Amanita Jackson
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Author has written 65 stories for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Donnie Darko, Troy, Tuck Everlasting, Brothers Grim, Outsiders, X-Men: The Movie, Pirates of the Caribbean, Gladiator, Covenant, and Smallville.

Oh, goodness. Yes, I'm back.

I'm a 20-year-old Slytherin having adventures in Germany, and I may venture to write some German fic one of these days. Maybe. Possibly. I've had this account since I was a tiny, beginning writer, and, well. Not everything in here is gold, but I hope you enjoy it. (Most of it's at least bronze-y, I like to think.) Read a bit, review a bit more, and have a cookie.

I have stuff kind of all over the map, but my main fandom is Harry Potter. I've dug up my Ron/Draco drabbles docs (alliteration! ooh) and those are actually getting continued, as is the Brothers Grimm one and one or two other HP chapter stories that I'd abandoned to their cruel fate.

Um, stuff. I'll add intelligent things here tomorrow; I have to get up for work soon but I like profiles so I thought I'd dust mine off a bit.

Fair warning: I'm mainly a slasher, but don't let that put you off. I'm working on some stuff with an actual plot and other such literary things. I am also a giant review hoo-er. Reviews give me the warm fuzzies (of the happy kind, not the I-just-swallowed-dryer-lint kind), and if you let me know what sort of stuff you've got your eye on, I can give you more of it! Everyone wins! And I get to feel like a special snowflake. And to be perfectly honest, it was knowing that people liked what I wrote that pushed me back on here. So, thanks, y'all.

Now, go forth and read things! Because that's what I'll be doing :D

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The Descension by RedRogue reviews
The rise and fall of Caleb's father, James L. Danvers the third. Back then, the Covenant had rules. He was the first to break them. Includes the love stories of Joseph Garwin, Wayne Parry, and Glenn Sims.
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 64,347 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 12/11/2006
Predators' Dance by Erkith reviews
Surreal returns to Terreille, severing all ties to the SaDiablo name. But Lucivar and Saetan are stubborn snarly males, and when Daemon refuses to help them find her they set assassin against assassin in a predators' dance. Post Kaleer's Heart.
Black Jewels Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,891 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 4/17/2006
CENSORED! by fullmetalcanchan reviews
In which Kyo and Haru get freaky, and I leave it all to your imaginations.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 38,825 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S.
Desperate Acts of Comfort Seeking by Igorina reviews
In the face of toe curling parentally inflicted embarrassment, Albus Severus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy find themselves turning to each other for comfort. A series of ficlets featuring Albus Severus x Scorpius, Harry x Draco and Ginny x Goyle x Pansy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,354 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
The Extremely Drunken Covenant Parody by Kos-Mos607 reviews
Another movie parody made by your favorite drunken girls
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,938 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 9/7/2007
The Map by Nienor reviews
How did they actually draw the map? S/R, slash, yummy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Things As They Should Be: By Legolas by mbus55 reviews
Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 48,050 - Reviews: 1298 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
Inner Truth by silver-etoile reviews
One shot. There are some things John doesn't like to admit when it comes to Bobby... PyroIceman slash.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Pyro, Iceman - Complete
Illusions of Invincibility by xxanglophilexx reviews
During warm summer days beneath their tree and in the field behind the Lupins', Sirius realizes feelings that he's been trying to hide, and feelings someone else just may have for him. RLSB. SLASH. MWPP. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
If I Died by JuliaKerns5 reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][MWPP Era][OneShot][Dialogue Only] Sirius wonders what Remus would do if he would die. Remus wonders too. A bit more than just answers are in store... R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Up To No Good by Maybe the Moon reviews
Costume Ball, Marauders style. Written for merrysmutmas 2006. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,642 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Ways to annoy the Sons of Ipswich by Kos-Mos607 reviews
More Covenant humor from your favorite girl.
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
Subtlety, Thy Name is Sirius Black by rekahneko reviews
After Remus pokes fun at Sirius for his lack of subtlety, a bet is made. Can Remus get a date without resorting to obvious methods? Slash RLSB COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,764 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Match Made in Heaven? by TheMidgetBee reviews
Lord Vetinari is bored. So when Drumknott brings to his attention the fact that he and Commander Vimes are becoming gay icons in AnkhMorpork, it gives him an idea about how he could amuse himself...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,799 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Complete
Confiscated by Remus J. Lupin-Black reviews
James learns just how Remus and Sirius lost the map. RemusSirius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Temporary Allies by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
James has never been able to say no to Sirius. This time, he isn't even sure if he wants to. SBJP slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Cheque, Please by Missie DuCaine reviews
X2. On the way to the Drake household, Logan decides that they need food. People talk way too much when they're waiting for their food. Slashy goodness.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Iceman, Pyro - Complete
Unspoken Thing by xxanglophilexx reviews
Sirius comes out to James while Remus is listening behind them. A humorous oneshot. MWPP. RLSB. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Hate by alli-sun reviews
Ron and Draco had a hate so strong, it could not be knocked down by anything. Sex, war, wives, whatever they faced, the hate stayed strong and did not burn down.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,884 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Romeo and Juliet Revised by My Sharpie Is Green reviews
A classic tale of love [lust] with a touch of creepy stalker. [PARODY]
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 3/20/2006
Points of Interest by Leeren reviews
He just wanted to know why he acted so strange, that's all. It had nothing to do with him personally. [Multichapter, in progress. Mild swearing. ToryxColin] Chapter seven posted!
Off*Beat - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,513 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 7/3/2006
Elysium by Miskit reviews
Maximus plots to rid Rome of the false emperor Commodus. With a soul bitter and full of hatred for those that have wronged him, how will he react when he finds himself falling in love with a slave? Eventual yaoi. MaximusxOc. Rating will go up.
