't bother to review that discourage me from writing. I do not enjoy receiving ten story alerts and only two reviews. How messed up!

But anyway. I enjoy a variety of genres and fandoms. I don't much care for het, but I love slash and femmeslash (although it's hard to find good femmeslash). I do NOT like mpreg. I find it kind of offensive, actually. I used to have a problem with incest, but now I'm alright with it. I am VERY alright with FredXGeorge. (may he rest in peace).

Anyway, I'm pretty cool. Fanfiction's pretty cool. Some of you are pretty cool. Have a good day.

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Verge of Something Wonderful by Ladye reviews
Ryo & Dee have an unusual assignment. An empty house, unusual disturbances, and lots of time alone.
FAKE - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,263 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 11/29/2009
Ordinary Heroes by IrishLeFay reviews
SEQUEL TO DELICATE. Dee and Ryo reconnect with each other and slowly fall in love all over again. Meanwhile the nasty serial Meathook murderer is afoot and Dee is more involved then he realizes.
FAKE - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,313 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 11/25/2007
My Unexpected Bad Habit by kattykitty reviews
JD/Cox: The death of JD's father starts a whole new set of problems when Dr. Cox first offers him the hug he's always wanted. What does he actually want? More the point, what the hell is Dr. Cox doing? Rated M for SEX! R&R! CHAPTER 33 UP!
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 144,972 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 3/11/2008 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry
Built My Dreams Around You by templeg reviews
A deeply embarrassing lapdance in the middle of the Gryffindor common room leads to...much more. Remus/Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
All Blacks Are Mad by Suma Akila reviews
His hands twitch at his sides and he can feel his own muscles tightening across his shoulders, a part of his mind that used to belong to gold and red screeching at him to stop. But, he bleeds silver and green. Dom!Siri. Sub!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Perfect Theology by ravarath reviews
KakaIru. Because no one has a perfectly foolproof method to approach love and life. Including Konoha's famed Copy Ninja.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,058 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Illegal and Pleasant by HannahMCR reviews
"Draco, I need you tonight." A Snape/Draco based off of a deleted scene from Kafka's The Trial. The scene is included. Warnings: Rape/non-con/coercion, underage slash. Disclaimer: I don't own the Trial or Harry Potter. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Severus S., Draco M. - Complete
Two Steps Forward, One Step Back by Aleia15 reviews
A drunken one night stand might cost Iruka the best friendship he's had in years. Or it might be the beginning of something even better. Kakashi/Iruka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,314 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Vanity by Lexical Item reviews
A previous partner of his had attributed Lucius' taste for blondes as a symptom of his own vanity and sense of self satisfaction. She had no comprehension of just how large an affliction true vanity was.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Lucius M., Draco M. - Complete
Everything I Can't Have by thepretender501 reviews
Severus Snape finds out firsthand, that the prettiest people do the ugliest things. Lucius/Draco, Severus/Draco *Warnings* INCEST! M/M, Angst, UST, Exhib, Voy, Angst, and most importantly INCEST, don't say you were not warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Thorns Have Roses by Gryvon reviews
Kakashi/Iruka. Genma bets Kakashi that he can't get laid in two weeks, but there's only one person that Kakashi's interested in.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,606 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Shadows on the Moon by Aleia15 reviews
Written for the LJ Kakairu fest with the prompts Lifeline!Iruka, ANBU Kakashi and Mizuki as an awful boyfriend. A chance encounter in the forest between two strangers changed Kakashi's and Iruka's lives.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,714 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Literary Seduction by Gryvon reviews
Kakashi/Iruka. Iruka has been getting strange gifts with no name attached, only quotes from an unknown novel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,619 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Letters Home by Gryvon reviews
Kakashi/Iruka. Naruto sends letters to his two teachers while he's training with Jiraiya.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,457 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
No Rest For The Wicked by Dragonangelx003 reviews
Four glimpses into Skwisgaar and Toki's respective pasts. Slash in Chapter 4 only.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,967 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Lust, Love and Everything in Between by Aleia15 reviews
And old tradition brings them together, it's up to them to stay that way. If they want to. Kakashi/Iruka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,089 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
His Own Dark by LiterarySpell reviews
Harry tries to help Sirius cope with the damages of his imprisonment, but it soon becomes clear that Harry isn't in a position to help anyone—not even himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,332 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Time For Change Is Now by Reika reviews
THANK YOU! Thank's guys WOOT!I PROMISED I'D KEEP UPDATING! NEW CHAPTER FOR YOU! It's been two years and still Dee and Ryo can't get it together. Dee finally realizes a few things that may change everything. Ryo will have to choose...if he gets the chance
FAKE - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,806 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 8/26/2003
One happy family by Fearful Nix reviews
A lot of little stories about x, JD, Jack and Jennifer Dylan.
