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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.
HEY!! im animelover21065 there is nothing to say much about me i just like reading all the great fanfics people write
Name: animelover21065 is what i'll go by
lets see umm... theirs not much about me- i'm short and asian asian pride:P friendly, kind, my friends say that im blonde so that mean i have alot of blonde moments, hey but their blonde too so dont think its me, they also say that im random and i cant help it, i mean i cant help myself and i love reading fanfiction VERY MUCH...oh yeah if you want to know more about me i have a few website...www.theotaku.com and my name is boredteenager...i've found that user name on here and thought it would be cool soo umm...but i hardly go on it anymore =( i have slow internet T.T
I like to eat, talking/typing on AIM, my favorite cousin Sarah!! BOYS!! OMG i have sooo many crush? but yea they are FINE!! all are asian _ and all work out drool my family knows their family before i like them...and i go and visit them alot...all have the internet and video games for my brother so like...most the guys i like...i've seen them with a really tight undershirt and shorts and when i'm lucky (which is all the time cause i spend all day at their house) in only boxers Xd right out of the shower...steamy...lol sorry but they are way cute!! i mean tell me you wouldn't drool over them...and that's how i like more then one guy...=( I like girls that are independent like Tenten for example All of my favorite girl characters are strong, independent,...and have a really cute guy with them ;; COME ONE!! YOU DON'T TELL ME YOU DON'T LIKE NEJI!! or anyother guy i listed up there...=D Jet Li and Jackie Chan =D (hey gotta stay with my asain buddies too!!) XD
Little kids! just ask me about it or i'll update later...but i hate the spoiled ones...like spoiled rotten grrrrrrr =( Highschool Musical 1 and 2 and Hannah Montana (she's cute and all...i love the way she looks...just don't like her and her singing...sorry for people how like her...i said she was cute..?) well...anything on disney except suite life of Zack and Cody (i like branda song cause she's really pretty sigh i wish i can look like her...) and i have a reason to hate them 2 words JAMIE SPEARS enough said...i rest my case...and if i think of more stuff then i'll tell ya!
RANDOM STUFF!! can't have a page without it=D
AIM AWAY MESSAGES XD:
Sexy never left, baby.
If I gave you my heart last Christmas... how am I still alive?
I'm spending some quality time with my pillow.
We need to catch up.
After a minor delay, tomorrow I resolve to eat less potato chips... and more ice cream.
If 2007 is the year of the pig, then I'm eating ice cream.
If a tree fell in the woods... would the other trees laugh at it?
I am currently alphabetizing a bag of M&M's.
Unlike a phone, nature does not have call waiting. BRB!
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Who cares if early bird gets the worm? Who wants a worm, anyway?
Abbreviation = long word. Weird? Anyone?
Ironically, the reason I put up my away message was to avoid you, and now you're CHECKING IT! HAH!
Hello and welcome to my away message; how may I ignore you today?
Hunger has driven man to insanity. Today, it has driven me from my computer.
He who laughs lasts, thinks slowest.
I only know how to do things 3 ways: the WRONG way. the RIGHT way. and MY way. Which is really the WRONG way, only faster!
I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself, so if I get back before I return, please ask me to wait.
I am off using my "imagination" please do not interrupt for i will use my "imagination" or I will steel everyone’s "imagination" and rule the "imaginary" world! ME-1 YOU-0
One Sheep, Two Sheep, Three Sheep, Four. Red Sheep, Blue Sheep, Green Sheep, SNORE!
I'm away cleaning my room; be back in a couple of weeks.
Call me @ 1-800-U-Actually-Think-I'd-Give-You-My-#
A day without sunshine is like... night.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience!
I am on a quest to the deepest darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
I am not here but I will be back when pigs fly and cows jump over the moon!
Do you ever get the feeling that somebody's reading your away message?
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
I'm off to the Supreme Court to sue the Dictionary Publishing Company for not having the word "lol" in the dictionary.