Gladiator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/8/2007
How I Learned to Wash My Sheets A Tory Story by wonder1440 reviews
Tory loves Colin. As soon as he figures it out, everything will be just fine. Inspired by Mousapelli and Svzinsanity from the Offbeat fan community
Off*Beat - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/9/2007 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Complete
Body Heat by romanticidiot reviews
Slash. SirusRemus. One Shot. It's cold, there's been a snowball fight. The showers are taken. There is only one option ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
It's a Dog Eat Dog World by fAtAlflAme reviews
Sirius and Remus have a very in depth conversation where some severely awkward things are revealed. Written for the Other Fandoms Contest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Game of Mab by Remo Con reviews
SLASH! 'Dost thou love me' '...of course I love thee.' The past and the present are all the same to Queen Mab, all for her amusment. But nevertheless, this time it will be different. BenvolioMercutio
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,147 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 2/13/2006
Blue And Yellow by like spun glass reviews
John considers the many possibilities of wanting to stay. St. JohnBobby, slash.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Pyro, Iceman - Complete
To the Ends of the Earth by TheseBrokenWings reviews
Slash! BarbossaxBootstrap. Bootstrap's POV of the movies,and beyond. Betrayed by his best friend and condemned to rot beneath the sea, first alone and then as a member of Davy Jones' crew,Bootstrap dreams about the man he has forgiven, despite everything.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,095 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/9/2006 - Published: 9/7/2006
Symbol by TheRabidHOBBITFangirls reviews
TylerNarrator slash. You wonder what it would be like, being deaf, having to read off of Tyler's lips everything he has ever said. Having to look at that split and bruised and tantalizing mouth forever.
Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Complete
The A to Z Of Remus And Sirius by LadyBush reviews
This is the story of Remus and Sirius' relationship, told through the alphabet. It contains plenty of slashy goodness! Currently on Chapter Thirteen: M is for Magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,983 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Cupcakes by SilverWolf7007 reviews
On a not so normal Wednesday afternoon, the Death Eaters are having a meeting. Draco’s wife brings refreshments and revelations. Draco really didn’t need to know that about Voldemort and Harry Potter. Traces of het and slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 71 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Dear Moonface by A-Spirit reviews
COMPLETE. Letters to Remus from Sirius... Cliche, I know. It's just to make you smile. SiriusRemus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The World According To James Potter by j folked reviews
Something was very wrong in James Potter's world. His two best mates were avoiding each other, and that just wouldn't do. James had to do something to make his world right again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Cinquanta by Elske reviews
Tom and Peter in fifty sentences. “I want to let you in,” Tom whispers against his skin, “but I’m afraid you won’t like me anymore.”
Talented Mr Ripley - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Complete
Eight Times a Week by mousapellikun reviews
Tory is supposed to wake Colin up for Physics class, not take his creepy notes.
Off*Beat - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
Let Me Fall by lil'missvixin reviews
Best friends, Isabella and Alicia, are watching the Fifa World Cup Finals. Isabella, the soccer freak that she is, doesn't even really pay attention to the seven guys in her house...until the game is over, then the games begin.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Sodapop C., Two Bit M.
Abstinence by Psycho Hippy reviews
Could you survive a week without it? SLASH RS Rated cos I'm paranoid
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2006 - Complete
All Kidding Aside by ms. commas and ampersands reviews
When Lily jumps to conclusions about Remus and Sirius, the duo decide to get revenge on her, James, and Peter with a wonderful joke. However, they wind up getting more than just a good laugh. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,280 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ripples by Salmon Pink reviews
It’s windy and it’s raining and men are pigs. But chocolate cures all. And so do friends. Angelina x Alicia x Katie
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Alicia S., Angelina J. - Complete
The Marrow by amor-remanet reviews
As much as they love Keating’s class, some days, it’s just another obstacle to what they really want. SLASH, CharliexNeil, references to onesided NeilxTodd.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Complete
All Hail James Potter by juxtaposed reviews
All Hail James Potter, or Why You Should Both Take A Minute From Your Incessant Shagging To Thank Me, You Ungrateful Gits: A Letter to Mssrs. Sirius O. Black and Remus J. Lupin, from M. James D. Potter. James was really the matchmaker, after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Love, Hate and Jealousy by TalesFromPerdition reviews
Another 'The ship didn't come' fic. Jack lets Ralph live, and Roger gets angry. Slash. [JackxRalph][RogerxEric][MauricexRobert]
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,086 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Complete
One by flower-carnage reviews
Alone, they move as one, rhythms and motions fluid and smooth. [Mercutio x Benvolio oneshot, written for the LJ 1sentence challenge]
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Complete
High Fever by Salmon Pink reviews
Screaming, and panic, and Bobby, and John IS in control. John x Bobby
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Pyro, Iceman - Complete
Desire by flower-carnage reviews
Benvolio ponders this, while waiting for Mercutio then he sees him and his stomach jolts and his face flushes. [Mercutio x Benvolio oneshot]
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Complete
The Real Story : A Troy Parody by Shaded reviews
The Real Story. Want to find how our Greek and Trojans heroes brains really worked? It's all within. Warning! Explosive laughter may issue.
Troy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 4/1/2005
WARNING:Exam Revision May Impair Grasp On Reality! by FuchsiaII reviews
Humourous surrealism, to combine three loves: beautiful men, comedy, and faint dislike of the modern world. Anyone who also likes those three things can come and join in!
A Knight's Tale - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/27/2006 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Complete
Raspberry Swirl by netgirly2k reviews
The seduction of Inara Serra by Kaylee Frye. Sort of. Femslash.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Kaylee, Inara - Complete
My, That's A Big Banana by Captain Oz reviews
A conversation between RL and SB. Could be slash if you want, doesn't have to be. All dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/25/2006 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Wake by deews reviews
She thinks that perhaps if she catches enough she can put them all together and hold her mother in her arms.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Luna L. - Complete
Child's Play by afrai reviews
Look, can't we talk about this?
