Neophyte Ronin
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Joined 04-17-06, id: 1030131, Profile Updated: 02-01-10
Author has written 7 stories for Final Fantasy VIII, Final Fantasy X-overs, Castlevania, and Final Fantasy VII.

Vital Stats:

Name: "Neophyte Ronin" Christopher D. Thibeault
D.O.B.: June 2nd, 1982; Height: 6' 3"; Weight: 209 lbs.
Location: Upton, MA, USA
Skills: Authoring, Drawing, minor Flash experience,
Status: Why do you care?
Affiliations: www.newgrounds.com, www.deviantart.com, http://www.genesisawards.net/forum
Allies: Marilena, who co-founded the Reeve/Yuffie pairing. Cracktastic.
Whereabouts: Killed in Action

Tactics Twin:
Hiatus; tinge of self-plant. Crosses various Nomura-centric Final Fantasy games and satirizes the human condition.

Kadaj Axed the Beanstalk:
I don't know where I came up with that.

Technique:
#1: Employ extensive music database to inspire/outline stories
#2: ??
#3: PROFIT

In retrospect, my technique confirms I have obsessive-compulsive personality disorder.

I found out keptomaniac0, the gal behind "Put Your Lights On", is a fan of Exile/Avernum. At least some people have caught on about www.spidweb.com around here.

Oh, and it goes without saying: it was two years since I last updated my profile.