Cows go MOO. Ducks go QUACK. I go BRB.
I don’t swim in your toilet, so don’t pee in my pool!
I am always confused when people ask me did you sleep good? I always wonder if they want me to say no, I made a few mistakes.
I'm single-handedly trying to free the world of hunger, starting with myself.
I am not here right now so leave a message and it will be deleted once it was received
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the net and he won't bother you for weeks.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. Which of the three are you? I'm right 90 of the time, so why worry about the other 3? (i get that be my other friends dont =/)
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
People that scan away messages for entertainment are pathetic. Let me know if you find any good ones.
I'm on a mission to save the world (I can't believe they trusted me with this).
I'm not here...Or here_or here...or here.
You know how some people have those really cool away messages. You know, the ones that make you laugh until you want to cry? The kind that other people wanna have so they copy it from you and put it on their away message? Well, this isn't one of those kinds of away messages.
I know who you are. I know what your doing. I'm just psychic like that. You are an AIM member and you are reading my away message and now you are probably really scared because I'm so damn right. Being psychic kicks butt!
If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.
GIVE ME TEN MINUTES AND YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IT WAS BROKEN!
Try not to let your mind wander. I found mine in a French restaurant the other day ordering filet-mignon ("filay minyon") and champagne. It set me back 85. Oh crap, zoning off again...
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."
Let's discuss right and left. You're right, I left!
Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, Satan, crap)
How come teachers can have substitutes? It's not fair that they can have substitutes and we can't have any to take our place in class.
Hey, I'm at school right now, probably sleeping. Wait - aren't you supposed to be there too?
How do you spell school? P-R-I-S-O-N.
No more pencils, no more books!
At first you don't succeed...Cheat. Repeat until you get caught. Then lie.
You think you're God's gift to the world? Well, I hope he kept the receipt.
"I love you" has 8 letters...hmmmm... so does "bullshit"
If teachers didn't assign homework, I would be here talking to you, but they do, so I'm not.
I'd quit school, but I need the sleep.
Why go to high school when you can go to school high?
College is a fountain of knowledge. I'm out drinking
There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?
If you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat!
Be back in a flush... I mean flash.
If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room?
You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
I can't talk on the computer now, so if, well, actually, I CAN talk on the computer now, I mean, like, I'm at the computer NOW, writing this message, but I'm doing this NOW, while you're reading it LATER, except for you I guess it's NOW, like, when you're reading it... I mean, like, wait, gosh. This is so confusing.
The statement below is false.
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
WHEN THE VERY FIRST MAN DISCOVERED THAT COWS HAVE MILK... WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WAS DOING??
IF TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF OUR LIVES... WHAT THE HELL WAS YESTERDAY??
It's ok to kiss a fool. It's ok to let a fool kiss you. But never let a kiss fool you.
Why do geese always travel in Flying V's? And why is one end of the V longer than the other end? And why don't geese ever travel in A's, or T's, or Y's? Why do they even travel in the shape of a letter?
If something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?
If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.
Why does bottled water have an expiration date?
I've gone to walk by you again because obviously you do not believe in love at first sight If a person with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
What is worse... Saying something and wishing you hadn't or not saying anything and wishing you had?
if a store is open 24/7, than why are there locks on the doors? WHY?
1)Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink n drive?
Beer makes people smarter. Think about it...it made Bud wiser.
Everyone says that practice makes perfect. Well, if practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, doesn't that mean nobody practices?
Why do you make your bed if your just gonna sleep in it and make it messy again?
The time u enjoy wasting Is not wasted time .
If history never stops when dose the future start??
If a turtle has lost his shell.. is he naked or homeless?
If you die in an elevator.. press the up button.
If something is indescribable, but you describe it as indescribable, then are you not describing it?
Wait...I lost myself, think about all think while I'm searching for me.
When people say "Expect the unexpected," doesn't that mean the unexpected is expected?
