Evil Hunter
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Joined 08-25-01, id: 102885
Author has written 5 stories for Memento, Fushigi Yuugi, Minesweeper, and Harry Potter.
It is I, the great, the powerful, the wonderous-- ok, well, maybe not *that* great... or powerful... or wonderous... --* BAH! The name's Evil Hunter, writer of dark, angsty or just plain stupid/weird fanfics from any category I can get my hands on. *grin* Fear me. Hate me. Love me. It's up to you.

Also writes: Just plain weird junk. Call me a freak if you want. It'd be true. ^^;
Likes: NOTHING! ... no, wait, that's not true. I like lots of things. Miboshi for one. Myouga for another. And poutine. That's cheese and gravy over fries. It's good. Detremental to one's health, but good.
Really likes: Anime, books, movies, cartoons (I'm still a kid at heart!), poetry, writing, the computer. And my hat. It is black. A black hat. Yay. Moving along...
Dislikes: Lots'a stuff.
Strongly dislikes: Teletubies, Barney and friends, sap, teenyboppers... you get the idea.
Is prone too: Babble. Rant. Run around saying the sky is falling. Laugh at things that aren't funny. Talk too much about nothing. Poke unsuspecting people. Live life to it's emptiest. Smile and nod. Run around saying the end is coming. Do nothing. Attack random persons with my fingers. Turn my mouth up in a banana shape and make an up and down gesture with my head. Make fun of the unlaughable. Run around with my English paper saying life is worthless. (My English paper is on what killed Juliet (from Romeo and Juliet), by the way.) Repeat myself. Repeat myself. Repeat myself. *grin*
Thoughts as of 8-31-02, 7:30, SJT: My feet are cold. My computer is located in my basement, and hence, my feet tend to be cold. Sometimes I wonder why I don't just wear slippers, but then I put them on, and I understand. In a week school begins. I don't like school, but I don't particularly not like school, either. I write poetry. My poetry tends to be completely odd, sometimes only partially odd. It seems that I am only able to write dark, angsty prose, or odd, funny lists, but poetry is a mixture of whatever. I enjoy writing it, though my friends don' seem to understand. I watch anime and read manga. My favourite anime tend to be shojo, but I do love Love Hina, Gundam Wing, and other lesser-known shonen anime. I beta-read a story called Through the Northland Snows, by an author pen-named Singing Nightingale. I enjoy that, too. My favourite colour is red, except when placed on kitchen counter tops. My hat is black. My eyes are blue, but at this very moment, they look gray, and earlier today, my mom said they were green. I tend to write things more in first person than anything else, and most of my favourite stories are written in first person. I currently sport a mullet, also known as Hockey Hair, also known as, 'Ew, get rid of it, get rid of it.' I plan on having it removed when I cut my hair for school. I sketch, mostly cartoons of people in hats. I love my black hat. Would you like to see my black hat? It is, indeed, a very nice hat. And those were my thoughts. (Time: 8:10, SJT)

Current/Old Obsession: Turtles. Anything slow with a shell that isn't a snail, I love. I just bought a rubber turtle, like a rubber duck, only it isn't a duck, it's a turtle, and it's name is Squirt, because that's what was written on the side, above a redish purple swirl. I have many, many turtle related things laying around my house, mostly things having to do with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (turles in a half-shell! Turtle Power!). I must compile them all someday and put up a Current Turtle Count poll or something. I would like that.

There are loopholes. There are always loopholes. You can't get rid of loopholes, because if you patch up one, Loop will just ram his fist into the Rulebook and make a new one.

Thank you for reading my bio. Have a nice day, or, at least, a semi-nice day.

I'm funnier than I look! And I look really funny!

Batman: What weights six ounces, sits in a tree and is very dangerous?
Robin: A sparrow with a machine-gun?
Batman: Exactly Robin! To the Batmobile!
--From Batman: The Movie (the original sixties one, with Adam West and Burt Ward)

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Passions Run by Mezzo-chan reviews
He’d been running for too long. He’d gotten stupid. VictorxMolly, futurefic
Runaways - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Complete
Adaptation by BillA1 reviews
Synopsis: After “Wild Cards,” Shayera has a small problem.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Complete
School Daze by Clara reviews
Kagome is forced to join her brother's school by her grandfather when her family notices the beatings he apparently goes through. There's only one problem. Souta goes to an allboy school.. InuyashaKagome, AU DISCONTINUED.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,430 - Reviews: 2251 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 1/17/2002
Rebirth and Regain by Kaze-chan reviews
I LIVE! Chapter 27! Take one college student. Make it his first day of school (he's got an early class to boot). Break his alarm clock. Then call him really strange names. Can anyone blame him for being a little freaked out?
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,371 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/19/2003 - Published: 1/9/2002
JIA Case Files : Street of Tokyo by Istoria reviews
*COMPLETE 7/17* A/U Modern Day Tokyo. A cop and a yakuza. An informant and a detective. A street thug and a doctor. A threat against Tokyo. Can these six people find a way to stop a yakuza takeover? Or will they just be the next victims?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,157 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/16/2002 - Published: 6/4/2002 - Complete
The Thousand Cranes by Bottou-chan reviews
Flame of Recca- Misora thinks about Saicho as she folds his thousand cranes for the Tournament.
Flame of Recca - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2000
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Quidditch Pitch reviews
A filk about the noble sport of warlocks, to the tune of ABBA's Dancing Queen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Complete
Look Beyond reviews
Ron has work to do, but there's something that won't let him... Fake!Drama.
Minesweeper - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Complete
Suboshi Pie reviews
[FILK] It's the story of Suboshi... to the tune of Don McLean's American Pie! All eight minutes and thirty seconds of it! And it RHYMES! Go Evil Hunter! Go-- um, sorry. I'm just trying to fill space. It’s pretty empty here…
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/22/2003 - Suboshi
Seiryuu's Haunted House of Horrors reviews
What would it be like if the Seiryuu made a haunted house? Just how scary would it be? A fic cooked up for Halloween, but posted late. Happy much-belated Halloween. Ciao!
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,274 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/1/2002
Blood and Ink reviews
Leonard 'wakes up' to find himself covered in blood and ink... and the dead guy next to him is John G. ... Raiting for language and some violence. Rr, ifn' ya please.
Memento - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2002