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My Disjointed Life by Pendrum reviews
Cloud Strife is just a typical first year university student trying to make it on his own. Throw in two attractive female students, crazy demanding professors, psychotic classmates, along with other challenges and you've got yourself a story.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,818 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 12/28/2005
The Greatest Story Ever Told: A Sephiroth Fanfic by Pendrum reviews
A collection of short tales narrated by everyone’s favorite silver haired lunatic.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,067 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 9/24/2006
Put Your Lights On by klepto-maniac0 reviews
AU. Sephiroth has a child who's just as weird as he deserves. Chapter 111 is posted! The end approaches. Cloud creeps home.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 124 - Words: 312,190 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Sephiroth
Dear Joker by 4ofCups reviews
What happens when Ledger's Joker decides to take a hiatus from crime, dabble in journalism and dispense his opinions to the faithful readers of Gotham's premier advice column? He's got his own ideas about tact, social graces and virtue: they're overrated.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 33,813 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Joker
Last Straw by WTFWonder reviews
The Scarecrow is tired of trivialization. He lets the public know using the proper supervillain etiquette.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,892 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/27/2010 - J. Crane - Complete
Mercenaries by Pied Flycatcher reviews
When Cloud Strife is taken to Galbadia, he is forced into a job he swore never to do again. His mission? To assassinate Sorceress Rinoa. Squall won't be pleased about that... Complete!
Crossover - Final Fantasy VIII & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,519 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 8/7/2006 - [Rinoa H., Squall L.] [Cloud S., Tifa L.] - Complete
Un rêve en rouge et noir OR Dancing in the Rain by Mengde reviews
..."I hate Edge City when it rains. It smells like rust and sewage and shattered lives..." A storm is brewing in Edge, and Vincent's vanished. Yuffie hires a private eye to find the missing gunman, but the detective is in for much more than he bargained.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,729 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
The Gunblade Saga: Reload by Peptuck reviews
As two blades collide and two bitter foes brand one another, the pieces of Fate's game begin to move once more, in an indepth retelling of the events of Final Fantasy VIII. A complete rewrite of the original Gunblade Saga.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,854 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 10/4/2006
Blood Wars by Horky reviews
No one was prepared for it, everything that was going to happen. No one could've been. M for Chpt. 17. Everything else is safe
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,870 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Cloud S., Tifa L.
Creme Soda Special by Sulcal reviews
[Post DoC, no spoilers] Understanding love has never really been so complicated. Yuffie just has to learn the hard way. [Implied Yuffentine drabble]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
The First Movement: Jitterbug by AlyssaFish reviews
Raijin wants Fujin and Seifer to dance.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Fujin, Seifer A. - Complete
Hotel Midgar by Starherd reviews
Love is in the air when a Very Special Wedding is held at the Hotel Midgar! Either that or something got into the air ducts again. Alternate Universe of Drudgery and Happier Endings. LozTifa, many background pairings
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,032 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Loz, Tifa L. - Complete
A Finely Tuned Piece by Sephulbadis reviews
Cloud's motorcycle and a nameless ShinRa chopper meet in the middle of nowhere as their respective pilots also meet in the middle of nowhere. Can a sturdy hardriding machine meet the erotic demands of an anonymous, exquisitely engineered stranger? Oh yes.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Cloud S., Tseng - Complete
A Fine Line by Pen Against Sword reviews
When Yuffie Kisaragi dies, Vincent Valentine vows to retrieve her from the lifestream. Even if it means losing everything in the process. Winner of best completed fic on Genesis Awards.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,497 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/8/2007 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Vincent V., Yuffie K. - Complete
Ghosts by irishais reviews
He does it to keep the ghosts at bay. IrvineEllone, pregame.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Irvine K., Ellone - Complete
Baby, It's Cold Outside by Cheloya reviews
Vincent teaches Cid to look after his possessions. Cid x Shera.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Little Black Book by Ibuprofenne reviews
Reno leaves his 'private' little diary in the break room. COMPLETED! MOOHAHA! I'M BACK!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 11,142 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Ronin by Peptuck reviews
In the gritty underworld, a fallen knight struggles to survive, putting his talents to work among the bosses of organized crime. But as he carves his own place in the darkness, he is assaulted by his past, his own regrets, and more mysterious forces....
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,295 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/30/2006 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Seifer A., Fujin - Complete
She's A Jar by Some Mad Person reviews
Prequel to A Divorce, but written 3 years after it. Further proof as to why Reno and Yuffie make quite possibly the most dysfunctional couple ever. Some days even a Turk is afraid of living.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Reno, Yuffie K. - Complete
Tin Soldiers by CheckeredSneakers reviews
They line us up, and we're all the same. [Complete]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Complete
Aviator: A Historical Context by Verdot reviews
Cid Highwind's story before the game. Ever wonder how he almost was Shinra's first man in space? Features Shera and Palmer. Yes, Palmer.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Cid H., Palmer - Complete
Like Paper for Wings by mellish reviews
She wants, and wishes, but the woman stays a shapeless mist of her memories. Yuffie and the mother she has not stopped missing. Oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Yuffie K. - Complete
Thoughts of an Ice Spirit by Pied Flycatcher reviews