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
If we were perfect by Lotten reviews
Midnight talks always leads to great revelations... and maybe just a hint of happiness too. Oh, yes, this is SO slash. Can't get slashier.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Incentive by Grim Lupine reviews
And all he had were a few minutes until Scipio went on, until he traveled somewhere that Prosper couldn’t follow, and it would be like a glass wall between them forever more...[oneshot] [slash]
Thief Lord - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Complete
Revelations by UnSerious Sirius reviews
Remus Lupin was gay. Gay, and in love with Sirius Black. Too bad he wasn't aware of any of this...[oneshot] [RLSB]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Stolen Kiss by Wolfkiller reviews
A fluffy ScipioxProsper drabble. The two boys share a simple kiss by the canal. I don't own The Thief Lord, as I am not Cornelia Funke'.
Thief Lord - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Complete
Boys Don't Kiss by WickedSlashAngel reviews
Steve has been struggling with unusual feelings for his best friend Sodapop for some time now. Little does he know that his feelings begin a wave of incredible changes not just for him and Soda, but for the whole gang. FINALLY COMPLETED...
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 53,597 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/23/2006 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Steve R., Sodapop C. - Complete
Walks Like Rain by Sarra Collan reviews
Luna observes Seamus and tells him that it's okay.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Seamus F., Luna L. - Complete
The Likely Lads by RotaryShakes reviews
Some ScipioProsper drabbles.
Thief Lord - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/28/2006
Early Morning Blues & Greens by RotaryShakes reviews
Bo catches Scipio sneaking out of the house in the morning... Takes place after the book, ScipProp pairing.
Thief Lord - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Complete
I'm Lupin For You by CrazieDasie reviews
It's Lupercalia and Remus is skittish, Tonks is determined, Sirius is smug and Molly is annoyed by them all. SBRL Takes place during Ootp.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Rainbow Connection by amor-remanet reviews
Regulus is gay, or, at least claims to be. After Sirius and Remus say he's not, he attempts to prove them wrong. SLASH WARNING. RegulusxLockhart and SiriusxRemus. Feedback welcome. Update: Chapter Four up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,374 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Regulus B., Gilderoy L.
Southern Gentlemen by NittanyLizard reviews
Johnny and Dallas. S.E. Hinton created the real poetry of the characters. This is just my attempt at capturing the souls we glimpsed.
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Dallas W., Johnny C. - Complete
Puppet Lane: The cursed Place by AngelofTheo reviews
THis is about a place called puppet lane.
Brothers Grim - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Complete
Leaving You by Quillwriter reviews
Will's life and loves catch up with him. Sort of.
A Knight's Tale - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Complete
You Don't Look It by ms. commas and ampersands reviews
Lily hadn't been sorted into Gryffindor for nothing. Warning: Minor Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Certain Principles by Remo Con reviews
A simply awful fic in which Ed and Roy, due to something they didn't notice, find themselves unable to keep their hands off each other...and wind up with an audience
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Troy: Gone Rum by elfchicks reviews
Troy has gone rum! It's an understatement to say that it's strange. Chapter 10 is up!
Troy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,234 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 12/13/2004
Apathy by Miroslav reviews
Draco Malfoy is going to die tomorrow. He knows it and doesn’t really care. Slash, Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Draco M.
The Perils of Dancing Princesses by Les-Cerises reviews
Set directly after the movie. Can Jake ever gain his brother's aproval? Can they save their skins and their reputations? Warning slash, incest. Rating uppage in the future. Fourth chapter up!
Brothers Grim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,737 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/19/2005 - Published: 9/3/2005
The Mark by shinchansgirl reviews
85th for WritersFunk. Written for From the Dark I Will Rise. Yaoislash RonBlaise. Ron asks Blaise about his mark.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Blaise Z., Ron W. - Complete
The Seduction of Mr Moony by Ms.Demeanour reviews
What Sirius wants Sirius gets. And now his mind is set on getting Remus. Is Sirius seducing him just to prove that he's right and can have anybody that he wants? Or will he find that he actually has fallen for his best friend? SLASH RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,864 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Sometimes You Die by kazillion reviews
What do you dream about?
Dead Poets Society - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2005
Night Before Christmas by Trench Mouth reviews
One Shot. TwoBit gets up to read a Night before christmas infront of the school... Short but Fun.. Language warning.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Two Bit M. - Complete
Fairytales: the Compilation Album by Truelove and Truelove reviews
There are no cliches here, reader! Oh, who am I kidding? Take a little bit of this, a bit of that, bibbity bobbity boo and...
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,620 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 8/7/2005
Ithaca: A BLOCKBUSTER IN THE MAKING? by Truelove and Truelove reviews
If they ever tell my story... Odysseus, you sly old dog! Setting up for your own sequel, with Paris et al!
Troy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 8/6/2005
Troy: the History the Legacy the Parody: Completed by illigitimate luv child reviews
Did you ever wonder if Hector was really a heterosexual?Or if Agamemnon only pretended to hate Achilles to try to hide his true feelings? Well find out in the new exciting Troy parody!
Troy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 17,675 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 4/13/2005
Eccentricities and Rainbows by prettypilipala reviews
All she had ever wanted was someone who believed in eccentricities and rainbows, and in her. LunaSeamus oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Luna L., Seamus F. - Complete
Always by Captain Oz reviews
“Marrying her today would be a lie. A lie about her, a lie about you and a lie about us.” SBRL, RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Best Friends by ohhsnap reviews
Steve&Soda. Someone call the fuzz and get me the hell outta here before I do somethin' crazy.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Steve R., Sodapop C. - Complete
Silly Games And Hormones by Kuu.ish reviews
[OneShot]HaruxKyo. When Tohru's friends come over, they all decide to play an innocent game of Truth or Dare. What exactly will the truth hold? And how innocent is 'innocent? Yaoi
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,784 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
Troy: A Parody by Joanna Grant reviews
A parody of Troy.