Roses are red
If Barbie's so popular, then why do u have to buy all her friends?
A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Insanity: A perfect rational adjustment to an insane world.
People may say I can't sing, but no one can ever say I didn't sing.
No man or woman who tries to pursue an ideal in his or her own way is without enemies.
As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.
In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false face for the urge to rule it.
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.
If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Music is the universal language of mankind.
It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
If you can't describe what you are doing as a process, you don't know what you're doing.
What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
Danger: if you meet it promptly and without flinching, you will reduce the danger by half. Never run away from anything. Never!
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
Any jackass can kick down a barn but it takes a good carpenter to build one.
We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove.
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
We must not stay as we are, always doing what we did the last time, otherwise we become sticks in the mud.
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
Wise men never say what they think of women
I will not condemn you for what you did yesterday, if you do it right today.
No man but a blockhead ever wrote except for money.
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
I can't understand why people are frightened by new ideas. I'm frightened of old ones.
Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
If you want to make enemies, try to change something.
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
Every really new idea looks crazy at first.
Believing there's no God means I can't really be forgiven except by kindness and faulty memories.
We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.
I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught.
I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work.
Nothing flatters a man as much as the happiness of his wife; he is always proud of himself as the source of it.
To be absolutely certain about something, one must know everything or nothing about it.
Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.
Man alone is born crying, lives complaining, and dies disappointed.
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
The fool says 'don't put all you eggs in one basket'; the wise man puts all his eggs in one basket and guards that basket closely.
Courage is the greatest of all virtues, because if you haven't courage, you may not have an opportunity to use any of the others.
Praise, like gold and diamonds, owes its value only to its scarcity.
Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.
Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do.
Only through imitation do we develop toward originality.
Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
It is not enough to do your best; you must know what to do, and THEN do your best.
Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
The worst thing that can happen is death, and that's not the worst thing in the world either.
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose.
True friends stab you in the front.
A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.
Hate has a reason for everything. Love is unreasonable.
Useless laws weaken necessary laws.
Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts.
History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
An amateur built an ark that survived a flood while a large group of professionals built the Titanic.
When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest.
Man did not enter society to be worse off, or to have fewer rights, but rather to have those rights better secured.
Of those who say nothing, few are silent.
The important thing is never to stop questioning.
Everybody wants to help Save The Earth, but nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes.
Preach! Write! Act! Do anything save to lay down and die!
Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
To thine ownself be true!
Being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned.
A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything, and the value of nothing.
If you are going through hell, keep going.
If you believe that no one was ever corrupted by a book, you have also to believe that no one was ever improved by a book.
Even the wicked get worse than they deserve
Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right.
Time makes heroes but dissolves celebrities.
The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
What orators lack in depth they make up for in length.
My friends tell me that I have a tendency to point out problems without offering solutions, but they never tell me what I should do about it.
Never underestimate your opponent. Never take what he offers you.
Any man can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in his error.
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first.
Not only poets can see heaven in a grain of sand.
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies.
Suffer or triumph; be the hammer or the anvil
Do just once what others say you can't do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again.
I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.
Great works are performed not by strength but by perseverance.
In the long-run we are all dead.
You can have anything in life if you will sacrifice everything else for it.
It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.
Wherever you go, go with all your heart.
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
Good judgment comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgment.
All my life I've wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific.
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
There is no safety for honest men except by believing all possible evil of evil men.
The real hell of life is that everyone has his reasons.
A memorandum isn't written to inform the receiver, but to protect the writer.
Great works are performed not by strength but by perseverance.
It's far easier to fight for principles than to live up to them.
The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names.
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
I hope you enjoy them...=D sorry i'm a sucker for stuff like that!! if you got on that is said by someone( i need a name) and it's thoughtful then i'll put it up there!! yay!!
that all bout me soo far till then bye
hey i'm thinking of writing a story that i have been think of for a while i just don't know how to get started so when i figure out how to do it i would write i mean type some great stories! ttyl