Author has written 14 stories for NCIS, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, True Blood, Suits, and Captain America.
Name: Just call me Rae
Me and My Friends
Before astronomy class started.
Kristi: (Shaking her head as I offer her a powdered doughnut) No, I hate those things. I always started to choke when I eat one.
Me and Kaylee: What!?
Kristi: The powder always clings to the the back of my throat when I breathe in and then I start coughing.
Me: Your supposed to chew and swallow. Not chew, breathe (sucked in air) and then swallow.
Kaylee: You have a very strange way of eating.
Kristi: (in a whining voice) Shut up.
Aubree: (Talking about a food she tried) …And I was like I have to get me some of that. I’m telling you man it was really good.
Me: (snickering) Did you really just say get me some of that? We’re in honors English.
Learning how to take a person’s blood pressure in class.
Me: Jon, I can’t find your pulse. You’re dead.
Julio: Mrs. N, we can’t find Jon’s heart beat.
Mrs. N: Jon doesn’t have a heart.
Discussion on who’s smarter: Men or Women
Katie: That’s because women are smarter than men. We top guys in academics
Lance: That’s not true.
Katie: Oh hell yeah it is.
Lance: Then tell me who’s on top during sex?
Ana: What does that have to do with who’s smarter?
Mrs. N explaining how to kill someone and get away with it.
Sierra: You know you’re the second teacher today that has explained to us how to kill someone and get away with it. (class snickering)
Mrs. N: Who was the other teacher?
Kermy: Mrs. P
(Class full out laughing now)
Correcting Jon’s lab report
Me: Jon, what’s a peach tree dish?
Jon: You know that little round dish we had to put the potassium permanganate in.
Me:(full out laughing) You mean a Petri dish.
Helping Sara study
Me: Ok, the agreement between Italy and Germany was called?
Sara: The Berlin axis agreement?
Me: No, the Berlin… blank… compromise.
Me: What’s the most popular city in Italy?
Sara: Oh! The Berlin-Paris compromise, Me: (Stare) Did you really-, Sara: oh wait no! I meant Rome!
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