Troy - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Complete
Not A Love Story by mackitten reviews
Sirius and Remus decided that seventeen year old boys did not fall in love, and if they did it certainly wasn't with other blokes. [fluff, not angst I promise][SBRL]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Place to Crash by elsiefay reviews
DallyJohnny just cuddling Dally's sick and being quite a bit more vulnerable than usual.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,101 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/4/2005 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Johnny C., Dallas W. - Complete
Of Plotting and Chocolate by Triola reviews
ONESHOT When Sirius Black is plotting, nothing can distract him. Except maybe the appearance of a certain chocolate craving werewolf. SBRL SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Rooftops and Moonlight by Jasmine Starlight reviews
“Feh, you call that a kiss?” Kyo asked halfheartedly after they had broken apart. Haru rolled his eyes and proceeded to show him a real kiss... HaruxKyo
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S.
Look by mistykasumi reviews
Paris watches Hector hungrily. Hector doesn't watch Paris at all.
Homer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Complete
Requiem by mistykasumi reviews
Paris will only ever love Hector.
Homer - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Complete
Speak by August Fai reviews
Blaise and Seamus do with their eyes what other people do with their voices. M!BlaiseSeamus slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Blaise Z., Seamus F.
The Prince, the Pitt, and the Pants by elfchicks reviews
Hector isn't very bright, Paris reveals his true identity, Achilles is nutso, and Troy is being besieged by evil pants of Greece. Sound like a nightmare? It probably is...
Troy - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Complete
Three Nil by FallenShateiel reviews
Slash, It's a RonDraco story... very very angst... Ron is a tadbit understatement insane...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,777 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Feathers and Stars by Duchc reviews
(Bartleby and Loki Slash Pairing) Bartleby lies awake, afraid to dream of blood and feathers... (One-shot)
Dogma - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Complete
Troy: Dodgeball by elfchicks reviews
Apparently, this is what REALLY happened during the Trojan War. Quite ingenious, isn't it?
Troy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Complete
Letters in the Dust by Steelsheen reviews
Romeo and Juliet fic, Mercutio x Benvolio slash, oneshot. Mercutio looked at the ground. He had been tracing Benvolio’s name in the dust, the same letters over and over and over until they stood out...
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Complete
Troy: A Parody by Einmonim reviews
A sucky parody of the Troy movie, in case the title was too subtle. Rated PG-13 for language and innuendo. XP CHAPTER FIVE UP, FOO!
Troy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 2/11/2005
The Letter by Kaiyote reviews
There's a letter on Bobby's desk that he will never open. Slash.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Iceman, Pyro - Complete
Braveheart: Gone Rum by Tom Bombadilo reviews
William W. and Hamish live it up...
Braveheart - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Complete
Delayed Exposure by CloverRock reviews
[MomijixHaru] Let it never be said that Momiji is a hateful boy. There are many things that he dislikes but hate, there are only three. He hates Akito, he hates the cold ... and he hates being alone.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,191 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/20/2005 - Momiji S., Hatsuharu S.
Shades of Grey by Accidental Presidency reviews
Alexander has a problem. A tall, dark-haired, blue-eyed, best-friend-since-childhood problem – more commonly known to the general public as Hephaestion. One-shot. And if slash isn’t your cup of tea, I wonder what you’re doing in this category in the first
Alexander - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Complete
Daddy's Little Conqueror by Zimraphel reviews
The birth of a royal heir is a time of great rejoicing, Macedonian-style baby showers and overblown naming rituals. Note: this story is a parody of mpreg fics, not to be taken seriously.
Alexander - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,903 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/1/2005 - Published: 12/30/2004
Hector's Secret Diary by screamstar reviews
Does exactly what it says on the tin. Like the Achilles one. Only a lot funnier. Honest, if you've not laughed by the end, well you can't have your money back, 'cause I'm penniless. Enjoy... (rated for some naughty language and 'adult themes' :P)
Troy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2005
Keeping Quiet by sunnysfunny reviews
If you’re not quiet...you’ll get caught. BobbyJohn
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Pyro, Iceman - Complete
Achilles' Secret Diary by screamstar reviews
Does exactly what it says on the tin. Very funny, honest, just give it a go. Pwetty pwease R&R? Even read and flame if you will...
Troy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2004
Tristan's Epitaph by LadyBush reviews
The title says it all. A poem for Tristan, knight of Sarmatia, who fell in battle.
King Arthur - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Complete
Moment of Weakness by Dala1 reviews
Every man has a weakness, according to Lieutenant Theodore Groves. (GillettexGroves, Sparrington)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2004
Very Secret Diaries, Master and Commander Style by sisterofchaos reviews
WOOT! The VSD people have returned. This time its Pullings turn
Master and Commander - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,293 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/21/2004 - Published: 6/23/2004
The Shape of His Hands by Nyx Fixx reviews
Harry accidentally sees Remus and Sirius together during a stay at Grimmauld Place. He must try to sort out his confusion as best he can afterward. - OotP, Some adult ideas, suggested slash, no bad language or sex
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,510 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
The Arrangement by Maybe the Moon reviews
Sirius isn't gay. Neither is Remus. They just happen to be sleeping together a lot. Obviously, this contains slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,822 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
A whole bunch of British Guys on a Ship by Huntress16 reviews
Aubrey is a bit too close to the Mids. Maturin doesn't just use those supplies for medical purposes. Pullings is a crazed manic depressant.While Calamy is hooked on caffine and Blakney is obssesed with PotC. My crazed Twinnkiee fed story comes alive.
Master and Commander - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2004
bloodlust by Piscean Papillion reviews
After the events that took place in The Lost Boys, Michael discovers a beautiful blond boy and Sammy discovers his own sex and his own brother. Very visual and poetic in style.
