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Joined 04-17-06, id: 1030435, Profile Updated: 01-24-12
Author has written 25 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, and Naruto.

Name: Amanda

Age: 24

Location: Wisconsin

Sex: female

Asparitions: To open my own new age spa and dabble in a bit of ghost hunting/folklore research. I'm a pervert and a nerd at heart.

About me: I tend to pick one character on a show that I really like and whore them out to everyone. I don't know why, shit just happens. I enjoy being lazy, not getting stuff done, thinking of stories I'm too lazy to update/write, and playing with my ungreatful ferrets. I enjoy shota, but I loathe real children. Nasty little vermin.

Likes: yaoi, anime, reading, writing, gay porn, shota, blond-ukes, ferrets.

Dislikes: heat, bugs, summer, children, pedophiles (and yet i like shota... go figure), country music, and the color pink.

Warnings: Madds-sama is prone to writing explicit and not so explicit male/male sex scenes. if this makes you squirmy, don't read. If it makes you sick, don't read. It it makes you all giggly inside, feel free to read. : )

Other Possible Warnings for fics: Cannibalism, Incest, Rape, Minor Relationships, Shota, Pedophilia, Mind Fucking, Possible Beastiality if it involves Kyuubi-sama. Lemons, Limes, Violence, OOC-ness.

Disclaimer: I do not, nor will I ever, own any of the characters presented in the following stories (unless stated otherwise).

A side note about my Naruto stories: Yeah, so, do to my rage at the series at the moment, I probably won't be updating them anytime soon, so concider them on permanent hiatus.