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry
The Cake Game by kokoronoitami reviews
Warning:M/M, graphic sex, abuse, violence & lang. Batman searches for a weapon hidden by Joker. After abducting him, he's forced to accept his aid, becoming aware of a disturbing truth. How long can he endure the game before losing himself? R&R COMPLETE!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,754 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Raging Sensation by smurff reviews
Hermione gets bored during a long Potions class and, high on hormones, lets her imagination and fingers run wild. Is she as discreet as she thinks?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
How we take what we're given by jannikajade reviews
It's the summer before college, and Drake thinks he and Josh should spend it being young and irresponsible, but as usual things don't go as the boys plan. Can the rest of world make them face the things they're afraid of? DrakeJosh. Slash. Complete.
Drake & Josh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,607 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
Almost got 'im by TheBlackCatCrossing reviews
TDK Bruce gets a special visitor. Bruce/Joker. Slash M/M Nolanverse. Rated T for adult situations, language, suggestiveness. ONE SHOT. This is what happens when you underestimate a clown scorned.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,419 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Ask how my day was by jannikajade reviews
Ryan is having a terrible day. Chad is the only bright spot but he's enough to turn the whole day around. Valentine's Day fluff. ChadRyan. Slash. Oneshot.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
Ryan Evans' List of What Not To Do To Catch a Guy by IceBlueRose reviews
Ryan had a very specific set of rules when it came to liking a guy. And, of course, Chad had to break every single one of them. Chad/Ryan pre-slash.
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
A KakaIru Christmas by Gryvon reviews
Iruka version. Based on the 25 days Christmas challenge on the kakiru LJ community. Romance blossoms for the two ninja over the course of 25 days. Kakashi/Iruka pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,386 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Quickie by Gryvon reviews
Dee/Ryo. Dee and Ryo take a moment to themselves before work.
FAKE - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
Incomplete by Acerbitas reviews
Kabuto shows his utmost devotion to his master and is rewarded. But he still can't help feeling empty and broken inside. OrochimaruxKabuto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
My Catalyst's Catalyst by TaelynHawker reviews
Dr. Casey makes Dr. Cox rethink a few things. Slash. Slight JDCasey, JDCox, Jorliot. Read and Review please!
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,011 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Maybe Not Never by fraidy bat reviews
98 percent of the time still leaves two percent in which anything can happen. A sequel to He’s Not You. OliviaViola, ViolaDuke. Viola POV. Chapter 8 and the Epilogue are up, and the story is complete.
She's the Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,841 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Complete
Naruto and the Holy Jutsu by Rabid Walrus Fairy reviews
[sasunaru and other yaoi pairings] The Naruto cast in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Yaoi and stupid jokes ensue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,343 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/21/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005
Crazy by She's a Star reviews
Jan knows very, very well that Michael drives her out of her mind.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,650 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Complete
He's Not You by fraidy bat reviews
Olivia reflects on everything that's happened since Viola Hastings, in one form or another, entered her life. ViolaOlivia, ViolaDuke, SebastianOlivia implied. Chapter 8 is now up, and the story is complete.