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,674 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Complete
Autumn Leaves by mistykasumi reviews
When Draco Malfoy visited France, he never thought that he would meet anyone like Blaise Zabini. The two men slowly draw each other into a game of seduction that becomes much more than what they had originally bargained for and finally make their way int
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,437 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/15/2004 - Published: 8/31/2003 - Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
Love At First Sharpie by HappiGoLucki616 reviews
COMPLETE! OoTp Spoiler-One potions class Hermione got bored and took out a Sharpie marker! Before you know it Hermione and her red-headed friend are really hyper...in Snape's class...at 10 at night. What. A. Day...ONE SHOT! RHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Do You Believe? by Hairibo reviews
Bloody Mary. Pony had never heard of her until the day TwoBit decided to spread his knowledge of her tale. However, Pony doesn't believe him, and in turn gets sucked into a spiral of events that might just change his mind. OFFICIALLY COMPLETE! By Kiks
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,885 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Ponyboy C., Darry C. - Complete
SFX 4 Drip by Danyella Skyler Silverfire reviews
Will, Norrington and drinks, oh my.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2004 - Complete
The Betrayer by Rainy D reviews
Peter trusts Tom with his life. (drabble) (slash)
Talented Mr Ripley - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2004
Everything Changes by Page of Cups reviews
Once best friends, now mortal enemies. The story of two people finding their way back. DMRW slash. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,805 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/9/2004 - Published: 4/22/2003 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
An Endsville Romance by Mandy of Endsville reviews
Billy and Mandy fall in love and then... Wait, what's going on here?
Grim and Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2003 - Complete
The Sorting Hat Does Kink by Ellipsis Black reviews
The Sorting Hat reveals the truth of the proclivities of the various houses, and it has an example...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Reactions by Holly G reviews
Post-Dogma, Bartleby's POV, he reflects on the past, etc. while watching Loki sleep. Really slight B/L slash. Angst, with some seriously restrained fluff. I tried. First post, so please R/R. PG-13 for language.
Dogma - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2003
The Fifth Year Howlers by Norbert for President reviews
*Chapter 8 now up* Harry Potter deals with his frustration by sending Voldemort a howler. Rated PG for Harry's scary yodelling!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,449 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/11/2003 - Published: 8/30/2002 - Harry P., Voldemort
Gravitation: A Hufflepuff Love Adventure by Shido reviews
Slash Justin/?. What happens when you get a couple of bored Hufflepuffs? Trying to find the right guy for Justin Finch-Fletchley? Read and find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2003
Christmastime by Miss Puppylove reviews
Sirius, Remus, Christmas at Hogwarts, and a convenient couch in the common room. What more could anyone possibly want? (Slash, fluffy)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,347 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Percy Doesn't Like Quidditch by Deborah Peters reviews
Just why does everybody think Percy is gay? Purest parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2003 - Percy W., Oliver W.
Last Season by Akazukin Elle reviews
Bobby is a good boy, even when he's doing bad things. Slash BobbyJohn.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2003 - Iceman, Pyro - Complete
Seamus is Seamus and You are Yourself by Ari Munami reviews
Harry goes through some... er, changes before Sixth Year. Everyone, including Draco Malfoy, sits up and takes notice. DM/HP. Chapter 19: Yes, people... 'TIS THE LAST CHAPTER! How in all seven hells will it end??
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,791 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 1,759 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 4/30/2003 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Guide to Happiness by alfirin kirinki reviews
Challenge for April Fools' Day on SBRL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
All's Fair in Love and War by afrai reviews
Chaucer's after Wat. That's the only explanation. Implied slash.
A Knight's Tale - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Complete
Playmate by Chainlinks reviews
Draco's best friend is a boy who lives in a diary. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Draco M., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Diary of a Sentimental by Qalets reviews
Chaucer/William -missing scenes before the trail at Rouen
A Knight's Tale - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,634 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/16/2003 - Published: 8/21/2002 - Complete
Go Back to Being Friends by mysid reviews
Sirius and Remus's relationship isn't exactly platonic anymore, but they aren't in love. Are they? Slash RLSB with implied sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,643 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/3/2003 - Published: 2/20/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Excuse me, I'm off to snog Benvolio by Frozen Samosas reviews
A Somewhat snarky!Benvolio and a sliiiightly subdued!Mercutio get slashy (Whee! Alliteration!) while trying to find Romeo, who turns out to drunk and sanctimonious. Yay for Christmas in Verona. =p
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2003
Just A Thought by afrai reviews
Elrond has a secret weapon. Set during the Council of Elrond, movie verse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2003 - Elrond - Complete
Sparks by afrai reviews
Pepper's all grown up now. SLASH, WarPepper.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2002 - Complete
A Knightmare by Fyrie reviews
I wanted to experiment with the AKT character voices. This is the result. (Slash implied in a very silly sense)
A Knight's Tale - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/18/2002
Never That Simple by Green2 reviews
'The best laid plans', they're never that simple when they get carried out. SLASH Bartleby/Loki
Dogma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/27/2002
In the Darkness by RainShadow reviews
Sort of a missing scene when Bartleby cuts off Loki's wings. Short, sap, slash, but not heavy. Rated for language. (tsk tsk, Loki)
Dogma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2002
Mortal Advantages by RainShadow reviews
Bartleby and Loki, back in Wisconsin. Will Loki forgive Bartleby? Can he forgive himself? Slash, chicken noodle soup, and fluff ensue!