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Stalking Allen Walker by SwingTree85 reviews
Sequel to "Stalking Lavi Bookman." The boys have finally gotten together, but not everyone is happy about it. Admirers of Lavi and Allen alike are determined to put an end to their relationship. Lavi and Allen, for their part, aren't terribly concerned
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,853 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Allen Walker, Lavi
Stalking Lavi Bookman by SwingTree85 reviews
Lavi Bookman has many admirers at Black Order University that watch him from afar. Of course, "afar" in this case refers to the bushes in Allen Walker's front yard. How will Allen deal with a neighbor who seems bent on making his life miserable? Laven
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 88,797 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
Nowhere Near Transylvania by SwingTree85 reviews
Late one night, Lavi sneaks into Allen's bedroom in order to fulfill the requirements of becoming a full-fledged vampire. Allen is not impressed. Things go about as well as you'd expect. AU Crack. Laven.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
Role Play by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Being in secretly love with your best friend is a heck of a lot more stressful than you can possibly imagine. Eventually, you just have to take matters into your own hands. For sanity's sake. NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,026 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Stereotype? No, Thank You by squishtheorange reviews
Naruto: Emo? Punk? Japanese Freak? He's got trouble finding himself. Doesn't help when his heart starts beating for his gay best friend. High School. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,900 - Reviews: 1629 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Camis are Not Only For Girls by I am the Cake Fairy reviews
Orientations will be questioned, camis will be worn by a different gender, and gallons upon gallons of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream will be consumed. SasuNaruSasu complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,798 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
First Comes Love by Ma Chat reviews
One touch. One gentle brush of the lips. That's all it took to drive Sasuke to the brink of insanity. [SasuNaru, AU] Too bad it was his foster child making him feel this way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,326 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Clockwork by honeysyrup reviews
One night Naruto, an apprentice clock smith, is visited by a mysterious stranger who leaves him with a bizarre gift. A mechanical doll with strikingly realistic features. sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,182 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Run and Hide by Suna.Tenma reviews
The lands of the Shinobi have made it illegal for children under 18 to use Ninja abilities, including jinchuuriki. So how will Gaara get by, forced to hide his deadly secret? And what will happen when he discovers there's someone just like him? GaaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,828 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Pet by cutiechibi reviews
UPDATE! This story is discontinued because it's in the process of becoming a published, original novel! Please check the tumblr link on my profile for more details!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,180 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Next Door by Kaoru Gal reviews
Hang out with the screwed up, become screwed over yourself. Literally. EnvyxEd AU yaoi language
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,111 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Edward E., Envy
1923 by Koinu-chan reviews
Set in American 1920s. Because of the latest fashion trend, Naruto gets mistaken for a girl a lot. His job as a waiter promises endless harassment and he is ready to maim all the men with salad forks, well, except for one...[SasuNaru, BL]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,432 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
No Kisses by Crystal Dragoness reviews
Naruto has just transferred to a new school and is out of money. In desperate need of a job, he takes the first one offered to him. What if that job happens to be an internet porn company? What if he's paired up with one, Uchiha Sasuke? Au, Highschool Fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,907 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Tenchi by Mistress-Starfire reviews
YAOI SASUNARU Naruto is an Angel trainee that failed his assignments 3 times. His last assignment is to make traumatized Uchiha Sasuke Happy. He has one year to do so. Sasuke not only is happier, he falls in love. How will he react that Naruto will leave?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,661 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
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Hero Worship reviews
DONE***That's the thing about Roles, they're often reversed. heroes become monsters, and devils are really heroes. Too bad everyone realizes this but Naruto. implied Limes, onesided MinaNaru, KyuuNaru, MinaKyuu, MinaMada, sasunaru, others. Evil!Yondy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,636 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Tainted Love reviews
Itachi was many things. Cold, vile, perhaps even evil. Naruto was none of those things. However, he was pure, which was something Itachi never was. For a moment in time, Itachi let himself devour innocence. Itanaru, non-explicit N/C
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Stained reviews
He was born to repent for his parents mistakes by living them out: Lust, sex, and sodomy were his life. However, when his master is 'killed' changes must be made to adapt to a new life... and new masters. Oronaru, itanaru, aranaru, yaoi, lemons, incest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,586 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Bump Goes the BoogieMan reviews
Everyone always laughed at Naruto for his fear of ghosts… but if they had seen what he had seen… been through what he had been through… they wouldn’t laugh. Onesided PedoPerv!KyuuNaru Rated for themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
What You Don't Know reviews
Everyone has their own little secrets but, some of them just aren’t meant to be out in the open. It’s as they say, after all. What you don’t know won’t hurt you. SasuNaru, onesided ItaSasu and Itanaru, kink, limeesque
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Adventures of NaruChan in PornoLand reviews
Naruto knew being forced to play Alice in the school’s version of Alice in Wonderland would be a pain… but he never knew how painful until the story takes a deranged and very… erotic twist as his Wonderland becomes PornoLand. Yaoi, Lemons, Limes, ukenaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,572 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Naruto U.
Everything About You reviews
You gave me your heart first, Sasuke. Now you want to give it to her? Well... if I want it for myself... I'll just have to rip it out. If I can't have it, no one can. Sasunaru, sasukarin, dark!naruto, ch. death
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
As You Wish reviews
Kankurou learns some legends hold seeds of truth when his new blond puppet comes to life as a living, breathing genie offering him three wishes... but all wishes come with a price when your genie is out to get you. AU Yaoi KankuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,891 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Kankuro, Naruto U. - Complete
Bite Me, You Big Bad Wolf! reviews
Kiba learns the hard way he should always kill his dinner when his would be snack gets away and is turned into a werefox… and his new mate. That’s what you get for playing with your food! KibaNaru, lemons later, AU MPreg COMPLETE :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,919 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Concerning Candy Hearts reviews
Naruto didn’t except to get a Valentine on this day, he never did after all. But, that was ok… because Sasuke got enough for the both of them. But, sometimes the best Valentines aren't silly candy hearts. AUCollege set Drabble, shounenai
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Brothers by Goggles reviews
Obito, a normal loudmouth college student, joins his university’s high school tutor program in order to pass his human development class. His new gay high schooler is more than he expected… ObitoNaru, Onesided ObitoRin, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,300 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Torune, Naruto U. - Complete
On Frogs and Foxes reviews
Jiraiya is a scientist researching the mating rituals of frogs in Urban areas trying to outdo his rival. Too bad he’s busy trying to keep himself from smacking his new little helper… who is, apparently, a nympho. AU Lemons, Limes, JirNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,346 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
Praying Mantis reviews
Shino reflects on Naruto Uzumaki… but soon realizes his original hypothesis on the blonde may not have been as accurate as he once believed… ShounenAi, onesided ShinoNaru, others mentioned. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Shino A., Naruto U. - Complete
SOAP OPERA EXTREME: Desert Ramen Love reviews
Sequal to 'On Ramen Bowls' Chaos reins in the desert when two love struck shinobi fight over a clueless blonde fox... who has a secret love of his own he's setting out to seduce! Yaoi. Langauge. blah blah blah... RamenVerse
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,101 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Nightmares of the Bug Charmer reviews
Everyone has nightmares… including Shino. His just happen to include idiot blondes blabbing his most hated secret…ShinoNaru hints
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Shino A., Naruto U. - Complete
Keeping Promises reviews
When there are promises you just can't keep, you need to pass them down to someone else... some memories may hurt, but you still need to remember... 'Hai, Naruto… I’ll bring SasukeUchiha home… and then I’ll kill him.' Hinted ShikaNaru, character death
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
On Ramen Bowls reviews
The allout war for Naruto's heart has begun! Too bad he doesn't know it... Complete! Look for the sequalcoming soon SOAP OPERA EXTREME: Desert Ramen Love
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,419 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Of Bears and Ramen reviews
Mr. Bear’s journey! SequelPrequel to ‘For the Love of Ramen’ and ‘Teddy Bear.’
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
With Me reviews
Naruto brings Sasuke back… but at what price to himself? Again, slight yaoi if you squint reeeaaally hard. Chapter two now up. nn Debating on if i'm gunna go for a third chapter or not... may just stay a twoshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Unfaithful reviews
Roy has been unfaithful to Edward for their whole relationship, and when Ed finds out… nothing happens? Only when he realizes how much the boy means to him, does Roy realize his actions have a greater consequence than he thought. Lyrics by Rihanna. Roy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Dream On reviews
Well… just a set of flashbacks leading to the end, some cannon some not, set to ‘Dream On’ by Aerosmith. Slight onesided NaruSasu and Sasunaru and you thought you’d get away from my yaoi! HAHAHAAngst, character death
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
For the Love of Ramen reviews
Naruto tries to explain to Gaara just what he, and Sasuke, mean to him... in a very Naruto way. Slight Yaoi. if you look at it like that.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Teddy Bear reviews
When he was young, Gaara had a teddy bear. Naruto, upon discovering this, sets out to discover just WHERE that bear went. Mild swearing. Nothing major.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Left Behind reviews
On that one night, Ed is left behind by Alphonse, who ran after Hohenheim. Roy, seeing this, ponders Alphonse's abandonment of his brother... and discovers something else in the process. RoyEd if you squint really hard. Takes place near the end of the
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Frozen Flame reviews
In the mountains, Roy suffers alone with his greif. However, a voice from his past may rekindle his fire. Slight mention of RoyEd. Rated T to be safe.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Roy M., Edward E.
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