Have you ever wondered what summoned characters really think of their masters? Here's your chance to find out! Oneshot.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VIII & Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Shiva - Complete
Compromise by white lotus reviews
Tseng, and the mission that was doomed to failure from the very start.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Tseng, Aerith G. - Complete
Mechanical Resonance by Sephulbadis reviews
The triplets want the Highwind. Only Cid knows how to fly her. It's not going to go smoothly.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,121 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Cid H., Yazoo - Complete
Fun with Alchemy by Graceful Pledge reviews
A Lament of Innocence fanfic. What happens when Joachim gets his hands on a book of alchemy, will he create chaos and will this give him the edge to defeat Walter. Find out how Joachim, Walter, and even Leon get all entangled in this mess.
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
First Impressions by white lotus reviews
Vincent, meet Marlene.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Vincent V., Marlene W. - Complete
Drought by Pendrum reviews
While wandering the desert, Cloud and Vincent battle hydration... along with their sanity. Not your typical ONESHOT.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Complete
Home by Lirillith reviews
Out of place in Midgar from the start, unable to return home, Tifa tries to find a place where she belongs and a chance to start over.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Tifa L., Barret W. - Complete
The Temp by TheDonutMistress reviews
Formerly Making the Best of a Bad Situation. Reno has to fill in as Rufus's secretary for a day. Drinking, plotting, silliness, kleptomania, etc. Renocentric, with cameos from the rest of the Turks. Rufus lovers beware. Reviews are love.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,237 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/22/2005 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Reno - Complete
Remains of You : Castoffs by Luc Court reviews
Spoilers for FF8, the last in the RoY chain. Those who don't stand in the spotlight might have a very different view of the truth. Yuri implications.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,480 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Xu, Quistis T. - Complete
Royally Screwed by My God Can Beat Up Your God reviews
FFX2FFVIII Crossover. Gippal stumbles across Fujin, who precedes to take over the Machine Faction right under his nose. IDIOT.
Crossover - Final Fantasy X-2 & Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Fujin, Gippal - Complete
Gimmie you Jerk by drakonlily reviews
It's an Aeris Sephiroth story, but don't expect much mush here. An older fic of mine, something fun and quick to read for the busy season. [Complete]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Complete
Stealing Our Thunder by Evil Mina reviews
Agrias and Meliadoul are fed up with Orlandu's cheapness, and with the fact that he's ripped off all of their abilities. So to make sure that they don't get booted out of the party, they confront the Thundergod alone for a...friendly conversation.
Final Fantasy: Tactics - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Complete
Castlevania: The not so dark castle? by Forte the Dragon reviews
What happens when Dracula fails to be revived after a 100 years? His will goes into effect, and guess who inherits the castle.....
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,367 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 1/8/2004 - Published: 10/25/2002 - Complete
If only... by Ramza Lionheart Disappearing reviews
Basically, a prolonged version of the discussion between Nathan and Camilla from Circle of the Moon. Read and Review please.
Castlevania - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2002
Ode On a Cardboard Box by Sephulbadis reviews
Box-related humor at its most self-indulgent. If Snake got drunk and decided to write a love poem, I figure this would be it. No offense to S&O shounen-ai fans, of course, but this ain't.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/22/2002 - Published: 3/21/2002
The Haunted Swimming Pool by RobertDogwood reviews
The title speaks for itself. Rated R for nudity - Humor - Please read and review.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/16/2002
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Blind Ones' Pursuit
Tribute to DooM. Pre-Game FFVIII world. Explicit and harsh biopic of Ellone Loire's champions, the enigmatic White SeeDs. Esthar contracts Garden to rescue a berserk research facility. Yes the conflict centers on Ellone and Laguna, trust me. Rated M
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Ellone, Laguna L.
End Transmission
If I was in this situation, I'd ask for a refund on my PHS calling card minutes... Rated M for excessively foul language, violence, even sadism. So you know, Joker is that dude who sells stuff in the Training Center and Xu is Heart in the Card Game Group.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Xu - Complete
Alpha reviews
After Deepground's defeat, Reno fights the Silver-Haired Men once again, but nothing is as it seems. As he swims against a boiling riptide, he must confront a desperate chain of command, an undying phantom, and decipher his own recurring nightmares...
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,494 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Reno
Kadaj Axed the Beanstalk reviews
It's almost bedtime in the lifestream and Aerith has to keep those lovable remnant scamps under control. While she does that, she might as well drop a life lesson or three! Inspired by a Challenge at the Genesis Award BBS...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,866 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Aerith G., Kadaj - Complete
Castlevania 2095 reviews
Dancing through various titles this one proves that some battles never stop but that all good things must come to an end. Starring Simon Belmont and an ensemble cast including disenfranchised hoodlum pair Slogra and Gaibon, action, drama, even romance...
Castlevania - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2007
Fables of Yondalla reviews
Alazlam found a heroic epic mentioning the noble Beoulve that spans many worlds to describe the feats of supernatural outsiders. A work of fiction, or did something greater play out in these pages?
Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/31/2007
Shadowed Hearts TANKA CUT reviews
As as serial murderer preys upon students and young women, Instructor Quistis Trepe volunteers to investigate... and the clock ticks faster than her whip keeps up with. An old fic by Simply Crisis receives a facelift through Tanka poetry. RATED M
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Quistis T. - Complete