Dogma - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/13/2002
What the Future Holds by The Grim Wombat reviews
Ever wondered what the future holds for our heroes? (I'll give you a hint... it involves the backwoods south and cannibalism.)c
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2002
Love and Longing in the Common Room by Akira Ichijouji reviews
There's a party in the Common Room! Hormones are raging, plots are afoot, and love is in the air (didn't see that one coming, did you?) First-and-foremost just silly. Slash. Lots of slash. Lots and lots of slash. *COMPLETE!!!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,349 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/26/2002 - Published: 11/21/2001 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Every Night by Chainlinks reviews
Dib wakes up to find an unexpected robot visitor. Slash, crack
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/25/2002 - Dib, Gir - Complete
Love Lies Bleeding by Oenone-Jade reviews
Romeo and Juliet - Benvolio's thoughts during Act III Scene i (slash)
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2002
That Potter Slash by Minerva McTabby reviews
Green Eggs and Ham parody. 'Nuff said. Slash Warning should be redundant, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/3/2002 - Complete
The Best Thing Be Denial by Jana Kay reviews
Learning brings knowledge, knowledge leads to understanding, understanding can lead to denial, sometimes denial leads to truth. The truth is not always what you wish it would be. (WARNING! This story contains **TWINCEST** and both **F/F and M/M SLASH**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/13/2001
Reflection by Marla Singer reviews
Tom's thoughts after the time Meredith spots him on the boat going to Greece
Talented Mr Ripley - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2001 - Published: 4/27/2001 - Complete
One Snowy Day by Akira Ichijouji reviews
This is just a little piece of Kensuke fluff...And by fluff, I mean //fluff//. Dear //god//. This story takes place about 9 or 10 years after 02. YAOI, Kensuke.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2001 - Daisuke M./Davis, Ken I.
Boys' Own Camping Adventure by GrimSlasher reviews
If you're not open minded, read no further... A slash story: After their Hogwarts graduation, the Marauders go camping. Remus and Sirius share a tent. Things happen. A little funny, a little angsty, and a little, er, sexy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,952 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/23/2001 - Published: 9/23/2000
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RWDM Drabbles 100 100s reviews
Just what it says on the tin. All genres I can squeeze into 100 words, all prompted with a random word generator, all RWDM. Now featuring 30/100 of the 100 100s challenge. They continue! Fo' real fo' real, this time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 10,529 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Draco M., Ron W.
Apples and Oranges reviews
Drabble. LexClark. 'Lark', isn't it? Breakup. I don't usually mess with this fandom, but. Happy New Year.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L. - Complete
Protectors of the Plot Continuum: Covenant Dpt reviews
Maybe you've heard of the PPC? They're this firm, see, that monitors fandoms and hires people to go in and fix things. Stray Mary Sues, bad slash, the works. Well, this firm is understaffed. So they've hired Amanita Jackson and KosMos. Let the fun begin!
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,519 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/20/2007
Mirror, Mirror, Off the Wall reviews
Twincest, I'm afraid. Angst as well. Just had to. Major spoilers concerning the twins. If you've not finished Deathly Hollows yet and don't want their fate revealed then you'd best clear off. The rest of you, come on in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
What Are You Looking At? reviews
When Aaron picked that fight with Chase, it sounded to me like this was not Aaron's first encounter with slashy goingson in the locker room. Perhaps he had once walked in on Reid and Tyler...? Slash, language. ReidTyler [obviously]. Enjoy.
Covenant - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Complete
Yet Another Bobby and John Story reviews
I think the pair is cute. If you don't fine. Don't read it. I had this sitting on my computer. Purely moviebased. The Epic [Overdone] Tale Of Pyro and Iceman. Enjoy.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,148 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Pyro, Iceman
Hiccups reviews
Harry wants to go out on a surveillance mission. Problem is, he's been zapped with a Hiccup Hex. Hermione and Ron [mostly Hermione] attempt to cure him. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Day of Silence reviews
Seamus Finnegan is on a mission to try and get as many Hogwarts students and teachers as possible to participate in Day of Silence. Fluff and angst ensues as bias reveals itself across the school. SLASH [duh] and angst, but also some humor and fluff. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Seamus F.
Brother reviews
Cerberus, Maximus' dog, has just caught a rabbit. Maximus is too lost in thought about Commodus' earlier comment to notice. Will Maximus come to a conclusion before Cerberus gets bored and sulks off? Drabbley. Implied CommodusMaximus.
Gladiator - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Complete
MOO 29: Two Little Kittens reviews
Month O' Oneshots 29! Remus has finally got a girlfriend- Nymphadora. Even though it's a pity date, Sirius is NOT pleased that his werewolf his dating his cousin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Invaders of Doom reviews
Hermione is startled to find things in the castle. They snog Slytherins in corridors and, more alarmingly, claim to be her! Dumbledore, ever insane, is of little help. It's up to Hermione to save the castle from these creepy creatures. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
On Origins of Mistletoe reviews
The day Draco starts up rumors that Harry and Ron are dating is also the day that the three boys are partnered up in Herbology to hang enchanted mistletoe. See Ron face elbowing from Hermione, boykissing, and vouyeristic SemiAncient Runes students! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Draco M., Ron W.
Wakey, Wakey reviews
The BoyWhoLived has got to do what the BoyWhoLived has got to do...including get up at 3 am to fight evil. He needs Ron to help out, but Ron is a dangerous person to wake up. Harry braves it anyway, and doesn't find what he expects...[slash][DracoRon]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Stars to Port reviews
Woohoo, first Sparrington I've actually completed! Yay! Songfic, James is extremely irritated that Jack is so sexy and still such a brat to everyone. [heh....]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Complete
Answers reviews
Rambling postwar AU fic, Blaise's POV in prison. No dementors cos I forgot to put 'em in. Implied BlaiseTheodore and onesided BlaiseRon. Yeah, crap story, I know. This plot bunny was gnawing at my ankle until I wrote it, so R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Blaise Z., Theodore N.
Troy: As Seen and Heard by Teenage Writers reviews
Yet another Troy parody, and the title says it all, really. It IS a laugh, by Zeus! Read it and laugh! Don't worry, no time travel aside from glaring anachronisms. SLASH and LANGUAGE. R&R, Read AND Review, you, you, folk! Chapter 8 [and rating] up!
Troy - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,721 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006
Stories About Elves reviews
Based on the second ministory of Stories about Elves in 'Grimm's Fairy Tales.' Our boys get hired to search for a woman taken by rather malicious elves. May or may not have Grimmcest, none as of now.