She's the Man - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,065 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
Eraser Romanticisms by Lotus Aia reviews
[Kakairu yaoi] A short drabble that contains the real reason Kakashi fell for Naruto's classic 'eraser in the doorway' trick when first meeting his new genin team. The reason? Iruka.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Points of Authority by desolate butterfly reviews
[ShikaSasu, NejiSasu ficlet] Sasuke makes a lousy subordinate. Fortunately, his superiors within ANBU know how to keep him in line.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Peace Offering by desolate butterfly reviews
[InoSaku oneshot] Ino invites Sakura over to her new appartment with something to prove, and ends up with something to give. Shoujo ai and yuri.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Lessons by desolate butterfly reviews
[AnkoIno, yuri] In which Anko teaches Ino what it means to be a real kunoichi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Anko M., Ino Y.
Miranda Rights by Ryoma1 reviews
Ryo comes to deliver groceries, Dee is sick and puts his foot in his mouth, calling Ryo a 'Cold Fish', and ends up in an interesting posistion.
FAKE - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
Icha Icha Academy by Nanaki BH reviews
[KakashixIruka] An adaptation of the famous adult doujinshi. Kakashi tries out a little bit of studentteacher imekura. PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,149 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
He Understands by mayonaka-ni-sakayume reviews
He doesn't want to understand. But he does. [KakaIru. Some angst, lime.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Some Kind of Wonderful by Odyssion reviews
[Companion piece to “Of Daydreams and Telephones”, AU] Dee finally gets his ‘big chance’ with Ryo, but will things ever work out the way he planned?
FAKE - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Complete
Letters in the Dust by Steelsheen reviews
Romeo and Juliet fic, Mercutio x Benvolio slash, oneshot. Mercutio looked at the ground. He had been tracing Benvolio’s name in the dust, the same letters over and over and over until they stood out...
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Complete
Lessons On an Incomplete Relationship by Sunfreak reviews
Team 10 stumbling along the way to adulthood. Threesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/27/2004
Tell Me a Tale by Yxonomei reviews
A bedridden Will makes Jack tell him tales. (Slash, raunchy humor, mild bashing of the use of OCs)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2004
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The Road to Hell reviews
"Detective, I think you know why I'm here. Let's face it: your partner is in hot water. There's no way around it. He is not only in danger of termination, but his actions were criminal, and he could go to prison. At the moment, only the three of us know what he has done. What happens next is up to you." BerkeleyXRyo
FAKE - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012
Bauer and Jocelyn reviews
She knew Bauer wasn't a typical John…She was here because she wanted to be, after all. But she also knew that every man wanted one thing more than anything else, some just hid it better. BauerXJocelyn (ScottXDave)
Kids In The Hall - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Complete
Casual reviews
Never mind how it all started, but Stabler had been getting into the habit of staying at Huang's place when he didn't think he could handle going home to an empty house. StablerXHuang slash
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,985 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 9/22/2010 - E. Stabler, G. Huang
Our Apologies reviews
Iruka knew he would eventually have to deal with Kakashi again, but he had never considered that it might be so soon after the chuunin exams.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Amanda, please reviews
Call me obsessed, but I know that I'm in actual love. Penelope's slightly creepy thoughts on Amanda.
Amanda Show - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
Act II Scene 1 and a half reviews
What would one say if he were to witness us “fighting” as we are?" What really happened before the balcony scene. Slash MercutioXBenvolio Romeo and Juliet
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
Act II, scene 1 and a half reviews
Mercutio and Benvolio's REAL conversation just before the balcony scene. MercutioXBenvolio slash Based on the original play, not the anime, which I didn't even know existed until just now.
Romeo × Juliet - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Catch Phrases reviews
Naruto thinks that Sasuke would be happier if he had a catch phrase...Drabble. Kinda shonenai. Not really. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Blonde Kunoichis reviews
Who would've thought that both of Shikamaru's exgirlfriends would end up together... Shoujoai Yuri GL TemariIno TemaIno Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Ino Y., Temari - Complete
Unfair Comparison reviews
Sakura contemplates the similarities of Ino and Sasuke. shoujoai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
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