BethTX
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Joined 04-17-06, id: 1030236
Author has written 11 stories for Outsiders, and House, M.D..

Good afternoon and welcome to my profile. If you're reading this, you need a life, but probably not as badly as I do.

NAME: Beth

AGE: 34

FANDOM: House MD

LIKES: House/Wilson, House/Chase, Chase/Wilson, House/Wilson/Chase

DISLIKES: Cameron or Cuddy, het, girly men, original characters, writers who don't clearly list the pairings so I accidentally stumble over something gross, MARY SUE, the aliens who stole the real series writers and replaced them with brain-dead soap opera hacks.

Feel like a chat? Email me at thebiggiantshaft@aol.com. I'm always up for some debate or discussion.

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A Christmas Surprise by KylaRyan reviews
House gets sick with the flu. Chase gets morning sickness. Foreman starts singing carols. Cameron grows a beard. Okay, that's what doesn't happen. Read the story to find out what does happen! Mpreg, Near death experiences. Ch3 lengthened! Abandoned.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/1/2007 - Published: 12/24/2006
Don't Mention the Z Word by DIY Sheep reviews
House of the Dead: Now with updates from Greg House's new book: Your Zombie and You.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 10/31/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Patterns by Double Dog reviews
House is troubled by strange dreams of Wilson's death. Where are they coming from, and why?
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
How Steve Became an Addict by HousePiglet reviews
Patterns are repeating themselves in weird ways over at House's apartment. Will Steve survive the experience? HouseWilson friendship and humor. No spoilers. Two swear words.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Impact by Miiko Ashida reviews
Wilson and House struggle to confront their changing relationship, Wilson's sudden, unidentified illness, and the fact that lies don't always work the way you want them to.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/23/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson
No Mere Mortal, He by slipstream reviews
On the first day of your internship at PrincetonPlainsboro you hear five different conversations about Dr. House. Gen, hints of HW
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Somewhere Between the Heavens and the Earth by prosopopeya reviews
HW. They're down to first names and this is less about the heat than about how they fit together. They speak in codes because being direct is overrated, so when he comes in the door and House asks what's for dinner, there's a hello there somewhere.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Fire In The Belly by Xandiwasmahomei reviews
Children are a natural part of life, but for some, they're just unexpected. Don't want to give too much away now...
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,670 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/18/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006 - R. Chase - Complete
An Act of Contrition by vanillafluffy reviews
Spoilers for Babies and Bathwater, season one. After Vogler's departure, House intends to humiliate Chase for his betrayal. The punishment he inflicts doesn't have the effect he intended, although he enjoys the results.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2006 - R. Chase, G. House - Complete
The Devil, You Say by KidsNurse reviews
BOOK ONE The psychology behind the HouseWilsonCuddy bond, as well as some attempt to make reason out of the events leading up to, but not including, No Reason. COMPLETE 06.28.06
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 39,444 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Tears by evila-elf reviews
Wilson is upset and House tries to comfort him. HW friendship. Can be slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by Naja Melanoleuca reviews
How far will House push Chase to make him pay for his betrayal? A round about story explaining how the two forgave each other. Rated for language
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 66,317 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/19/2005 - Published: 9/2/2005
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How House Learned to Relax and Love the Bomb reviews
Just your typical cliched postnuclear holocaust HouseWilson first time slash humorfic. Nothing unusual here. Been done to death.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,331 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 11/22/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson
My One True Friend reviews
How House and Wilson might have reconciled after rehab. Totally AU. Humor, drama, and a little sap mixed in for good measure. HW friendship.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,140 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/27/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Attack of the Fifty Foot Mary Sues reviews
Coming to a fanfic near you: They're impossibly beautiful. They're impossibly brilliant. They save patients. They teach House that life is worth living. They are THE MARY SUES! You can run, but you can't hide.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Rehab Confab reviews
You can lead a House to rehab, but you can't make him shrink. My take on how House came, saw, and conquered his rehab facility.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2006 - G. House - Complete
The Other Door reviews
Following the events of WAM and FJ, Wilson is abandoned and Chase is there to pick up the pieces. WC.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,571 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 11/28/2006 - R. Chase, J. Wilson
A Question of Need reviews
Who's to say what pain is and who deserves relief? PLEASE HEED WARNINGS!
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Babysitter's Blues reviews
Wilson is babysitting and House is just plain acting like a baby. HouseWilson.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/15/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The Because Series reviews
A few short vignettes because sometimes...just because. Some humor, some angst. HouseWilson, but nothing explicit.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,108 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 10/3/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson
Dear Diary reviews
Someone's having naughty dreams about House and Wilson. HouseWilson preslash.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,397 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Manly Love reviews
House declares his love for Wilson like a man should: over beer and pizza.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/26/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
I Never Told No One reviews
What really happened the night Johnny got jumped. I always found it strange that Johnny would be so terrified of what seems like just another in a series of beatings. Did something else happen that night?Honest feedback welcome. Flames cheerfully stuffed
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Johnny C. - Complete
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