Brothers Grim - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,123 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006
Catnip reviews
Kitty is hitting on someone she knows she probably shouldn't be. Onesided JeanKitty, mentions of others.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Kitty, Jean G. - Complete
I Sing a Song of the Sorting Hat reviews
Oh, dear. It was inevitable. I had to try it for meself...the Sorting Hat's Song. Yes, another one. Enjoy. Reviews equal happiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Complete
MOO 31: How Will Talking Help? reviews
Month O' Oneshots 31! Final Oneshot! Long, rather odd thing. Fred's POV as he is questioned to see if he is sane enough to stand for trial. Twincest, nothing graphic. Tiny hints of fluff, heaps of confusingness but I like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2006 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
MOO 30: Slight Confusion reviews
Month O' Oneshots 30! 5 minutes past midnight on August 1st! I don't care! Seamus likes Ron, Ron likes Seamus, but Hermione gets there first. Songfic. Can be construed as companion piece to Wings of All Kinds.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Seamus F., Ron W. - Complete
MOO 28: The Trouble with Kids These Days reviews
Month O' Oneshots 28! ViktorCedric! In the library! Slightly sad but a titchy bit of fluff thrown in! No death yet! Yay! Read the thing already!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Cedric D., Viktor K. - Complete
To Think That I Saw Him on Mulberry Street reviews
Songfic. There is a bit of a queer ecounter at The Dingo. Ooh, yes, and Soda gets a new canine friend that likes him very much. Human male OC, doggie. Slight slash.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Two Bit M.
MOO 27: It's Not What You Think! Oh Wait, It Is reviews
Month O' Oneshots 27! You know all those fics where it people hear noises but things are not what they seem? This one is a bit different. Not much, but I hope you'll enjoy it anyway. grin
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
MOO 26: Out of the Closet, Into the Woods reviews
Month O' Oneshots 26! Yes, we all know that after the World Cup Draco and Harry ran into each other. Well, Draco and Seamus also ran into each other a few minutes afterwards. Mild DracoSeamus, will eventually get better. Language. Read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Draco M., Seamus F. - Complete
MOO 25: Poor Peter Pettigrew reviews
Month O' Oneshots 25! The slightly angsty story of poor Pete. Not really heavy on the angst no whining. James is with Lily but seeing Peter on the side. Better than the summary. Songfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Peter P., James P. - Complete
MOO 24: The Letter reviews
Month O' Oneshots 24! Narcissa writes an indignant letter to Lord Voldemort, expressing her irritation at the general state of things.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Narcissa M. - Complete
MOO 23: Wings of All Kinds reviews
Month O' Oneshots 23! Seamus likes Ron. Seamus does NOT like Hermione. Ron doesn't either. Too bad for Seamus, cos Hermione got Ron to date her. Slash! Yay!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Seamus F., Ron W. - Complete
MOO 22: The March of War reviews
Month O' Oneshots 22! Random drabble, really. Voldemort rants, Harry angsts. Nothing new.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
MOO 21: As I Lie Here Wide Awake reviews
Month O' Oneshots 21! Well, here we are. Another I Was TRYING To Write An Amusing Parody And It Got Rather Out Of Hand, Just My Little Joke story. Drarry, [insert cute nicknames] RonHarry, SeamusHarry, BlaiseHarry, then I got bored with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
MOO 20: Something Slipped reviews
Month O' Oneshots 20! Seamus convinces Dean to swim in the lake. Sadly, Dean discovers after a dive that his substitute trunks have fallen off, and Seamus doesn't want to give them back...SLASH! Yay!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
MOO 19: Does YOUR Compass Point North? reviews
Month O' Oneshots 19! Late! Stupid internet. Either RonSeamus or RonDean. Ron is TRYING to write his essay, but certain classmates just are not helpful. Tsk. Slash, Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Ron W., Seamus F. - Complete
MOO 18: Moth Effect? reviews
Month O' Oneshots 18! Despite many technical difficulties, I soldier on! Another BlaiseTheodore, hopefully pretty cute. A little description of Theodore and what happens after Theodore sees Blaise with Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
MOO 17: Broomsticks and Bad Jokes reviews
Month O' Oneshots 17! No pairings in this one, really, just lots and lots and LOTS of Quidditch jokes! Need I say more? Read, laugh, get funny looks from everyone else in the room. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Cho C., Draco M. - Complete
MOO 16: Love Triumphant and a Bit With the Dog reviews
Month O' Oneshots 16! Product of the less savoury and tasteful areas of my mind and a massive amount of bacteria in my system. You've been warned. Badly written parody of parodies and AlbusVoldie, among other stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Albus D., Theodore N. - Complete
MOO 15: Before the Ball reviews
Month O' Oneshots 15! Halfway done, and randomness ensues the day before some Ball. Squids, randomness, cinnamon buns. Plenty of snogging Drarry Dron and BlaiseRon. [Raise...?] Under Drarry cos it'll get more hits. ] Humor. Fluff. Insanity. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
MOO 14: What Did You Think We Meant? reviews
Month O' Oneshots 14! SiriusRemus, Remus is writing an essay so he doesn't get detention over break because of the incident in Potions. Sirius, off scot free, tries to convince him to partake in a repeat of Potions class. Snape eavesdrops. Humor ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Legolas' Life reviews
Young Prince Legolas' biography. AU. Has narratorcharacter interaction, insane amounts of sugar, and Legolas. What more do you want? R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,338 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Legolas
MOO 13: Moonbeams Can Make You Crazy reviews
Month O' Oneshots 13! Up late, very very late, due to troubles beyond my control! Luna's rambling inner monologue about how she likes Seamus but Seamus apparently likes Blaise. Odd, pointless, openended. Slash and het. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Luna L., Seamus F. - Complete
MOO 12: Just Talking reviews
Month O' Oneshots 12! Theodore Nott is..well, rambling. The entire fic. Talking to...someone, I'm not entirely sure who. This is so random and openended. Possible BLaiseTheodore slash if you felt like it. If not, not. Just read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Theodore N., Blaise Z. - Complete
MOO 11: I Do Believe in Fairies! reviews
Month O' Oneshots 11! Found a poem, made up a tune to go along, loved it, wanted Luna to sing it. The rest evolved from there. Admittedly it is a mold blob type of evolve rather than a sheep or chicken type of evolve, but I digress. Slash, possible het.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Luna L. - Complete
The Fangirls Are Coming, the Fangirls Are Coming! reviews
Meh. Fangirls. They're a problem in every fandom...well our boys Soda and Steve are in for a surprise. Until recently, their fandom had been too titchy to attract the more dangerous kind of fics. Special appearance by Haldir and his antifangirl squadron!
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Sodapop C., Steve R.
MOO 10: People in Places reviews
Month O' Oneshots 10! Just a little thing about the male Slytherin crew and their spots in it, so on and so forth. Better than the summary, I swear on...on...Twinkley Eyes...? Or does this discourage you even more? Ah well, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Theodore N. - Complete
MOO 9: Don't Worry It's Just a Game reviews
Mont O' Oneshots 9! Poemy type thing. The other kind of faerie tales. Blanked out on HP, so here you are.
Brothers Grim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
MOO 8: Plots and BoySnogging reviews
Month O' Oneshots 8! More random drivel. Please read. It should be funny, I hope...........
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Seamus and the Salvation Army reviews
Seamus is bored and drags Dean, Neville, Harry, Ron, Fred, and George to the Salvo to go shopping. But will Voldemort thwart their plans...? Includes obese geckos, shoe throwing, and general randomness. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,480 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/8/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Seamus F.
MOO 7: Wand Jokes and Blackmail reviews
Month O' Oneshots 7! Was out watching PotC2, so I had no time to vcome up with something original and funny. Here it is, making fun of stuff to be funny. I'm terribly sorry but I'm tired. Meh.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Esmeralda Weatherwax and the Sorcerer's School reviews
DiscworldHogwarts crossover. Granny helps Remus, who takes her to Hogwarts where she is all set up for a job teaching Headology. Er, Defence Against the Dark Arts. [on hiatus]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2006
MOO 6: Hansel and Hansel? reviews
Month O' Oneshots 6! When Blaise and Seamus get lost in the woods, what happens when their story starts to seem suspiciously like the German tale of two kiddies lost in the woods? And what if the witch isn't nearly as bad as she seems? BlaiseSeamus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Blaise Z., Seamus F. - Complete
MOO 5: Picture Perfect reviews
Month O' Oneshots 5! Theodore watches the sunrise every morning, without fail. When pneumonia and a meddling mediwitch interfere, what's Theodore to do? BlaiseTheodore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Theodore N., Blaise Z. - Complete
MOO 4: In the Cards reviews
Month O' Oneshots 4! The Marauders decide which cards they would be if they were cards, Sirius tells fortunes with an ordinary deck, some SiriusRemus. My humble apologies.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
MOO 3: She Watches, He Sees reviews
Month O' Oneshots 3! Sadly was one minute late posting. Curses! Here we have onsesided TheoHermione [guess which side?] and BlaiseTheodore. They've been watching Theodore and decide to go after him on the same morning. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Theodore N., Blaise Z. - Complete
MOO 2: Coming Out reviews
Month O' Oneshots 2! At 11:58pm! Everyone at Hogwarts is gay. We all know this. How do they all figure it out...? R&R. Slash, whoever you want it to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Complete
MOO 1: Straightfroward reviews
Month O' Oneshots 1! [MOO...?] I'm jumping on the bandwagon, so here we go! DracoHarry: Harry [and Draco] deny their attraction so friends take matters into their own hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
When reviews
The Marauders talk about dying, being old, and lots of random stuff. Light, mild slash. Much better than this summary, I assure you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Remus L., Peter P. - Complete
It's Late reviews
It's late, it's hot out, Blaise talks to himself. A lot. Slashy goodness will eventually make its way in once I get the second chapter up... R&R, tis wierd but good. [hiatus]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Blaise Z.
HalfMast reviews
Blaise is depressed and talks about his infatuation with Seamus, who's turned out to be straight. Sorry. It's 1 am, what do you want from me? SLASH! DEPRESSION! CHARACTER DEATH! R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Blaise Z., Seamus F. - Complete
Immortal reviews
Thoughts on being immortal. R&R.
Tuck Everlasting - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Complete
Twisted Little World reviews
Fangirls. You've heard of them. Maybe you even are one. Feared by all, they are mentioned in fics across the fandoms. But now you have a chance to look inside their world. Diary of fangirl in Middle Earth. R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Legolas, Peregrin T.
Pirates of the Ring: Far Side of the World reviews
LotRPotCMaC crossover. Put it in LotR because it takes place in Middle Earth. Much halariosity and so on and so forth. Give it a try. SLASH. R&R, people!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,069 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/19/2006
All Shall Fade
Angsty story about girl from Rohan. VIOLENCE. Littleno interaction with main LotR characters intended. Just trying my hand at writing my own character. R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,233 - Published: 4/19/2006
sanity reviews
poemfic I wrote after watching Donnie Darko for the tenth time. R&R.
Donnie Darko - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
Five Hundred Word Fluff reviews
Seamus gets nightmares. Whilst sleepwalking. Upon waking, he hurries through the big scary castle to someone's bed...SLASH! Title should be selfexplanatory. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Seamus F., Blaise Z. - Complete
Mama Says reviews
I was up one night reading Drarry. Hated the abused Draco coming over to Side of Light stereotype. This is my response, written at 3 am. If you tilt your head and squint it might be either het or slash. Your choice. May or may not be oneshot. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Draco M.
built from fragments reviews
Cedric's rambling POV, just his thoughts during GoF. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Cedric D.
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